FabSwingers.com forum: Imagine where they are posting

By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I get little images of where people are when they post. So, Ryan is in his shed with Lego and craft materials for his outfits if he posts during the day. Obi is on the sofa like the Sofa Bear from the adverts if it's during the day and he's in the bath, with cake, if it's in the evening. Tempting Devil is currently on a hospital ward hiding her screen every time someone comes over to her.

Post where you think the person above is as they post and/or amuse us with your visions of others.

Just for clarification, I've never seen Ryan's shed, Obi's sofa or bath, or TD's ward.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I imagine you sat in bed with one of those little bed trays, with your tablet on it. Sipping a glass of water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tease and tempt must be sat at the table with a brew - with the next setof paper bags and a pile of crayons

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I am no longer in hospital I am out and recuperating and being looked after.

Though it has been noted that I'm never too sore to make sure my phone goes where I go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"tease and tempt must be sat at the table with a brew - with the next setof paper bags and a pile of crayons "

Are you spying

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Mr Who is on his drive, phone in hand, roll-up hanging out of his gob, mid-way through an eight hour car washing session.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Lickety is currently at a big mahogany desk in some hush hush government building with echoey corridors, her hair pinned up, in a suit looking over the top of her glasses at her tablet as she issues orders to the besuited young fresh faced Ruperts and Xanders she has hand picked to carry out her orders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lickety is currently at a big mahogany desk in some hush hush government building with echoey corridors, her hair pinned up, in a suit looking over the top of her glasses at her tablet as she issues orders to the besuited young fresh faced Ruperts and Xanders she has hand picked to carry out her orders.

Tempting devil is in a large marbled room next to a pool on a lounger with drinks and a waiter.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Topsy is currently cavorting naked (except for her hold ups) in front of the window in her flat hoping to shock the passengers on the top deck of the bus

C...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tempting devil is in a large marbled room next to a pool on a lounger with drinks and a waiter.

Mr Nordy has tired arms from holding his sign up and has now leaned to the right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr Who is on his drive, phone in hand, roll-up hanging out of his gob, mid-way through an eight hour car washing session."

Not currently, maybe later though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr Who is on his drive, phone in hand, roll-up hanging out of his gob, mid-way through an eight hour car washing session.

Not currently, maybe later though!"

Mr Who is probably sat wearing his Family Guy boxers, in his nerd-themed bedroom surrounded by guitars

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Mrs DDC I picture as an organised woman blithely getting on with her day between checking Mr DDC is still securely in his play pen and hasn't knocked his sippy cup over his leap pad.

I see her checking in periodically to see what he's put this time.

Funnily enough I picture the Lovesmuffin household to be similar just with more jackets that fasten at the back, the occasional hannibal face mask and a regular delivery from crayola.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr Who is on his drive, phone in hand, roll-up hanging out of his gob, mid-way through an eight hour car washing session.

Not currently, maybe later though!

Mr Who is probably sat wearing his Family Guy boxers, in his nerd-themed bedroom surrounded by guitars

Harley is currently at a Batman Cosplay convention...

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"Topsy is currently cavorting naked (except for her hold ups) in front of the window in her flat hoping to shock the passengers on the top deck of the bus

C..."

I've just had to throw some clobber on actually as there are a few men assembling scaffolding up the side of the building ans I don't want to shock them just yet...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Topsy is currently cavorting naked (except for her hold ups) in front of the window in her flat hoping to shock the passengers on the top deck of the bus

C...

I've just had to throw some clobber on actually as there are a few men assembling scaffolding up the side of the building ans I don't want to shock them just yet..."

If you're dressed my kettles on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr Who is on his drive, phone in hand, roll-up hanging out of his gob, mid-way through an eight hour car washing session.

Not currently, maybe later though!

Mr Who is probably sat wearing his Family Guy boxers, in his nerd-themed bedroom surrounded by guitars

Harley is currently at a Batman Cosplay convention...

She's not, actually. She's currently laid up in bed naked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr Who is on his drive, phone in hand, roll-up hanging out of his gob, mid-way through an eight hour car washing session.

Not currently, maybe later though!

Mr Who is probably sat wearing his Family Guy boxers, in his nerd-themed bedroom surrounded by guitars

Harley is currently at a Batman Cosplay convention...

