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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyone know where I can buy a gun that can fire around corners and over fences?

My neighbours kids have been playing in the garden since 8.. It's ok I didn't want a lie in anyway

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

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In the film Wanted Angelina Jolie and James Macavoy can shoot bullets out of guns and make them curve round obstacles with a flick of their wrists. You might want to study this.

Seems legit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the film Wanted Angelina Jolie and James Macavoy can shoot bullets out of guns and make them curve round obstacles with a flick of their wrists. You might want to study this.

Seems legit."
It's almost legit

The mythbusters crew pooh pooh' that one.

They did prove that you can deflect the path of a bullet but only if you have an insanely powerful electromagnet and only by mm's

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In the film Wanted Angelina Jolie and James Macavoy can shoot bullets out of guns and make them curve round obstacles with a flick of their wrists. You might want to study this.

Seems legit. It's almost legit

The mythbusters crew pooh pooh' that one.

They did prove that you can deflect the path of a bullet but only if you have an insanely powerful electromagnet and only by mm's

I need to make this work

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In the film Wanted Angelina Jolie and James Macavoy can shoot bullets out of guns and make them curve round obstacles with a flick of their wrists. You might want to study this.

Seems legit."

It must be Thursday... Nice mask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Embrace the morning. It's rare to hear of kids playing outside, as opposed to buried under filth surrounded by wide screen TV and an XBOX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are actually guns that can shoot round corners and you could probably shot through a fence so don't worry too much about that.

If you get caught this conversation never happened, ok?

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"In the film Wanted Angelina Jolie and James Macavoy can shoot bullets out of guns and make them curve round obstacles with a flick of their wrists. You might want to study this.

Seems legit.

It must be Thursday... Nice mask

It's a picture of my soul. Just appears every Thursday, can't get rid of it. It's very embarrassing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's what Air bursts were made for. Call in an air strike.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Embrace the morning. It's rare to hear of kids playing outside, as opposed to buried under filth surrounded by wide screen TV and an XBOX"

The sound of kids playing doesn't bother me.... After 10am!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In the film Wanted Angelina Jolie and James Macavoy can shoot bullets out of guns and make them curve round obstacles with a flick of their wrists. You might want to study this.

Seems legit.

It must be Thursday... Nice mask

It's a picture of my soul. Just appears every Thursday, can't get rid of it. It's very embarrassing."

Be grateful you have a soul, us gingers aren't so lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Embrace the morning. It's rare to hear of kids playing outside, as opposed to buried under filth surrounded by wide screen TV and an XBOX

The sound of kids playing doesn't bother me.... After 10am! "

Grumpy pants

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"In the film Wanted Angelina Jolie and James Macavoy can shoot bullets out of guns and make them curve round obstacles with a flick of their wrists. You might want to study this.

Seems legit. It's almost legit

The mythbusters crew pooh pooh' that one.

They did prove that you can deflect the path of a bullet but only if you have an insanely powerful electromagnet and only by mm's

Are these MMs chocolate or peanut out of interest?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

What about my own house?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get up early or really late in the night and lay down some land mines.

Those pesky kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Embrace the morning. It's rare to hear of kids playing outside, as opposed to buried under filth surrounded by wide screen TV and an XBOX

The sound of kids playing doesn't bother me.... After 10am! "

You need to be on the morning people thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the film Wanted Angelina Jolie and James Macavoy can shoot bullets out of guns and make them curve round obstacles with a flick of their wrists. You might want to study this.

Seems legit. It's almost legit

The mythbusters crew pooh pooh' that one.

They did prove that you can deflect the path of a bullet but only if you have an insanely powerful electromagnet and only by mm's

Are these MMs chocolate or peanut out of interest?"

The only true mm, peanut of course. To suggest anything else is heresy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Embrace the morning. It's rare to hear of kids playing outside, as opposed to buried under filth surrounded by wide screen TV and an XBOX

The sound of kids playing doesn't bother me.... After 10am!

You need to be on the morning people thread!

I don't think I'll bring much morning to cheer to that one

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"In the film Wanted Angelina Jolie and James Macavoy can shoot bullets out of guns and make them curve round obstacles with a flick of their wrists. You might want to study this.

Seems legit. It's almost legit

The mythbusters crew pooh pooh' that one.

They did prove that you can deflect the path of a bullet but only if you have an insanely powerful electromagnet and only by mm's

Are these MMs chocolate or peanut out of interest?

The only true mm, peanut of course. To suggest anything else is heresy"

Amen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about a boomerang?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Embrace the morning. It's rare to hear of kids playing outside, as opposed to buried under filth surrounded by wide screen TV and an XBOX

The sound of kids playing doesn't bother me.... After 10am!

