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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How do you do it! Imagine if guys give birth! It looks horrific!

I did a massive number 2 once nearly burst a blood vessel so I can relate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I kinda changed my mind at about 8.5 months but it was a bit late then.

So because we have to and because men can't. Is the answer.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Thanks for sharing, OP

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Giving birth is not as painful as a kick in the bollocks.

The reasoning behind this is, most women will go back again and again to have children. Never see most man offering to have their bollocks kicked again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thanks for sharing, OP "

You are more than welcome!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Giving birth is not as painful as a kick in the bollocks.

The reasoning behind this is, most women will go back again and again to have children. Never see most man offering to have their bollocks kicked again. "

This is very true, do you know some porn and fetishism revolve around women kicking the shit out of men lol like wacking their privates really hard!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Giving birth is not as painful as a kick in the bollocks.

The reasoning behind this is, most women will go back again and again to have children. Never see most man offering to have their bollocks kicked again. "

This is very true, do you know some porn and fetishism revolve around women kicking the shit out of men lol like wacking their privates really hard!

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Despite labour lasting for 3 days, giving birth without pain relief, having to be cut and losing a litre of blood, it was having a sweep I hated more than anything...

- Amy. x

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I was eventually blessed with 2 little ratbags but wished I could have had more x

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

It is horrible until you have your baby in your arms then its forgotten about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It is horrible until you have your baby in your arms then its forgotten about

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Unlike a kick in the bollocks,apparently!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Giving birth is not as painful as a kick in the bollocks.

The reasoning behind this is, most women will go back again and again to have children. Never see most man offering to have their bollocks kicked again.

This is very true, do you know some porn and fetishism revolve around women kicking the shit out of men lol like wacking their privates really hard!"

So it's not very true the!

I was once kicked in my bits by accident it was agonising and made me feel sick so I guess it's exactly the same feeling....just nobody aims for ours as we don't go on about it, never tell people your weaknesses. Anyway birth was still worse

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Of course giving birth is worse.

The difference between giving birth and a kick in the nuts is that giving birth has the most amazing reward.

I'm sure if men at least got given a Mars bar everytime they got a kick in the jollies they might be just a little more inclined to come back for more.

Plus, y'know, men are wusses and all.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Can't watch it, just brings back too many shit memories for me

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

Why is a kick in the "jollies" more painful than, say, a kick on the shin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm currently getting close to bring full term... And although I've done it before....im kinda feeling a bit overwhelmed by the thought of a new baby, child birth and more complications....

Think its just hormones and lack of sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm currently getting close to bring full term... And although I've done it before....im kinda feeling a bit overwhelmed by the thought of a new baby, child birth and more complications....

Think its just hormones and lack of sleep"

I felt like that just before the birth of my 2nd child, completely overwhelmed.

Some of it was easier, some harder & I spent a good 6 months not knowing if I was coming or going but you get through it eventually!

Good luck x

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