FabSwingers.com forum: I'm on the m6 cold and pissed off lol x

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Decided to go out today down ta darlaston

Fate had another idea lol

Am now standing cold and pissed off on the hard shoulder of the m6 waiting for the AA (they have just told me they will be an hour lol) cause my bloody exhaust has fell off xx

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

Did you see me wave on the way past?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

harsh lol

hope u get sorted soon x

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By *imal75Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Hi Mate, I know the feeling! AA wont be that long...Hang in there! and stay well away from the car!

Its better breaking down in the day time rather that night time! Look on the positive side..It could have dropped on tomorrow! On the way to work, then you would have been buggered mate. Hope all goes well.... Vimal

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

well i have no sympathy for you as i am about to go to work for the next 8 hrs!!!! least you have sunday off....

signed

mr misery guts of rainy tyneside

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

wave your cock....

you will get a lift very quickly..

either a bi guy, a gay guy, a str8 guy with a profile on here who munches cock on the quiet...... OR THE POLICE

either way..... a lift is a lift..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wave your cock....

you will get a lift very quickly..

either a bi guy, a gay guy, a str8 guy with a profile on here who munches cock on the quiet...... OR THE POLICE

either way..... a lift is a lift..

I like your style.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"wave your cock....

you will get a lift very quickly..

either a bi guy, a gay guy, a str8 guy with a profile on here who munches cock on the quiet...... OR THE POLICE

either way..... a lift is a lift..

I like your style."

You would lol x

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"wave your cock....

you will get a lift very quickly..

either a bi guy, a gay guy, a str8 guy with a profile on here who munches cock on the quiet...... OR THE POLICE

either way..... a lift is a lift..

I like your style."

thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well i have no sympathy for you as i am about to go to work for the next 8 hrs!!!! least you have sunday off....

signed

mr misery guts of rainy tyneside"

Im on call babes at home and yeah im working 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Decided to go out today down ta darlaston

Fate had another idea lol

Am now standing cold and pissed off on the hard shoulder of the m6 waiting for the AA (they have just told me they will be an hour lol) cause my bloody exhaust has fell off xx

It's a nice 75F in my living room and this coffee tastes great

Tony

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

awwwwww poor baby ((((HUGS)))

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wave your cock....

you will get a lift very quickly..

either a bi guy, a gay guy, a str8 guy with a profile on here who munches cock on the quiet...... OR THE POLICE

either way..... a lift is a lift..

Class act!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Decided to go out today down ta darlaston

Fate had another idea lol

Am now standing cold and pissed off on the hard shoulder of the m6 waiting for the AA (they have just told me they will be an hour lol) cause my bloody exhaust has fell off xx

It's a nice 75F in my living room and this coffee tastes great

Tony

Thanks fa that Tony mate I feels much better now xx

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By *heRainManMan
over a year ago

Warrington & Glasgow

Hope it`s not too cold for you, Craig!!!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"wave your cock....

you will get a lift very quickly..

either a bi guy, a gay guy, a str8 guy with a profile on here who munches cock on the quiet...... OR THE POLICE

either way..... a lift is a lift..

dinnae be daft _iew, it's soapy you're talking about... waving 1.3" will not get you attention!!!!!! you should know!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear!

Hopefully, the AA won't be long, and they are very good with sticking to the limit of 1h.

Have fun at Chams later!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"waving 1.3" will not get you attention!!!!!! you should know!!!

it's a grower...

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

shuttup, as I said, it's Craig we are talking about

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"shuttup, as I said, it's Craig we are talking about

oops.......... ok.

bless him.. he must be cold xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"shuttup, as I said, it's Craig we are talking about

Oi dunna you go exaggerating or everyone will want a go lol xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"shuttup, as I said, it's Craig we are talking about

Oi dunna you go exaggerating or everyone will want a go lol xx

aww you know I love you shorty!! mmm heating on and in bed with cuppa and the elec blanket on... oops did I say that out loud???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"shuttup, as I said, it's Craig we are talking about

Oi dunna you go exaggerating or everyone will want a go lol xx

aww you know I love you shorty!! mmm heating on and in bed with cuppa and the elec blanket on... oops did I say that out loud???

I used ta love you too lol xx

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"shuttup, as I said, it's Craig we are talking about

Oi dunna you go exaggerating or everyone will want a go lol xx

aww you know I love you shorty!! mmm heating on and in bed with cuppa and the elec blanket on... oops did I say that out loud???

I used ta love you too lol xx

ok, ya can stick yur hands in my pants... to warm them up of course..

kinda grab hold of something warm and fleshy and yank and keep yanking till I say stop.xx

see I should be in the caring business..

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"shuttup, as I said, it's Craig we are talking about

Oi dunna you go exaggerating or everyone will want a go lol xx

aww you know I love you shorty!! mmm heating on and in bed with cuppa and the elec blanket on... oops did I say that out loud???

