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Nocturnal roll call.pt2.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Whoop there it is.

SUZZZZYYYYY!!!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

so mondays moon dawns and its another nocturnal roll call..

the entering topics of conversation were colouring books arriving, harry potter and the summer weather

conversation turned to typing words per minute and then CAKE

yes victoria and carrot are in the building..and we all gather round nattering so hard i can hardly keep up

my typing failures came up

dans planning mischief

i had one or two very considerate offers to assist my evening mood

the chats and my distractions continue....

lemon drizzlecake was eaten..wheres mine..

i was told theat sitting down was not an adaquate position..i am awaiting instructions..

some insomniac records are being broken and i wonder if soothing music should be played in the background this evening...

there is a harry potter edition of trivial persuit..?? learn something new every day...

the benefits of retail therapy were raised and the joy of pretzels too...ahem...,

and an addiction to trainers...and the educational value of 'lego'

then i heard about a fetish dugeon edition and my jaw dropped...

moving on, we have people on holiday in wales, those having to endure people arguing for four hours in buildings beneath them...dont they think that after 1 hour if they werent going to agree the other 3 hours, might be a waste of breath and energy??

while the wind continues to howl at least through north wales, the relentless lurking, perving and restless souls wander in..we move swiftly, to part 2...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still knackered!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So talented suzy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Still knackered! "

Good evening Rachel

Bloody thread closed before I could reply Sounds like you've been very busy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The half moon made it to part 2

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"so mondays moon dawns and its another nocturnal roll call..

the entering topics of conversation were colouring books arriving, harry potter and the summer weather

conversation turned to typing words per minute and then CAKE

yes victoria and carrot are in the building..and we all gather round nattering so hard i can hardly keep up

my typing failures came up

dans planning mischief

i had one or two very considerate offers to assist my evening mood

the chats and my distractions continue....

lemon drizzlecake was eaten..wheres mine..

i was told theat sitting down was not an adaquate position..i am awaiting instructions..

some insomniac records are being broken and i wonder if soothing music should be played in the background this evening...

there is a harry potter edition of trivial persuit..?? learn something new every day...

the benefits of retail therapy were raised and the joy of pretzels too...ahem...,

and an addiction to trainers...and the educational value of 'lego'

then i heard about a fetish dugeon edition and my jaw dropped...

moving on, we have people on holiday in wales, those having to endure people arguing for four hours in buildings beneath them...dont they think that after 1 hour if they werent going to agree the other 3 hours, might be a waste of breath and energy??

while the wind continues to howl at least through north wales, the relentless lurking, perving and restless souls wander in..we move swiftly, to part 2..."

Sums it up perfectly

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Fantastic suzy as always xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The half moon made it to part 2"

Oi oi

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good evening to the J to the I to the M foshizzle ma bizzle to the big J dizzle

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"So talented suzy! "

Im giving a job for life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still knackered!

Good evening Rachel

Bloody thread closed before I could reply Sounds like you've been very busy."

I have four weeks to convert a double garage into a home for my dad. Spare time and weekends only and only enough money for materials.

Yep. Busy!

Hand dug the drains, building control is in tomorrow.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Evening mr fox

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Yo jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening mr fox"

Evening blade

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

And yet anther hi to rach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So talented suzy!

Im giving a job for life "

Defunately x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bid you all goodnight. Need to be up and at the builders merchant early.

Mwaaahhh xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok night night you sexy lot im off to bo bies

....

Not boobies dirty bo bees lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks Fire blade xxx

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"So talented suzy!

Im giving a job for life

Defunately x"

Office based obviously

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Still knackered!

Good evening Rachel

Bloody thread closed before I could reply Sounds like you've been very busy.

I have four weeks to convert a double garage into a home for my dad. Spare time and weekends only and only enough money for materials.

Yep. Busy!

Hand dug the drains, building control is in tomorrow.

"

someone ring DIY SOS for these people..or oprah, or pimp my crib..or something...i wish i was a tradesperson id be there to help xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Still knackered!

Good evening Rachel

Bloody thread closed before I could reply Sounds like you've been very busy.

I have four weeks to convert a double garage into a home for my dad. Spare time and weekends only and only enough money for materials.

