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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Mine smells lovely.

Do you air yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine smells lovely. "

I bet it does.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Mine smells lovely.

I bet it does."

It smells of ME!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I did the bedding earlier. Chainmail sheets may be hardwearing, but they aren't half heavy to push through a mangle.

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Of course i air mine. Im always dropping my trousers in public.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'm going to patent the scent of mine and market it.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I did the bedding earlier. Chainmail sheets may be hardwearing, but they aren't half heavy to push through a mangle. "

That's what the minions are for!

Chainmail feels lovely playing on your hands.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Of course i air mine. Im always dropping my trousers in public."

Good man! Waft them about a bit too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I occasionally let people have a whiff but I usually keep it all in an sealed bag until I can be bothered to sort it out.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm going to patent the scent of mine and market it."

Good idea. I should do that too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm selling my skiddy knickers instead of washing them. It's more economical and better for the environment

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I occasionally let people have a whiff but I usually keep it all in an sealed bag until I can be bothered to sort it out."

So you're one of those discreet people I read about?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Surf does mine

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm selling my skiddy knickers instead of washing them. It's more economical and better for the environment "

Do you seal them in individual baggies or sell them as a job lot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laundry has to aired!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Surf does mine "

Doesn't the salt make them stiff?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Laundry has to aired!"

Even when it's dirty? The dirtier the better please...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh I love my sheets to get a good blow nothing better than getting into a freshly made bed x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm selling my skiddy knickers instead of washing them. It's more economical and better for the environment

Do you seal them in individual baggies or sell them as a job lot?

"

Tailor them to suit the needs of the buyer

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Ooh I love my sheets to get a good blow nothing better than getting into a freshly made bed x"

That's a whole different joy. I get my best sleep in a freshly made bed.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm selling my skiddy knickers instead of washing them. It's more economical and better for the environment

Do you seal them in individual baggies or sell them as a job lot?

Tailor them to suit the needs of the buyer "

Tailoring too? You are talented.

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By *ex_OnTheBeachCouple
over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )

Yes I air my washing out for my neighboughs to see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine smells lovely.

Do you air yours?

"

Heaven yes I smell daisy fresh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A young couple moves into a new neighborhood. The next morning while they are eating breakfast, the young woman sees her neighbor hanging the wash outside. "That laundry is not very clean; she doesn't know how to wash correctly. Perhaps she needs better laundry soap."

Her husband looks on, remaining silent. Every time her neighbor hangs her wash to dry, the young woman makes the same comments. A month later, the woman is surprised to see a nice clean wash on the line and says to her husband: "Look, she's finally learned how to wash correctly. I wonder who taught her this? "

The husband replies, "I got up early this morning and cleaned our windows." And so it is with life... What we see when watching others depends on the clarity of the window through which we look.

AMEN!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm selling my skiddy knickers instead of washing them. It's more economical and better for the environment

Do you seal them in individual baggies or sell them as a job lot?

Tailor them to suit the needs of the buyer

Tailoring too? You are talented.

"

I can knit nut sack warmers too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to patent the scent of mine and market it."

Eau de slut...has a ring to it

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"I'm going to patent the scent of mine and market it.

Good idea. I should do that too.

"

Yes, we'll have eau de Lickety and eau de Sophie, as well as glade plug-ins, wafting it around.

Shops also use scents to get shoppers to buy more, so we might be behind a huge economy upturn. Take your stuff down to the shops and stuff it in their aircon fans.

Then take commission.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm going to patent the scent of mine and market it.

Good idea. I should do that too.

Yes, we'll have eau de Lickety and eau de Sophie, as well as glade plug-ins, wafting it around.

Shops also use scents to get shoppers to buy more, so we might be behind a huge economy upturn. Take your stuff down to the shops and stuff it in their aircon fans.

Then take commission."

I do a good line in people asking me to hug their babies at the moment. All those babies have a strong memory of my smell so maybe I have an adult market just waiting to be tapped.

It's a blowy day here so perhaps I should let the dirty laundry air and see what happens.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I take mine home to my Mum

She airs it and irons it!

I'm totally spoiled!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I take mine home to my Mum

She airs it and irons it!

I'm totally spoiled! "

You must have one of those friendship relationships with your mum if she airs your dirty laundry for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes but not in public. There seems to be a shortage of space.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Yes but not in public. There seems to be a shortage of space. "

Just wait for a lull in the conversau then hit them with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes but not in public. There seems to be a shortage of space.

Just wait for a lull in the conversau then hit them with it.

"

Ha I'm not sure the world is ready to sniff my laundry

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I take mine home to my Mum

She airs it and irons it!

I'm totally spoiled!

You must have one of those friendship relationships with your mum if she airs your dirty laundry for you.

"

Yes... but only the good bits!

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