Grumpy pants

I'll be ok in an hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great fun.

I used to have water guns . Bairns love them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How about a boomerang?"

Does it still work wrapped in barbed wire?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Israeli Defence Force developed a system called Cornershot that can fire round corners, also the Germans made an assault rifle with a curved barrel for the same task during WWII.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Great fun.

I used to have water guns . Bairns love them"

I can't reach from my window and anything that involves me getting out of bed isn't too appealing

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

What about my own house?

Don't you have a bunker?

I thought everyone had a bunker?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Israeli Defence Force developed a system called Cornershot that can fire round corners, also the Germans made an assault rifle with a curved barrel for the same task during WWII."

Thanks. Thats my excuse the next time i am on the target range

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The Israeli Defence Force developed a system called Cornershot that can fire round corners, also the Germans made an assault rifle with a curved barrel for the same task during WWII."

This is awesome.... I'll get my people to talk to their people...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

What about my own house?

Don't you have a bunker?

I thought everyone had a bunker?

I have a shed?

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Have you thought of calling the a team...

remember..

If you've got a problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Israeli Defence Force developed a system called Cornershot that can fire round corners, also the Germans made an assault rifle with a curved barrel for the same task during WWII.

This is awesome.... I'll get my people to talk to their people...

https://youtu.be/9Ri8w3uKNmg

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

What about my own house?

Don't you have a bunker?

I thought everyone had a bunker?

I have a shed? "

Is it an underground shed?

With 6" steel walls and its own water supply and air filter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I miss making those paper 'bullets' and firing them with elastic bands. Don't remember what you call it, it's too early in the morning for this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone know where I can buy a gun that can fire around corners and over fences?

My neighbours kids have been playing in the garden since 8.. It's ok I didn't want a lie in anyway

I find tazers work great for problems like this. The parents look out the window and think the kids are just pretending to be Miley Cyrus and twerking away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Report them to council, its to earlie to make noice lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

What about my own house?

Don't you have a bunker?

I thought everyone had a bunker?

I have a shed?

Is it an underground shed?

With 6" steel walls and its own water supply and air filter?

No... It's just a shed, made of brick, with a leaky roof and some cobwebs...

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

What about my own house?

Don't you have a bunker?

I thought everyone had a bunker?

I have a shed?

Is it an underground shed?

With 6" steel walls and its own water supply and air filter?

No... It's just a shed, made of brick, with a leaky roof and some cobwebs... "

I'd start digging then.

Or skip the nuke idea.

As an alternative just buy a big dog cage, leave a trail of haribos along the street to the cage starting where the noisy little bastards are playing, place a stick tied to a piece of rope under the door to hold it open and then once all the rug rats are in the cage having followed said trail of sweets - pull the rope thus trapping them in the cage.

It worked on James Woods in Family Guy it's bound to working them.

Then you have three choices.

Set up a sweat shop making cheap knock off West Ham shirts in your shed using them as cheap (well free!) child slave labour.

Train them to be Oliver Twist style pickpockets, pack them off to the city and look forward to a healthy income and early retirement.

Drive the cage out to Epping Forest and release them into the wild.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

What about my own house?

Don't you have a bunker?

I thought everyone had a bunker?

I have a shed?

Is it an underground shed?

With 6" steel walls and its own water supply and air filter?

No... It's just a shed, made of brick, with a leaky roof and some cobwebs...

I'd start digging then.

Or skip the nuke idea.

It worked on James Woods in Family Guy it's bound to working them.

Then you have three choices.

Set up a sweat shop making cheap knock off West Ham shirts in your shed using them as cheap (well free!) child slave labour.

Train them to be Oliver Twist style pickpockets, pack them off to the city and look forward to a healthy income and early retirement.

Drive the cage out to Epping Forest and release them into the wild.

Good idea with the west ham shirts, I thought maybe you'd suggest man utd but of course West ham would sell better so you were right all along

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

What about my own house?

Don't you have a bunker?

I thought everyone had a bunker?

I have a shed?

Is it an underground shed?

With 6" steel walls and its own water supply and air filter?

Would definitely need gas masks as well. I heard that Reds arse is rotten, this time of the morning.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

What about my own house?

Don't you have a bunker?

I thought everyone had a bunker?

I have a shed?

Is it an underground shed?

With 6" steel walls and its own water supply and air filter?

Would definitely need gas masks as well. I heard that Reds arse is rotten, this time of the morning. "

Who you been talking to??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

What about my own house?