Dr London is stood on his roof hands on hip sunglasses on. Just because he can.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Mr Who is on his drive, phone in hand, roll-up hanging out of his gob, mid-way through an eight hour car washing session.

Not currently, maybe later though!

Mr Who is probably sat wearing his Family Guy boxers, in his nerd-themed bedroom surrounded by guitars

Harley is currently at a Batman Cosplay convention...

She's not, actually. She's currently laid up in bed naked.

Looking at cosplay convention dates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Looking at cosplay convention dates"

In the toilets at work, perving over FAB pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"tease and tempt must be sat at the table with a brew - with the next setof paper bags and a pile of crayons

Are you spying

damn xx sussed me out

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"Topsy is currently cavorting naked (except for her hold ups) in front of the window in her flat hoping to shock the passengers on the top deck of the bus

C...

I've just had to throw some clobber on actually as there are a few men assembling scaffolding up the side of the building ans I don't want to shock them just yet...

If you're dressed my kettles on..."

...and if I wasn't?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Topsy is currently cavorting naked (except for her hold ups) in front of the window in her flat hoping to shock the passengers on the top deck of the bus

C...

I've just had to throw some clobber on actually as there are a few men assembling scaffolding up the side of the building ans I don't want to shock them just yet...

If you're dressed my kettles on...

...and if I wasn't?"

Then my kettles on

C...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 30/07/15 12:21:06]"

Are your sausages playing up today or are you mischievous?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Topsy is currently cavorting naked (except for her hold ups) in front of the window in her flat hoping to shock the passengers on the top deck of the bus

C...

I've just had to throw some clobber on actually as there are a few men assembling scaffolding up the side of the building ans I don't want to shock them just yet...

If you're dressed my kettles on...

...and if I wasn't?"

Then neither am I!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

MrWho - I picture him sat in a deckchair on his drive with a pair of binoculars, scanning the air for and birds that may come within 20' of his car, before blasting them out of the air with one of those amazing rotary machineguns that Blane used in Predator.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

As it's Thursday, Funky will be loitering in the stationery cupboard waiting to bare his soul to any secretary who dares to enter.

thegirlnextdoor will be devising cunning plans for her new neighbors to bring her supplies so she doesn't injure herself further.

Bladey will just be Bladey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our butler Jeeves posts ours whilst we are relaxing in our hot tub with a glass of bubbly

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"As it's Thursday, Funky will be loitering in the stationery cupboard waiting to bare his soul to any secretary who dares to enter."

FFS spot on! I'm so predictable!

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Mrs DDC I picture as an organised woman blithely getting on with her day between checking Mr DDC is still securely in his play pen and hasn't knocked his sippy cup over his leap pad.

I thought my ears were burning!

She's actually gone out for a 'ladies lunch' (not a euphemism) leaving me sat at my desk supposedly planning the hols, but actually lining up my pencils while worrying that one of them is slightly longer than the other

Mr ddc

PS I always imagine Lickety with a magnifying glass.

(In a Miss Marple sort of way obvs, not a "My, what a tiny penis, Mr ddc" kinda way

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I'm rarely in the bath these days and cake is banned - I've a wedding suit to get into.

Occasionally on the sofa but often in the garden if the sun is shining - or the beach with the woof!

Where do I think some of the others are?

Ryan - McD's of course.

Gimp - a padded cell chewing crayons.

Lickety - on the floor doing yoga.

Shag - the gym or the kitchen (or behind his bush!)

MrWho - under his Alfa

Paddy - either behind a camera shooting bugs or sat peeving arses

Cheeky - behind her desk at work or on the sofa with a viska and

Taff - on a hill somewhere with the pooch

Funky/Invictus - 2000BC/1872

Bladey - either vaping away on the sofa or in the pub with a pint

A fair few single guys of course will be at home, tackle out, perving hot pics and tugging away to the answers to the many "what's your biggest fantasy/do you take it up the arse/spit or swallow" threads - because there's just not enough porn out there on t'internet.

Everyone else?

Work, Asda, sitting on public transport, sat on the sofa or slowly typing with their nose due to the restrictive nature of straight jackets!

