FabSwingers.com forum: Whatever happened to lewis

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We used to chat to a guy called lewis on here. He had a narrowboat moored in runcorn and was a real nice guy. Not heard from him in ages and hes not logged in for months. Anybody know anything.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I think it was pirates.

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By *0JOMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I think you've just "outed" Lewis (who has a narrowboat in Runcorn). Unless, there's hundreds of narrowboat owners moored in Runcorn called Lewis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you know the name if his boat, should be a record of last mooring spot.

Maybe he has upped anchor and moved to another area...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it was pirates.

I thought that was actually quite witty tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought this was going to be a thread about the sequel to Inspector Morse not about someone who lived a la Rosie and Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it was pirates.

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lol good one, arghhhhhhhhhhh shiver my pants as the captain sais lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you know the name if his boat, should be a record of last mooring spot.

Maybe he has upped anchor and moved to another area...

Maybe he's swimmin' with bow legged wimin...

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

The irony of having the word happy in a username

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By *0JOMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Ps. Are there many narrowboat so moored in Runcorn?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You pair of pricks. Lewis isnt his real name doh! And as for the knob on about pirates do you think your funny. Get a life.

WOW that escalated quickly

That's pirates for you.

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By *0JOMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Seriously, are there many narrow boats moored in Runcorn?

????????

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"You pair of pricks. Lewis isnt his real name doh! And as for the knob on about pirates do you think your funny. Get a life.

WOW that escalated quickly

That's pirates for you."

Aaar Jim lad..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lewis must have been a helluva a nice guy to provoke that reaction.

I want to meet him now.

#findlewisyoupricks.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I was going to mention Morse, but won't now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You pair of pricks. Lewis isnt his real name doh! And as for the knob on about pirates do you think your funny. Get a life. "

Well that narrows the narrowboat search down a bit, if he's only pretending to be Lewis. Maybe try searching 'Percy from Runcorn'

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

Ahh nothing to do with Morse either then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we get #whereislewis trending on Tweeter?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I was going to mention Morse, but won't now

View you are such a prick... and a knob!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I was going to mention Morse, but won't now

View you are such a prick... and a knob!"

I pride myself on that fact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it was pirates.

lol good one, arghhhhhhhhhhh shiver my pants as the captain sais lol."

I thought it was shiver me timbers?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I think this is my favourite thread EVER!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I was going to mention Morse, but won't now

View you are such a prick... and a knob!

I pride myself on that fact

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I think this is my favourite thread EVER!

innit!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I was going to mention Morse, but won't now

Funny enough Morse may well know where he is..

hush hush say no more..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you know the name if his boat, should be a record of last mooring spot.

Maybe he has upped anchor and moved to another area...

Maybe he's swimmin' with bow legged wimin...

Or singing about his bills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We used to chat to a guy called lewis on here. He had a narrowboat moored in runcorn and was a real nice guy. Not heard from him in ages and hes not logged in for months. Anybody know anything. "
not quite sure but "there's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sits here and giggles

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Can we get #whereislewis trending on Tweeter?"

#whereislewisyouprick..

me heartie..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was going to mention Morse, but won't now

-- --- .-. ... .

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By *0JOMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I agree.

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

And you wonder why the Op has gone quiet....

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Can we get #whereislewis trending on Tweeter?

#whereislewisyouprick..

me heartie.."

bwahahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I believe he was last seen painting the name on the boat. The Marie something or other I think it was called.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"And you wonder why the Op has gone quiet....

could be they looked on google and saw that the canal is not in use..?

or they're sharpening their cutlasses etc..

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"I think it was pirates.

Don't they make ransom demands?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I think it was pirates.

Don't they make ransom demands?

I think Somali ones do but I was imagining Blackbeard and shit, they usually just do a spot of murderin.

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By *0JOMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Whatever happened to Portland Bill and his pet Dogger?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is sinking just like the titanic

I'll get my coat

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

This might now be one of my favourite threads of the week. Hence posting so I can keep an eye on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think this is my favourite thread EVER!

I'm with you

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"And you wonder why the Op has gone quiet....

mmmmmmmmmm no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread is sinking just like the titanic

I'll get my coat "

Everyone loves a joke about going down

Taxi.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe he was C S Lewis.

and he has gone to Narnia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And you wonder why the Op has gone quiet....

Because they have no sense of humour? Are rude and abusive?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Oh My God!!!!

Here it comes ! Get ready !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe he was C S Lewis.

and he has gone to Narnia

God only knows what he'll find in the Fab closet

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

He slung his hook!

