FabSwingers.com forum: Forum virgin

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So this is my first time. I'm a forum virgin. Break me in gentle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Run! Run away now !

Hello and welcome

I am the quiet one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to the jungle!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So this is my first time. I'm a forum virgin. Break me in gentle "

First time in forum your avatar must be you standing on your head

Now go away till you have the pictur

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Come in... park your bahookie and join in! We're nice really.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Nice to meet u lol I'm stacy the girl of the couple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tallaght folk are made of strong stuff, you'll be fine ye fecking eejits!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Firstly,who is posting,male or female? People get pretty pissed off when the person in the profile pic is addressed (usually the female) and it's the male who posts on the forums

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yep tallaght girl here and live up to the reputation of wild and wonderful lol hubby great too he will chat another time just me tonight to say hi and get used to this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I totally understand this problem it's the female stacy

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Did you bring cake?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haha I can bring whatever I guys need

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I totally understand this problem it's the female stacy "

Ok. It helps if you sign off your posts if you both use the forums from one account. An initial if it's clear on your profile who is who. Or him/her,master/slave,wife/slave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Run! Run away now !

Hello and welcome

I am the quiet one

Yeah, and I'm the Queen of Sheba

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Watch this one there's potential here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you bring cake?

Oh good idea Tina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Run! Run away now !

Hello and welcome

I am the quiet one

Yeah, and I'm the Queen of Sheba

You changing your profile name??

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By *nFairnessMan
over a year ago

The Four Corners

good evening,

Forum initiation.

1. What would you tell a guy who mopes about no meets?

2. How much time are you willing to fab on pictures?

3.Fuck, Meet or Avoid?

4. Have you heard about the Nocturnal Roll call and would you be interested in joining such things?

5. What have you done to prepare for the large influx of winks, friend requests and messages?

Psst heres the cheat sheet.

1. 'Be Patient'

2. More than i'm willing to admit.

3. Post Deleted due to the above being the same sex.

4. No is there a leaflet, and do i get a badge?

5. I've quit my job and bought a years supply of ready meals.

Welcome to the forums

may your time here be rationed and worthwhile

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Come on in the water's lovely!

There's a few odd (if not to say three eyed mutant fish

) things lurking in the depths but here be random shite till all hours and a good giggle.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Hello

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Great advice there thanks so much it's so hard to know wats wat and to out the fake people and time wasters. So thought I'd come on here for a chat with the masters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 28/07/15 21:05:02]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello to you both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So this is my first time. I'm a forum virgin. Break me in gentle "

Enjoy yourself , don't take anything personally , get stuck in . Welcome

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

hi there

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By *nFairnessMan
over a year ago

The Four Corners

"Great advice there thanks so much it's so hard to know wats wat and to out the fake people and time wasters. So thought I'd come on here for a chat with the masters

Ready for the forums you are... hmmmmm

*green ears twitch*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm thick skinned and up for a laugh guys

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Welcome Stacey

Have a thick skin, GSOH and buckle in tight for a bumpy ride and you'll love the forums

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Great advice there thanks so much it's so hard to know wats wat and to out the fake people and time wasters. So thought I'd come on here for a chat with the masters

One hint: if you're replying to a specific person hit the reply+quote button, it's just down there on the right. That will show the post you're replying to in light grey and then your reply in black.

Makes it a little bit easier to see who you're responding to cos people post quickly so your reply might be waaaay down the thread.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"So this is my first time. I'm a forum virgin."

Me too, come and hold my hand, it'll be safer.

Unless you're Mr Boatshoes obvs, in which case, good luck, you're on your own...

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks gona take time to get used to this lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So this is my first time. I'm a forum virgin.

Me too, come and hold my hand, it'll be safer.

Unless you're Mr Boatshoes obvs, in which case, good luck, you're on your own...

Mr ddc"

It's Mrs here lol dipping my feet in the water

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"So this is my first time. I'm a forum virgin.

