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" part 2 starts with the comment that time made part one fly by..not as hard as the rugby ball that assaulted ms fruitloop.. however dan says he nearly lost his head and the queen song 'dont lose your head' from highlander ran through my awareness.. it would be a kind of magic....hehe..ok ahem lets not go there..or ill be asking where people were losing them... funnily enough PP said shortly after about being present and correct, makes me wonder if any bits got flung off somewhere..maybe in glasgow or the welsh hills.... i digress... the dinosaurs are still rampant in lowestoft..and by the looks of that kilt, something else might be rampant too...lol the boss is missing comfy office life as he struggles with the message workload, some beautiful boobies have appeared, other go off to try to persuade their hubbys...if its persuading them they must be mad.... tea and toast with jam is gratefully received , the merits of bacon even with chicken is reiterated leaving things that are purple alone for a bit, is advised....the joys of motorboating are discussed and some new and new old friends come in to join the throng.. and due to full moon or general consensus it seems most people are offering to do things to each other......it seems requests and offers are flowing..so get in your request if you have one in part 3....... logistics via clubs and google maps...." Yup. That sums it up. OUTSTANDING | |||
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"Evening all !" Good evening Mr. Essex 
You working or lurking tonight? | |||
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"Well pt 2 didn't last long " Good evening Sammy
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"Evening all !" Hi essexguy how are you this...moonlit hour? | |||
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how's you this evening ? | |||
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"Evening all ! Hi essexguy how are you this...moonlit hour?" Evening Suzy, am very well thank you, and your sweet self tonight ? X | |||
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"Full moon tonight evening all"Good evening Mr. Fox
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"And I'm taking my unmoterboatable boobs & unbitable arse to bed. Nanight!" Nighty night filthy dreams  | |||
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"Full moon tonight evening all
Good evening Mr. Fox
Don't I know it, it's playing havoc with the patients "Restraints required?  | |||
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"Well pt 2 didn't last long Good evening Sammy
Went way too quick. "Good evening too you too my friend and too Suzy who I didn't get a chance to reply to in the last one | |||
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"Jesus I only went to eat a Chinese and part 2 came and went
Evening to everyone that joined and I didn't get to say hi to "I know it's on fast forward tonight | |||
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"I've been tossing and turning trying to fall asleep since half 9 but it's not happening. Being picked up at 2:30am for the airport and this stupid hen weekend in Marbella. Might as well go downstairs and have some Nutella on toast and a cuppa. " Sounds like a great idea ! ?? | |||
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"Evening all ! Hi essexguy how are you this...moonlit hour? Evening Suzy, am very well thank you, and your sweet self tonight ? X" taking up the opportunities for kissing people better this evening...  | |||
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"I'm lurking Dan, work is reserved for when the sun is up how's you this evening ?"Ah you're a day walker, good on you for being up late then. 
I'm actually doing some proper work....I'm in shock tbh | |||
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"Evening all ! Hi essexguy how are you this...moonlit hour? Evening Suzy, am very well thank you, and your sweet self tonight ? X taking up the opportunities for kissing people better this evening... "Curses, I hope i haven't missed the opportunity ?! Xx | |||
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"Jesus I only went to eat a Chinese and part 2 came and went
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I know it's on fast forward tonight "
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"Full moon tonight evening all
Good evening Mr. Fox
Don't I know it, it's playing havoc with the patients
Restraints required? "hi stupid fox..or halfmoon man xx mmmmmm need anything kissing better this evening...? | |||
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"I'm lurking Dan, work is reserved for when the sun is up how's you this evening ?
Ah you're a day walker, good on you for being up late then.
I'm actually doing some proper work....I'm in shock tbh "Yes, but fortunately i do not sparkle in the sunlight, it's more of a case if I have to stay in the shade | |||
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"Full moon tonight evening all
Good evening Mr. Fox
Don't I know it, it's playing havoc with the patients "Its well known among emergency workers that the full moon sends people a little doolally! | |||
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"I've been tossing and turning trying to fall asleep since half 9 but it's not happening. Being picked up at 2:30am for the airport and this stupid hen weekend in Marbella. Might as well go downstairs and have some Nutella on toast and a cuppa. Sounds like a great idea ! ??" I love Nutella | |||
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"I'm lurking Dan, work is reserved for when the sun is up how's you this evening ?
Ah you're a day walker, good on you for being up late then.
I'm actually doing some proper work....I'm in shock tbh "Did you smack your head? You never do work when your on here! | |||
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"Evening all ! Hi essexguy how are you this...moonlit hour? Evening Suzy, am very well thank you, and your sweet self tonight ? X taking up the opportunities for kissing people better this evening...
Curses, I hope i haven't missed the opportunity ?! Xx"so far its been ladies so if you dont mind sharing....... | |||
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"Woah were did part two go to? Went off to make another cup of tea. I didn't get any requests for anything so before I get comfy again Anyone want a cuppa , some biscuits? "I would love that but trying to be good  | |||
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"I've been tossing and turning trying to fall asleep since half 9 but it's not happening. Being picked up at 2:30am for the airport and this stupid hen weekend in Marbella. Might as well go downstairs and have some Nutella on toast and a cuppa. Sounds like a great idea ! ??" Balls to it I'm up now! | |||
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"Evening all ! Hi essexguy how are you this...moonlit hour? Evening Suzy, am very well thank you, and your sweet self tonight ? X taking up the opportunities for kissing people better this evening...
