FabSwingers.com mobile

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

Blue moon

Jump to newest
 

By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It's a blue moon tonight.

What do you only do once in a blue moon?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Post on the forums.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have a horse bet

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Post on the forums."

The green arrow never lies.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"have a horse bet"

Did you win?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford


"It's a blue moon tonight.

"

Have you been painting your bum blue again

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"have a horse bet

Did you win?

"

no sadly

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Post on the forums.

The green arrow never lies.

"

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've sailed across the date line during a Blue-moon..

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would like to make love under a full blue moon

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleep! So tonight I'm getting lucky

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"It's a blue moon tonight.

Have you been painting your bum blue again "

Again? I don't remember ever painting it blue.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I've sailed across the date line during a Blue-moon.. "

Does that count as two blue moons? If it's the same date line story you have told me before then that was very special.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look for a blue moon.

Bit cloudy here so can't see it

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a Holiday.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Would like to make love under a full blue moon "

So would I but it's a cool one tonight.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Sleep! So tonight I'm getting lucky "

If you're getting lucky you won't get any sleep.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would like to make love under a full blue moon "

All blue moons are full moons

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Have a Holiday."

Have a KitKat.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Enjoy swinging

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's a blue moon tonight.

What do you only do once in a blue moon?

"

Get laid.

*crosses fingers and toes*

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

Have a Meet.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

Might get to see a flying pig as well, if I actually manage to get a meet for tonight

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"It's a blue moon tonight.

Have you been painting your bum blue again

Again? I don't remember ever painting it blue."

You don't even remember?

My, that was a good night.

What else don't you want to remember about that night?

Mr ddc

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Enjoy swinging "

That suggests you don't enjoy it that often and I simply don't believe you.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

What makes it a blue moon... I love the song

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"It's a blue moon tonight.

What do you only do once in a blue moon?

Get laid.

*crosses fingers and toes*"

Try howling. It doesn't always work but there may be a werewolf lover out there who will hear and drag you off for the time of your life.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Have a Meet.

"

Well, if you will live somewhere so far away...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've sailed across the date line during a Blue-moon..

Does that count as two blue moons? If it's the same date line story you have told me before then that was very special.

"

I'm not sure if it counts as two blue moons or not.....

It was during a separate voyage from the other tale..... which without doubt gave me some of the most special memories I have....

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"What makes it a blue moon... I love the song "

It refers to a second full moon in the calander month. It happens every three or so years.

Sometimes pollution will make a moon look like it has a bluish tinge.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"It's a blue moon tonight.

Have you been painting your bum blue again

Again? I don't remember ever painting it blue.

You don't even remember?

My, that was a good night.

What else don't you want to remember about that night?

Mr ddc"

It's all a blur. I remember someone giving me a broccoli burger and then nothing.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Might get to see a flying pig as well, if I actually manage to get a meet for tonight "

Have you put up a request?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a Holiday.

Have a KitKat."

Yeah, that`ll do,lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get my boobs out

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I indulge in ice cream probably more often than once in a blue moon but less than I used to. I did however celebrate being officially on holiday by buying a tub of my favourite flavour (it was half price) earlier so I may be naughty.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Might get to see a flying pig as well, if I actually manage to get a meet for tonight

Have you put up a request?

"

learnt from past experience, it's a waste of time. Maybe not for other women but I might as well be invisible in Lincoln

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ants Horse Hung CockMan
over a year ago

co durham

Have sex

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Get my boobs out "

Really? These blue moons must be more common than I thought then.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I indulge in ice cream probably more often than once in a blue moon but less than I used to. I did however celebrate being officially on holiday by buying a tub of my favourite flavour (it was half price) earlier so I may be naughty."

What's the flavour?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Might get to see a flying pig as well, if I actually manage to get a meet for tonight

Have you put up a request?

learnt from past experience, it's a waste of time. Maybe not for other women but I might as well be invisible in Lincoln "

I'm invisible in London too.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Have sex "

It's not all it's made out to be. Honest.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a night off from walking with the Pooch , hang on its a blue moon now and I am getting my boots on !!!

Doh

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"I indulge in ice cream probably more often than once in a blue moon but less than I used to. I did however celebrate being officially on holiday by buying a tub of my favourite flavour (it was half price) earlier so I may be naughty.

What's the flavour?

"

Ben & Jerry's peanut butter cup.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Have a night off from walking with the Pooch , hang on its a blue moon now and I am getting my boots on !!!

Doh "

Pooch wants what pooch wants.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I indulge in ice cream probably more often than once in a blue moon but less than I used to. I did however celebrate being officially on holiday by buying a tub of my favourite flavour (it was half price) earlier so I may be naughty.

What's the flavour?

Ben & Jerry's peanut butter cup."

I have not tried that one.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a night off from walking with the Pooch , hang on its a blue moon now and I am getting my boots on !!!

Doh

Pooch wants what pooch wants.

"

And pooch gets lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Listen to voicemails on my mobile phone, then when I decide to - I have loads to listen to before getting to the one I want!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Might get to see a flying pig as well, if I actually manage to get a meet for tonight

Have you put up a request?

learnt from past experience, it's a waste of time. Maybe not for other women but I might as well be invisible in Lincoln

I'm invisible in London too.