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

Mr DDC is probably at his desk and lining up his pencils! Did you know that he worries if one is longer than the other?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Mr DDC is probably at his desk and lining up his pencils! Did you know that he worries if one is longer than the other?

Mrs DDC is sat in a classy bar with her lady friends drinking cocktails and sniggering about her crafty use of a pencil sharpener just before she left the house

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Tempting Devil is in the kitchen, supervising 3 toga clad hunky chaps as they bake

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Tina is fretting that the tea caddy only has enough Earl Grey left for 2 more pots and is contemplating ordering another Star Trek lego project whilst listening to The Archers on her wireless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tempting devil is in a large marbled room next to a pool on a lounger with drinks and a waiter.

Mr Nordy has tired arms from holding his sign up and has now leaned to the right. "

Actually you`re not far off, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diamondjoe - with headphones on wherever he is, as he always seems to be listening to music.

Brighton Steve - on the beach topping up his tan.

GentlemanBen- captaining his boat and keeping his crew in order.

Frisky Mare - in the stables or in a dance studio.

Zoya - sipping champers in the hot tub.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I don;t wear headphones - I just crank it up

I think Iona is thinking about her next conquest

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Thanks to whoever posted this little gem

Adriano Celetano - Prisencolinensinainciusol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU4w12oDjn8

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Diamond Joe - he is sat in his conservatory, feet up, pondering robbing the Glastonbury bank dressed as a new age wizard, safe in the knowledge that that is the perfect disguise in Glastonbury

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

i have seen obi in the bath .where do you imagine me Lickity ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i have seen obi in the bath .where do you imagine me Lickity ?

Naked in your conservatory knitting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i have seen obi in the bath .where do you imagine me Lickity ?

Naked in your conservatory knitting

Tanning naked on your yacht in Monaco harbout with a pinnacolada close to hand....

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Tanning naked on your yacht in Monaco harbout with a pinnacolada close to hand...."

Preening in front of the mirror

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I always visualise Iona as sat on a cosy sofa covered in comfy cushions with the smell of baked goods wafting in from the kitchen and a view over a Cotswold Valley. All sheep, grass and pale stone cottages.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Ligeia , sat doing the splits with a foot and a calf on chairs, someone in a gimp suit crouched below her and her boss wondering whether he made a mistake in telling her to make herself at home when she first started in the office.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I imagine you sat in bed with one of those little bed trays, with your tablet on it. Sipping a glass of water

I do have one of those for the laptop.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"i have seen obi in the bath .where do you imagine me Lickity ?

We all know you're in the conservatory with a bird or two. Naked, of course.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Tina is situated in a dimly lit kiosk just inside the door of a club bathed in red light.

She glances sneeringly at people who are passing - waving them forward to go in or backwards to ,'Get the fuck from under my nose out!'

Without a word a huge burly bouncer in red stockings and a leather jacket walks weeping wannabee punters to the pavement.

Tina sucks her teeth and seductively whispers , 'Next!'

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"We all know you're in the conservatory with a bird or two. Naked, of course."

Contemplating her next challenge

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Day 69. Joe stands adoringly in front of the mirror.

A personal dresser demonstrates a brightly patterned range of boxers.

Joe looks at his cock and takes a picture for his own delectation.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Granny Crumpet is wearing a shawl over her cardi, sitting on a window seat in a big bay window where she can point menancingly if anyone steps on the grass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Granny Crumpet is wearing a shawl over her cardi, sitting on a window seat in a big bay window where she can point menancingly if anyone shits on the grass.

Bet she gets really angry if they don't pick it up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Bet she gets really angry if they don't pick it up. "

Tease sits in the kitchen reading the nonsense TemptRyan posts wondering if anyone will notice if she posts in his style.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 30/07/15 16:58:01]"

Ms Stars I shan't tell you again. It's not big and it's not clever

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Ryan is sitting in the airing cupboard mummified in bandages except for his cock which is drooping toward the floor and pushed through a sugar crisp eccles cake.

He is wating to surprise his lover. He has been waiting for three days. She is on a 3 day mobile gangbang in a fish lorry travelling up and down the M4.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ryan is sitting in the airing cupboard mummified in bandages except for his cock which is drooping toward the floor and pushed through a sugar crisp eccles cake.