Curses, I hope i haven't missed the opportunity ?! Xx
so far its been ladies so if you dont mind sharing....... "Not at all sharing is caring xx | |||
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"Jesus I only went to eat a Chinese and part 2 came and went
Evening to everyone that joined and I didn't get to say hi to "Mrs horny do you know if xtasia are having more foam parties after this fridays? I want to go but can't make this fridays? | |||
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"I'm going to get some sleep night you lot "Nnight x | |||
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"Full moon tonight evening all
Good evening Mr. Fox
Don't I know it, it's playing havoc with the patients
Restraints required? "Not that drastic yet thankfully lol | |||
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"Jesus I only went to eat a Chinese and part 2 came and went
Evening to everyone that joined and I didn't get to say hi to
Mrs horny do you know if xtasia are having more foam parties after this fridays? I want to go but can't make this fridays?"They've got 1 the night after my party but it's couples only | |||
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"Full moon tonight evening all
Good evening Mr. Fox
Don't I know it, it's playing havoc with the patients
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hi stupid fox..or halfmoon man xx
mmmmmm need anything kissing better this evening...? "Umm yes I pulled my groin | |||
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"I've been tossing and turning trying to fall asleep since half 9 but it's not happening. Being picked up at 2:30am for the airport and this stupid hen weekend in Marbella. Might as well go downstairs and have some Nutella on toast and a cuppa. " Good evening Ms. Sea witch
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"Woah were did part two go to? Went off to make another cup of tea. I didn't get any requests for anything so before I get comfy again Anyone want a cuppa , some biscuits?
I would love that but trying to be good "Mm biscuits. Don't share with Suzy though | |||
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"Full moon tonight evening all
Good evening Mr. Fox
Don't I know it, it's playing havoc with the patients
Restraints required?
hi stupid fox..or halfmoon man xx
mmmmmm need anything kissing better this evening...?
Umm yes I pulled my groin" I bet you did | |||
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"I'm lurking Dan, work is reserved for when the sun is up how's you this evening ?
Ah you're a day walker, good on you for being up late then.
I'm actually doing some proper work....I'm in shock tbh
Yes, but fortunately i do not sparkle in the sunlight, it's more of a case if I have to stay in the shade "Ha ha, im not allowed out in daylight only for special occasions  | |||
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"Full moon tonight evening all
Good evening Mr. Fox
Don't I know it, it's playing havoc with the patients
Restraints required?
hi stupid fox..or halfmoon man xx
mmmmmm need anything kissing better this evening...?
Umm yes I pulled my groin
I bet you did"Lol I actually did last night | |||
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"I'm going to get some sleep night you lot "NIGHTY NIGHT FILTHY DREAMS MRS. H | |||
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"Right I really am going to sleep Night all" Night HnH xxx | |||
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"Woah were did part two go to? Went off to make another cup of tea. I didn't get any requests for anything so before I get comfy again Anyone want a cuppa , some biscuits? "Green tea please. | |||
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"Woah were did part two go to? Went off to make another cup of tea. I didn't get any requests for anything so before I get comfy again Anyone want a cuppa , some biscuits?
I would love that but trying to be good
Mm biscuits. Don't share with Suzy though "im shocked , you might want a kiss for your groin, youll share the ladies with me, but not the biscuits...wtf... | |||
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"Full moon tonight evening all
Good evening Mr. Fox
Don't I know it, it's playing havoc with the patients
Its well known among emergency workers that the full moon sends people a little doolally! "Yup, and it's my first one back to....great  | |||
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" part 2 starts with the comment that time made part one fly by..not as hard as the rugby ball that assaulted ms fruitloop.. however dan says he nearly lost his head and the queen song 'dont lose your head' from highlander ran through my awareness.. it would be a kind of magic....hehe..ok ahem lets not go there..or ill be asking where people were losing them... funnily enough PP said shortly after about being present and correct, makes me wonder if any bits got flung off somewhere..maybe in glasgow or the welsh hills.... i digress... the dinosaurs are still rampant in lowestoft..and by the looks of that kilt, something else might be rampant too...lol the boss is missing comfy office life as he struggles with the message workload, some beautiful boobies have appeared, other go off to try to persuade their hubbys...if its persuading them they must be mad.... tea and toast with jam is gratefully received , the merits of bacon even with chicken is reiterated leaving things that are purple alone for a bit, is advised....the joys of motorboating are discussed and some new and new old friends come in to join the throng.. and due to full moon or general consensus it seems most people are offering to do things to each other......it seems requests and offers are flowing..so get in your request if you have one in part 3....... logistics via clubs and google maps...." Requests? Since mine was the last post in part 2.... Someone please make the pizza delivery porn script come true! Lmao | |||
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"Jesus I only went to eat a Chinese and part 2 came and went
Evening to everyone that joined and I didn't get to say hi to
Mrs horny do you know if xtasia are having more foam parties after this fridays? I want to go but can't make this fridays?
They've got 1 the night after my party but it's couples only"ok thanks for the info | |||
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"Woah were did part two go to? Went off to make another cup of tea. I didn't get any requests for anything so before I get comfy again Anyone want a cuppa , some biscuits?
Green tea please. "I'll have coffee and a ginger snap please | |||
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"Woah were did part two go to? Went off to make another cup of tea. I didn't get any requests for anything so before I get comfy again Anyone want a cuppa , some biscuits?
I would love that but trying to be good
Mm biscuits. Don't share with Suzy though
im shocked , you might want a kiss for your groin, youll share the ladies with me, but not the biscuits...wtf... "You can have my biscuit Suzy | |||
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"I'm lurking Dan, work is reserved for when the sun is up how's you this evening ?
Ah you're a day walker, good on you for being up late then.