I used ta love you too lol xx

ok, ya can stick yur hands in my pants... to warm them up of course..

kinda grab hold of something warm and fleshy and yank and keep yanking till I say stop.xx

see I should be in the caring business.."

mmmmmmm, come over then.... damn, you weren't offering that to me!!!!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

see I should be in the caring business..

mmmmmmm, come over then.... damn, you weren't offering that to me!!!!

oi think of poor soapy... all alone & cold on the hard shoulder...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yea I'm in a nice warm lorry now going home xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"shuttup, as I said, it's Craig we are talking about

Oi dunna you go exaggerating or everyone will want a go lol xx

aww you know I love you shorty!! mmm heating on and in bed with cuppa and the elec blanket on... oops did I say that out loud???

I used ta love you too lol xx

ok, ya can stick yur hands in my pants... to warm them up of course..

kinda grab hold of something warm and fleshy and yank and keep yanking till I say stop.xx

see I should be in the caring business.."

i thought u wanted me to do that

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

i thought u wanted me to do that

more the merrier xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

see I should be in the caring business..

mmmmmmm, come over then.... damn, you weren't offering that to me!!!!

oi think of poor soapy... all alone & cold on the hard shoulder...

awww do i have to?????

thinking of you Craig, now get over here View.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi Soapy!!! When your finished with the AA could you send them here,as I think I have a problem. Started with the shakes noo.

Ps. Could you give him some money to pick me up a bottle of voddy on the way..... Pleeeeeze.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Oi Soapy!!! When your finished with the AA could you send them here,as I think I have a problem. Started with the shakes noo.

Ps. Could you give him some money to pick me up a bottle of voddy on the way..... Pleeeeeze.

did you no have enough last night Mr E ..... shame Shorty has to go past mine to get to yours, so you're bombed out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi Soapy!!! When your finished with the AA could you send them here,as I think I have a problem. Started with the shakes noo.

Ps. Could you give him some money to pick me up a bottle of voddy on the way..... Pleeeeeze.

did you no have enough last night Mr E ..... shame Shorty has to go past mine to get to yours, so you're bombed out

It was a cry for help!!!

Don`t you just have to applaud the "team spirit" on here.

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By *ertnbeckyCouple
over a year ago

oldham

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By *ertnbeckyCouple
over a year ago

oldham

poor old soapy his car has broke down

the aa,s on its way so don,t give a frown

so get to chams later and have so much fun or nip round tio _mumas with your big hard on

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

lol _ertnbecky - love it.

easy - if you were fit to drive, you could pop over, ye'r only an hour up the road xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol _ertnbecky - love it.

easy - if you were fit to drive, you could pop over, ye'r only an hour up the road xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"

Awwwwwwwww, thanks. I would drive the car (if I could remember where I left it).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Decided to go out today down ta darlaston

Fate had another idea lol

Am now standing cold and pissed off on the hard shoulder of the m6 waiting for the AA (they have just told me they will be an hour lol) cause my bloody exhaust has fell off xx

It's a nice 75F in my living room and this coffee tastes great

Tony

Same here though ive just eaten some toast and marmalade too

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

any word from Soapy.........

hope he is ok.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I most definitely have become a fully fledged swinger. If anyone mentions Darlaston, I automatically think of Chams, its like everything or everyone in that little town has ceased to exist apart from the club, its staff and its members

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did the Soapster make it to Darlo?

Or has his big end totally gone?

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire

He called the AA because his exhaust dropped off???? WTF???

Fuck it, if I was not able to cope with driving something that sounds like a Tractor from Hell, I'd have thundered on, to Kwik Fit (Up) and got them to deal with it before going for a nice warm jacuzzi at Chams to mull over how much they had striped me for.

Some people, they give up too easily!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell ......i've just come down that way from Warwick ......

Shouldv'e waved Soapy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wave your cock....

you will get a lift very quickly..

either a bi guy, a gay guy, a str8 guy with a profile on here who munches cock on the quiet...... OR THE POLICE

either way..... a lift is a lift..

I like your style.

You would lol x

Ummmm, I'm not too sure I'm comfortable with this perception you have of me. Then again, I do keep proving you right! xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Does anyone know if the wee soapster made it home to his bath or has he run off into a bubbly sunset wi the man from the AA??

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

he called me.... he is safe.

a seagull swooped down and picked him up and flew him to the nearest town..

so all good xx

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By *ddiddyMan
over a year ago

kilkenny

no exaust wouldent stop the car from driving might be a bit loud but it would get ya home

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"no exaust wouldent stop the car from driving might be a bit loud but it would get ya home

the exhaust is actually bigger than soapy though!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well thank you all for your sympathy NOT lol

The AA turned up before the time they gave and i spent the way back talkin ta the bloke about swingin lol (his mates one as well apparently)

The reason i called them is the exhaust actually got tangled under my van and i couldn't remove it lol;;I

came back home and picked the car up then continued on my travels and had a wonderful afternoon

Just gonna get the bloody thing fixed now xx

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By *urreyfun2008Man
over a year ago

East Grinstead

Wise to stop - if hanging and still moving it can damage the underside and/or make a subsequent fitting of new exhaust more difficult, or do a Massa and a bit break off and go through a windscreen.

Passing police car would probably not look kindly on the sparking exhaust either.

Saying that have used mains cable to hold up a broken exhaust to get me home and then to exhaust centre many years ago.

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