Don't you have a bunker?

I thought everyone had a bunker?

I have a shed?

Is it an underground shed?

With 6" steel walls and its own water supply and air filter?

Would definitely need gas masks as well. I heard that Reds arse is rotten, this time of the morning.

Who you been talking to??

I just spotted the dead Canary outside your room

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"In the film Wanted Angelina Jolie and James Macavoy can shoot bullets out of guns and make them curve round obstacles with a flick of their wrists. You might want to study this.

Seems legit.

It must be Thursday... Nice mask

That's not a mask, it's his BDS (beautiful dark soul). Just get him to visit the neighbouring children.

I've had 'I can scream louder than you' from the child next door and his sleepover friend.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

What about my own house?

Don't you have a bunker?

I thought everyone had a bunker?

I have a shed?

Is it an underground shed?

With 6" steel walls and its own water supply and air filter?

Would definitely need gas masks as well. I heard that Reds arse is rotten, this time of the morning.

Who you been talking to??

I just spotted the dead Canary outside your room

You're the one who got the kids up and playing aren't you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

What about my own house?

Don't you have a bunker?

I thought everyone had a bunker?

I have a shed?

Is it an underground shed?

With 6" steel walls and its own water supply and air filter?

Would definitely need gas masks as well. I heard that Reds arse is rotten, this time of the morning.

Who you been talking to??

I just spotted the dead Canary outside your room

You're the one who got the kids up and playing aren't you?

Probably... He hates me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

What about my own house?

Don't you have a bunker?

I thought everyone had a bunker?

I have a shed?

Is it an underground shed?

With 6" steel walls and its own water supply and air filter?

Would definitely need gas masks as well. I heard that Reds arse is rotten, this time of the morning.

Who you been talking to??

I just spotted the dead Canary outside your room

It was the cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

What about my own house?

Don't you have a bunker?

I thought everyone had a bunker?

I have a shed?

Is it an underground shed?

With 6" steel walls and its own water supply and air filter?

Would definitely need gas masks as well. I heard that Reds arse is rotten, this time of the morning.

Who you been talking to??

I just spotted the dead Canary outside your room

You're the one who got the kids up and playing aren't you?

Nooooo not guilty. They would all have been given drums if it was me

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

What about my own house?

Don't you have a bunker?

I thought everyone had a bunker?

I have a shed?

Is it an underground shed?

With 6" steel walls and its own water supply and air filter?

Would definitely need gas masks as well. I heard that Reds arse is rotten, this time of the morning.

Who you been talking to??

I just spotted the dead Canary outside your room

You're the one who got the kids up and playing aren't you?

Nooooo not guilty. They would all have been given drums if it was me

Not trumpets, or is that just the OP?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

What about my own house?

Don't you have a bunker?

I thought everyone had a bunker?

I have a shed?

Is it an underground shed?

With 6" steel walls and its own water supply and air filter?

Would definitely need gas masks as well. I heard that Reds arse is rotten, this time of the morning.

Who you been talking to??

I just spotted the dead Canary outside your room

You're the one who got the kids up and playing aren't you?

Nooooo not guilty. They would all have been given drums if it was me

Not trumpets, or is that just the OP?"

Oi who's side are you on!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Israel has a gun that can shoot around corners.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Embrace the morning. It's rare to hear of kids playing outside, as opposed to buried under filth surrounded by wide screen TV and an XBOX"

Well said and totally agree with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lets not get Red talking about blowing trumpets, we will be here all day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning . There is a gun that can shoot around corners well it the bullet that doses it ! At the moment you need two to shoot it .its done by lasers so there how is everyone today

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lets not get Red talking about blowing trumpets, we will be here all day!"

Its my favourite instrument

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Embrace the morning. It's rare to hear of kids playing outside, as opposed to buried under filth surrounded by wide screen TV and an XBOX

Well said and totally agree with you

Oi! Where's that avatar

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"It's what Air bursts were made for. Call in an air strike. "

Ooh fireworks!

C...

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By *icky55Man
over a year ago

Warm an cosy cave. Brist

Water hose works well, goes over the fence an they think it's raining and go in. Lol

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Water hose works well, goes over the fence an they think it's raining and go in. Lol "

Boris Johnson has some water cannons going cheap

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Water hose works well, goes over the fence an they think it's raining and go in. Lol

Boris Johnson has some water cannons going cheap

I cannot even begin to tell you how much fun I'd have doing that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should send your kids out to play at 9pm

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

water the garden .. let the sprayer slip...play music in the garden after the kids go to bed.. then have an agreement with the neighbour that you will be quiet if they are.

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