Yep. Busy!

Hand dug the drains, building control is in tomorrow.

"

Sounds like you have your work cut out now wonder you're knackered. Hope you get it done in time

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Ok night night you sexy lot im off to bo bies

....

Not boobies dirty bo bees lol x"

night hunni xx

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Ok night night you sexy lot im off to bo bies

....

Not boobies dirty bo bees lol x"

But we like boobies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So talented suzy!

Im giving a job for life

Defunately x"

Her skills pay the bills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you lovely people xxx

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Hi dd

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm here x"

Good evening Mr.DD

You working or lurking tonight?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"The half moon made it to part 2"

such a glorious one it is too ..x

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

thanks all...brb..tea break x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I bid you all goodnight. Need to be up and at the builders merchant early.

Mwaaahhh xxxxx"

Nighty night filthy dreams

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok night night you sexy lot im off to bo bies

....

Not boobies dirty bo bees lol x"

Nighty night filthy dreams x x

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"thanks all...brb..tea break x"

You het tea break

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The half moon made it to part 2

such a glorious one it is too ..x"

Thanks, want a squeeze?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Argument seems to have subsided for now. Think the guy over the hall has had words

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"The half moon made it to part 2

such a glorious one it is too ..x

Thanks, want a squeeze? "

i dont think i should say what id do to it tonight

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Argument seems to have subsided for now. Think the guy over the hall has had words "

maybe they turned it into pumpkins..or they read my summary and thought it made sense..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The half moon made it to part 2

such a glorious one it is too ..x

Thanks, want a squeeze?

i dont think i should say what id do to it tonight "

Aww now where's the fun in that?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"thanks all...brb..tea break x

You het tea break "

no i 'take' tea breaks..theres a difference...hehehe

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"The half moon made it to part 2

such a glorious one it is too ..x

Thanks, want a squeeze?

i dont think i should say what id do to it tonight

Aww now where's the fun in that? "

ok at the moment id bend you over oil it up, and smack it...

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"thanks all...brb..tea break x

You het tea break

no i 'take' tea breaks..theres a difference...hehehe "

Im head hunting so id include jammie dodgers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The half moon made it to part 2

such a glorious one it is too ..x

Thanks, want a squeeze?

i dont think i should say what id do to it tonight

Aww now where's the fun in that?

ok at the moment id bend you over oil it up, and smack it... "

Bent over and waiting lol

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"So talented suzy!

Im giving a job for life

Defunately x

Office based obviously "

have i missed some merger here...??? hmm conspiring are we..and why oh why would you want me 'office based'?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"The half moon made it to part 2

such a glorious one it is too ..x

Thanks, want a squeeze?

i dont think i should say what id do to it tonight

Aww now where's the fun in that?

ok at the moment id bend you over oil it up, and smack it... "

Awch

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"The half moon made it to part 2

such a glorious one it is too ..x

Thanks, want a squeeze?

i dont think i should say what id do to it tonight

Aww now where's the fun in that?

ok at the moment id bend you over oil it up, and smack it...

Bent over and waiting lol"

wheres the damn teleporter?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"So talented suzy!

Im giving a job for life

Defunately x

Office based obviously

have i missed some merger here...??? hmm conspiring are we..and why oh why would you want me 'office based'? "

Well obviously your unfirm may course some disruption otherwise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The half moon made it to part 2

such a glorious one it is too ..x

Thanks, want a squeeze?

i dont think i should say what id do to it tonight

Aww now where's the fun in that?

ok at the moment id bend you over oil it up, and smack it...

Bent over and waiting lol

wheres the damn teleporter?"

Just be gentle. After 4 hours of tennis I'm damaged

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Argument seems to have subsided for now. Think the guy over the hall has had words "

Not a dancing then

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"So talented suzy!

Im giving a job for life

Defunately x

Office based obviously

have i missed some merger here...??? hmm conspiring are we..and why oh why would you want me 'office based'?

Well obviously your unfirm may course some disruption otherwise "

and there i was thinking you wanted to tie me to a desk (job)

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Suzy think you may have missed my jammie dodger take over bid. Sorry dan but business is business nothing personal i just like the finer things in life

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"The half moon made it to part 2

such a glorious one it is too ..x

Thanks, want a squeeze?

i dont think i should say what id do to it tonight

Aww now where's the fun in that?

ok at the moment id bend you over oil it up, and smack it...

