FabSwingers.com forum: The poking Ryan with a pointy stick thread

By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Because I feel like it

*poke*

Roll Up! Roll Up! Poke Ryan with a pointy stick. Only a pound for three goes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I get the pounds?

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Do I get the pounds?"

I'll split the proceeds with you. I need new clogs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do I get the pounds?

I'll split the proceeds with you. I need new clogs."

You have one pound then. You'll get at least 6 pairs for that. I'll take the rest down to Maccys to settle my account

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Do I get the pounds?

I'll split the proceeds with you. I need new clogs.

You have one pound then. You'll get at least 6 pairs for that. I'll take the rest down to Maccys to settle my account

Oi. It was my idea and I'm providing the stick.

A 60-40 split, in my favour, and that's my best offer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes but at this rate we ain't even getting 20p

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

As an ex stalker of Ryan, I'm quite tempted to take you up on your offer VV

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As an ex stalker of Ryan, I'm quite tempted to take you up on your offer VV

Put ya pound where your mouth is

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"As an ex stalker of Ryan, I'm quite tempted to take you up on your offer VV

Put ya pound where your mouth is

Are you doing a bogof offer

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Yes but at this rate we ain't even getting 20p

It's not my fault if you aren't very pokeable.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

As much as i think ryans a top bloke im just not that kinda biker but I'll gladly poke tease.

Oh that reminds me. ryan has she told you about her love of water sports. If not I'll leave her to explain that 1. needles to say im making good my get away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As an ex stalker of Ryan, I'm quite tempted to take you up on your offer VV

Put ya pound where your mouth is

Are you doing a bogof offer

Yes for two pounds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As much as i think ryans a top bloke im just not that kinda biker but I'll gladly poke tease.

Oh that reminds me. ryan has she told you about her love of water sports. If not I'll leave her to explain that 1. needles to say im making good my get away.

I'm always wearing my orange speedos

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Because I'm bored.

Where is the hamburgling miscreant anyway?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Because I'm bored.

Where is the hamburgling miscreant anyway?"

He's not under my stairs.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Because I'm bored.

Where is the hamburgling miscreant anyway?

He's not under my stairs.

Are you sure?

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

How about you like Ryan with a stick while I like tease.......here's my fiver!

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"How about you like Ryan with a stick while I like tease.......here's my fiver!

Poke.....not like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I'm bored.

Where is the hamburgling miscreant anyway?

He's under my stairs.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Can I have two squids worth of pointy stick action please!

Hiya Ryan (poke poke) (poke poke poke) how's tricks?

(poke)

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"Because I'm bored.

Where is the hamburgling miscreant anyway?

He's not under my stairs.

"We didn't burn him, officer"....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How sharp is this stick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's such a lightweight that he needed an early night so all your pokes have gone to waste

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"How sharp is this stick?"

Getting blunter with every poke.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"He's such a lightweight that he needed an early night so all your pokes have gone to waste

Did you drink him under the table again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's such a lightweight that he needed an early night so all your pokes have gone to waste

Did you drink him under the table again?"

Noooo, I played no part in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How sharp is this stick?

Getting blunter with every poke."

Pity.

*slips fifty pound note back in his pocket*

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