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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in love. However, no matter what the husband does sexually, the woman never achieves orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to ask the rabbi. The rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following suggestion. "Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help the wife fantasize and should bring on an orgasm." They go home and follow the rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young man and he waves a towel over them as they make love. But it doesn't help and she is still unsatisfied. Perplexed, they go back to the rabbi. "Okay", says the rabbi, "let's try it reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them." Once again, they follow the rabbi's advice. The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The young man gets to work with great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking screaming orgasm. The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him triumphantly, "You see, THAT'S the way to wave a towel!"

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By *aravancoupleMan
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

How can you tell if your husband is dead?

The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wife says to husband

"i need to tell you i was a hooker before we met - is this going to change things between us?"

hubby says

"whats passed is passed its what happens now that matters"

wife replies

"good cos i also played as a winger for the harlequins and prop for sevenoaks'

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

...My wife just found out she's adopted, She's devastated, and kept asking

"Why didnt they want me?" I comforted her and after a while, still crying she asked me to make love to her, which led to more tears. On reflection, banging her up the arse and shouting "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?"

was a little insensitive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wifes had christmas tattooed on one side of her pussy and new year on the other side i said " why have you had that done?"

She said " your always moaning theres nothing to eat between christmas and new year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paddys in a pub telling his mates about the army + his first parachute jump. Paddy describes we were about 30.000ft up, then 1 by 1 they started too jump. When it was my turn i couldnt jump no way.Then this huge black guy pulled out his 12 inch cock n cried out" paddy if you dont jump ill stick this baby rite up your arse" well did you jump?

Paddy replies just a bit when it first went in

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset


"My wifes had christmas tattooed on one side of her pussy and new year on the other side i said " why have you had that done?"

She said " your always moaning theres nothing to eat between christmas and new year "

Lol Very good!

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By *aravancoupleMan
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

A baby baboon said to his mum "why do we look like this?we are so ugly"

Mum replied, "son be grateful, you should see the poor bastard reading this!"

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

If a woman drinks two glasses of wine a day, it increases the chances of a stroke, But if you buy her the whole bottle,

she will probably suck it for you as well.

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

..A couple run out of money and decide the wife should go on the game. So hubby says "you stand on pavement and I'll wait round the corner" A car stops and the wife gets in. The bloke says how much for a shag?" The wife says "£100." The bloke says "I've only got £20!" The hubby says "give him a hand job!" She gets back into the car and tells the bloke, he agrees, then lays back and pulls out the biggest cock shes ever seen! She says "hold on", runs back to hubby and says "could you lend him £80?"

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

...New anti- depressant for Lesbians...

Try cox again!

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