Bent over and waiting lol

wheres the damn teleporter?

Just be gentle. After 4 hours of tennis I'm damaged "

ahh now come the conditions...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The half moon made it to part 2

such a glorious one it is too ..x

Thanks, want a squeeze?

i dont think i should say what id do to it tonight

Aww now where's the fun in that?

ok at the moment id bend you over oil it up, and smack it...

Bent over and waiting lol

wheres the damn teleporter?

Just be gentle. After 4 hours of tennis I'm damaged

ahh now come the conditions... "

Ok forget it, do your worst

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"So talented suzy!

Im giving a job for life

Defunately x

Office based obviously

have i missed some merger here...??? hmm conspiring are we..and why oh why would you want me 'office based'?

Well obviously your unfirm may course some disruption otherwise

and there i was thinking you wanted to tie me to a desk (job)

"

Its all in the contract my sweet. Its all quite stander so heres a pen just sighn it and your all mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So talented suzy!

Im giving a job for life

Defunately x

Office based obviously

have i missed some merger here...??? hmm conspiring are we..and why oh why would you want me 'office based'?

Well obviously your unfirm may course some disruption otherwise

and there i was thinking you wanted to tie me to a desk (job)

Its all in the contract my sweet. Its all quite stander so heres a pen just sighn it and your all mine "

I've been gazumped

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"So talented suzy!

Im giving a job for life

Defunately x

Office based obviously

have i missed some merger here...??? hmm conspiring are we..and why oh why would you want me 'office based'?

Well obviously your unfirm may course some disruption otherwise

and there i was thinking you wanted to tie me to a desk (job)

Its all in the contract my sweet. Its all quite stander so heres a pen just sighn it and your all mine

I've been gazumped "

you'll be lucky

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Suzy think you may have missed my jammie dodger take over bid. Sorry dan but business is business nothing personal i just like the finer things in life "

I see your Jammie dodgers and I raise you Fox's Viennese biskwits

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"So talented suzy!

Im giving a job for life

Defunately x

Office based obviously

have i missed some merger here...??? hmm conspiring are we..and why oh why would you want me 'office based'?

Well obviously your unfirm may course some disruption otherwise

and there i was thinking you wanted to tie me to a desk (job)

Its all in the contract my sweet. Its all quite stander so heres a pen just sighn it and your all mine "

i cant read or write..its in chinese...made in taiwan...do you give all your women these contracts to sign?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"The half moon made it to part 2

such a glorious one it is too ..x

Thanks, want a squeeze?

i dont think i should say what id do to it tonight

Aww now where's the fun in that?

ok at the moment id bend you over oil it up, and smack it...

Bent over and waiting lol

wheres the damn teleporter?

Just be gentle. After 4 hours of tennis I'm damaged

ahh now come the conditions...

Ok forget it, do your worst "

im an affectionate soul really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Suzy think you may have missed my jammie dodger take over bid. Sorry dan but business is business nothing personal i just like the finer things in life

I see your Jammie dodgers and I raise you Fox's Viennese biskwits "

They're mine!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"So talented suzy!

Im giving a job for life

Defunately x

Office based obviously

have i missed some merger here...??? hmm conspiring are we..and why oh why would you want me 'office based'?

Well obviously your unfirm may course some disruption otherwise

and there i was thinking you wanted to tie me to a desk (job)

Its all in the contract my sweet. Its all quite stander so heres a pen just sighn it and your all mine

i cant read or write..its in chinese...made in taiwan...do you give all your women these contracts to sign? "

Hush dear just sighn it its a 1s in a life time offer. And i rise dan 2 fingers of a kit kat now hurry uts a good deal quickly now quickly

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"So talented suzy!

Im giving a job for life

Defunately x

Office based obviously

have i missed some merger here...??? hmm conspiring are we..and why oh why would you want me 'office based'?

Well obviously your unfirm may course some disruption otherwise

and there i was thinking you wanted to tie me to a desk (job)

Its all in the contract my sweet. Its all quite stander so heres a pen just sighn it and your all mine

i cant read or write..its in chinese...made in taiwan...do you give all your women these contracts to sign?