He is wating to surprise his lover. He has been waiting for three days. She is on a 3 day mobile gangbang in a fish lorry travelling up and down the M4. "

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Granny in a rocking chair with a knitted tartan rug , in a house of ill repute , smoking a pipe and giggling.

Lol sorry

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Granny in a rocking chair with a knitted tartan rug , in a house of ill repute , smoking a pipe and giggling.

Lol sorry

Get lost. I never giggle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Granny in a rocking chair with a knitted tartan rug , in a house of ill repute , smoking a pipe and giggling.

Lol sorry

Get lost. I never giggle.

Ok cackling

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Walkingtaff is sitting in a cosy study, with muddy boots by the back door. He reads the threads to pooch who then dictates the post.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Reclining naked by the pool as an oiled specimen of manhood types her dictated witticisms on to an Ipad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diamond Joe is sat on a huge mushroom,smoking a pipe and penning his witticisms using the feather from a goose and his own blood.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Reclining naked by the pool as an oiled specimen of manhood types her dictated witticisms on to an Ipad"

Who's that?

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

"Reclining naked by the pool as an oiled specimen of manhood types her dictated witticisms on to an Ipad"
sat in his vast music room sipping on a rather expensive conjaq wearing a smoking jacket, whilst listening to something deliciously smooth on the grammar phone

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Reclining naked by the pool as an oiled specimen of manhood types her dictated witticisms on to an Ipad

Who's that? "

No I think you're reclining on a velvet chaise longue in a blue dress and high heels - with the portable on your lap on a cushion tray and a glass of chilled New World Sauvignon Blanc on the dressed side table lol!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Reclining naked by the pool as an oiled specimen of manhood types her dictated witticisms on to an Ipad

Who's that?

That it a bit to close for comfort. Purple chaise longue with a wooden bed tray with my laptop. I never drink alone.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Reclining naked by the pool as an oiled specimen of manhood types her dictated witticisms on to an Ipad

Who's that? "

You, silly :P

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Reclining naked by the pool as an oiled specimen of manhood types her dictated witticisms on to an Ipad

Who's that?

You, silly :P"

I wouldn't be seen dead with an iPad.

You, my dear, are in a darkroom with the music on loud and the only light is the blue from your screens.

On one you have Fab open to the lounge, with another tab for a more lurid website. Another screen has an open web-cam where some man is cavorting for your pleasure.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Reclining naked by the pool as an oiled specimen of manhood types her dictated witticisms on to an Ipad

Who's that?

You, silly :P

I wouldn't be seen dead with an iPad.

You, my dear, are in a darkroom with the music on loud and the only light is the blue from your screens.

On one you have Fab open to the lounge, with another tab for a more lurid website. Another screen has an open web-cam where some man is cavorting for your pleasure.

You make me smile, but you're a long way from the truth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reclining naked by the pool as an oiled specimen of manhood types her dictated witticisms on to an Ipad

Who's that?

You, silly :P

I wouldn't be seen dead with an iPad.

You, my dear, are in a darkroom with the music on loud and the only light is the blue from your screens.

On one you have Fab open to the lounge, with another tab for a more lurid website. Another screen has an open web-cam where some man is cavorting for your pleasure.

You make me smile, but you're a long way from the truth "

Practising pensive looks in the mirror while wearing an interesting Paisley pattern pair of gentlemans boxer shorts. Whilst an obscure band is playing in the back ground. All pictured in black and white.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Reclining naked by the pool as an oiled specimen of manhood types her dictated witticisms on to an Ipad

Who's that?

That it a bit to close for comfort. Purple chaise longue with a wooden bed tray with my laptop. I never drink alone.

Haha, elderflower cordial or earl grey then. Just call me psychic

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Reclining naked by the pool as an oiled specimen of manhood types her dictated witticisms on to an Ipad

Who's that?

You, silly :P

I wouldn't be seen dead with an iPad.

You, my dear, are in a darkroom with the music on loud and the only light is the blue from your screens.

On one you have Fab open to the lounge, with another tab for a more lurid website. Another screen has an open web-cam where some man is cavorting for your pleasure.

You make me smile, but you're a long way from the truth

Something like this?

