FabSwingers.com forum: Purist

By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I'm a purist when it comes to certain foods. Foe example, there is only one flavour ice cream and that is chocolate, baked goods have no place in ice creams or in other sundae type desserts (ok I'll give you trifle but only because it's traditional. I'll also give you the trifle because soggy sponge is

) and the only way to eat a fish finger is in a late night butty.

What food rules do you have?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Non meat and non Chile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fishfinger butty also needs brown sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The fishfinger butty also needs brown sauce

Heathen, it's ketchup or nothing

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

ditto on the ice cream, little bits of biscuit na..

though double chocolate chips in chocolate is ok ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With you on the ice cream TD

Chocolate, plain and simple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The fishfinger butty also needs brown sauce

Heathen, it's ketchup or nothing

Ketchup is for girls

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By *bovethekneeCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire / Herefordshire

Nothing with mayonnaise is the main one for us. However we also find the cold foods that should be hot, like rice and pasta pretty off-putting. Just seems wrong.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"The fishfinger butty also needs brown sauce

Heathen, it's ketchup or nothing

Ketchup is for girls

Oi..

i will have you know its not young fella me lad..

i save the brown sauce for scrambled eggs..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything veg, gets pushed off the edge.

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By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"The fishfinger butty also needs brown sauce

Heathen, it's ketchup or nothing

Ketchup is for girls

Nooo!!!

Mayo or hollandaise and on soft white bread with proper butter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While we're on the sauce debate.

Ketchup/red sauce (whatever)......Heinz

Brown sauce..........HP

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Anything veg, gets pushed off the edge. "

Even the seven peas?

OP, I love chocolate but not chocolate things, like ice cream.

Tuna Mayo can have either sweet corn or cucumber, not both.

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By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"While we're on the sauce debate.

Ketchup/red sauce (whatever)......Heinz

Brown sauce..........HP"

The only place ketchup has in my kitchen is if I'm making prawn cocktail sauce.

HP gets dolloped into some stews and casseroles but jars of sauce do NOT make it to the table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything veg, gets pushed off the edge.

Even the seven peas?

OP, I love chocolate but not chocolate things, like ice cream.

Tuna Mayo can have either sweet corn or cucumber, not both.

They are fine. HP makes them brown.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"While we're on the sauce debate.

Ketchup/red sauce (whatever)......Heinz

Brown sauce..........HP"

we agree on something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"While we're on the sauce debate.

Ketchup/red sauce (whatever)......Heinz

Brown sauce..........HP

The only place ketchup has in my kitchen is if I'm making prawn cocktail sauce.

HP gets dolloped into some stews and casseroles but jars of sauce do NOT make it to the table

Amen,

I cook all my sauces from scratch, Indian, Mexican, italian, gravies etc. the only way to fly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The fishfinger butty also needs brown sauce

Heathen, it's ketchup or nothing

Ketchup is for girls

Oi..

i will have you know its not young fella me lad..

i save the brown sauce for scrambled eggs..

pepper on scrambled eggs

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Beans should not touch anything else on the plate.

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By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Beans should not touch anything else on the plate.

Uuuurrrrgggghhhh! BEAN JUICE CONTAMINATION!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like colour in food, when I make Curry I always add small pieces of Red, orange, yellow and green pepper to the rice, it looks very colourful, I do it with most foods, it`s a Japanese colour system of five colours, looks great.

P.S. Am I mad?

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By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I like colour in food, when I make Curry I always add small pieces of Red, orange, yellow and green pepper to the rice, it looks very colourful, I do it with most foods, it`s a Japanese colour system of five colours, looks great.

P.S. Am I mad?

Nah, natural colour variety on your plate means you're getting a variety of nutrients and vitamins. A rainbow plate is a healthy plate (please note this Ryan, and the toy from your happymeal does not count as part of the rainbow

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Beans should not touch anything else on the plate.

Baked beans have no place on my plate ever.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

P.S. Am I mad?

Not even when it was purple minions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

P.S. Am I mad?

I take it Ryan is your little boy,lol, I`m just happy to get mine to eat anything, the colour is for Dad, makes me smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon sandwiches should not be eaten with any sauce whatsoever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scrambled eggs or omlettes DO NOT have milk in- only butter.