Hush dear just sighn it its a 1s in a life time offer. And i rise dan 2 fingers of a kit kat now hurry uts a good deal quickly now quickly"

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Argument seems to have subsided for now. Think the guy over the hall has had words

Not a dancing then "

Sod that for a game of soldiers, I usually put on some AC/DC turned up to number 11

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

im a unicorn..you cant make me..im an elusive breed,, think of all those poor souls searching for one ...youd be breaking their dreams into smithereens

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Argument seems to have subsided for now. Think the guy over the hall has had words

Not a dancing then

Sod that for a game of soldiers, I usually put on some AC/DC turned up to number 11 "

love it!!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"So talented suzy!

Im giving a job for life

Defunately x

Office based obviously

have i missed some merger here...??? hmm conspiring are we..and why oh why would you want me 'office based'?

Well obviously your unfirm may course some disruption otherwise

and there i was thinking you wanted to tie me to a desk (job)

Its all in the contract my sweet. Its all quite stander so heres a pen just sighn it and your all mine

i cant read or write..its in chinese...made in taiwan...do you give all your women these contracts to sign?

Hush dear just sighn it its a 1s in a life time offer. And i rise dan 2 fingers of a kit kat now hurry uts a good deal quickly now quickly

"

I het the feeling you may not trust me. I just can't understand it. I think i maybe in shock

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country


"Argument seems to have subsided for now. Think the guy over the hall has had words

Not a dancing then

Sod that for a game of soldiers, I usually put on some AC/DC turned up to number 11 "

Now you f@#king talking. 11 all the bloody way

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"So talented suzy!

Im giving a job for life

Defunately x

Office based obviously

have i missed some merger here...??? hmm conspiring are we..and why oh why would you want me 'office based'?

Well obviously your unfirm may course some disruption otherwise

and there i was thinking you wanted to tie me to a desk (job)

Its all in the contract my sweet. Its all quite stander so heres a pen just sighn it and your all mine

i cant read or write..its in chinese...made in taiwan...do you give all your women these contracts to sign?

Hush dear just sighn it its a 1s in a life time offer. And i rise dan 2 fingers of a kit kat now hurry uts a good deal quickly now quickly

I het the feeling you may not trust me. I just can't understand it. I think i maybe in shock "

that shock is the lightning kings come to hunt down the man that kidnaps another of his unicorns

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"im a unicorn..you cant make me..im an elusive breed,, think of all those poor souls searching for one ...youd be breaking their dreams into smithereens "

Ok well what if i throw in a company bmx

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

I forgot how short the first Harry Potter book is.. I started reading 5 minutes before the first thread and I'm almost half wag through :-/ good thing I've got all the others on my lovely unorganised bookcase

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Suzy think you may have missed my jammie dodger take over bid. Sorry dan but business is business nothing personal i just like the finer things in life

I see your Jammie dodgers and I raise you Fox's Viennese biskwits

They're mine!"

you nicked my biscuits?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"So talented suzy!

Im giving a job for life

Defunately x

Office based obviously

have i missed some merger here...??? hmm conspiring are we..and why oh why would you want me 'office based'?

Well obviously your unfirm may course some disruption otherwise

and there i was thinking you wanted to tie me to a desk (job)

Its all in the contract my sweet. Its all quite stander so heres a pen just sighn it and your all mine

i cant read or write..its in chinese...made in taiwan...do you give all your women these contracts to sign?

Hush dear just sighn it its a 1s in a life time offer. And i rise dan 2 fingers of a kit kat now hurry uts a good deal quickly now quickly

I het the feeling you may not trust me. I just can't understand it. I think i maybe in shock

that shock is the lightning kings come to hunt down the man that kidnaps another of his unicorns "

Walks away lightning bolt stuck firmly up arse. Awch awch awch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Suzy think you may have missed my jammie dodger take over bid. Sorry dan but business is business nothing personal i just like the finer things in life

I see your Jammie dodgers and I raise you Fox's Viennese biskwits

They're mine!

you nicked my biscuits? "