Up Yaws - "Fucking Cunt / Awkward Bastard"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVTf5EpIItQ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reclining naked by the pool as an oiled specimen of manhood types her dictated witticisms on to an Ipad

Who's that?

You, silly :P

I wouldn't be seen dead with an iPad.

You, my dear, are in a darkroom with the music on loud and the only light is the blue from your screens.

On one you have Fab open to the lounge, with another tab for a more lurid website. Another screen has an open web-cam where some man is cavorting for your pleasure.

You make me smile, but you're a long way from the truth

Something like this?

Up Yaws - "Fucking Cunt / Awkward Bastard"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVTf5EpIItQ"

That is some laid back insulting beats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Walkingtaff is sitting in a cosy study, with muddy boots by the back door. He reads the threads to pooch who then dictates the post.

Blimey have you seen our web cam ,,the pooch has his bubble pipe and looks up from his books and yep dictates lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Walkingtaff is sitting in a cosy study, with muddy boots by the back door. He reads the threads to pooch who then dictates the post.

Blimey have you seen our web cam ,,the pooch has his bubble pipe and looks up from his books and yep dictates lol

I like the above ^^ I have visions of Walkingtaff striding across the valley, always 10 paces behind pooch ~ talking in a sing song voice using his arms to emphasise a point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in the kitchen making a coffee

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over a year ago

"Walkingtaff is sitting in a cosy study, with muddy boots by the back door. He reads the threads to pooch who then dictates the post.

Blimey have you seen our web cam ,,the pooch has his bubble pipe and looks up from his books and yep dictates lol

I like the above ^^ I have visions of Walkingtaff striding across the valley, always 10 paces behind pooch ~ talking in a sing song voice using his arms to emphasise a point.

Ordering the servants about with a whip, clad in Black leather, from her ivory tower- behind the drawbridge and moat?

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over a year ago

"Walkingtaff is sitting in a cosy study, with muddy boots by the back door. He reads the threads to pooch who then dictates the post.

Blimey have you seen our web cam ,,the pooch has his bubble pipe and looks up from his books and yep dictates lol

I like the above ^^ I have visions of Walkingtaff striding across the valley, always 10 paces behind pooch ~ talking in a sing song voice using his arms to emphasise a point.

Ordering the servants about with a whip, clad in Black leather, from her ivory tower- behind the drawbridge and moat?"

In italy at the ferrari test track

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over a year ago

"Walkingtaff is sitting in a cosy study, with muddy boots by the back door. He reads the threads to pooch who then dictates the post.

Blimey have you seen our web cam ,,the pooch has his bubble pipe and looks up from his books and yep dictates lol

I like the above ^^ I have visions of Walkingtaff striding across the valley, always 10 paces behind pooch ~ talking in a sing song voice using his arms to emphasise a point.

Ordering the servants about with a whip, clad in Black leather, from her ivory tower- behind the drawbridge and moat?"

A little Chef, having stopped at a petrol station.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Walkingtaff is sitting in a cosy study, with muddy boots by the back door. He reads the threads to pooch who then dictates the post.

Blimey have you seen our web cam ,,the pooch has his bubble pipe and looks up from his books and yep dictates lol

I like the above ^^ I have visions of Walkingtaff striding across the valley, always 10 paces behind pooch ~ talking in a sing song voice using his arms to emphasise a point.

Blimey have you been following us

As for you Classy Lady I see you in a very chic boudoir. Tasteful art and classical music , then you open French doors out on to a balcony overlooking a rose garden

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Blimey have you been following us

As for you Classy Lady I see you in a very chic boudoir. Tasteful art and classical music , then you open French doors out on to a balcony overlooking a rose garden

Feeling the wind caressing his balls

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Walkingtaff is sitting in a cosy study, with muddy boots by the back door. He reads the threads to pooch who then dictates the post.

Blimey have you seen our web cam ,,the pooch has his bubble pipe and looks up from his books and yep dictates lol

I like the above ^^ I have visions of Walkingtaff striding across the valley, always 10 paces behind pooch ~ talking in a sing song voice using his arms to emphasise a point.