Me too, come and hold my hand, it'll be safer.

Unless you're Mr Boatshoes obvs, in which case, good luck, you're on your own...

Mr ddc

It's Mrs here lol dipping my feet in the water"

Well splash it at Mr DDC! He's lovely but definitely an oddity!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So this is my first time. I'm a forum virgin.

Me too, come and hold my hand, it'll be safer.

Unless you're Mr Boatshoes obvs, in which case, good luck, you're on your own...

Mr ddc

It's Mrs here lol dipping my feet in the water

Well splash it at Mr DDC! He's lovely but definitely an oddity!

Thanks for the heads up its defo a lady I'm looking for us women are the best....lol

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"So this is my first time. I'm a forum virgin.

Me too, come and hold my hand, it'll be safer.

Unless you're Mr Boatshoes obvs, in which case, good luck, you're on your own...

Mr ddc

It's Mrs here lol dipping my feet in the water

Well splash it at Mr DDC! He's lovely but definitely an oddity!

Thanks for the heads up its defo a lady I'm looking for us women are the best....lol"

Aye, aye on the trawl are ya!

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Well splash it at Mr DDC! He's lovely but definitely an oddity!

Shhhh, I'm trying to pretend I'm a fellow newbie: you don't know me right?

Sorry Stacy, where were we...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome!

As the forum's self-appointed occupational health department do you have any medical conditions we ought to know about?

Don't be shy, we're all very discrete...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once your in you will become a lifer welcome to the world of the forums enjoy

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Thanks for the heads up "

Buggar.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Well splash it at Mr DDC! He's lovely but definitely an oddity!

Shhhh, I'm trying to pretend I'm a fellow newbie: you don't know me right?

Sorry Stacy, where were we...

Oops! Sorry

I'll shush now shall I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi and welcome too the forum, my name is shag. ST for short, enjoy your stay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"good evening,

Forum initiation.

1. What would you tell a guy who mopes about no meets?

2. How much time are you willing to fab on pictures?

3.Fuck, Meet or Avoid?

4. Have you heard about the Nocturnal Roll call and would you be interested in joining such things?

5. What have you done to prepare for the large influx of winks, friend requests and messages?

Psst heres the cheat sheet.

1. 'Be Patient'

2. More than i'm willing to admit.

3. Post Deleted due to the above being the same sex.

4. No is there a leaflet, and do i get a badge?

5. I've quit my job and bought a years supply of ready meals.

Welcome to the forums

may your time here be rationed and worthwhile

Listen to this fella. If only I'd know all this.

Have fun here. I do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi and welcome too the forum, my name is shag. ST for short, enjoy your stay

Thanks hottie

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"good evening,

Forum initiation.

1. What would you tell a guy who mopes about no meets?

2. How much time are you willing to fab on pictures?

3.Fuck, Meet or Avoid?

4. Have you heard about the Nocturnal Roll call and would you be interested in joining such things?

5. What have you done to prepare for the large influx of winks, friend requests and messages?

Psst heres the cheat sheet.

1. 'Be Patient'

2. More than i'm willing to admit.

3. Post Deleted due to the above being the same sex.

4. No is there a leaflet, and do i get a badge?

5. I've quit my job and bought a years supply of ready meals.

Welcome to the forums

may your time here be rationed and worthwhile

I never received the handbook when I joined

Welcome to the mad world of fab x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"good evening,

Forum initiation.

1. What would you tell a guy who mopes about no meets?

2. How much time are you willing to fab on pictures?

3.Fuck, Meet or Avoid?

4. Have you heard about the Nocturnal Roll call and would you be interested in joining such things?

5. What have you done to prepare for the large influx of winks, friend requests and messages?

Psst heres the cheat sheet.