I'm actually doing some proper work....I'm in shock tbh
Did you smack your head? You never do work when your on here! "Only between 21:00 and 22:30 and 06:00 till 07:00 as a rule, supposed to be chill time.....f*ck all chance of that tonight | |||
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"Woah were did part two go to? Went off to make another cup of tea. I didn't get any requests for anything so before I get comfy again Anyone want a cuppa , some biscuits?
I would love that but trying to be good
Mm biscuits. Don't share with Suzy though
im shocked , you might want a kiss for your groin, youll share the ladies with me, but not the biscuits...wtf... "Ok ok one pack of custard creams | |||
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"Right I really am going to sleep Night all" I've ready said goodnight | |||
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"I've been tossing and turning trying to fall asleep since half 9 but it's not happening. Being picked up at 2:30am for the airport and this stupid hen weekend in Marbella. Might as well go downstairs and have some Nutella on toast and a cuppa. Good evening Ms. Sea witch
Hen weekend in Marbella, now that sounds like an awesome weekend "Yeah I'm gonna make the most of it cos it's cost me money that would have been better spent elsewhere but I'm a bridesmaid and totally underestimated the amount of money involves with being a bridesmaid, but I'm gonna enjoy this weekend and hopefully come back black! | |||
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"Woah were did part two go to? Went off to make another cup of tea. I didn't get any requests for anything so before I get comfy again Anyone want a cuppa , some biscuits?
I would love that but trying to be good
Mm biscuits. Don't share with Suzy though
im shocked , you might want a kiss for your groin, youll share the ladies with me, but not the biscuits...wtf...
You can have my biscuit Suzy "what a gentleman...we will snap it in half..and share...thankyou kindly..would you like half of my muffin?...xx..its chocolate..last one | |||
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"Woah were did part two go to? Went off to make another cup of tea. I didn't get any requests for anything so before I get comfy again Anyone want a cuppa , some biscuits?
I would love that but trying to be good
Mm biscuits. Don't share with Suzy though
im shocked , you might want a kiss for your groin, youll share the ladies with me, but not the biscuits...wtf... "Man and his biscuits are n'er parted...biscuit law 101 | |||
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"Woah were did part two go to? Went off to make another cup of tea. I didn't get any requests for anything so before I get comfy again Anyone want a cuppa , some biscuits?
I would love that but trying to be good
Mm biscuits. Don't share with Suzy though
im shocked , you might want a kiss for your groin, youll share the ladies with me, but not the biscuits...wtf...
Ok ok one pack of custard creams"Can I have some please? | |||
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"Woah were did part two go to? Went off to make another cup of tea. I didn't get any requests for anything so before I get comfy again Anyone want a cuppa , some biscuits?
I would love that but trying to be good
Mm biscuits. Don't share with Suzy though
im shocked , you might want a kiss for your groin, youll share the ladies with me, but not the biscuits...wtf...
You can have my biscuit Suzy
what a gentleman...we will snap it in half..and share...thankyou kindly..would you like half of my muffin?...xx..its chocolate..last one "I'd love to share your muffin Suzy x | |||
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"Woah were did part two go to? Went off to make another cup of tea. I didn't get any requests for anything so before I get comfy again Anyone want a cuppa , some biscuits?
I would love that but trying to be good
Mm biscuits. Don't share with Suzy though
im shocked , you might want a kiss for your groin, youll share the ladies with me, but not the biscuits...wtf...
Ok ok one pack of custard creams"too late i need batter terms..what else are you going to offer me? | |||
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"Woah were did part two go to? Went off to make another cup of tea. I didn't get any requests for anything so before I get comfy again Anyone want a cuppa , some biscuits?
I would love that but trying to be good
Mm biscuits. Don't share with Suzy though
im shocked , you might want a kiss for your groin, youll share the ladies with me, but not the biscuits...wtf...
Ok ok one pack of custard creams
Can I have some please? "If I have to share then yes | |||
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"Woah were did part two go to? Went off to make another cup of tea. I didn't get any requests for anything so before I get comfy again Anyone want a cuppa , some biscuits?
I would love that but trying to be good
Mm biscuits. Don't share with Suzy though
im shocked , you might want a kiss for your groin, youll share the ladies with me, but not the biscuits...wtf...
You can have my biscuit Suzy
what a gentleman...we will snap it in half..and share...thankyou kindly..would you like half of my muffin?...xx..its chocolate..last one
I'd love to share your muffin Suzy x"with whom?....ahem ...oh the chocolte one...giggles | |||
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"Woah were did part two go to? Went off to make another cup of tea. I didn't get any requests for anything so before I get comfy again Anyone want a cuppa , some biscuits?
I would love that but trying to be good
Mm biscuits. Don't share with Suzy though
im shocked , you might want a kiss for your groin, youll share the ladies with me, but not the biscuits...wtf...
Ok ok one pack of custard creams
too late i need batter terms..what else are you going to offer me? "A nice firm peach? | |||
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"I gotta go sleep guys, good night you sexy people x" Nighty night Robbo filthy dreams dude | |||
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"Woah were did part two go to? Went off to make another cup of tea. I didn't get any requests for anything so before I get comfy again Anyone want a cuppa , some biscuits?
I would love that but trying to be good
Mm biscuits. Don't share with Suzy though
im shocked , you might want a kiss for your groin, youll share the ladies with me, but not the biscuits...wtf...
You can have my biscuit Suzy
what a gentleman...we will snap it in half..and share...thankyou kindly..would you like half of my muffin?...xx..its chocolate..last one
I'd love to share your muffin Suzy x
with whom?....ahem ...oh the chocolte one...giggles "Oh if only I could message you lol !! Xx | |||
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"Woah were did part two go to? Went off to make another cup of tea. I didn't get any requests for anything so before I get comfy again Anyone want a cuppa , some biscuits?