Fishfingers has to be ketchup, brown sauce is yak and chips with mayo- full fat, or both ketchup and mayo mixed!

Steak Has to be rare/mooing.

Veg can't be over done and floppy, I like mine with a little bite!

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By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

P.S. Am I mad?

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Not even when it was purple minions?

Could you eat them???

Well, without having to be turned upside down and patted firmly on the back till you spat it back up that is.

In which case, no. A purple minion happymeal toy is not one of your colourful five a day.

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By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

P.S. Am I mad?

)

I take it Ryan is your little boy,lol, I`m just happy to get mine to eat anything, the colour is for Dad, makes me smile

Look up to Tease and TemptRyan to see who Ryan is. He lives in burgerland and if it doesn't come in a brown bag dripping in grease he doesn't really think it's food!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

P.S. Am I mad?

)

I take it Ryan is your little boy,lol, I`m just happy to get mine to eat anything, the colour is for Dad, makes me smile

Look up to Tease and TemptRyan to see who Ryan is. He lives in burgerland and if it doesn't come in a brown bag dripping in grease he doesn't really think it's food!

Opposite here, those places sell the give away the toys because the law says there has to be something edible in the bag, yukky stuff,

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

"Beans should not touch anything else on the plate.

Makes beans on toast a bit difficult

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The fishfinger butty also needs brown sauce

Heathen, it's ketchup or nothing

Sorry, - you're both wrong! A very small scrape of horseradish sauce on wholemeal bread with real butter (NOT margarine!) is perfect for a fishfinger butty. My mate puts marmite in his, but he's just weird

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

"Anything veg, gets pushed off the edge.

Even the seven peas?

OP, I love chocolate but not chocolate things, like ice cream.

Tuna Mayo can have either sweet corn or cucumber, not both.

Tuna mayo only with finely diced onion n hint of chilli and on granary bread

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Beans should not touch anything else on the plate.

Makes beans on toast a bit difficult "

This is the exception. These weirdos who have beans in a baked potato are just wronguns.

Bacon needs brown sauce, always HP.

Sausages have ketchup, always Heinz.

Fish-finger sarnies require salad cream, again Heinz and should be on white bread.

Thems the rules!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bacon sandwiches should not be eaten with any sauce whatsoever."

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, and I often agree with you Miss Innocent, but this time you're soooo wrong

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

I think I only have one, but I will sound like an utter muppet if I say it - so only my mum knows actually. It is so not for public information

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I think I only have one, but I will sound like an utter muppet if I say it - so only my mum knows actually. It is so not for public information

Oh come on now... half a story is not acceptable... spill the beans...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I only have one, but I will sound like an utter muppet if I say it - so only my mum knows actually. It is so not for public information

Oh come on now... half a story is not acceptable... spill the beans...

Unless we guess for ourselves....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If its tomato soup then it has to be .....

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By *r Man.Man
over a year ago

London

To only eat a Donner kebab at night, only after a few beers or with a can to wash it down.

Tried it once at lunchtime, absolute RANK!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

always butter. never margarine..that stuff is so bad for you whatever they say

nothing with aspartame in it....so all those 'no added sugar' drinks..why? because its an ingredient of Rat poison...

thin and crispy based pizza

and bacon with brown sauce..what else

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By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

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By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I think I only have one, but I will sound like an utter muppet if I say it - so only my mum knows actually. It is so not for public information

Oh come on now... half a story is not acceptable... spill the beans...

Just don't let the juice touch anything else when you spill!

Now come on Mr Cojones, I've already made myself look a right snob with my stance against bottles of sauce on the table (if it doesn't go properly into a sauce boat or a little dish then it belongs in a caff not in my dining room!)

Share!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bacon sandwiches should not be eaten with any sauce whatsoever.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, and I often agree with you Miss Innocent, but this time you're soooo wrong

I'm never wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bacon sandwiches should not be eaten with any sauce whatsoever.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, and I often agree with you Miss Innocent, but this time you're soooo wrong

I'm never wrong

Sorry I was transfixed by the breasts, what was you saying? Ah yes, you're totally right about bacon sandwiches not needing sauce

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"What food rules do you have?"

