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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Well, it's my Mam's funeral tomorrow, and I've got the duty for the eulogy (sucks being the eldest!) I've made a few notes, but pretty much gonna wing it on the day...

What do you think would be your Fab eulogy? I'm gonna go for "Gives a mean underwater blowjob" (for me, not my Mam, obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry for your loss hun. I hope the service goes well.

Sending you lots of hugs xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

UNLOE

E=Earth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So sorry for your loss . I hope tomorrow goes as well as it can .

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Well, it's my Mam's funeral tomorrow, and I've got the duty for the eulogy (sucks being the eldest!) I've made a few notes, but pretty much gonna wing it on the day...

What do you think would be your Fab eulogy? I'm gonna go for "Gives a mean underwater blowjob" (for me, not my Mam, obviously

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make sure you give her a good send off caz XXX

Think mine would say "not bad for an old bird"

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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

UNLOE

E=Earth

I like that, but no one would get it other than fellow Fabbers...be funny if I said it and everyone laughed

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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Well, it's my Mam's funeral tomorrow, and I've got the duty for the eulogy (sucks being the eldest!) I've made a few notes, but pretty much gonna wing it on the day...

What do you think would be your Fab eulogy? I'm gonna go for "Gives a mean underwater blowjob" (for me, not my Mam, obviously

)make sure you give her a good send off caz XXX

Think mine would say "not bad for an old bird"

I'd agree with that Diamond!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Well, it's my Mam's funeral tomorrow, and I've got the duty for the eulogy (sucks being the eldest!) I've made a few notes, but pretty much gonna wing it on the day...

What do you think would be your Fab eulogy? I'm gonna go for "Gives a mean underwater blowjob" (for me, not my Mam, obviously

)make sure you give her a good send off caz XXX

Think mine would say "not bad for an old bird"

I'd agree with that Diamond!

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I will give you a smile, there was a lot at my dads wake and when the champagne toast came round for everyone I did have a titter to myself about him already turning in his grave cause I'd been spending his money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here in Arse End, we've sadly come to the arse end of Mum's life ....she has risen to a better place....would be difficult not to. "

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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Well, it's my Mam's funeral tomorrow, and I've got the duty for the eulogy (sucks being the eldest!) I've made a few notes, but pretty much gonna wing it on the day...

What do you think would be your Fab eulogy? I'm gonna go for "Gives a mean underwater blowjob" (for me, not my Mam, obviously

)make sure you give her a good send off caz XXX

Think mine would say "not bad for an old bird"

I'd agree with that Diamond!

I will give you a smile, there was a lot at my dads wake and when the champagne toast came round for everyone I did have a titter to myself about him already turning in his grave cause I'd been spending his money

Our turning in the grave moment would be if we had a woman vicar (Mam was dead set agin women clergy)...funeral director told us the local vicar was in hossie with a heart attack and the deacon was on hollibobs - thank feck we're a rural community with no female vicars

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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Here in Arse End, we've sadly come to the arse end of Mum's life ....she has risen to a better place....would be difficult not to. "

Not sure about risen..,I do feel for Satan and his Imps having to put up with her for the rest of eternity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine Hmmm.. Crazy cow... Life and soul.

Your mam's..

You made mistakes, you weren't perfect. Non of us are.. But you where my mam x Still waters run very deep.. Never forget you...

Good luck sweetie.. Thinking of you tomorrow xx

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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Mine Hmmm.. Crazy cow... Life and soul.

Your mam's..

You made mistakes, you weren't perfect. Non of us are.. But you where my mam x Still waters run very deep.. Never forget you...

Good luck sweetie.. Thinking of you tomorrow xx"

You're not far off the gist of my speech Anth xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My thoughts are with you, even though we don't know each other, fab can be a source of console for many and we all only get one mam but many dads... came from the north but has now gone west

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine Hmmm.. Crazy cow... Life and soul.

Your mam's..

You made mistakes, you weren't perfect. Non of us are.. But you where my mam x Still waters run very deep.. Never forget you...

Good luck sweetie.. Thinking of you tomorrow xx

You're not far off the gist of my speech Anth xxx"

Anth? is that txt speak for Hyacinth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey up Caz, will there be room for all your Uncles?

We had to hire a local footy ground for our mam.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another well wishing stranger saying my thoughts are with you. It does feel like a terrible burden giving the eulogy of someone so close, but in my experience I actually found it quite a cathartic experience. Afterwards you can hold your head high and feel like you've done a loved one justice and feel proud to have honoured a person's memory.

As for my eulogy, I'm not sure about that. But I've already told those that need to know that I want something sarcastic and ridiculous to happen, as that best reflects me.

I was thinking perhaps a banner at the top of the service that was unraveled mid-speech, reading "the 69th church annual group wank convention".

Give people an anecdote at the very least.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine Hmmm.. Crazy cow... Life and soul.

Your mam's..

You made mistakes, you weren't perfect. Non of us are.. But you where my mam x Still waters run very deep.. Never forget you...

Good luck sweetie.. Thinking of you tomorrow xx

You're not far off the gist of my speech Anth xxx"

Mwahhhhh you know where I am doll.. Chin up.. It's one day.. They where our twats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry for your loss...will be sending good thoughts and energy your way.

If it gets tricky, take a breath, close your eyes for a second and think of your best funniest memory of your mum. She will be watching you, you will do her proud x

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Caz, I'm sure the Arse End Elders and the rest of your family will be happy with whatever you say. It will come from the heart, with the right amount of censorship.

I can't think what my Fab eulogy would say. I have told the ex he has to tell you lot if I do die. He'd probably just say, Take care.

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