I would love that but trying to be good
Mm biscuits. Don't share with Suzy though
im shocked , you might want a kiss for your groin, youll share the ladies with me, but not the biscuits...wtf...
Ok ok one pack of custard creams
Can I have some please?
If I have to share then yes "Thank you very much Mr Fox | |||
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"I've been tossing and turning trying to fall asleep since half 9 but it's not happening. Being picked up at 2:30am for the airport and this stupid hen weekend in Marbella. Might as well go downstairs and have some Nutella on toast and a cuppa. Good evening Ms. Sea witch
Hen weekend in Marbella, now that sounds like an awesome weekend
Yeah I'm gonna make the most of it cos it's cost me money that would have been better spent elsewhere but I'm a bridesmaid and totally underestimated the amount of money involves with being a bridesmaid, but I'm gonna enjoy this weekend and hopefully come back black! "I went for a fortnight in 2011 it was awesome | |||
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"Woah were did part two go to? Went off to make another cup of tea. I didn't get any requests for anything so before I get comfy again Anyone want a cuppa , some biscuits?
I would love that but trying to be good
Mm biscuits. Don't share with Suzy though
im shocked , you might want a kiss for your groin, youll share the ladies with me, but not the biscuits...wtf...
Ok ok one pack of custard creams
too late i need batter terms..what else are you going to offer me? "Pack of chocolate hobnobs? | |||
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"I've been tossing and turning trying to fall asleep since half 9 but it's not happening. Being picked up at 2:30am for the airport and this stupid hen weekend in Marbella. Might as well go downstairs and have some Nutella on toast and a cuppa. Good evening Ms. Sea witch
Hen weekend in Marbella, now that sounds like an awesome weekend
Yeah I'm gonna make the most of it cos it's cost me money that would have been better spent elsewhere but I'm a bridesmaid and totally underestimated the amount of money involves with being a bridesmaid, but I'm gonna enjoy this weekend and hopefully come back black!
I went for a fortnight in 2011 it was awesome "I used to live in Spain | |||
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"Woah were did part two go to? Went off to make another cup of tea. I didn't get any requests for anything so before I get comfy again Anyone want a cuppa , some biscuits?
I would love that but trying to be good
Mm biscuits. Don't share with Suzy though
im shocked , you might want a kiss for your groin, youll share the ladies with me, but not the biscuits...wtf...
Ok ok one pack of custard creams
too late i need batter terms..what else are you going to offer me? "Would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit? | |||
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"Right orders are ready. Ding! 1 coffee and ginger snap 1 green tea 1 pack custard creams. "Why thankyou | |||
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"Woah were did part two go to? Went off to make another cup of tea. I didn't get any requests for anything so before I get comfy again Anyone want a cuppa , some biscuits?
I would love that but trying to be good
Mm biscuits. Don't share with Suzy though
im shocked , you might want a kiss for your groin, youll share the ladies with me, but not the biscuits...wtf...
Ok ok one pack of custard creams
Can I have some please?
If I have to share then yes
Thank you very much Mr Fox "Foxes biscuits ...made me giggle | |||
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"I've been tossing and turning trying to fall asleep since half 9 but it's not happening. Being picked up at 2:30am for the airport and this stupid hen weekend in Marbella. Might as well go downstairs and have some Nutella on toast and a cuppa. Good evening Ms. Sea witch
Hen weekend in Marbella, now that sounds like an awesome weekend
Yeah I'm gonna make the most of it cos it's cost me money that would have been better spent elsewhere but I'm a bridesmaid and totally underestimated the amount of money involves with being a bridesmaid, but I'm gonna enjoy this weekend and hopefully come back black!
I went for a fortnight in 2011 it was awesome
I used to live in Spain"What part? I lived in Greece for a bit, wish I could go back. | |||
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"Woah were did part two go to? Went off to make another cup of tea. I didn't get any requests for anything so before I get comfy again Anyone want a cuppa , some biscuits?
I would love that but trying to be good
Mm biscuits. Don't share with Suzy though
im shocked , you might want a kiss for your groin, youll share the ladies with me, but not the biscuits...wtf...
Ok ok one pack of custard creams
Can I have some please?
If I have to share then yes
Thank you very much Mr Fox
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I would love that but trying to be good
Mm biscuits. Don't share with Suzy though
im shocked , you might want a kiss for your groin, youll share the ladies with me, but not the biscuits...wtf...
You can have my biscuit Suzy
what a gentleman...we will snap it in half..and share...thankyou kindly..would you like half of my muffin?...xx..its chocolate..last one
I'd love to share your muffin Suzy x
with whom?....ahem ...oh the chocolte one...giggles
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Why thankyou "Most welcome. Ok order up. DING! 1 packet of Chocolate hobnobs | |||
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I would love that but trying to be good
Mm biscuits. Don't share with Suzy though
im shocked , you might want a kiss for your groin, youll share the ladies with me, but not the biscuits...wtf...
Ok ok one pack of custard creams
too late i need batter terms..what else are you going to offer me?
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Hen weekend in Marbella, now that sounds like an awesome weekend
Yeah I'm gonna make the most of it cos it's cost me money that would have been better spent elsewhere but I'm a bridesmaid and totally underestimated the amount of money involves with being a bridesmaid, but I'm gonna enjoy this weekend and hopefully come back black!
I went for a fortnight in 2011 it was awesome
I used to live in Spain
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I would love that but trying to be good
Mm biscuits. Don't share with Suzy though
im shocked , you might want a kiss for your groin, youll share the ladies with me, but not the biscuits...wtf...
