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"Post on the forums." The green arrow never lies. | |||
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"have a horse bet" Did you win? | |||
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"It's a blue moon tonight. " Have you been painting your bum blue again | |||
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"It's a blue moon tonight. Have you been painting your bum blue again " Again? I don't remember ever painting it blue. | |||
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"I've sailed across the date line during a Blue-moon.. " Does that count as two blue moons? If it's the same date line story you have told me before then that was very special. | |||
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"Would like to make love under a full blue moon " So would I but it's a cool one tonight. | |||
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"Sleep! So tonight I'm getting lucky " If you're getting lucky you won't get any sleep. | |||
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"Would like to make love under a full blue moon " All blue moons are full moons | |||
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"Have a Holiday." Have a KitKat. | |||
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"It's a blue moon tonight. What do you only do once in a blue moon? " Get laid. *crosses fingers and toes* | |||
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"It's a blue moon tonight. Have you been painting your bum blue again Again? I don't remember ever painting it blue." You don't even remember? My, that was a good night. What else don't you want to remember about that night? Mr ddc | |||
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"Enjoy swinging " That suggests you don't enjoy it that often and I simply don't believe you. | |||
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"It's a blue moon tonight. What do you only do once in a blue moon? Get laid. *crosses fingers and toes*" Try howling. It doesn't always work but there may be a werewolf lover out there who will hear and drag you off for the time of your life. | |||
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"Have a Meet. " Well, if you will live somewhere so far away... | |||
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"What makes it a blue moon... I love the song " It refers to a second full moon in the calander month. It happens every three or so years. Sometimes pollution will make a moon look like it has a bluish tinge. | |||
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"It's a blue moon tonight. Have you been painting your bum blue again Again? I don't remember ever painting it blue. You don't even remember? My, that was a good night. What else don't you want to remember about that night? Mr ddc" It's all a blur. I remember someone giving me a broccoli burger and then nothing. | |||
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"Might get to see a flying pig as well, if I actually manage to get a meet for tonight " Have you put up a request? | |||
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"Might get to see a flying pig as well, if I actually manage to get a meet for tonight Have you put up a request? " learnt from past experience, it's a waste of time. Maybe not for other women but I might as well be invisible in Lincoln | |||
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"Get my boobs out " Really? These blue moons must be more common than I thought then. | |||
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"I indulge in ice cream probably more often than once in a blue moon but less than I used to. I did however celebrate being officially on holiday by buying a tub of my favourite flavour (it was half price) earlier so I may be naughty." What's the flavour? | |||
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"Might get to see a flying pig as well, if I actually manage to get a meet for tonight Have you put up a request? learnt from past experience, it's a waste of time. Maybe not for other women but I might as well be invisible in Lincoln " I'm invisible in London too. | |||
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"Have sex " It's not all it's made out to be. Honest. | |||
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"I indulge in ice cream probably more often than once in a blue moon but less than I used to. I did however celebrate being officially on holiday by buying a tub of my favourite flavour (it was half price) earlier so I may be naughty. What's the flavour? " Ben & Jerry's peanut butter cup. | |||
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"Have a night off from walking with the Pooch , hang on its a blue moon now and I am getting my boots on !!! Doh " Pooch wants what pooch wants. | |||
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"I indulge in ice cream probably more often than once in a blue moon but less than I used to. I did however celebrate being officially on holiday by buying a tub of my favourite flavour (it was half price) earlier so I may be naughty. What's the flavour? Ben & Jerry's peanut butter cup." I have not tried that one. | |||
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"Have a night off from walking with the Pooch , hang on its a blue moon now and I am getting my boots on !!! Doh Pooch wants what pooch wants. " And pooch gets lol | |||
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"Might get to see a flying pig as well, if I actually manage to get a meet for tonight Have you put up a request? learnt from past experience, it's a waste of time. Maybe not for other women but I might as well be invisible in Lincoln I'm invisible in London too. " think I see a theme, any city beginning with L isn't the place to be | |||
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"Listen to voicemails on my mobile phone, then when I decide to - I have loads to listen to before getting to the one I want! " I disabled the function. | |||
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"Dance naked under the light of it in the forest of love with the nymphs and the pixies. Your invited too lickety " That's the best offer I've had this month, you're on. I do have to bring the dog too so I hope he doesn't scare away the nymphs and pixies. | |||
