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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Brain: Come one, wake up!

Body: I don't want to move.

Dick: THIS IS SPARTA!!!

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over a year ago

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I recognise that concept, although it's been a while since I witnessed it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brain: Come one, wake up!

Body: I don't want to move.

Dick: THIS IS SPARTA!!!

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brain: Come one, wake up!

Body: I don't want to move.

Dick: THIS IS SPARTA!!!

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how I wake up:

Brain: Come on, wake up!

Body: I don't want to move.

Bladder: OMG I SO NEED TO PEE!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How I wake up.

Brain: C'mon you midget, you need to reach the lock to open the door.

Body: Okay, lets wake up. And just stand by the door.

Brain: Fuck it, lets go back to bed.

Body: You muppet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How I wake up.

Brain: C'mon you midget, you need to reach the lock to open the door.

Body: Okay, lets wake up. And just stand by the door.

Brain: Fuck it, lets go back to bed.

Body: You muppet.

"

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Brain: What the F.......

Body: How can a 30kg dog land on the bladder with pinpoint accuracy.

Dick: don't think about it, until you have sorted out what the dog has caused.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Brain: God, not again

Body: I need a wee

Dick: hmmm, maybe just a quicky...

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'm often out of bed without consciously thinking of it. It is said that we have limited conscious control, and my automatic behaviour hints at this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"how I wake up:

Brain: Come on, wake up!

Body: I don't want to move.

Bladder: OMG I SO NEED TO PEE!!

"

Brain: Come on, wake up!

Body: I don't want to move.

Dick: This is Sparta

Bladder: OMG I SO NEED TO PEE!!

Brain: Oh fuck I need to arch my pee into the toilet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"how I wake up:

Brain: Come on, wake up!

Body: I don't want to move.

Bladder: OMG I SO NEED TO PEE!!

Brain: Come on, wake up!

Body: I don't want to move.

Dick: This is Sparta

Bladder: OMG I SO NEED TO PEE!!

Brain: Oh fuck I need to arch my pee into the toilet. "

Oooh tricky one!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"how I wake up:

Brain: Come on, wake up!

Body: I don't want to move.

Bladder: OMG I SO NEED TO PEE!!

Brain: Come on, wake up!

Body: I don't want to move.

Dick: This is Sparta

Bladder: OMG I SO NEED TO PEE!!

Brain: Oh fuck I need to arch my pee into the toilet.

Oooh tricky one!! "

Lucky enough I was good at Trigonometry at school I would say it's a peace of piss but that's stating the obvious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How I wake up.

Brain. I can hear kids,ignore them they might go away.

Body. Get the fuck off me dogs!

Brain. Quick,hide your face before they lick it.

Body. I need tea.

Bladder. Oh no you don't.

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY


"how I wake up:

Brain: Come on, wake up!

Body: I don't want to move.

Bladder: OMG I SO NEED TO PEE!!

Brain: Come on, wake up!

Body: I don't want to move.

Dick: This is Sparta

Bladder: OMG I SO NEED TO PEE!!

Brain: Oh fuck I need to arch my pee into the toilet.

Oooh tricky one!!

Lucky enough I was good at Trigonometry at school I would say it's a peace of piss but that's stating the obvious "

my answer is to jump in the shower and let the shower hide the fact i'm peeing too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My awakening routine. (In order of priority)

My cock: doing pushups against the duvet.

My brain: thinks it's Sunday...(everyday).

My body: blood deprived due to the pushups. Them Open one eye to assess if I'm home or should be asking for coffee?

Then the alarm goes off and all that changes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hard on and needing to pee my morning conundrum!!

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