You can have my biscuit Suzy
what a gentleman...we will snap it in half..and share...thankyou kindly..would you like half of my muffin?...xx..its chocolate..last one
I'd love to share your muffin Suzy x
with whom?....ahem ...oh the chocolte one...giggles
Oh if only I could message you lol !! Xx
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I would love that but trying to be good
Mm biscuits. Don't share with Suzy though
im shocked , you might want a kiss for your groin, youll share the ladies with me, but not the biscuits...wtf...
Ok ok one pack of custard creams
Can I have some please?
If I have to share then yes
Thank you very much Mr Fox
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I would love that but trying to be good
Mm biscuits. Don't share with Suzy though
im shocked , you might want a kiss for your groin, youll share the ladies with me, but not the biscuits...wtf...
Ok ok one pack of custard creams
Can I have some please?
If I have to share then yes
Thank you very much Mr Fox
Foxes biscuits ...made me giggle
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I would love that but trying to be good
Mm biscuits. Don't share with Suzy though
im shocked , you might want a kiss for your groin, youll share the ladies with me, but not the biscuits...wtf...
Ok ok one pack of custard creams
too late i need batter terms..what else are you going to offer me?
Would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit?
you already owe me wages "I know I'm arranging G4S to deliver them there's that much | |||
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I would love that but trying to be good
Mm biscuits. Don't share with Suzy though
im shocked , you might want a kiss for your groin, youll share the ladies with me, but not the biscuits...wtf...
Ok ok one pack of custard creams
too late i need batter terms..what else are you going to offer me?
Would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit?
you already owe me wages
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Hen weekend in Marbella, now that sounds like an awesome weekend
Yeah I'm gonna make the most of it cos it's cost me money that would have been better spent elsewhere but I'm a bridesmaid and totally underestimated the amount of money involves with being a bridesmaid, but I'm gonna enjoy this weekend and hopefully come back black!
I went for a fortnight in 2011 it was awesome
I used to live in Spain
What part? I lived in Greece for a bit, wish I could go back.
The Basque country "Never been to mainland Spain just the Balaeric islands. Went to Ibiza 12 years on the trot then we started going to Alcudia in Majorca for a while. | |||
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Hen weekend in Marbella, now that sounds like an awesome weekend
Yeah I'm gonna make the most of it cos it's cost me money that would have been better spent elsewhere but I'm a bridesmaid and totally underestimated the amount of money involves with being a bridesmaid, but I'm gonna enjoy this weekend and hopefully come back black!
I went for a fortnight in 2011 it was awesome
I used to live in Spain
What part? I lived in Greece for a bit, wish I could go back.
The Basque country
Never been to mainland Spain just the Balaeric islands. Went to Ibiza 12 years on the trot then we started going to Alcudia in Majorca for a while. "You should visit the north | |||
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I would love that but trying to be good
Mm biscuits. Don't share with Suzy though
im shocked , you might want a kiss for your groin, youll share the ladies with me, but not the biscuits...wtf...
Ok ok one pack of custard creams
too late i need batter terms..what else are you going to offer me?
Would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit?
you already owe me wages
I know I'm arranging G4S to deliver them there's that much
So there'll be some poor squaddie delivering it when they fuck up again "oh yes how true | |||
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"Woah were did part two go to? Went off to make another cup of tea. I didn't get any requests for anything so before I get comfy again Anyone want a cuppa , some biscuits?
I would love that but trying to be good
Mm biscuits. Don't share with Suzy though
im shocked , you might want a kiss for your groin, youll share the ladies with me, but not the biscuits...wtf...
Ok ok one pack of custard creams
too late i need batter terms..what else are you going to offer me?
Would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit?
you already owe me wages
I know I'm arranging G4S to deliver them there's that much
So there'll be some poor squaddie delivering it when they fuck up again oh yes how true "You'll have to strike if you don't get your wages | |||
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Hen weekend in Marbella, now that sounds like an awesome weekend
Yeah I'm gonna make the most of it cos it's cost me money that would have been better spent elsewhere but I'm a bridesmaid and totally underestimated the amount of money involves with being a bridesmaid, but I'm gonna enjoy this weekend and hopefully come back black!
I went for a fortnight in 2011 it was awesome
I used to live in Spain
What part? I lived in Greece for a bit, wish I could go back.
The Basque country
Never been to mainland Spain just the Balaeric islands. Went to Ibiza 12 years on the trot then we started going to Alcudia in Majorca for a while.
You should visit the north"I'd like to go to Barcelona one day, I have a plan of going back to Greece when I hit 50 and living ther and using it as a base while going travelling again | |||
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I would love that but trying to be good
Mm biscuits. Don't share with Suzy though
im shocked , you might want a kiss for your groin, youll share the ladies with me, but not the biscuits...wtf...
Ok ok one pack of custard creams
too late i need batter terms..what else are you going to offer me?
Would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit?
you already owe me wages
I know I'm arranging G4S to deliver them there's that much
So there'll be some poor squaddie delivering it when they fuck up again "hey theyll be meeting me..do they fuck 'up' or are their a variety of positions on offer for delivery..?.. | |||
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"Woah were did part two go to? Went off to make another cup of tea. I didn't get any requests for anything so before I get comfy again Anyone want a cuppa , some biscuits?
I would love that but trying to be good
Mm biscuits. Don't share with Suzy though
im shocked , you might want a kiss for your groin, youll share the ladies with me, but not the biscuits...wtf...
Ok ok one pack of custard creams
too late i need batter terms..what else are you going to offer me?
