FabSwingers.com forum: What is wrong with single guys?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just a question really. any answers happily accepted LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Do you think there is a problem with single guys then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They never read all the whats wrong with single guys threads... Now thats a fact

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Well they start a thread and then sign off

I hope he does'nt come back to this thread and its turned into a train wreck lol

Mwah you may wish you had'nt asked the question,single guys on here are like marmite you love them or hate them and they outnumber everyone else by a mile,therefore have to stand out to get meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

but don't give up hope

Some of us meet single guys but I agree you have to stand out from the crowd

tell us what makes you special

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

single guys smell of wee i heard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they do not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yea, smelly wee wee

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london

The problem with guys is that they are born with the key to eternal happiness, they just cant find the lock!

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over a year ago

"The problem with guys is that they are born with the key to eternal happiness, they just cant find the lock!

You're really a woman are'nt you! lol

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"The problem with guys is that they are born with the key to eternal happiness, they just cant find the lock!

You're really a woman are'nt you! lol"

Nothing wrong with any guy.......

Until.........

He starts to think

He assumes he has a brain

He assumes he is better than any female

He assumes anything

All men should be shackeled in the shed/coal shed, until needed by the female for cutting the grass or painting the window frames and then they need to be locked back up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The problem with guys is that they are born with the key to eternal happiness, they just cant find the lock!

You're really a woman are'nt you! lol

Nothing wrong with any guy.......

Until.........

He starts to think

He assumes he has a brain

He assumes he is better than any female

He assumes anything

All men should be shackeled in the shed/coal shed, until needed by the female for cutting the grass or painting the window frames and then they need to be locked back up!"

PMSL "Until.....

He starts to think"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The majority are terrified of:

Sexually liberated confident women that know exactly what they want - just a guess.

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"The majority are terrified of:

Sexually liberated confident women that know exactly what they want - just a guess."

Majority are just terrified of women!

Wuss's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he's looking for someone slim with a face like a bag of spanners according to his profile. pmsl

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"The problem with guys is that they are born with the key to eternal happiness, they just cant find the lock!

nahh the same key fits many locks you just need to also know the combination

sometimes you get it right most times you come close ,but no cigar ,,then there is the no where near....lol..which comes and goes and is sporadic ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"he's looking for someone slim with a face like a bag of spanners according to his profile. pmsl "

and stable????? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"he's looking for someone slim with a face like a bag of spanners according to his profile. pmsl "

I've got it all the wrong way round!!

I'm gorgeous but not slim ..... and definitely not stable!!

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"The problem with guys is that they are born with the key to eternal happiness, they just cant find the lock!

You're really a woman are'nt you! lol

Nothing wrong with any guy.......

Until.........

He starts to think

He assumes he has a brain

He assumes he is better than any female

He assumes anything

All men should be shackeled in the shed/coal shed, until needed by the female for cutting the grass or painting the window frames and then they need to be locked back up!"

ooooh just like jason is .....pmsfl ...what a dream world you women live in ...

))

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nothing, i like single guys lol not all of them of course, there are a few that let their side down but you can say that about woman and couples too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats right with them

Only good for one thing and not always good at that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm puzzled by this question, seeing as I'm perfect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm puzzled by this question, seeing as I'm perfect."

seperated! cant be that perfect haha

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By *achaCouple
over a year ago

manchester

bitter.?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lager thanks hehe

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london

"he's looking for someone slim with a face like a bag of spanners according to his profile. pmsl "

Definition of spanner face: a woman who can tighten your nuts with just a look.

:-0

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hm i rekon this topic goes round and round a lot , to be honest i think the few ruin it for the many and there are numerous in fact lots of posts about the so-called single guy conundrum , id highyl recomend reading all the stuff first maybe give you some answers to any questions anyone has about single guys , hope it helps .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well speaking about myself only I've found out, Its because I'm bi, married, have long hair, a goatie, can't accom, have a hairy body, sleazy and that I'm not anybodys type. That's whats wrong with me. As for the rest of single guys I don't know

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

"The majority are terrified of:

Sexually liberated confident women that know exactly what they want"

and spiders

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

absolutely noithing wrong with single guys...providing they have a sense of humour, a nice bum.......and a very agile tongue xxxx

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

"The majority are terrified of:

Sexually liberated confident women that know exactly what they want - just a guess."

Not me!!! That is what turns me on Mmmmmmmm

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By *pecializedMan
over a year ago

newcastle/northumberland

Hey cheryl I think I tick all those box's mwah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing wrong with single guys, as long as they meet the criteria.

3rd nipple

fluent in quarg

left handed

and have two small horns on thier head....one just isnt enough.

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By *pecializedMan
over a year ago

newcastle/northumberland

Hey that's me ... I think

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By *orkieMan
over a year ago

Who knows

Hey I`m a single guy and I dont have a problem with me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey I`m a single guy and I dont have a problem with me lol"

ahh but has anyone said that rgymes with

"You smell of wee"

kitty we think you may have a point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

schwwwinnngg bump

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

"Nothing wrong with single guys, as long as they meet the criteria.

3rd nipple

fluent in quarg

left handed

and have two small horns on thier head....one just isnt enough."

Darn it I dropped quarg at school to do metalwork!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol....daft bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol....daft bugger"
metal work useful ...make your own handcuffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

prefer leather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"prefer leather"
dont chafe as much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

more versatile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

very very lube me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lube for wimps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lube for wimps"
oooh nearly scary !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol...oh how little you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

then teach me plz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lesson 1...dont sneak in and take over my posts whilst im am being diverted elsewhere!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

iam back

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

"The majority are terrified of:

Sexually liberated confident women that know exactly what they want - just a guess."

For me, these are EXACTLY the kind of women I hope to meet, but sadly they are few and far between, judging by the number of women that need 6-18 month trying to decide if they want to meet or not. They don't know what they want, or think they do but are ultimately undecided? I wait (im)patiently.

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

Can you change your pic mate for profile posting, it just makes me want to park my bike front wheel.

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By *irtyduoCouple
over a year ago

nr stirling

nothing wrong with single guys i just couldn't eat a whole one!!!!!!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"nothing wrong with single guys i just couldn't eat a whole one!!!!!!

I'd give it a good go tho...lol

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By *irtyduoCouple
over a year ago

nr stirling

lol!!!!!! you go girl!!!! heehe

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Send em my way then.

I will VET em...lol

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By *irtyduoCouple
over a year ago

nr stirling

lol!!! its a deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What I don't get about single women who are straight is that they should feel like a kid in a sweet shop with the amount of single men there are around.

If I was a single girl I'd be a proper slut I tell ya!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive been stood outside for hours still no meet??? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive been stood outside for hours still no meet??? lol"
You been stood up hun?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

someone said you need to stand out when a single male but thought they ment out side!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"someone said you need to stand out when a single male but thought they ment out side!

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Lol. Are you the same guy who burnt his feet when he bought a tinned pudding? The instructions said 'pierce can and stand in boiling water' ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Na but thanks for the warning lol

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