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The problem with living alone ......

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Every time I hide the butter ..... I find it

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Why do you hide the butter?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

So her cat cant pinch it to put on grannys shoes to stop her going out

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Why do you hide the butter? "

Cos I hear it .... calling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But at least it only has your own toast crumbs in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't buy it...simples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butter and crumpet mmmmm

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"But at least it only has your own toast crumbs in it "

Perish the thought.... pristine , golden and scraped even like an archaeologist at a dig.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But at least it only has your own toast crumbs in it

Perish the thought.... pristine , golden and scraped even like an archaeologist at a dig."

Not even a trace of marmite?

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Why do you hide the butter? "

Just in case that Marlon Brando comes knocking.

You never can be too careful

Mr ddc

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"But at least it only has your own toast crumbs in it "

Oh I hate that!!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Why do you hide the butter?

Just in case that Marlon Brando comes knocking.

You never can be too careful

Mr ddc"

Christ.... I hope he's had it out of the fridge for half an hour...... those blocks have sharp edges.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"But at least it only has your own toast crumbs in it

Perish the thought.... pristine , golden and scraped even like an archaeologist at a dig.

Not even a trace of marmite? "

Not even a smidgeon of bovril !

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


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Mr ddc

Christ.... I hope he's had it out of the fridge for half an hour...... those blocks have sharp edges."

Blimey, tell him he's not meant to shove the whole pack up there

Ironically, the first time we tried anal sex, Mrs ddc said "I can't believe it's not better"

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Reminds me i must book a greek holiday.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Reminds me i must book a greek holiday."

Are you on another film entirely ?

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Oh no. When the ladies offered "greek style" they meant exactly this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back on track :

You have a lot of washing up to do once you've finished the six piece place setting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have to eat the whole cake before it goes stale.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

The problem with living alone .....

can't think of any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The problem being alone is a empty bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The problem being alone is a empty bed "

But that's the biggest benefit!!! No one hogging quilt or pillows... Bliss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The problem being alone is a empty bed "

Shift yer body position around a bit and you can get a full year, oops i mean month, err i mean week out of a set of laundry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Mr ddc

Christ.... I hope he's had it out of the fridge for half an hour...... those blocks have sharp edges.

Blimey, tell him he's not meant to shove the whole pack up there

Ironically, the first time we tried anal sex, Mrs ddc said "I can't believe it's not better"

"

^^ this. Glad I was already on the loo when I read it. Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like someone nxt too me naked riding lol

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"

Mr ddc

Christ.... I hope he's had it out of the fridge for half an hour...... those blocks have sharp edges.

Blimey, tell him he's not meant to shove the whole pack up there

Ironically, the first time we tried anal sex, Mrs ddc said "I can't believe it's not better"

"

Laughed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The problem being alone is a empty bed "

Only thing i miss is having someone to cuddle upto but love having bed to myself at times

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"The problem with living alone ......"

I'm going with "the dirty laundry is EXACTLY where you left it... "

Mr ddc

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"The problem with living alone ......

I'm going with "the dirty laundry is EXACTLY where you left it... "

Mr ddc "

You been asleep for the last 45 weeks?!

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"The problem with living alone ......

I'm going with "the dirty laundry is EXACTLY where you left it... "

Mr ddc

You been asleep for the last 45 weeks?! "

Sometimes I'm not as quick-witted as I like to think I am

(it's meant to pair with the other thread )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm glad my daughters at the age now where she can do me favours, having a poop and no toilet roll upstairs can call her to get some from under the sink. Doing my hair am make up and need something from downstairs, she gets it. Just waiting for the day she can use the kettle.

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By *eccymanMan
over a year ago

Gateshead


"Why do you hide the butter?

Cos I hear it .... calling."

You can get tablets for that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Problem?

There is no problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The problem with living alone ......

I'm going with "the dirty laundry is EXACTLY where you left it... "

Mr ddc

You been asleep for the last 45 weeks?!

Sometimes I'm not as quick-witted as I like to think I am

(it's meant to pair with the other thread )"

Noticed. Is someone missing Mrs DDC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The problem with living alone ......

I'm going with "the dirty laundry is EXACTLY where you left it... "

Mr ddc "

I'm hearing you on this.

B has been away now for just over week. I came downstairs this morning and was shocked at how bad the place is looking. I thought I was doing well, but everything just looks less tidy and less more cluttered. Men are rubbish

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"The problem with living alone ......

I'm going with "the dirty laundry is EXACTLY where you left it... "

Mr ddc

You been asleep for the last 45 weeks?!

Sometimes I'm not as quick-witted as I like to think I am

(it's meant to pair with the other thread )

Noticed. Is someone missing Mrs DDC "

Do you "other than the dog"?

(of course )

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"The problem with living alone ......

I'm going with "the dirty laundry is EXACTLY where you left it... "

Mr ddc

I'm hearing you on this.

B has been away now for just over week. I came downstairs this morning and was shocked at how bad the place is looking. I thought I was doing well, but everything just looks less tidy and less more cluttered. Men are rubbish "

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BwXuHWsj-X0

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The problem with living alone ......

I'm going with "the dirty laundry is EXACTLY where you left it... "

Mr ddc

I'm hearing you on this.

B has been away now for just over week. I came downstairs this morning and was shocked at how bad the place is looking. I thought I was doing well, but everything just looks less tidy and less more cluttered. Men are rubbish

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BwXuHWsj-X0

"

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"The problem with living alone ......

I'm going with "the dirty laundry is EXACTLY where you left it... "

Mr ddc

You been asleep for the last 45 weeks?!

Sometimes I'm not as quick-witted as I like to think I am

(it's meant to pair with the other thread )"

I had just noticed the 45 week thing and thought who's dredged this up......

Mrs DDC

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Im having a terrible time lately since ive got no proper use in my left arm not being able to do up buttons and zips. Its the first time really i could do with someone here

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