Would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit?
you already owe me wages
I know I'm arranging G4S to deliver them there's that much
So there'll be some poor squaddie delivering it when they fuck up again
hey theyll be meeting me..do they fuck 'up' or are their a variety of positions on offer for delivery..?.. "*Adopts Dick Emery voice * Oooh Suzy, you are awful...but I like you | |||
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I would love that but trying to be good
Mm biscuits. Don't share with Suzy though
im shocked , you might want a kiss for your groin, youll share the ladies with me, but not the biscuits...wtf...
Ok ok one pack of custard creams
too late i need batter terms..what else are you going to offer me?
Would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit?
you already owe me wages
I know I'm arranging G4S to deliver them there's that much
So there'll be some poor squaddie delivering it when they fuck up again
hey theyll be meeting me..do they fuck 'up' or are their a variety of positions on offer for delivery..?.. "With G4S the only one they do is the useless bastard who can't do his job | |||
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"Woah were did part two go to? Went off to make another cup of tea. I didn't get any requests for anything so before I get comfy again Anyone want a cuppa , some biscuits?
I would love that but trying to be good
Mm biscuits. Don't share with Suzy though
im shocked , you might want a kiss for your groin, youll share the ladies with me, but not the biscuits...wtf...
Ok ok one pack of custard creams
too late i need batter terms..what else are you going to offer me?
Would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit?
you already owe me wages
I know I'm arranging G4S to deliver them there's that much
So there'll be some poor squaddie delivering it when they fuck up again
hey theyll be meeting me..do they fuck 'up' or are their a variety of positions on offer for delivery..?..
With G4S the only one they do is the useless bastard who can't do his job"oh... | |||
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"Woah were did part two go to? Went off to make another cup of tea. I didn't get any requests for anything so before I get comfy again Anyone want a cuppa , some biscuits?
I would love that but trying to be good
Mm biscuits. Don't share with Suzy though
im shocked , you might want a kiss for your groin, youll share the ladies with me, but not the biscuits...wtf...
Ok ok one pack of custard creams
too late i need batter terms..what else are you going to offer me?
Would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit?
you already owe me wages
I know I'm arranging G4S to deliver them there's that much
So there'll be some poor squaddie delivering it when they fuck up again
hey theyll be meeting me..do they fuck 'up' or are their a variety of positions on offer for delivery..?..
With G4S the only one they do is the useless bastard who can't do his job"yep superman was at the Olympics | |||
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"Woah were did part two go to? Went off to make another cup of tea. I didn't get any requests for anything so before I get comfy again Anyone want a cuppa , some biscuits?
I would love that but trying to be good
Mm biscuits. Don't share with Suzy though
im shocked , you might want a kiss for your groin, youll share the ladies with me, but not the biscuits...wtf...
You can have my biscuit Suzy
what a gentleman...we will snap it in half..and share...thankyou kindly..would you like half of my muffin?...xx..its chocolate..last one
I'd love to share your muffin Suzy x
with whom?....ahem ...oh the chocolte one...giggles
Oh if only I could message you lol !! Xx
yes i live in an ivory tower with a big portcullis....it rarely opens...
I trust it's fake Ivory, otherwise those poor elephants xx"no elephants were harmed in the making of the tower..just some very horny folk who keep me busy...horns..get it..i know its not tusks..but that didnt go with the joke ok?...cant have everything..i do my best with what 'comes up' ooooh eer | |||
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"Woah were did part two go to? Went off to make another cup of tea. I didn't get any requests for anything so before I get comfy again Anyone want a cuppa , some biscuits?
I would love that but trying to be good
Mm biscuits. Don't share with Suzy though
im shocked , you might want a kiss for your groin, youll share the ladies with me, but not the biscuits...wtf...
You can have my biscuit Suzy
what a gentleman...we will snap it in half..and share...thankyou kindly..would you like half of my muffin?...xx..its chocolate..last one
I'd love to share your muffin Suzy x
with whom?....ahem ...oh the chocolte one...giggles
Oh if only I could message you lol !! Xx
yes i live in an ivory tower with a big portcullis....it rarely opens...
I trust it's fake Ivory, otherwise those poor elephants xx
no elephants were harmed in the making of the tower..just some very horny folk who keep me busy...horns..get it..i know its not tusks..but that didnt go with the joke ok?...cant have everything..i do my best with what 'comes up' ooooh eer "Someone say horn? | |||
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All that comes into my mind is how its been 6months since I had anything :-/
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"Woah were did part two go to? Went off to make another cup of tea. I didn't get any requests for anything so before I get comfy again Anyone want a cuppa , some biscuits?
I would love that but trying to be good
Mm biscuits. Don't share with Suzy though
im shocked , you might want a kiss for your groin, youll share the ladies with me, but not the biscuits...wtf...
You can have my biscuit Suzy
what a gentleman...we will snap it in half..and share...thankyou kindly..would you like half of my muffin?...xx..its chocolate..last one
I'd love to share your muffin Suzy x
with whom?....ahem ...oh the chocolte one...giggles
Oh if only I could message you lol !! Xx
yes i live in an ivory tower with a big portcullis....it rarely opens...
I trust it's fake Ivory, otherwise those poor elephants xx
no elephants were harmed in the making of the tower..just some very horny folk who keep me busy...horns..get it..i know its not tusks..but that didnt go with the joke ok?...cant have everything..i do my best with what 'comes up' ooooh eer "I'm sure it's synthetic ivory | |||
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"Woah were did part two go to? Went off to make another cup of tea. I didn't get any requests for anything so before I get comfy again Anyone want a cuppa , some biscuits?
I would love that but trying to be good
Mm biscuits. Don't share with Suzy though
im shocked , you might want a kiss for your groin, youll share the ladies with me, but not the biscuits...wtf...
