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"All of the above except no5 I don't have sweaty boobs ![]() What's your secret? None of my friends, nor me, can work out how to avoid boob sweat ![]() | |||
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"When you pop them into your bra and the nipples aren't aligned. When some git wants to poke them, thinking they are balloons, rather than £400 of something. When a d*unk starts chatting them up, without realising you aren't the sort of girl he thinks you are. When you lean forwards in your car and hit the hooter with your hooters. ![]() Nipple misalignment is a nightmare!! I don't have any of the other issues though ![]() | |||
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"I definitely don't have massive boobs compared to some of you lovely ladies... But I'm struggling a bit today! These are my big boob problems: 1) walking around without a bra is dangerous.. Give it a year and they'll be hanging at my knees 2) my eyes no longer exist (according to all the people who spoke to my breasts today) 3) seat belts... There's no 'middle' of my chest when it comes to seat belts... It either goes under my boobs and therefore under my arm.. Or over my boobs and chokes me to death! 4) cross body bags... See 3 5) boob sweat! I swear no other part of my body sweats as much as my boobs! Shopping bag aerobics = bra needs washing Feel free to add your own ![]() Ta. x) Plenty of room for the harm from smoking to accumulate. Alternatively, you could take control, do vigourous exercise, get toned and fit and have a firm body and tits. You did ask. | |||
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"I no longer have that problem, they've disappeared, finding them is the problem ![]() ![]() First place I gain weight - boobs. Last place I lose weight - boobs. I'd have to lose quite a lot of weight for my boobs to shrink! Bras are far too expensive! | |||
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"All of the above except no5 I don't have sweaty boobs ![]() ![]() ![]() I just have this image of soggy talc ![]() | |||
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" my big boob problems: Feel free to add your own ![]() Men can't.. Er.. Concentrate on... Er.. Sorry, what was the question again? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"All of the above except no5 I don't have sweaty boobs ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I definitely don't have massive boobs compared to some of you lovely ladies... But I'm struggling a bit today! These are my big boob problems: 1) walking around without a bra is dangerous.. Give it a year and they'll be hanging at my knees 2) my eyes no longer exist (according to all the people who spoke to my breasts today) 3) seat belts... There's no 'middle' of my chest when it comes to seat belts... It either goes under my boobs and therefore under my arm.. Or over my boobs and chokes me to death! 4) cross body bags... See 3 5) boob sweat! I swear no other part of my body sweats as much as my boobs! Shopping bag aerobics = bra needs washing Feel free to add your own ![]() Working on it xD know any boob exercises? ![]() | |||
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"Girls please dont put seat belts under your arms or behind your back. I llost my sister because she was short and did this." Sorry to hear that mate ![]() | |||
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"Girls please dont put seat belts under your arms or behind your back. I llost my sister because she was short and did this." Mine fits nicely across my boobs ![]() | |||
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"Its when a guy can still suck your tits whilst in bunk beds is the time to worry ![]() ![]() Why would you wanna be in a bunk bed?! ![]() | |||
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"I don't suffer from big boobs problems ![]() Lucky cow! ![]() ![]() | |||
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" my big boob problems: Feel free to add your own ![]() ![]() ![]() Bewbs, man, Bewbs!!! | |||
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"Girls please dont put seat belts under your arms or behind your back. I llost my sister because she was short and did this. Sorry to hear that mate ![]() Thanks x | |||
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"All of the above except no5 I don't have sweaty boobs ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Brill, I'll give it a go ![]() | |||
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"I definitely don't have massive boobs compared to some of you lovely ladies... But I'm struggling a bit today! These are my big boob problems: 1) walking around without a bra is dangerous.. Give it a year and they'll be hanging at my knees 2) my eyes no longer exist (according to all the people who spoke to my breasts today) 3) seat belts... There's no 'middle' of my chest when it comes to seat belts... It either goes under my boobs and therefore under my arm.. Or over my boobs and chokes me to death! 4) cross body bags... See 3 5) boob sweat! I swear no other part of my body sweats as much as my boobs! Shopping bag aerobics = bra needs washing Feel free to add your own ![]() I'm sure I read a thing recently that contradicts #1 - apparently bra wearing makes them head south earlier? | |||
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"Having a pair that are a double handful means no hand free for hair grasping " Find someone with bigger hands? ![]() | |||
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"Girls please dont put seat belts under your arms or behind your back. I llost my sister because she was short and did this. Mine fits nicely across my boobs ![]() She was very short 5ft | |||
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"I don't tend to suffer from the boob sweat thing either. But I would add anything with buttons in the front to the problem list. The gape is always in just the wrong place." It's the gape or the 'middle boob' where it all gets squished in! | |||
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"I don't tend to suffer from the boob sweat thing either. But I would add anything with buttons in the front to the problem list. The gape is always in just the wrong place." Owww no its not ![]() | |||