And when they get home Pooch reclines on the sofa and peruses the forums through his half moon glasses as Taff curls up asleep in his squishy bed on the floor next to the sofa. When he twitches and flails in his sleep Pooch looks down at him with a wry smile and says "Bless, he's chasing bi single fems"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to know where you think I am when posting

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"I'd love to know where you think I am when posting

A Court room or Judge's Chambers??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love to know where you think I am when posting

A Court room or Judge's Chambers??

Fenny Drayton, Leicester is in the middle of England, there.

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

erectjim is on the sofa next to someones mum.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Jim posts from a bathroom as it's the only lockable room and he doesn't want his mother knowing what he writes on here.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"I'd love to know where you think I am when posting

A Court room or Judge's Chambers??

Fenny Drayton, Leicester is in the middle of England, there."

Oh, I'm a bit more west than that

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Lickety posts from the dentists office after she's posed for the bling smile adverts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jim posts from a bathroom as it's the only lockable room and he doesn't want his mother knowing what he writes on here.

Hahahaha.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Jim's mum posts on his behalf. He is only allowed out for high tea on a Sunday and was the inspiration for Sorry!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Tina posts from the furniture show room where she is the 24 hour store mannequin posed in various ways to give you an impression of how it will fit in your home.

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Tina is posting from the top floor of Titz Towers, in a very large leather chair, a bank of computer screens in front of her, watching every stand up she hates die on their arse...

But with the dog by her feet... no cat - too cliched!

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Tina posts from the boudoir of course in front of a mirror with spotlights around the frame

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

I imagine Lickety posting from a giant fluffy pillow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Walkingtaff is sitting in a cosy study, with muddy boots by the back door. He reads the threads to pooch who then dictates the post.

Blimey have you seen our web cam ,,the pooch has his bubble pipe and looks up from his books and yep dictates lol

I like the above ^^ I have visions of Walkingtaff striding across the valley, always 10 paces behind pooch ~ talking in a sing song voice using his arms to emphasise a point.

Ordering the servants about with a whip, clad in Black leather, from her ivory tower- behind the drawbridge and moat?"

Hahaha not quite

but I like your way of thinking ~ leather, whips, servants & a tower, what more could a woman want!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A fair few single guys of course will be at home, tackle out, perving hot pics and tugging away to the answers to the many "what's your biggest fantasy/do you take it up the arse/spit or swallow" threads - because there's just not enough porn out there on t'internet.

Everyone else?

Work, Asda, sitting on public transport, sat on the sofa or slowly typing with their nose due to the restrictive nature of straight jackets!

You forgot those posting from their ivory towers or glass houses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone else?

Work, Asda, sitting on public transport, sat on the sofa or slowly typing with their nose due to the restrictive nature of straight jackets!

You forgot those posting from their ivory towers or glass houses.

Posts from the first class lounge of any airport, mainly because of the free wi-fi whilst eyeing up the hostess with the mostest

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Toshn posts from the kitchen where he has an ern set up for all the tea requests and huge quantities of bacon.

All he's wearing is his pinny and hen keeps his phone handy in the pocket for perving/replying to early bird threads

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Tempting is sat in her bed

ace is in his armchair cranking up the music to annoy downstairs

Tina is putting her magic carpet through the mangle as it had a curly end

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Actually you're wrong. It was 1888.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually you're wrong. It was 1888. "

I believe you posted this from a rather stuffy old board room, wearing an emerald green crushed velvet smoking jacket.

You were using a walnut nut cracker on your left testicle. It ended badly hence you travelled in time for a cure.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Actually you're wrong. It was 1888.

I believe you posted this from a rather stuffy old board room, wearing an emerald green crushed velvet smoking jacket.

You were using a walnut nut cracker on your left testicle. It ended badly hence you travelled in time for a cure. "

I'm impressed. The only thing you got wrong was that it was my right testicle. I assume this was due to the refraction index caused by Chronomantic waves distorting your vision.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone is sat cringing when they realise that they were already on the site in July 2015 when this thread was originally posted.

Just me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually you're wrong. It was 1888.

I believe you posted this from a rather stuffy old board room, wearing an emerald green crushed velvet smoking jacket.

You were using a walnut nut cracker on your left testicle. It ended badly hence you travelled in time for a cure.