You can have my biscuit Suzy
what a gentleman...we will snap it in half..and share...thankyou kindly..would you like half of my muffin?...xx..its chocolate..last one
I'd love to share your muffin Suzy x
with whom?....ahem ...oh the chocolte one...giggles
Oh if only I could message you lol !! Xx
yes i live in an ivory tower with a big portcullis....it rarely opens...
I trust it's fake Ivory, otherwise those poor elephants xx"Speaking of Ivory have you seen what they're doing now to tusks of elephants and horns of rhinos, they put the same dye that's in the security boxes of money on the tusks and horns. It's safe to the animals but means their ivory and horns are worthless so can't be poached! Does mean they have bright pink tusks though! | |||
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All that comes into my mind is how its been 6months since I had anything :-/
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"Woah were did part two go to? Went off to make another cup of tea. I didn't get any requests for anything so before I get comfy again Anyone want a cuppa , some biscuits?
I would love that but trying to be good
Mm biscuits. Don't share with Suzy though
im shocked , you might want a kiss for your groin, youll share the ladies with me, but not the biscuits...wtf...
You can have my biscuit Suzy
what a gentleman...we will snap it in half..and share...thankyou kindly..would you like half of my muffin?...xx..its chocolate..last one
I'd love to share your muffin Suzy x
with whom?....ahem ...oh the chocolte one...giggles
Oh if only I could message you lol !! Xx
yes i live in an ivory tower with a big portcullis....it rarely opens...
I trust it's fake Ivory, otherwise those poor elephants xx
Speaking of Ivory have you seen what they're doing now to tusks of elephants and horns of rhinos, they put the same dye that's in the security boxes of money on the tusks and horns. It's safe to the animals but means their ivory and horns are worthless so can't be poached! Does mean they have bright pink tusks though!"Bloody good idea though and it's only dye so not harmful too them but pisses on the poachers fireworks...Good on them | |||
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"Woah were did part two go to? Went off to make another cup of tea. I didn't get any requests for anything so before I get comfy again Anyone want a cuppa , some biscuits?
I would love that but trying to be good
Mm biscuits. Don't share with Suzy though
im shocked , you might want a kiss for your groin, youll share the ladies with me, but not the biscuits...wtf...
You can have my biscuit Suzy
what a gentleman...we will snap it in half..and share...thankyou kindly..would you like half of my muffin?...xx..its chocolate..last one
I'd love to share your muffin Suzy x
with whom?....ahem ...oh the chocolte one...giggles
Oh if only I could message you lol !! Xx
yes i live in an ivory tower with a big portcullis....it rarely opens...
I trust it's fake Ivory, otherwise those poor elephants xx
no elephants were harmed in the making of the tower..just some very horny folk who keep me busy...horns..get it..i know its not tusks..but that didnt go with the joke ok?...cant have everything..i do my best with what 'comes up' ooooh eer
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"Woah were did part two go to? Went off to make another cup of tea. I didn't get any requests for anything so before I get comfy again Anyone want a cuppa , some biscuits?
I would love that but trying to be good
Mm biscuits. Don't share with Suzy though
im shocked , you might want a kiss for your groin, youll share the ladies with me, but not the biscuits...wtf...
You can have my biscuit Suzy
what a gentleman...we will snap it in half..and share...thankyou kindly..would you like half of my muffin?...xx..its chocolate..last one
I'd love to share your muffin Suzy x
with whom?....ahem ...oh the chocolte one...giggles
Oh if only I could message you lol !! Xx
yes i live in an ivory tower with a big portcullis....it rarely opens...
I trust it's fake Ivory, otherwise those poor elephants xx
no elephants were harmed in the making of the tower..just some very horny folk who keep me busy...horns..get it..i know its not tusks..but that didnt go with the joke ok?...cant have everything..i do my best with what 'comes up' ooooh eer
I'm sure it's synthetic ivory
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"Woah were did part two go to? Went off to make another cup of tea. I didn't get any requests for anything so before I get comfy again Anyone want a cuppa , some biscuits?
I would love that but trying to be good
Mm biscuits. Don't share with Suzy though
im shocked , you might want a kiss for your groin, youll share the ladies with me, but not the biscuits...wtf...
You can have my biscuit Suzy
what a gentleman...we will snap it in half..and share...thankyou kindly..would you like half of my muffin?...xx..its chocolate..last one
I'd love to share your muffin Suzy x
with whom?....ahem ...oh the chocolte one...giggles
Oh if only I could message you lol !! Xx
yes i live in an ivory tower with a big portcullis....it rarely opens...
I trust it's fake Ivory, otherwise those poor elephants xx
no elephants were harmed in the making of the tower..just some very horny folk who keep me busy...horns..get it..i know its not tusks..but that didnt go with the joke ok?...cant have everything..i do my best with what 'comes up' ooooh eer
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"Woah were did part two go to? Went off to make another cup of tea. I didn't get any requests for anything so before I get comfy again Anyone want a cuppa , some biscuits?
I would love that but trying to be good
Mm biscuits. Don't share with Suzy though
im shocked , you might want a kiss for your groin, youll share the ladies with me, but not the biscuits...wtf...
You can have my biscuit Suzy
what a gentleman...we will snap it in half..and share...thankyou kindly..would you like half of my muffin?...xx..its chocolate..last one
I'd love to share your muffin Suzy x
with whom?....ahem ...oh the chocolte one...giggles
Oh if only I could message you lol !! Xx
yes i live in an ivory tower with a big portcullis....it rarely opens...