1. 'Be Patient'

2. More than i'm willing to admit.

3. Post Deleted due to the above being the same sex.

4. No is there a leaflet, and do i get a badge?

5. I've quit my job and bought a years supply of ready meals.

Welcome to the forums

may your time here be rationed and worthwhile

I never received the handbook when I joined

Welcome to the mad world of fab x"

I'm enjoying the chatting but mad for more lol

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

Mmmm fresh meat....welcome

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Oh and feel free to wade into any other thread with your twopenn'orth, don't worry if it's relevant - that's par for the course!

But it is probably worth checking the forum rules. If you're on a computer the link is there everytime you write a new post. If you're on the mobile site switch to the desktop site come back to the forums then click to reply to a thread and the link should pop up.

Breaking the forum rules leads to disappearing posts, vanishing threads and slapped legs and getting sent to the naughty step by the mods.

Then you can't post till your sentence has passed

Don't worry though, most of us have been there, some of us more than once

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Welcome to the forums...

I'm positive I saw a post with cake in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello & welcome to the madness

have fun & post away!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyone for a Skype peeps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Run! Run away now !

Hello and welcome

I am the quiet one

Yeah, and I'm the Queen of Sheba

Doffs cap and bows. Good evening your maj....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Croeso mawr i chi.

A warm welcome from us here in Wales.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome have fun and don't feed the forum folk after midnight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Run! Run away now !

Hello and welcome

I am the quiet one

Yeah, and I'm the Queen of Sheba

Doffs cap and bows. Good evening your maj...."

Orf with his head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So this is my first time. I'm a forum virgin. Break me in gentle "

A warm welcome to both of you.

Now, get out while you can, they're all crackers in here. Don't let them know I warned you.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So this is my first time. I'm a forum virgin. Break me in gentle

A warm welcome to both of you.

Now, get out while you can, they're all crackers in here. Don't let them know I warned you.......

Did someone mention crackers? Is there cheese as well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop talking about cake!

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By *rbanbig40Man
over a year ago

LONDON

Hi i'm a newbie to, Hope your all well

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Anyone for a Skype peeps?"

Welcome aboard the Skylark.

Asking for Skype will have you drowning in messages.

Enjoy, don't take it too seriously and if you're wondering what people are wittering on about click their green arrow.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Nobody looking to Skype yikes should I be worried haha

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By *ex_OnTheBeachCouple
over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )

Run away now whilst you still can!

Welcome to the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So this is my first time. I'm a forum virgin. Break me in gentle

A warm welcome to both of you.

Now, get out while you can, they're all crackers in here. Don't let them know I warned you.......

Did someone mention crackers? Is there cheese as well?"

Wenslydale grommet. Bugger, wrong forum.....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Nobody looking to Skype yikes should I be worried haha

Don't worry. It will happen in time. Forum stuff tends to be all together on the thread and sometimes folk would head off to the Canada chat room for a party.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nobody looking to Skype yikes should I be worried haha

The general advice you're getting is get out while you can. But you're still here!!!!!

Heads up everyone, looks like we've got another one.

Mad, they're all mad I tell you........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unhinged if you don't mind!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Unhinged if you don't mind!!

Has you hip gone again?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm so lost lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop mucking about, you're supposed to be setting a good example to the virgins.

Behave!!!!!!!

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By *ex_OnTheBeachCouple
over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )

"I'm so lost lol "

Aw bless you, I'll show you around if you like? I'm quite a safe person, sane and incredibly innocent

(Lucy)

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Welcome!

Post what you like and have fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm so lost lol

Aw bless you, I'll show you around if you like? I'm quite a safe person, sane and incredibly innocent

(Lucy) "

In the words of Doctor Bones McCoy; "careful Jim, it's a trap......."

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Oh and feel free to wade into any other thread with your twopenn'orth, don't worry if it's relevant - that's par for the course!

Breaking the forum rules leads to disappearing posts, vanishing threads and slapped legs and getting sent to the naughty step by the mods.

Then you can't post till your sentence has passed

Don't worry though, most of us have been there, some of us more than once

Ah yes, the 24 hour ban is very "look but don't touch" & so frustrating!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi and welcome,

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