"

think I see a theme, any city beginning with L isn't the place to be

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dance naked under the light of it in the forest of love with the nymphs and the pixies. Your invited too lickety

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Listen to voicemails on my mobile phone, then when I decide to - I have loads to listen to before getting to the one I want! "

I disabled the function.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Sex "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Dance naked under the light of it in the forest of love with the nymphs and the pixies. Your invited too lickety "

That's the best offer I've had this month, you're on.

I do have to bring the dog too so I hope he doesn't scare away the nymphs and pixies.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sex

"

It's okay, once you forget how to do it you no longer miss it!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dance naked under the light of it in the forest of love with the nymphs and the pixies. Your invited too lickety

That's the best offer I've had this month, you're on.

I do have to bring the dog too so I hope he doesn't scare away the nymphs and pixies.

"

Pop up to wales bring the Pooch we have our own stone fairy rings here to dance around

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's a blue moon tonight.

What do you only do once in a blue moon?

"

Fornicate twice in a calendar month!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dance naked under the light of it in the forest of love with the nymphs and the pixies. Your invited too lickety

That's the best offer I've had this month, you're on.

I do have to bring the dog too so I hope he doesn't scare away the nymphs and pixies.

"

That's ok, I was there the last blue moon with my King Charles and apart from him getting a bit friendly with one, all was good. He's a randy little bugger just like his dad

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 31/07/15 20:21:54]

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've sailed across the date line during a Blue-moon.. "

I have too, - and it was during a monsoon!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"I indulge in ice cream probably more often than once in a blue moon but less than I used to. I did however celebrate being officially on holiday by buying a tub of my favourite flavour (it was half price) earlier so I may be naughty.

What's the flavour?

Ben & Jerry's peanut butter cup."

Good call. And the beauty of it, of course, is that it is totally fat free.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Sex

It's okay, once you forget how to do it you no longer miss it!"

It took me 18 months when I went celibate, then it became manageable.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Dance naked under the light of it in the forest of love with the nymphs and the pixies. Your invited too lickety

That's the best offer I've had this month, you're on.

I do have to bring the dog too so I hope he doesn't scare away the nymphs and pixies.

Pop up to wales bring the Pooch we have our own stone fairy rings here to dance around "

He's initially a quarrelsome dog (small dog syndrome) but he soon gets over it and then he's frolicsome.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Dance naked under the light of it in the forest of love with the nymphs and the pixies. Your invited too lickety

That's the best offer I've had this month, you're on.

I do have to bring the dog too so I hope he doesn't scare away the nymphs and pixies.

That's ok, I was there the last blue moon with my King Charles and apart from him getting a bit friendly with one, all was good. He's a randy little bugger just like his dad "

Perfect.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

I'll probably end up walking the dog alone under the blue moon so romantic....not!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

I shall be watching it and enjoying,seeing as it's a blue one

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didnt know there was actually a blue moon

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sex

It's okay, once you forget how to do it you no longer miss it!

It took me 18 months when I went celibate, then it became manageable.

"

Celibate here, celibate there, - good management!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Sex

It's okay, once you forget how to do it you no longer miss it!

It took me 18 months when I went celibate, then it became manageable.

Celibate here, celibate there, - good management! "

Setting the KPIs on wanks avoided is the key.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I didnt know there was actually a blue moon "

Now you do you can forget for at least another three years.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get my boobs out

Really? These blue moons must be more common than I thought then. "

In Reading yes, they occur daily

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sex

It's okay, once you forget how to do it you no longer miss it!

It took me 18 months when I went celibate, then it became manageable.

Celibate here, celibate there, - good management!

Setting the KPIs on wanks avoided is the key.

"

Your KPI's are reading the same as mine,- there must be some kind of connection!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a cig , naked in the gardens ... So hot here

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Have a cig , naked in the gardens ... So hot here "

Are you having a good time? Ready to initiate the man next week?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Sex

It's okay, once you forget how to do it you no longer miss it!

It took me 18 months when I went celibate, then it became manageable.

Celibate here, celibate there, - good management!

Setting the KPIs on wanks avoided is the key.

Your KPI's are reading the same as mine,- there must be some kind of connection!! "

No touching! You have to start again if you touch.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Work

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a cig , naked in the gardens ... So hot here

Are you having a good time? Ready to initiate the man next week?

"

p I hope he has a good SPF 50 and that he is not too much exhausted of having so much freedom ...the only thing I could probably initiate him is eating fish for a whole week

I'm having a good time, sex free but enjoying other tactile sensation

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sex

It's okay, once you forget how to do it you no longer miss it!

It took me 18 months when I went celibate, then it became manageable.

Celibate here, celibate there, - good management!

Setting the KPIs on wanks avoided is the key.

Your KPI's are reading the same as mine,- there must be some kind of connection!!

No touching! You have to start again if you touch.

"

The bar had better be open at least!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I just took the dog out and the park is full of young people having fun. I'm blaming the moon. It's going to be a long wakeful night.

I'll have to do my once in a blue moon thing.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Shagged by a werewolf - a bit too hairy.

I don't run often now, and used to run, cycle and swim miles every day - well, I swam a mile every day, at the crack of dawn. Running has almost disappeared from my life.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Shagged by a werewolf - a bit too hairy.

I don't run often now, and used to run, cycle and swim miles every day - well, I swam a mile every day, at the crack of dawn. Running has almost disappeared from my life."

I'm not built for running. The video of me running recently shows everyone else strolling PAST me.

Give it a once in a blue moon go again, just because.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Baa ba ba ba ..baa ba ba ba .. Dink a dong ding ..dink a dong dang

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top