I trust it's fake Ivory, otherwise those poor elephants xx
no elephants were harmed in the making of the tower..just some very horny folk who keep me busy...horns..get it..i know its not tusks..but that didnt go with the joke ok?...cant have everything..i do my best with what 'comes up' ooooh eer
I'm sure it's synthetic ivory
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"Woah were did part two go to? Went off to make another cup of tea. I didn't get any requests for anything so before I get comfy again Anyone want a cuppa , some biscuits?
I would love that but trying to be good
Mm biscuits. Don't share with Suzy though
im shocked , you might want a kiss for your groin, youll share the ladies with me, but not the biscuits...wtf...
You can have my biscuit Suzy
what a gentleman...we will snap it in half..and share...thankyou kindly..would you like half of my muffin?...xx..its chocolate..last one
I'd love to share your muffin Suzy x
with whom?....ahem ...oh the chocolte one...giggles
Oh if only I could message you lol !! Xx
yes i live in an ivory tower with a big portcullis....it rarely opens...
I trust it's fake Ivory, otherwise those poor elephants xx
no elephants were harmed in the making of the tower..just some very horny folk who keep me busy...horns..get it..i know its not tusks..but that didnt go with the joke ok?...cant have everything..i do my best with what 'comes up' ooooh eer
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"Woah were did part two go to? Went off to make another cup of tea. I didn't get any requests for anything so before I get comfy again Anyone want a cuppa , some biscuits?
I would love that but trying to be good
Mm biscuits. Don't share with Suzy though
im shocked , you might want a kiss for your groin, youll share the ladies with me, but not the biscuits...wtf...
You can have my biscuit Suzy
what a gentleman...we will snap it in half..and share...thankyou kindly..would you like half of my muffin?...xx..its chocolate..last one
I'd love to share your muffin Suzy x
with whom?....ahem ...oh the chocolte one...giggles
Oh if only I could message you lol !! Xx
yes i live in an ivory tower with a big portcullis....it rarely opens...
I trust it's fake Ivory, otherwise those poor elephants xx
no elephants were harmed in the making of the tower..just some very horny folk who keep me busy...horns..get it..i know its not tusks..but that didnt go with the joke ok?...cant have everything..i do my best with what 'comes up' ooooh eer
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Horn....I had that earlier quickly dealt with I just whipped it out of my trunks "Oh my  | |||
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I'll go on top "New balls please | |||
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New balls please "But I like mine | |||
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New balls please "hahahaha great one x made me chuckle | |||
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Or bang on the ceiling and shout "Ding Ding . Round Two"
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I'll go on top
New balls please
But I like mine "Ok they same balls lol | |||
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Or bang on the ceiling and shout "Ding Ding . Round Two"
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I'll go on top
New balls please
But I like mine
Ok they same balls lol " | |||
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They've finally stopped now though
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They've finally stopped now though
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Or bang on the ceiling and shout "Ding Ding . Round Two"
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I'll go on top
New balls please
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Or bang on the ceiling and shout "Ding Ding . Round Two"
Change ends!!!!!!
They've finally stopped now though
Did you clap?
No, cause I was typing on here
Missed opportunity there ":-should have shouted " oncore oncore" | |||
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are you with someone?"Failed at round 2 | |||
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Or bang on the ceiling and shout "Ding Ding . Round Two"
Change ends!!!!!!
They've finally stopped now though
Did you clap?
No, cause I was typing on here
Missed opportunity there "There'll be more in the 2yrs I got here | |||
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Or bang on the ceiling and shout "Ding Ding . Round Two"
Change ends!!!!!!
They've finally stopped now though
Did you clap?
No, cause I was typing on here
Missed opportunity there
There'll be more in the 2yrs I got here "You need to make some score cards | |||
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"cant answer like three things on same horn fortress thread thingy.. biscuits even virtual ones dont allow you into the fortress.. neither does the horn factor on its own. no magic formula, best way is to meet me first really...or ask those already in and see what they did...x Suddenly age by 5yrs in my case :O sammy i have a son your age..hence why my age limit is as it is ..x You don't look old enough Mrs, Were you 13 when he was born? xx aww bless..thankyou.. hes 22 nearly 23 and i was 21...coming up for 44 this year.. Balls!" You're obsessed with balls tonight aren't you | |||
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are you with someone?
Failed at round 2"actually that's not the thing..its just i wouldnt be able to fuck you often enough for my liking.with the distance involved....its not a morality thing..i do impeccable not morality or judgement... | |||
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Or bang on the ceiling and shout "Ding Ding . Round Two"
Change ends!!!!!!
They've finally stopped now though
Did you clap?
No, cause I was typing on here
Missed opportunity there
There'll be more in the 2yrs I got here
You need to make some score cards "20 points for each bed rattle, 50 for every scream | |||
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are you with someone?
Failed at round 2
actually that's not the thing..its just i wouldnt be able to fuck you often enough for my liking.with the distance involved....its not a morality thing..i do impeccable not morality or judgement..."Lol ok so it's regularity that I fail on. Damn | |||
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They've finally stopped now though
Did you clap?
No, cause I was typing on here
Missed opportunity there
There'll be more in the 2yrs I got here
You need to make some score cards
20 points for each bed rattle, 50 for every scream "I was more thinking of the ones like they use for ice skating | |||
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Or bang on the ceiling and shout "Ding Ding . Round Two"
Change ends!!!!!!
They've finally stopped now though
Did you clap?
No, cause I was typing on here
Missed opportunity there
There'll be more in the 2yrs I got here
You need to make some score cards
20 points for each bed rattle, 50 for every scream
I was more thinking of the ones like they use for ice skating "Is that those 1-10 things they have? | |||
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"Ok folks, Dan and suzy. Im off sleep. A great evening thanks. Goodnight/morning. "Night specs | |||
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