FabSwingers.com forum: Own up ......

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Whose just spent two minutes rolling up and down the threads till the penny dropped....

I thought I was going mad I tell you. Mad!!!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I hadn't but I just did after reading this!

What am I looking for?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

your not going mad granny others are trying to confuse you

stick with DG and me and your be fine

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By *angerousEyesMan
over a year ago

weston

I'm guilty granny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hadn't but I just did after reading this!

What am I looking for?

I'm confused too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hadn't but I just did after reading this!

What am I looking for?

I'm confused too

Me too. I wonder if Granny is just having a senior moment..............

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Whose just spent two minutes rolling up and down the threads till the penny dropped....

I thought I was going mad I tell you. Mad!!!"

Did you think of something witty to say to a thead you saw earlier too, only to find.....?

(Or technically, 'not find'

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Mr ddc

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

I have - but only as I am too lazy to reply. Stealth mode lazyarsedness activated here.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Whose just spent two minutes rolling up and down the threads till the penny dropped....

I thought I was going mad I tell you. Mad!!!

Did you think of something witty to say to a thead you saw earlier too, only to find.....?

(Or technically, 'not find'

)

Mr ddc"

Yes. Poof !

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"I hadn't but I just did after reading this!

What am I looking for?

I know nothing

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"I hadn't but I just did after reading this!

What am I looking for?

I'm confused too

Me too. I wonder if Granny is just having a senior moment..............

Cheeky Bleeder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it me? Or everyone else?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should I phone the Police?

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Cumbria and Galloway

Yeah, me too - that was weird, like a trip over space-time.

Strangely enough, my reply was something along the lines of:...

"Suddenly, as you stride, you trip over a fold in space-time which I'd cleverly concealed on the paisly pattern shag-pile carpet migraining throughout the lobby and land in my tentacles."

Spookyyyyy...

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Whose just spent two minutes rolling up and down the threads till the penny dropped....

I thought I was going mad I tell you. Mad!!!

Did you think of something witty to say to a thead you saw earlier too, only tuo find.....?

(Or technically, 'not find'

)

Mr ddc

Yes. Poof !"

Me too.

All the time

Maybe we should start an 'orphan thread' just for those comments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK, it's going to be one of those days!! Grannies about!

Run whilst you still have your sanity.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Yeah, me too - that was weird, like a trip over space-time.

Strangely enough, my reply was something along the lines of:...

"Suddenly, as you stride, you trip over a fold in space-time which I'd cleverly concealed on the paisly pattern shag-pile carpet migraining throughout the lobby and land in my tentacles."

Spookyyyyy...

but you meant testicles.

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Cumbria and Galloway

Too late...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guilty as a kid at a rave with a bottle of water

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Cumbria and Galloway

"Yeah, me too - that was weird, like a trip over space-time.

Strangely enough, my reply was something along the lines of:...

"Suddenly, as you stride, you trip over a fold in space-time which I'd cleverly concealed on the paisly pattern shag-pile carpet migraining throughout the lobby and land in my tentacles."

Spookyyyyy...

but you meant testicles."

Those too.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"OK, it's going to be one of those days!! Grannies about!

Run whilst you still have your sanity. "

I'm not about. Im having coffee. Then off to get my car. I love my car. I've missed my car but it's got new tyres... Brummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm .... love it.

Then I shall read, wash, out , natter, booze, troll home, try to read, go to bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah, me too - that was weird, like a trip over space-time.

Strangely enough, my reply was something along the lines of:...

"Suddenly, as you stride, you trip over a fold in space-time which I'd cleverly concealed on the paisly pattern shag-pile carpet migraining throughout the lobby and land in my tentacles."

Spookyyyyy...

but you meant testicles.

Those too.

Yes me too, same thread I guess? Where did it go?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

and wake up for water .....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Yeah, me too - that was weird, like a trip over space-time.

Strangely enough, my reply was something along the lines of:...

