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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Tesco are keeping the machines, but replacing the voice with a "more friendly, less talkative man"

http://youtu.be/MI1Lr08LDps

Seems the woman was too bossy

Source http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/33719909/tesco-ditches-unexpected-item-in-bagging-area-at-self-service-checkouts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that made me laugh

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Just another woman asking for more cash

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

They should change my sat navs voice too, she is a right bitch, I am sure her voice goes louder the more I ignore her.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I listened to both voices.

It's not the gender that matters.

Tesco have changed the WORDS and that's a good thing.

It's gone from being imperative to quite friendly.

I know I know the blokes voice.

Anyone know who it is ?

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

An artist called Andy Turvey is claiming to be it, but Tesco didn't confirm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My inner child still hears 'Please insert your cock into the chip and pin device' when it's time to pay.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"An artist called Andy Turvey is claiming to be it, but Tesco didn't confirm"

It is him though. I checked his own website and listened to him.

He's a voice over artist it seems.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo


"My inner child still hears 'Please insert your cock into the chip and pin device' when it's time to pay."

Is it flat and thin? if not you will be in trouble.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo


"An artist called Andy Turvey is claiming to be it, but Tesco didn't confirm

It is him though. I checked his own website and listened to him.

He's a voice over artist it seems."

Now I am not a feminist in any way shape or form, but they could have changed the words and kept the womans voice. Even a woman would ave sounded less bossy with the words changed

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"They should change my sat navs voice too, she is a right bitch, I am sure her voice goes louder the more I ignore her."

Mine is a bitch too

I hate her and she knows it,then she sends me the wrong way up the M6 ......I'm sure I could hear her snigger

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

have*

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo


"They should change my sat navs voice too, she is a right bitch, I am sure her voice goes louder the more I ignore her.

Mine is a bitch too

I hate her and she knows it,then she sends me the wrong way up the M6 ......I'm sure I could hear her snigger"

....as in the wrong way with cars coming towards or just the wrong direction

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"An artist called Andy Turvey is claiming to be it, but Tesco didn't confirm

It is him though. I checked his own website and listened to him.

He's a voice over artist it seems.

Now I am not a feminist in any way shape or form, but they could have changed the words and kept the womans voice. Even a woman would ave sounded less bossy with the words changed"

His voice is softer though.

She used to be in Eastenders apparently. I never knew that !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My inner child still hears 'Please insert your cock into the chip and pin device' when it's time to pay.

Is it flat and thin? if not you will be in trouble."

I suspect that if I whopped my cock out in a busy supermarket, it probably would soon be flat and thin.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"They should change my sat navs voice too, she is a right bitch, I am sure her voice goes louder the more I ignore her.

Mine is a bitch too

I hate her and she knows it,then she sends me the wrong way up the M6 ......I'm sure I could hear her snigger

....as in the wrong way with cars coming towards or just the wrong direction "

Wrong direction

I drove past the same service station I'd just eaten at about 3 times

I use my phone now instead,much friendlier to me!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"They should change my sat navs voice too, she is a right bitch, I am sure her voice goes louder the more I ignore her.

Mine is a bitch too

I hate her and she knows it,then she sends me the wrong way up the M6 ......I'm sure I could hear her snigger"

Mine was determined to send me past a no entry sign . In the end I let her !

Suddenly, a police wiggly finger beckoned me over.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo


"My inner child still hears 'Please insert your cock into the chip and pin device' when it's time to pay.

Is it flat and thin? if not you will be in trouble.

I suspect that if I whopped my cock out in a busy supermarket, it probably would soon be flat and thin."

...I suspect you would be right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They should just put a ring modulator on the audio output.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"They should just put a ring modulator on the audio output."

Yes and a doodah on the thingy. Makes sense.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'd rather queue round the block for a human than use one of those stupid machines.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every time you use one of those machines a checkout operator gets their P45.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer a human checkout. ....but...but..

Why oh why do they have to make more of a 'connection' now? The trite phrasing from a training manual does my bounce in....just scan my shopping and let me get out of there

Does a spotty 17 year old REALLY want to know my plans for the evening? REALLY?

* not all 17 year olds are spotty but you get the drift. ...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I'd rather queue round the block for a human than use one of those stupid machines. "

Like Russians for a beetroot.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Every time you use one of those machines a checkout operator gets their P45."

She must be pissed off by now

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I prefer a human checkout. ....but...but..

Why oh why do they have to make more of a 'connection' now? The trite phrasing from a training manual does my bounce in....just scan my shopping and let me get out of there

Does a spotty 17 year old REALLY want to know my plans for the evening? REALLY?

* not all 17 year olds are spotty but you get the drift. ..."

Oh I like that. They scan 20 chappie tins and say ..... 'Have you got a dog?' ...... I would LOVE to reply but I smile and say yes. ....

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I'd rather queue round the block for a human than use one of those stupid machines.

Like Russians for a beetroot."

I'd definitely never queue for beetroot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The tone of the voice was a social experiment in compliance.

personally i only used the bossy self service check outs as its the closest ill ever get to playing sub

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I'd rather queue round the block for a human than use one of those stupid machines.

Like Russians for a beetroot.

I'd definitely never queue for beetroot! "

Fussy fussy ......... would a cucumber have any use ?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I'd rather queue round the block for a human than use one of those stupid machines.

Like Russians for a beetroot.

I'd definitely never queue for beetroot!

Fussy fussy ......... would a cucumber have any use ?"

Nope... I like the smell but not the taste.

Beyond fussy!

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By *rbusyhandsMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

The guy doing the ex factor voiceovers has left them, so perhaps he's coming to Tesco

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"The guy doing the ex factor voiceovers has left them, so perhaps he's coming to Tesco "

WELCOME TO THE TESCO FACTORRRRRRRRRRRRR

WALK IN ONE DIRECTIONNNNNNNNNN

no it's not him

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