Yes you'll have to come get them if you want them back

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I forgot how short the first Harry Potter book is.. I started reading 5 minutes before the first thread and I'm almost half wag through :-/ good thing I've got all the others on my lovely unorganised bookcase "

is that the abridged version ive only read the really big thick ones..the last four..did she do long ones for the first three or so?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I forgot how short the first Harry Potter book is.. I started reading 5 minutes before the first thread and I'm almost half wag through :-/ good thing I've got all the others on my lovely unorganised bookcase "

Mag my dear fancy a job

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"I forgot how short the first Harry Potter book is.. I started reading 5 minutes before the first thread and I'm almost half wag through :-/ good thing I've got all the others on my lovely unorganised bookcase

is that the abridged version ive only read the really big thick ones..the last four..did she do long ones for the first three or so?"

I wasn't aware there was an abridged version xD I've just googled the page count and it's only coming up with one number so I'm assuming there's only one version (although I know there's different covers)... I think it's just a short book.. They get longer as they go along lol

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"I forgot how short the first Harry Potter book is.. I started reading 5 minutes before the first thread and I'm almost half wag through :-/ good thing I've got all the others on my lovely unorganised bookcase

Mag my dear fancy a job "

Depends... What is it? And do I get to keep my clothes on?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I forgot how short the first Harry Potter book is.. I started reading 5 minutes before the first thread and I'm almost half wag through :-/ good thing I've got all the others on my lovely unorganised bookcase

is that the abridged version ive only read the really big thick ones..the last four..did she do long ones for the first three or so?

I wasn't aware there was an abridged version xD I've just googled the page count and it's only coming up with one number so I'm assuming there's only one version (although I know there's different covers)... I think it's just a short book.. They get longer as they go along lol "

ahhh thanks i wondered

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

ok does anyone know how people men can message you when you have all your filters on, can people hack the system somehow???

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

Ok im retiring. Enjoy the cake. Talk of books haary Potter trivia pursuit and all things relevant.

Tchuss und Guten Morgen

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I forgot how short the first Harry Potter book is.. I started reading 5 minutes before the first thread and I'm almost half wag through :-/ good thing I've got all the others on my lovely unorganised bookcase

Mag my dear fancy a job

Depends... What is it? And do I get to keep my clothes on?"

Its all because that suzy 1 doesn't trust poor bladey. I need a secretary and yes cloths mostly stay on in fact a uniform is provided

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok does anyone know how people men can message you when you have all your filters on, can people hack the system somehow???"

Sorry I'll stop

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Ok im retiring. Enjoy the cake. Talk of books haary Potter trivia pursuit and all things relevant.

Tchuss und Guten Morgen "

night honey thanks for the cake xx

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Ok im retiring. Enjoy the cake. Talk of books haary Potter trivia pursuit and all things relevant.

Tchuss und Guten Morgen "

Where did you come from.... hi and bye i suppose xx

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"I forgot how short the first Harry Potter book is.. I started reading 5 minutes before the first thread and I'm almost half wag through :-/ good thing I've got all the others on my lovely unorganised bookcase

Mag my dear fancy a job

Depends... What is it? And do I get to keep my clothes on?

Its all because that suzy 1 doesn't trust poor bladey. I need a secretary and yes cloths mostly stay on in fact a uniform is provided "

I don't have quite the summary skills as Suzy... But I can type and answer a phone and I look pretty good with my hair in a bun and glasses on.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"ok does anyone know how people men can message you when you have all your filters on, can people hack the system somehow???"

If you've messaged them before, or if they've messaged you before (prior to you putting the filters on - I think), or if they're on your friends list or if you have winked at them then they can message you

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over a year ago


"Ok im retiring. Enjoy the cake. Talk of books haary Potter trivia pursuit and all things relevant.

Tchuss und Guten Morgen "

Nighty night filthy dreams x

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"ok does anyone know how people men can message you when you have all your filters on, can people hack the system somehow???

If you've messaged them before, or if they've messaged you before (prior to you putting the filters on - I think), or if they're on your friends list or if you have winked at them then they can message you "

nope, not that i can remember, not a friend and i dont do winks...

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"ok does anyone know how people men can message you when you have all your filters on, can people hack the system somehow???