Oh-oh, I need this thread to fill up before Mrs ddc gets home and spills the beans on some of my ocd (obsessive, culinary, deviancies)

Our main family one is that Saturday's dinner must be eaten in the lounge, on our laps, watching tv, and must never involve vegetables. (Though on occasion, I have stretched the term 'salad garnish' quite widely)

I didn't get away with cabbage pizza though

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

P.S. Am I mad?

That's why I like fully loaded kebabs. My shirt always ends up full of colour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fussy sod lol I'll eat anything except lamb, sea food and mushrooms unless they're chopped up real small so I can hardly see or taste them or feel the texture. Apart from that, I'm not a fussy eater.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What ever meat we have for a roast dinner - always have mint sauce.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

"I think I only have one, but I will sound like an utter muppet if I say it - so only my mum knows actually. It is so not for public information

Oh come on now... half a story is not acceptable... spill the beans...

Just don't let the juice touch anything else when you spill!

Share!"

haha - I've only just read back, sorry... it's quite dull - it's, I can only ever have 9 scampi. I find 8 too few and 10 too many. eeek.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I think I only have one, but I will sound like an utter muppet if I say it - so only my mum knows actually. It is so not for public information

Oh come on now... half a story is not acceptable... spill the beans...

Just don't let the juice touch anything else when you spill!

Share!

haha - I've only just read back, sorry... it's quite dull - it's, I can only ever have 9 scampi. I find 8 too few and 10 too many. eeek.

Yup... tell your Mum not to tell anyone.

(If it makes you feel better, I couldn't have an odd number!)

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Ketchup only, never brown sauce.

Cold rice pudding please.

Vegetables need to have some bite, not be mush - though chip shop peas accepted.

No mayo ever - grinds my gears how most sandwiches have it now.

Heathen time - no blood with the meat, cook it properly.

Fish supper Fridays please.

No sugar in hot drinks.

No carbonated drinks, unless as a mixer.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Yup... tell your Mum not to tell anyone.

(If it makes you feel better, I couldn't have an odd number!)

hadn't actually thought of it like that - you oddball!

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By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"What ever meat we have for a roast dinner - always have mint sauce."

Mint sauce has become traditional whenever cabbage is served no matter what the meat. The cabbage haters will cheerfully help themselves to a portion as long as they can drown it in mint sauce!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

There is only one ice cream and that is Cornish.

There shalt be no fookin anything lurking within.

Chicken is high roasted to crisp the skin

Marinating does not improve flavours

The only baked potato worth eating is somethered in butter and garlic

Pasta should only be covered in basil, pine nuts and oil.

Vegetables are to be eaten raw or al dente

It is impossible to cook a rissotto on the oven this renders it to a mere rice dish.

Toast must be cooled before being buttered

Tea is made after the kettle has cooled for ten minutes

Marmalade must be thick cut and bitter

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

Chocolate ice cream!!!

Very exotic !

Vanilla only - that's plain and simple the way it should be

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm going to put the cat among the fishfingers now... they are already covered in bread crumbs so why do you then put them between bread?

Chips do not belong in a butty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The fishfinger butty also needs brown sauce

Heathen, it's ketchup or nothing

Ketchup is for girls

Nooo!!!

Mayo or hollandaise and on soft white bread with proper butter!

Yes

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By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I'm going to put the cat among the fishfingers now... they are already covered in bread crumbs so why do you then put them between bread?

Chips do not belong in a butty.

Flippin southerners!

Don't you know that every perfect snack should be capable of being put in between bread?

I even know those who have a pie butty!

Mind they come from Wigan and they're a tad odd around there

Betcha don't have gravy with everything either

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm going to put the cat among the fishfingers now... they are already covered in bread crumbs so why do you then put them between bread?

Chips do not belong in a butty.

Flippin southerners!

Don't you know that every perfect snack should be capable of being put in between bread?

I even know those who have a pie butty!

Mind they come from Wigan and they're a tad odd around there

Betcha don't have gravy with everything either

You know full well I don't have gravy at all. Maybe a nice jus with some things but let's not get carried away.