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"Sex " It's okay, once you forget how to do it you no longer miss it! | |||
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"Dance naked under the light of it in the forest of love with the nymphs and the pixies. Your invited too lickety That's the best offer I've had this month, you're on. I do have to bring the dog too so I hope he doesn't scare away the nymphs and pixies. " Pop up to wales bring the Pooch we have our own stone fairy rings here to dance around | |||
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"It's a blue moon tonight. What do you only do once in a blue moon? " Fornicate twice in a calendar month! | |||
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"Dance naked under the light of it in the forest of love with the nymphs and the pixies. Your invited too lickety That's the best offer I've had this month, you're on. I do have to bring the dog too so I hope he doesn't scare away the nymphs and pixies. " That's ok, I was there the last blue moon with my King Charles and apart from him getting a bit friendly with one, all was good. He's a randy little bugger just like his dad | |||
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"I've sailed across the date line during a Blue-moon.. " I have too, - and it was during a monsoon!! | |||
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"I indulge in ice cream probably more often than once in a blue moon but less than I used to. I did however celebrate being officially on holiday by buying a tub of my favourite flavour (it was half price) earlier so I may be naughty. What's the flavour? Ben & Jerry's peanut butter cup." Good call. And the beauty of it, of course, is that it is totally fat free. | |||
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"Sex It's okay, once you forget how to do it you no longer miss it!" It took me 18 months when I went celibate, then it became manageable. | |||
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"Dance naked under the light of it in the forest of love with the nymphs and the pixies. Your invited too lickety That's the best offer I've had this month, you're on. I do have to bring the dog too so I hope he doesn't scare away the nymphs and pixies. Pop up to wales bring the Pooch we have our own stone fairy rings here to dance around " He's initially a quarrelsome dog (small dog syndrome) but he soon gets over it and then he's frolicsome. | |||
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"Dance naked under the light of it in the forest of love with the nymphs and the pixies. Your invited too lickety That's the best offer I've had this month, you're on. I do have to bring the dog too so I hope he doesn't scare away the nymphs and pixies. That's ok, I was there the last blue moon with my King Charles and apart from him getting a bit friendly with one, all was good. He's a randy little bugger just like his dad " Perfect. | |||
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"Sex It's okay, once you forget how to do it you no longer miss it! It took me 18 months when I went celibate, then it became manageable. " Celibate here, celibate there, - good management! | |||
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"Sex It's okay, once you forget how to do it you no longer miss it! It took me 18 months when I went celibate, then it became manageable. Celibate here, celibate there, - good management! " Setting the KPIs on wanks avoided is the key. | |||
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"I didnt know there was actually a blue moon " Now you do you can forget for at least another three years. | |||
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"Get my boobs out Really? These blue moons must be more common than I thought then. " In Reading yes, they occur daily | |||
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"Sex It's okay, once you forget how to do it you no longer miss it! It took me 18 months when I went celibate, then it became manageable. Celibate here, celibate there, - good management! Setting the KPIs on wanks avoided is the key. " Your KPI's are reading the same as mine,- there must be some kind of connection!! | |||
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"Have a cig , naked in the gardens ... So hot here " Are you having a good time? Ready to initiate the man next week? | |||
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"Sex It's okay, once you forget how to do it you no longer miss it! It took me 18 months when I went celibate, then it became manageable. Celibate here, celibate there, - good management! Setting the KPIs on wanks avoided is the key. Your KPI's are reading the same as mine,- there must be some kind of connection!! " No touching! You have to start again if you touch. | |||
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"Have a cig , naked in the gardens ... So hot here Are you having a good time? Ready to initiate the man next week? " p I hope he has a good SPF 50 and that he is not too much exhausted of having so much freedom ...the only thing I could probably initiate him is eating fish for a whole week I'm having a good time, sex free but enjoying other tactile sensation | |||
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"Sex It's okay, once you forget how to do it you no longer miss it! It took me 18 months when I went celibate, then it became manageable. Celibate here, celibate there, - good management! Setting the KPIs on wanks avoided is the key. Your KPI's are reading the same as mine,- there must be some kind of connection!! No touching! You have to start again if you touch. " The bar had better be open at least! | |||
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"Shagged by a werewolf - a bit too hairy. I don't run often now, and used to run, cycle and swim miles every day - well, I swam a mile every day, at the crack of dawn. Running has almost disappeared from my life." I'm not built for running. The video of me running recently shows everyone else strolling PAST me. Give it a once in a blue moon go again, just because. | |||
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