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"I don't tend to suffer from the boob sweat thing either. But I would add anything with buttons in the front to the problem list. The gape is always in just the wrong place." Or the right place, depending on your perspective... | |||
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" Mr ddc Bewbs, man, Bewbs!!! " Now you just have me blushing ![]() | |||
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"I definitely don't have massive boobs compared to some of you lovely ladies... But I'm struggling a bit today! These are my big boob problems: 1) walking around without a bra is dangerous.. Give it a year and they'll be hanging at my knees 2) my eyes no longer exist (according to all the people who spoke to my breasts today) 3) seat belts... There's no 'middle' of my chest when it comes to seat belts... It either goes under my boobs and therefore under my arm.. Or over my boobs and chokes me to death! 4) cross body bags... See 3 5) boob sweat! I swear no other part of my body sweats as much as my boobs! Shopping bag aerobics = bra needs washing Feel free to add your own ![]() Really? ![]() | |||
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" Mr ddc Bewbs, man, Bewbs!!! Now you just have me blushing ![]() ![]() | |||
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" my big boob problems: Feel free to add your own ![]() ![]() ![]() same here | |||
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"Girls please dont put seat belts under your arms or behind your back. I llost my sister because she was short and did this. Mine fits nicely across my boobs ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Girls please dont put seat belts under your arms or behind your back. I llost my sister because she was short and did this. Mine fits nicely across my boobs ![]() There are seatbelt adaptors you can buy to help with being too short and the belt always ending up around your throat. At 4' 11" and 3/4 I know that pain. Sorry to hear about your sister, that's a tragic loss for you. | |||
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"If you have monoboob you need bigger/better bras! I can wear a seatbelt and I have big boobs!" It's more to do with my top going right across my boobs so there's no space in the middle for it to sit in the gap. If I buy tops big enough so they sag in the middle then they're too big for the rest of me | |||
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"I definitely don't have massive boobs compared to some of you lovely ladies... But I'm struggling a bit today! These are my big boob problems: 1) walking around without a bra is dangerous.. Give it a year and they'll be hanging at my knees 2) my eyes no longer exist (according to all the people who spoke to my breasts today) 3) seat belts... There's no 'middle' of my chest when it comes to seat belts... It either goes under my boobs and therefore under my arm.. Or over my boobs and chokes me to death! 4) cross body bags... See 3 5) boob sweat! I swear no other part of my body sweats as much as my boobs! Shopping bag aerobics = bra needs washing Feel free to add your own ![]() ![]() See here http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/259073.php Apparently the bra stops the development of the musculature that keeps them up (hunter muscle, if I remember my biology correctly?) So ladies - go freewheeling! ![]() | |||
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"I definitely don't have massive boobs compared to some of you lovely ladies... But I'm struggling a bit today! These are my big boob problems: 1) walking around without a bra is dangerous.. Give it a year and they'll be hanging at my knees 2) my eyes no longer exist (according to all the people who spoke to my breasts today) 3) seat belts... There's no 'middle' of my chest when it comes to seat belts... It either goes under my boobs and therefore under my arm.. Or over my boobs and chokes me to death! 4) cross body bags... See 3 5) boob sweat! I swear no other part of my body sweats as much as my boobs! Shopping bag aerobics = bra needs washing Feel free to add your own ![]() ![]() ![]() I fear it's already too late for me! Although if I put my arms up, they look fantastic xD if I could stand on my head, all my boob pics would be taken upside down ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Girls please dont put seat belts under your arms or behind your back." Bucket seats and a four point harness will sort the seat belt problem. | |||
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"I fear it's already too late for me! Although if I put my arms up, they look fantastic xD if I could stand on my head, all my boob pics would be taken upside down ![]() ![]() Muscles innit - develop em! I can offer a private consolation on the state of your chesticles if required. Kinda like a building survey, but with more tits. ![]() | |||
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"I definitely don't have massive boobs compared to some of you lovely ladies... But I'm struggling a bit today! These are my big boob problems: 1) walking around without a bra is dangerous.. Give it a year and they'll be hanging at my knees 2) my eyes no longer exist (according to all the people who spoke to my breasts today) 3) seat belts... There's no 'middle' of my chest when it comes to seat belts... It either goes under my boobs and therefore under my arm.. Or over my boobs and chokes me to death! 4) cross body bags... See 3 5) boob sweat! I swear no other part of my body sweats as much as my boobs! Shopping bag aerobics = bra needs washing Feel free to add your own ![]() It is not possible to tone the tits up, they're fat tissue and breast tissue and the muscle is underneath. It is possible to tone that muscle and it will help but it won't firm up any breast tissue. Large breasts are genetic and do not necessarily have anything to do with weight. I know women who are a size ten but appear fat because they are large breasted so have to buy bigger clothes sizes to go over them. Ironically when I lose weight my cup size increases. Your advice is akin to me suggesting that men need to exercise to get a less saggy ball sack. ![]() | |||
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" Ditch the car and walk, er walk and bounce? " Hobble and have no hands free for holding them in place, you mean? ![]() | |||