If you've messaged them before, or if they've messaged you before (prior to you putting the filters on - I think), or if they're on your friends list or if you have winked at them then they can message you

nope, not that i can remember, not a friend and i dont do winks... "

I'm not sure then, sorry! The block button works well for me

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"ok does anyone know how people men can message you when you have all your filters on, can people hack the system somehow???

If you've messaged them before, or if they've messaged you before (prior to you putting the filters on - I think), or if they're on your friends list or if you have winked at them then they can message you

nope, not that i can remember, not a friend and i dont do winks...

I'm not sure then, sorry! The block button works well for me "

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I forgot how short the first Harry Potter book is.. I started reading 5 minutes before the first thread and I'm almost half wag through :-/ good thing I've got all the others on my lovely unorganised bookcase

Mag my dear fancy a job

Depends... What is it? And do I get to keep my clothes on?

Its all because that suzy 1 doesn't trust poor bladey. I need a secretary and yes cloths mostly stay on in fact a uniform is provided

I don't have quite the summary skills as Suzy... But I can type and answer a phone and I look pretty good with my hair in a bun and glasses on. "

Hmmm tampting offer can you look over the top of your glasses

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"I forgot how short the first Harry Potter book is.. I started reading 5 minutes before the first thread and I'm almost half wag through :-/ good thing I've got all the others on my lovely unorganised bookcase

Mag my dear fancy a job

Depends... What is it? And do I get to keep my clothes on?

Its all because that suzy 1 doesn't trust poor bladey. I need a secretary and yes cloths mostly stay on in fact a uniform is provided

I don't have quite the summary skills as Suzy... But I can type and answer a phone and I look pretty good with my hair in a bun and glasses on.

Hmmm tampting offer can you look over the top of your glasses "

Dirty perv

What's the uniform? Can't wait to hear this

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I forgot how short the first Harry Potter book is.. I started reading 5 minutes before the first thread and I'm almost half wag through :-/ good thing I've got all the others on my lovely unorganised bookcase

Mag my dear fancy a job

Depends... What is it? And do I get to keep my clothes on?

Its all because that suzy 1 doesn't trust poor bladey. I need a secretary and yes cloths mostly stay on in fact a uniform is provided

I don't have quite the summary skills as Suzy... But I can type and answer a phone and I look pretty good with my hair in a bun and glasses on.

Hmmm tampting offer can you look over the top of your glasses

Dirty perv

What's the uniform? Can't wait to hear this "

Not a fucking lot

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I forgot how short the first Harry Potter book is.. I started reading 5 minutes before the first thread and I'm almost half wag through :-/ good thing I've got all the others on my lovely unorganised bookcase

Mag my dear fancy a job

Depends... What is it? And do I get to keep my clothes on?

Its all because that suzy 1 doesn't trust poor bladey. I need a secretary and yes cloths mostly stay on in fact a uniform is provided

I don't have quite the summary skills as Suzy... But I can type and answer a phone and I look pretty good with my hair in a bun and glasses on.

Hmmm tampting offer can you look over the top of your glasses

Dirty perv

What's the uniform? Can't wait to hear this

Not a fucking lot "

no preferences at all?...hehehe fibber x

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I forgot how short the first Harry Potter book is.. I started reading 5 minutes before the first thread and I'm almost half wag through :-/ good thing I've got all the others on my lovely unorganised bookcase

Mag my dear fancy a job

Depends... What is it? And do I get to keep my clothes on?

Its all because that suzy 1 doesn't trust poor bladey. I need a secretary and yes cloths mostly stay on in fact a uniform is provided

I don't have quite the summary skills as Suzy... But I can type and answer a phone and I look pretty good with my hair in a bun and glasses on.

Hmmm tampting offer can you look over the top of your glasses

Dirty perv

What's the uniform? Can't wait to hear this

Not a fucking lot

no preferences at all?...hehehe fibber x "

Shhhhhh ya grass

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"I forgot how short the first Harry Potter book is.. I started reading 5 minutes before the first thread and I'm almost half wag through :-/ good thing I've got all the others on my lovely unorganised bookcase

Mag my dear fancy a job

Depends... What is it? And do I get to keep my clothes on?

