FabSwingers.com forum: The hunt continues

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So some of you may know who I am, and know of the troubles I've faced on here.

Cant mention them cause voldemort wouldn't be too pleased lol.

But I thought I'd let you lot know that I'm lucky enough to finally arrange a meet today,

Hopefully I won't need buy any groceries on the way* lol

Happy swinging and always play safe people x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So some of you may know who I am, and know of the troubles I've faced on here.

Cant mention them cause voldemort wouldn't be too pleased lol.

But I thought I'd let you lot know that I'm lucky enough to finally arrange a meet today,

Hopefully I won't need buy any groceries on the way* lol

Happy swinging and always play safe people x

Congrats! Have fun and play safe

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

What a legend!

Just watch the hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All to cryptic for me

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

Good on you. Enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, enjoy!!

And, just cuz I'm curious, do you wear hair gel on a meet? I just ask cuz you look like you care very much about your hair but it always bugged me when I tried running my fingers through a guy's hair and it was full of gel...so I'm just curious lol

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Watch out for muggles!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You mentioned he who must not be named !

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"So some of you may know who I am, and know of the troubles I've faced on here.

Cant mention them cause voldemort wouldn't be too pleased lol."

Oh go on, I missed yesterday's excitement as, ironically, Mrs ddc insisted I went to buy her a few bits and pieces from the shops.

Hope you have better luck today

(And get us a pint of milk on your way past...)

Mr.ddc

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"You mentioned he who must not be named !

Who's that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes, enjoy!!

-Courtney"

Tbh I use a tiny bit of putty just to keep it in place, I don't like having too much product in my hair, I'd rather have a girl clumping it together with her fist then some gel lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who are you ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"who are you ??"

Sir Pumpalot x

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Six hours still no veri........

Are you still pumping ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Six hours still no veri........

Are you still pumping ?"

Surely not! It will be well swollen.

Like Mike Tyson in a roll neck sweater.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

He's stopped off at the shops to get me some Halloumi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's stopped off at the shops to get me some Halloumi."

Was his hair okay?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

This just keeps on giving

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"He's stopped off at the shops to get me some Halloumi.

Was his hair okay? "

I'm still waiting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's stopped off at the shops to get me some Halloumi.

Was his hair okay?

I'm still waiting. "

Hahahahaha

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"He's stopped off at the shops to get me some Halloumi.

Was his hair okay?

I'm still waiting. "

You should've asked for Cheddar. Poor lad's probably half-way to Cyprus to bring you back the genuine article.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"He's stopped off at the shops to get me some Halloumi.

Was his hair okay?

I'm still waiting.

You should've asked for Cheddar. Poor lad's probably half-way to Cyprus to bring you back the genuine article.

He's from Islington, we can get the genuine stuff just down the road.

I hope he didn't think it was hair putty.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"He's stopped off at the shops to get me some Halloumi.

Was his hair okay?

I'm still waiting.

You should've asked for Cheddar. Poor lad's probably half-way to Cyprus to bring you back the genuine article.

He's from Islington, we can get the genuine stuff just down the road.

I hope he didn't think it was hair putty.

I only get hair-pity

Don't worry, cheese at this time would only give you nightmares

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"He's stopped off at the shops to get me some Halloumi.

Was his hair okay?

I'm still waiting.

You should've asked for Cheddar. Poor lad's probably half-way to Cyprus to bring you back the genuine article.

He's from Islington, we can get the genuine stuff just down the road.

I hope he didn't think it was hair putty.

I only get hair-pity

Don't worry, cheese at this time would only give you nightmares"

It was a once in a blue moon fancy, nothing more.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just as my luck would have it. My arranged meet ended up having cold feet, even a pair of thick socks couldn't suffice.

Through the thought not only had I lost the volume in my hair, but also given me a limp penis.

Little old me was left standing pondering with my M&S bag in hand, when will I ever meet a lady on here.

Think it's time for a Disney movie and little bit of herbs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just as my luck would have it. My arranged meet ended up having cold feet, even a pair of thick socks couldn't suffice.

Through the thought not only had I lost the volume in my hair, but also given me a limp penis.

Little old me was left standing pondering with my M&S bag in hand, when will I ever meet a lady on here.

Think it's time for a Disney movie and little bit of herbs

Sorry OP. Better luck next time.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just as my luck would have it. My arranged meet ended up having cold feet, even a pair of thick socks couldn't suffice.

Through the thought not only had I lost the volume in my hair, but also given me a limp penis.

Little old me was left standing pondering with my M&S bag in hand, when will I ever meet a lady on here.

Think it's time for a Disney movie and little bit of herbs

Disney? They obviously don't grow herbs like they used to!!

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