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"I definitely don't have massive boobs compared to some of you lovely ladies... But I'm struggling a bit today! These are my big boob problems: 1) walking around without a bra is dangerous.. Give it a year and they'll be hanging at my knees 2) my eyes no longer exist (according to all the people who spoke to my breasts today) 3) seat belts... There's no 'middle' of my chest when it comes to seat belts... It either goes under my boobs and therefore under my arm.. Or over my boobs and chokes me to death! 4) cross body bags... See 3 5) boob sweat! I swear no other part of my body sweats as much as my boobs! Shopping bag aerobics = bra needs washing Feel free to add your own ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"When you take your bra off at the end of the day and half your lunch falls out ![]() That's what men are for ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Playing pool without showing your goodies to the whole pub. Also fouling the ball by brushing the ball with your tits " Distract them with your cleavage ![]() | |||
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"Can definitely relate to finding lunch/crumbs/ small toys/the seven dwarves in boobs at end of day when the bra comes off Trying to lean over dinner so as not to slop it all down front only for it to land on the 'balcony' of boobage. Trying to find sexy underwear is almost impossible Under wires are the work of the devil, they pop out, dig in and are generally uncomfortable" Under wires are the most annoying thing in the world. But can I wear a bra without under wire? Umm no. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Definitely nowt wrong with your breastasis, I know, I checked. Stop moaning ![]() ![]() Pfft, you're a bloke.. You're supposed to like them ![]() | |||
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"Alternatively, you could take control, do vigourous exercise, get toned and fit and have a firm body and tits. It is not possible to tone the tits up, they're fat tissue and breast tissue and the muscle is underneath. It is possible to tone that muscle and it will help but it won't firm up any breast tissue. Large breasts are genetic and do not necessarily have anything to do with weight. I know women who are a size ten but appear fat because they are large breasted so have to buy bigger clothes sizes to go over them. Ironically when I lose weight my cup size increases. Your advice is akin to me suggesting that men need to exercise to get a less saggy ball sack. ![]() I think it may be slightly different for different women. I am currently a 34F but was a 34C... I put on weight and after loosing weight through ex recipe have bigger boo a ![]() ![]() | |||
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"If you have monoboob you need bigger/better bras! I can wear a seatbelt and I have big boobs!" Me too, I'm an H cup and the safety belt lays snugly between them. As for problems it's mainly the lack of options for bra shopping, especially for affordable bras. I do love the attention they get on here though. | |||
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"I'd like a woman with big tits to design an effective sports bra. ![]() I use a Royce one. I'm a 32G and it's excellent. | |||
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"I'd like a woman with big tits to design an effective sports bra. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I definitely don't have massive boobs compared to some of you lovely ladies... But I'm struggling a bit today! These are my big boob problems: 1) walking around without a bra is dangerous.. Give it a year and they'll be hanging at my knees 2) my eyes no longer exist (according to all the people who spoke to my breasts today) 3) seat belts... There's no 'middle' of my chest when it comes to seat belts... It either goes under my boobs and therefore under my arm.. Or over my boobs and chokes me to death! 4) cross body bags... See 3 5) boob sweat! I swear no other part of my body sweats as much as my boobs! Shopping bag aerobics = bra needs washing Feel free to add your own ![]() ![]() For some men the answer is always that women should lose weight. Car broken down? Lose weight and exercise. Need advice on curtains? Lose weight and exercise. Fed up with misogynistic men? Lose weight and exercise. Can't get a lid off a jar? Lose weight and exercise. Can't remember your PIN at the cashpoint? Lose weight and exercise. ![]() | |||
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"I'd like a woman with big tits to design an effective sports bra. ![]() Try finding one that goes up to a J ![]() | |||
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"I'd like a woman with big tits to design an effective sports bra. ![]() ![]() It's difficult even with G (most are sports bra in style, but inefficient in design). There's some Polish brands that sell them in larger cup sizes but I'm not familiar enough with sizing or quality to recommend. | |||
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"I definitely don't have massive boobs compared to some of you lovely ladies... But I'm struggling a bit today! These are my big boob problems: 1) walking around without a bra is dangerous.. Give it a year and they'll be hanging at my knees 2) my eyes no longer exist (according to all the people who spoke to my breasts today) 3) seat belts... There's no 'middle' of my chest when it comes to seat belts... It either goes under my boobs and therefore under my arm.. Or over my boobs and chokes me to death! 4) cross body bags... See 3 5) boob sweat! I swear no other part of my body sweats as much as my boobs! Shopping bag aerobics = bra needs washing Feel free to add your own ![]() ![]() ![]() My ex was fuming once because she went to the dr, I can't remember why, but before she had even opened her mouth or set foot in the drs room, the female dr just straight out said it's because you're fat... I bow to my ex for not punching the dr in the face for that. | |||
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"My ex was fuming once because she went to the dr, I can't remember why, but before she had even opened her mouth or set foot in the drs room, the female dr just straight out said it's because you're fat... I bow to my ex for not punching the dr in the face for that." If that's the full story, then the doctor needs reporting. However I doubt a doctor said "it's because you're fat" to a person before they even entered the consultation room or understood the problem at hand. | |||
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