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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyone know anyone who has had a bollock lift? We have boob jobs,bum lifts,face lifts and lipo,has anyone considered having their nut sack tightened and their balls lifted?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No and no!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No and no!

You not got danglers then?

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By *estinysswingersCouple
over a year ago

Worsley

Never even knew of such a thing!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I heard about Nick Nolte having one, but it may just be a load of old bollocks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah but there not big enough for that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do people actually have this done?!

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By *icklybitMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Hanging like string beans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think sometimes they do it all by them self`s. Some days I wake up and have a reet hanging droopy sack n conkers..... and sometimes it seems they may have maybe had a bad dream in the night and gone all shy on me and wont come down to play and are wrapped up all tight on the duvet scrotum sack tog of which is unknown at this moment in time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do people actually have this done?! "

That's what I want to know. Can they and would they? What if they dangle too much and get twisted?

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Would this not affect their ability to raise and lower the testes for sperm production to be at the correct temperature?

They need the freedom to move to keep it all healthy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a problem as yet.....if I start to trip over 'em I may consider it.....?

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Cold weather does it for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a fan of massive baggy sacs at all.

One guy on here told me that girls loved draping his giant, pendulous ballbag over their faces like a Phanton of the Opera Mask.

Needless to say, I didn't meet him!

Xxx

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Should this not be in Swingers Support forum?

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

The skin the scrotum is made from is clever stuff. It reacts to temperature changes and expands and contracts accordingly to keep the gonads at the optimum temperature!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would this not affect their ability to raise and lower the testes for sperm production to be at the correct temperature?

They need the freedom to move to keep it all healthy!"

Some are a lot danglier than others though. They would still contract if a bit was taken off I think. I'm not talking all off,just pretty them up a bit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not a fan of massive baggy sacs at all.

One guy on here told me that girls loved draping his giant, pendulous ballbag over their faces like a Phanton of the Opera Mask.

Needless to say, I didn't meet him!

Xxx"

You could play swing ball with them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone know anyone who has had a bollock lift? We have boob jobs,bum lifts,face lifts and lipo,has anyone considered having their nut sack tightened and their balls lifted? "

Whatever next , is there something in the air today ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow - is that even actually a thing?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone know anyone who has had a bollock lift? We have boob jobs,bum lifts,face lifts and lipo,has anyone considered having their nut sack tightened and their balls lifted?

Whatever next , is there something in the air today ?"

Perfect reasonable question a family member asked me only yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you want my sack to tighten and my balls to lift, just bring me to the edge...

Or put me in a freezer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Saggy testicles don't seem to attract as much negatively as saggy boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone know anyone who has had a bollock lift? We have boob jobs,bum lifts,face lifts and lipo,has anyone considered having their nut sack tightened and their balls lifted? "

How will they do the onion dance then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sort of.

When i had the snip i asked the doc if he could but a double knot and a bow in each side, just to be sure. That's made them tauter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they are cold it all tightens up naturally!! When warm saggy sack.. iit's nice to let it all hang out lol..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone know anyone who has had a bollock lift? We have boob jobs,bum lifts,face lifts and lipo,has anyone considered having their nut sack tightened and their balls lifted?

How will they do the onion dance then?

The onion dance??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeez, if only nuts came with nipples, i wouldn't need to leave the house.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When they are cold it all tightens up naturally!! When warm saggy sack.. iit's nice to let it all hang out lol..

How far do they hang though? Thigh length?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Jeez, if only nuts came with nipples, i wouldn't need to leave the house. "

You could ask for nipples when you have the nut job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice hand full

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone know anyone who has had a bollock lift? We have boob jobs,bum lifts,face lifts and lipo,has anyone considered having their nut sack tightened and their balls lifted? "

I have incredibly high balls, my cocks practically a revolver.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Mine are naturally tight and perky!

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Och aye mine are out of kilter.

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

You Guys Are " SO VAIN " !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You Guys Are " SO VAIN " !!!

We probably think this threads about us.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone know anyone who has had a bollock lift? We have boob jobs,bum lifts,face lifts and lipo,has anyone considered having their nut sack tightened and their balls lifted?

I have incredibly high balls, my cocks practically a revolver."

Does that ever get painful? Tight nuts?

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

"You Guys Are " SO VAIN " !!!

We probably think this threads about us."

Don't you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Och aye mine are out of kilter."

Wonky ball sacks? Do they fit together better like that? Would you have them levelled up with surgery ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine are naturally tight and perky! "

Nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The skin the scrotum is made from is clever stuff. It reacts to temperature changes and expands and contracts accordingly to keep the gonads at the optimum temperature!"

Could it be used to keep my claret at the right temperature d'y'know?

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Tight nuts? Try WD40.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The skin the scrotum is made from is clever stuff. It reacts to temperature changes and expands and contracts accordingly to keep the gonads at the optimum temperature!

Could it be used to keep my claret at the right temperature d'y'know? "

Don't some countries use animal scrotum to store wine in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone know anyone who has had a bollock lift? We have boob jobs,bum lifts,face lifts and lipo,has anyone considered having their nut sack tightened and their balls lifted?

Whatever next , is there something in the air today ?

Perfect reasonable question a family member asked me only yesterday "

Just to clarify , has anyone actually had it done , or does anyone know if anyone has had it done ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The skin the scrotum is made from is clever stuff. It reacts to temperature changes and expands and contracts accordingly to keep the gonads at the optimum temperature!

Could it be used to keep my claret at the right temperature d'y'know?

Don't some countries use animal scrotum to store wine in? "

Just a small glass full.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You Guys Are " SO VAIN " !!!

We probably think this threads about us.

Don't you?

Forget about me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone know anyone who has had a bollock lift? We have boob jobs,bum lifts,face lifts and lipo,has anyone considered having their nut sack tightened and their balls lifted?

Whatever next , is there something in the air today ?

Perfect reasonable question a family member asked me only yesterday

Just to clarify , has anyone actually had it done , or does anyone know if anyone has had it done ?

That's what I wanted to know too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people may desire this but it's not my bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I heard about Nick Nolte having one, but it may just be a load of old bollocks.

Sounds like a load of old Gary Busey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I heard about Nick Nolte having one, but it may just be a load of old bollocks.

Sounds like a load of old Gary Busey."

Could be, i bust my nuts when Erika Eleniak burst out of that cake. For weeks.

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

"You Guys Are " SO VAIN " !!!

We probably think this threads about us.

Don't you?

Forget about me."

Another Cloud in my Coffee !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not necessarily a nut job but some do get nut implants ie testicular cancer or if they are lopsided x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No but I know of a guy through work who had a testical removed and a silicon one put in so it looked like he had two

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No but I know of a guy through work who had a testical removed and a silicon one put in so it looked like he had two"

I wonder if they have different sizes and weights to make them even. They must surely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I heard about Nick Nolte having one, but it may just be a load of old bollocks.

Sounds like a load of old Gary Busey.

Could be, i bust my nuts when Erika Eleniak burst out of that cake. For weeks.

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Sounds like a load of bollock to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds like a load of bollock to me."

ECHO, ECho, echo .....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sounds like a load of bollock to me.

ECHO, ECho, echo ....."

I'm surprised you still have yours Canis

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

"Not a fan of massive baggy sacs at all.

One guy on here told me that girls loved draping his giant, pendulous ballbag over their faces like a Phanton of the Opera Mask.

Needless to say, I didn't meet him!

Xxx"

This did make me LOL

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