BOOM !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it was pirates.

Don't they make ransom demands?

I think Somali ones do but I was imagining Blackbeard and shit, they usually just do a spot of murderin."

He's hostage as a cabin boy, they call him Roger.....

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Ignore these pricks OP I hope that you find your friend Lewis!

P.S. Can you ask him if he's looking to buy a parrot?

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

"I was going to mention Morse, but won't now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was going to mention Morse, but won't now

.....------......-----..--.-"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was going to mention Morse, but won't now

.....------......-----..--.-"

Is that a special code??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear this threads All at sea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lewis last logged in 8 months ago.

Funny thread lol.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I was going to mention Morse, but won't now

.....------......-----..--.-

Is that a special code??

it is..

think its translates as Lewis, hoist your spinnaker sharpish..

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

[Removed by poster at 28/07/15 15:30:21]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh dear this threads All at sea

Can you be more Pacific?

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

You could try downloading vessel/finder dot com?

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

"I was going to mention Morse, but won't now

.....------......-----..--.-

Is that a special code??

If you can decipher it let me know what it says

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

do they have riggings on narrow boats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe he's upgraded to a submarine because he liked to be full of sea men...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This might now be one of my favourite threads of the week. Hence posting so I can keep an eye on it.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"Ignore these pricks OP I hope that you find your friend Lewis!

P.S. Can you ask him if he's looking to buy a parrot?

I could find him a cockertwo or a parrot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I miss all the fun threads

I'm way too late on my half witty ripostes to the joyous OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was going to mention Morse, but won't now

Funny enough Morse may well know where he is..

hush hush say no more.."

int morse dead tho...hes a ghoooost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

maybe te pirates made him walk the plank...why oh why did i type that it sounded soo much better in me head

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

[Removed by poster at 28/07/15 15:47:59]

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Maybe somebody misread his love of canal, punting or watersports and scared him off?

Or maybe he had to move when they decided the canal needed a good dredging?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"do they have riggings on narrow boats"

additional extra for quick exits..

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Ignore these pricks OP I hope that you find your friend Lewis!

P.S. Can you ask him if he's looking to buy a parrot?

Norwegian blue..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

maybe the black pig weren't for him with roger the cabin boy and seaman stains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ignore these pricks OP I hope that you find your friend Lewis!

P.S. Can you ask him if he's looking to buy a parrot?

Norwegian blue..?

this parrot is dead it has breathed its last breath ...it is bereft of life .. it is no more

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

So funny you gota love the witless amongst us bless the cotton parrots

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Maybe it was our very own Naughty Pirate, he's not been seen for a while either

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Its popeye you seak isn't it. Think hes taking a break

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

Lewis is currently down a rabbit hole but will return in December with a collection of festive songs. Well we all

a Lewis Carrol at Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone seen Wally?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Is there a new series in the autumn?

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By *aramelMINXWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

"I think you've just "outed" Lewis (who has a narrowboat in Runcorn). Unless, there's hundreds of narrowboat owners moored in Runcorn called Lewis "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there a new series in the autumn?

No, but there will be repeats on ITV3.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He slung his hook!

BOOM !"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a belated F1 thread then?

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Ignore these pricks OP I hope that you find your friend Lewis!

P.S. Can you ask him if he's looking to buy a parrot?

I could find him a cockertwo or a parrot

Oooh, can you find me a cock or two...

... I don't need the parrot

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"Is there a new series in the autumn?

No, but there will be repeats on ITV3."

Of Boyle & Doyle?

Or was that Lewis Collins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it was pirates.

lol good one, arghhhhhhhhhhh shiver my pants as the captain sais lol."

Isn't it shiver me timbers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have not slept as I have been so worried.

LEWIS COME BACK, YOU AREN'T IN ANY TROUBLE WE JUST WANT TO KNOW YOU ARE SAFE

(and you are so going to get laid lots when you are back - if it works I am disappearing for a few months too)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have not slept as I have been so worried.

LEWIS COME BACK, YOU AREN'T IN ANY TROUBLE WE JUST WANT TO KNOW YOU ARE SAFE

(and you are so going to get laid lots when you are back - if it works I am disappearing for a few months too)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never mind Lewis, anybody else got a boat!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never mind Lewis, anybody else got a boat!!! "

Sorry, the best I can do is a kayak canoe......

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

COME IN Lewis, your time is up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"COME IN Lewis, your time is up

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