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Next Time Someone Complains About the Lack of Men in Couples Pics...

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

...I really think my head might explode.

Putting to one side the fact that 8 of the 10 minutes we had while our son was in the shower were taken up with shouted whispers of "Where did you put the camera?", "No, it isn't" and "I always hide the separate SD card, with the dodgy pics on here", how hard can a point and shoot camera be?

And would they really design a camera where if you kept pressing the off button 'by accident' enough times, it would eventually realise that you meant the other, much bigger button, and simply compensate for you?

AAARRRRRRGGGHHHHHH

(And no, don't bother looking, none of the umpteen pics of the sky, with a tiny fraction of poorly-lit, out of focus, bread roll made it past quality control. )

And then the camera batteries ran out.

Mr ddc

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"...I really think my head might explode.

Putting to one side the fact that 8 of the 10 minutes we had while our son was in the shower were taken up with shouted whispers of "Where did you put the camera?", "No, it isn't" and "I always hide the separate SD card, with the dodgy pics on here", how hard can a point and shoot camera be?

And would they really design a camera where if you kept pressing the off button 'by accident' enough times, it would eventually realise that you meant the other, much bigger button, and simply compensate for you?

AAARRRRRRGGGHHHHHH

(And no, don't bother looking, none of the umpteen pics of the sky, with a tiny fraction of poorly-lit, out of focus, bread roll made it past quality control. )

And then the camera batteries ran out.

Mr ddc"

Good job he loves me.

Mrs DDC

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Fabbed both of you .. Firestarter s are good too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put a Crap load of pic's of Mr on ours, jools still gets all the fabs.

Guess I am frankenswinger.

Get your point tho, jools is a technophobe and Crap with pic's. Ask her to take a pic and she probably end up changing the TV channel

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By *otlerCouple
over a year ago

Newbury

We think that in general women get a good chunk of the fabs mainly because of the amount of single straight guys on here ,guess they browse more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We think that in general women get a good chunk of the fabs mainly because of the amount of single straight guys on here ,guess they browse more."

To be fair tho the fem is pretty darn hot xx

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Put a Crap load of pic's of Mr on ours, jools still gets all the fabs.

Guess I am frankenswinger.

Get your point tho, jools is a technophobe and Crap with pic's. Ask her to take a pic and she probably end up changing the TV channel "

Jools, you're my kinda woman!

Mrs DDC

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"We think that in general women get a good chunk of the fabs mainly because of the amount of single straight guys on here ,guess they browse more."

Women have boobs.

End of discussion.

A

*and yes - some men have too but it's just not the same.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Does this mean we will get some new pictures of Mr DDC (well at least a bit of him, out of focus with a lot of sky)?

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

John Gloria

6ft 2 6ft 2

Grey hair Red wig

Can meet individally

but not as a couple.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Could you not just wait till you had more time to do it properly or am I missing the point?

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Does this mean we will get some new pictures of Mr DDC (well at least a bit of him, out of focus with a lot of sky)?

"

Weeeelllll, maybe! Today's efforts will not be seen as Mr DDC is quite particular about photos (fill-in flash )

Hoping to try again tomorrow, just need to kick the teenage DDC's out of the house and the sun to shine.

Mrs DDC

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Could you not just wait till you had more time to do it properly or am I missing the point? "

Oh Evie, if only you knew the trials and tribulations I have to endure. More time? She's had 27 years already...

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Photos from us couples take military planning and precision to take. We only have ours through pure luck: kids away with grandparents for the night, actually asleep (not just when you think they are) and/or the bedroom door locked. But then you are lucky to get a good one, as you are always ready for that dreaded shout of 'MUUUUMMMM'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one wants, or admits they want to look at Mr

Besides Mrs always has a better pair of legs and arse

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