Next you'll be telling me about adding crisps into sandwiches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Food should not be covered in gravy or salt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to put the cat among the fishfingers now... they are already covered in bread crumbs so why do you then put them between bread?

Chips do not belong in a butty.

Oh perleeeease Lickety. Have you no taste

And a big sticky

up for a crisp butty

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Chips do not belong in a butty.

What are you talking about woman??

Chip butties rock!!

If it doesn't go in a piece it's not worth eating!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm going to put the cat among the fishfingers now... they are already covered in bread crumbs so why do you then put them between bread?

Chips do not belong in a butty.

Oh perleeeease Lickety. Have you no taste

And a big sticky

up for a crisp butty"

I'm going to put broccoli in your butty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chips do not belong in a butty.

What are you talking about woman??

Chip butties rock!!

If it doesn't go in a piece it's not worth eating!

It is my most favourite food ever!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Chips do not belong in a butty.

What are you talking about woman??

Chip butties rock!!

If it doesn't go in a piece it's not worth eating!

You're talking foreign, we don't have a piece down here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to put the cat among the fishfingers now... they are already covered in bread crumbs so why do you then put them between bread?

Chips do not belong in a butty.

Oh perleeeease Lickety. Have you no taste

And a big sticky

up for a crisp butty

I'm going to put broccoli in your butty.

That's not even food it's a tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon... Brown

Sausage...red

Steak...medium rare

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Chips do not belong in a butty.

Sometimes they do, on other occasions they are nice in a bowl covered in baked beans and topped with grated mature cheddar..

a dash of Worcester sauce and tuck in..

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over a year ago

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Chips do not belong in a butty.

Sometimes they do, on other occasions they are nice in a bowl covered in baked beans and topped with grated mature cheddar..

a dash of Worcester sauce and tuck in..

Salt and vinegar only. They need nothing else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You shall not put raisins in curry.

You shall not put pineapple on pizza

You shall not try to add bacon to desserts

Strawberry flavoured anything is god-awful.

Coffee flavoured anything is god-awful.

Torisashi is the food equivalent of running through a minefield wearing clown shoes.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

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You sound almost perfect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you like the vinegar flavour on chips but downt want to send your chips limp with liquid, get some sodium acetate powder (food grade) from Amazon.

All the vinegar flavour, none of the soggy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brown sauce is the work of the devil

Fish fingers should be served with chips and peas (are you students?)

Bacon sausage and egg on toast with real butter and a can of cola is the best cure for a hangover

Chocolate ice cream is the least summery flavour it's aweful

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By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Chips do not belong in a butty.

What are you talking about woman??

Chip butties rock!!

If it doesn't go in a piece it's not worth eating!

You're talking foreign, we don't have a piece down here.

A piece is bread. Terminology used from even further north than me (yes Lickety there is a further north!)

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Chips do not belong in a butty.

What are you talking about woman??

Chip butties rock!!

If it doesn't go in a piece it's not worth eating!

You're talking foreign, we don't have a piece down here.

A piece is bread. Terminology used from even further north than me (yes Lickety there is a further north!)

I know, I've been up there. I was asked if I wanted a "ginger" and piece (I heard peas) with my meal.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Scrambled egg needs no more than a pinch of salt and a few shakes of smoked chipotle tabasco. Other than that I mix and match condiments as my mood takes me.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Chips do not belong in a butty.

What are you talking about woman??

Chip butties rock!!

If it doesn't go in a piece it's not worth eating!

You're talking foreign, we don't have a piece down here.

A piece is bread. Terminology used from even further north than me (yes Lickety there is a further north!)

I know, I've been up there. I was asked if I wanted a "ginger" and piece (I heard peas) with my meal.

A piece and jam was a staple as a kid!

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

Chips do not belong in a butty.

What are you talking about woman??

Chip butties rock!!

If it doesn't go in a piece it's not worth eating!

You're talking foreign, we don't have a piece down here.

A piece is bread. Terminology used from even further north than me (yes Lickety there is a further north!)

I know, I've been up there. I was asked if I wanted a "ginger" and piece (I heard peas) with my meal.

A piece and jam was a staple as a kid!

Stovies piece .... Lovely

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