"Suddenly, as you stride, you trip over a fold in space-time which I'd cleverly concealed on the paisly pattern shag-pile carpet migraining throughout the lobby and land in my tentacles."

Spookyyyyy...

but you meant testicles.

Those too.

Yes me too, same thread I guess? Where did it go?"

Dunno what you mean

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Ahh well. Least it's not P'n'P

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I really like the orphan thread idea... those responses that have no home just go into a whole thread of randomness!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK, it's going to be one of those days!! Grannies about!

Run whilst you still have your sanity.

I'm not about. Im having coffee. Then off to get my car. I love my car. I've missed my car but it's got new tyres... Brummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm .... love it.

Then I shall read, wash, out , natter, booze, troll home, try to read, go to bed. "

Your away on the lash?! Have fun divvy

I'll pre-warn the revellers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah, me too - that was weird, like a trip over space-time.

Strangely enough, my reply was something along the lines of:...

"Suddenly, as you stride, you trip over a fold in space-time which I'd cleverly concealed on the paisly pattern shag-pile carpet migraining throughout the lobby and land in my tentacles."

Spookyyyyy...

but you meant testicles.

Those too.

Yes me too, same thread I guess? Where did it go?

Dunno what you mean

Sorry replied to wrong comment,it looks like me and _opinov replied to same thread and when I went back to check the response I couldn't find the original post?? X

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"OK, it's going to be one of those days!! Grannies about!

Run whilst you still have your sanity.

I'm not about. Im having coffee. Then off to get my car. I love my car. I've missed my car but it's got new tyres... Brummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm .... love it.

Then I shall read, wash, out , natter, booze, troll home, try to read, go to bed.

Your away on the lash?! Have fun divvy

I'll pre-warn the revellers!

I was out on the lash all yesterday. Trolled home with a steak and kidney puddin' and a bag of books..... I shouldn't be left alone in the big city.

It's a quiet drink this evening with sedate people.

or sedated

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Cumbria and Galloway

"Yeah, me too - that was weird, like a trip over space-time.

Strangely enough, my reply was something along the lines of:...

"Suddenly, as you stride, you trip over a fold in space-time which I'd cleverly concealed on the paisly pattern shag-pile carpet migraining throughout the lobby and land in my tentacles."

Spookyyyyy...

but you meant testicles.

Those too.

Yes me too, same thread I guess? Where did it go?

Dunno what you mean

Sorry replied to wrong comment,it looks like me and _opinov replied to same thread and when I went back to check the response I couldn't find the original post?? X"

Yeah, Bang!... and the dirt was gone!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah, me too - that was weird, like a trip over space-time.

Strangely enough, my reply was something along the lines of:...

"Suddenly, as you stride, you trip over a fold in space-time which I'd cleverly concealed on the paisly pattern shag-pile carpet migraining throughout the lobby and land in my tentacles."

Spookyyyyy...

but you meant testicles.

Those too.

Yes me too, same thread I guess? Where did it go?

Dunno what you mean

Sorry replied to wrong comment,it looks like me and _opinov replied to same thread and when I went back to check the response I couldn't find the original post?? X

Yeah, Bang!... and the dirt was gone!!

Exactly lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hadn't but I just did after reading this!

What am I looking for?

I'm confused too

Me too. I wonder if Granny is just having a senior moment..............

Cheeky Bleeder. "

Those are my middle names. Do you know me??????????

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I like it when Granny gets tiddly, especially when there's a hint she's been playing with a winky. Her posts get all soppy.

Maybe you all had a mass delusion about a thread?

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Cumbria and Galloway

"I like it when Granny gets tiddly, especially when there's a hint she's been playing with a winky. Her posts get all soppy."

A winky?...

"Maybe you all had a mass delusion about a thread?"

I think you'll find it was the fold in space-time I placed on the carpet for everyone to trip over.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I like it when Granny gets tiddly, especially when there's a hint she's been playing with a winky. Her posts get all soppy.

A winky?...