I'm impressed. The only thing you got wrong was that it was my right testicle. I assume this was due to the refraction index caused by Chronomantic waves distorting your vision. "

Amazing. But I must confess that I was rather hasty typing my theory on this rather dated zx81. I must leave the 80s imminently...spirting darn pubic hair is destroying me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone is sat cringing when they realise that they were already on the site in July 2015 when this thread was originally posted.

Just me?

Yup....i just love how these threads get pulled out of a draw and brought to life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone is sat cringing when they realise that they were already on the site in July 2015 when this thread was originally posted.

Just me?

posted from her time machine

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

How lovely to be reminded of old fabbers.

*waves at Vicci*

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Everyone is sat cringing when they realise that they were already on the site in July 2015 when this thread was originally posted.

Just me?

Actually for me it won't be posted for another 127 years. But then, technically, I've not been born yet either.

Time travel can often be confusing like that.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"How lovely to be reminded of old fabbers.

*waves at Vicci*"

I'm not that bloody old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone is sat cringing when they realise that they were already on the site in July 2015 when this thread was originally posted.

Just me?

Cringing because you were on a Swinging site 2 years ago?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Everyone is sat cringing when they realise that they were already on the site in July 2015 when this thread was originally posted.

Just me?

Yep. I was still in my thirties when I originally posted. All fresh faced and unjaded. Quite sweet to see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep. I was still in my thirties when I originally posted. All fresh faced and unjaded. Quite sweet to see."

It's when I think back to my introduction to online sex sites and realise I first hit them when dial-up was still going. 20 minutes for an MP3, streaming video was out of the question... sigh.

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"How lovely to be reminded of old fabbers."

Indeed!

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"How lovely to be reminded of old fabbers.

Indeed!

*waves to Kop*

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"How lovely to be reminded of old fabbers.

Indeed!

*waves to Kop*"

Hi Topsy

*waves back*

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"How lovely to be reminded of old fabbers.

Indeed!

*waves to Kop*

Hi Topsy

*waves back*"

Wow - déjà vu!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the gym

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jim's mum posts on his behalf. He is only allowed out for high tea on a Sunday and was the inspiration for Sorry!

Jimothy!

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"How lovely to be reminded of old fabbers.

Indeed!

*waves to Kop*

Hi Topsy

*waves back*

Wow - déjà vu!!

Oooo my very own forum stalker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Topsy is posting whilst snuggled on the sofa.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"Topsy is posting whilst snuggled on the sofa. "

Close! I’m in a very quiet pub in Bristol...on a sofa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Topsy is posting whilst snuggled on the sofa.

Close! I’m in a very quiet pub in Bristol...on a sofa. "

In a quiet pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Topsy is posting whilst snuggled on the sofa.

Close! I’m in a very quiet pub in Bristol...on a sofa. "

wrong emoji!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a fishing boaat

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"Topsy is posting whilst snuggled on the sofa.

Close! I’m in a very quiet pub in Bristol...on a sofa.

wrong emoji! "

I bloody hate noise and a cosy, comfy pub with good coffee is just my cuppa.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

A trip down memory lane again.

Nice bump.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"A trip down memory lane again.

Nice bump.

In a birdwatching hide, with his binoculars

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

How did this find it's way out of the sludge?

Minnie is posting from the back of the bus, with the naughty kids.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love to know where you imagine I might be posting from, lol

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

In a photo booth, getting new passport photos taken. Don't miss the flash x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In a photo booth, getting new passport photos taken. Don't miss the flash x"

At a bar on karaoke

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By *andyladMan
over a year ago

Hereorthere

I like the train of thought for this lightens things up a little

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I like the train of thought for this lightens things up a little

Your're posting upside down from one of those aerial yoga swings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The eye of the storm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doing a one handed press up

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Doing a one handed press up"

Obviously, in the bole of a tree sheltering from the snow and keeping warm looking at the hot bodies on Fab.

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over a year ago

"Doing a one handed press up

Obviously, in the bole of a tree sheltering from the snow and keeping warm looking at the hot bodies on Fab.

Looking at the bushes in a garden centre

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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago

The South

"How lovely to be reminded of old fabbers.

Indeed!

*waves to Kop*

Hi Topsy

*waves back*

Wow - déjà vu!!

That's quite a resurrection....

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