Maybe you all had a mass delusion about a thread?

I think you'll find it was the fold in space-time I placed on the carpet for everyone to trip over.

I wouldn't play tiddly winks on a folded carpet.

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"Whose just spent two minutes rolling up and down the threads till the penny dropped....

I thought I was going mad I tell you. Mad!!!

Did you think of something witty to say to a thead you saw earlier too, only to find.....?

(Or technically, 'not find'

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Mr ddc

Yes. Poof !"

You can't go round calling people poof Granny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we any the wiser yet or is this still a mystery?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Are we any the wiser yet or is this still a mystery?

One just knows these things.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Are we any the wiser yet or is this still a mystery?

I was considering having a little break, until I just discovered that apparently last night didn't really happen at all either.

And no, I haven't been drinking Coca-cola in my conservatory. Or did I imagine that too?

Mr ddc

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

The conservatory folk.

I hear them in the ether.

They say ... a day to spare in our underwear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we any the wiser yet or is this still a mystery?

One just knows these things."

I'm a mere man. Ergo, I know nothing.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we any the wiser yet or is this still a mystery?

I was considering having a little break, until I just discovered that apparently last night didn't really happen at all either.

And no, I haven't been drinking Coca-cola in my conservatory. Or did I imagine that too?

Mr ddc"

You're not helping, really you're not.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Are we any the wiser yet or is this still a mystery?

I was considering having a little break, until I just discovered that apparently last night didn't really happen at all either.

And no, I haven't been drinking Coca-cola in my conservatory. Or did I imagine that too?

Mr ddc

You're not helping, really you're not.

A nod is as good as a wink.........

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Are we any the wiser yet or is this still a mystery?

I was considering having a little break, until I just discovered that apparently last night didn't really happen at all either.

And no, I haven't been drinking Coca-cola in my conservatory. Or did I imagine that too?

Mr ddc

You're not helping, really you're not.

A nod is as good as a wink......... "

To a blind man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we any the wiser yet or is this still a mystery?

I was considering having a little break, until I just discovered that apparently last night didn't really happen at all either.

And no, I haven't been drinking Coca-cola in my conservatory. Or did I imagine that too?

Mr ddc

You're not helping, really you're not.

A nod is as good as a wink.........

To a blind man."

Fumbles around.... Who said that!!!!!

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Sometimes I don't think you ladies realise just how much work it is to saddle up our horses, polish our armour and come riding on in here. Obviously I'll happily go and ask them, but I strongly suspect this might be one of those times the knights just go "Ni"

(Sorry Markoh, but I'm quite liking this 'orphan thread' idea...)

PS ^^^ Nice tits, Lickety, now where do you want this blind?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Are we any the wiser yet or is this still a mystery?

I was considering having a little break, until I just discovered that apparently last night didn't really happen at all either.

And no, I haven't been drinking Coca-cola in my conservatory. Or did I imagine that too?

Mr ddc

You're not helping, really you're not.

A nod is as good as a wink.........

To a blind man."

It was a blind horse.... nods as good as a wink to a blind horse

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

To a blind man.

It was a blind horse.... nods as good as a wink to a blind horse"

Wtf? You can't expect a horse to put up blinds, granny.

No wonder it took so long to get your curtains sorted...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To a blind man.

It was a blind horse.... nods as good as a wink to a blind horse

Wtf? You can't expect a horse to put up blinds, granny.

No wonder it took so long to get your curtains sorted...

Knights go Ni.

Horses go neigh.

Now, pull yourself together.

Curtains, pull yourself together. I say curtains, pull yourself together.

Get it? Curtains. Together.

I'm wasted here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we any the wiser yet or is this still a mystery?

I was considering having a little break, until I just discovered that apparently last night didn't really happen at all either.

And no, I haven't been drinking Coca-cola in my conservatory. Or did I imagine that too?

Mr ddc

You're not helping, really you're not.

A nod is as good as a wink......... "

But a wank is better than a wink

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