Its all because that suzy 1 doesn't trust poor bladey. I need a secretary and yes cloths mostly stay on in fact a uniform is provided

I don't have quite the summary skills as Suzy... But I can type and answer a phone and I look pretty good with my hair in a bun and glasses on.

Hmmm tampting offer can you look over the top of your glasses

Dirty perv

What's the uniform? Can't wait to hear this

Not a fucking lot "

I repeat... Dirty perv

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I forgot how short the first Harry Potter book is.. I started reading 5 minutes before the first thread and I'm almost half wag through :-/ good thing I've got all the others on my lovely unorganised bookcase

Mag my dear fancy a job

Depends... What is it? And do I get to keep my clothes on?

Its all because that suzy 1 doesn't trust poor bladey. I need a secretary and yes cloths mostly stay on in fact a uniform is provided

I don't have quite the summary skills as Suzy... But I can type and answer a phone and I look pretty good with my hair in a bun and glasses on.

Hmmm tampting offer can you look over the top of your glasses

Dirty perv

What's the uniform? Can't wait to hear this

Not a fucking lot

I repeat... Dirty perv "

And proud to be so

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"I forgot how short the first Harry Potter book is.. I started reading 5 minutes before the first thread and I'm almost half wag through :-/ good thing I've got all the others on my lovely unorganised bookcase

Mag my dear fancy a job

Depends... What is it? And do I get to keep my clothes on?

Its all because that suzy 1 doesn't trust poor bladey. I need a secretary and yes cloths mostly stay on in fact a uniform is provided

I don't have quite the summary skills as Suzy... But I can type and answer a phone and I look pretty good with my hair in a bun and glasses on.

Hmmm tampting offer can you look over the top of your glasses

Dirty perv

What's the uniform? Can't wait to hear this

Not a fucking lot

I repeat... Dirty perv

And proud to be so "

Nah, you like me too much to risk your eyes with my lack of clothing

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

im not going to make it to part 3.. so heres my last summary of the night..have a very good night all of you and take very good care of yourselves xx

during part two,,we find the half arsed...(couldnt resist) and those converting garages into extensions for thier elders..what an amazing deat in such a short time..all respect xx

several wander off to dream land

and i try to be polite in responses to people asking me what i want to do to their bottoms this evening...

the need for a teleporter becomes increasingly evident in this mad world of everything but a teleporter....youd think theyd have got it sussed by now huh?

a merger is on the cards or a take over (not a bent over) bid..geez im all feduddled tonight...

unrest continues as i struggle for my freedom to remain unattached to bums desks and the odd jammie dodger..

AC/DC is up to the max at aces place, pay back time for those gits that he had to listen to for four long hours....torture them

the unicorn kinga are angry and strike at those who try to kidnap unicorns with fake contracts written in chinese and made in taiwan...someone stle my buscuits and is holding them for ransom...what a night..

harry potter books are being read as quick as a flash ..dont you just hate it when the story is over??? apparently the books get longer as the series goes on...

talk was had of if people can hack the message filter system here on fab...it was quickly resolved by the solution of just use of the block button

uniform preferences were mentioned but nothing definate confirmed ...and i choked on my ovaltine and buscuits at tea break...

good night sweet dreams signing off

s xx

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I forgot how short the first Harry Potter book is.. I started reading 5 minutes before the first thread and I'm almost half wag through :-/ good thing I've got all the others on my lovely unorganised bookcase

Mag my dear fancy a job

Depends... What is it? And do I get to keep my clothes on?

Its all because that suzy 1 doesn't trust poor bladey. I need a secretary and yes cloths mostly stay on in fact a uniform is provided

I don't have quite the summary skills as Suzy... But I can type and answer a phone and I look pretty good with my hair in a bun and glasses on.

Hmmm tampting offer can you look over the top of your glasses

Dirty perv

What's the uniform? Can't wait to hear this

Not a fucking lot

I repeat... Dirty perv

And proud to be so

Nah, you like me too much to risk your eyes with my lack of clothing "

True

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Goodnight Suzy

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"I forgot how short the first Harry Potter book is.. I started reading 5 minutes before the first thread and I'm almost half wag through :-/ good thing I've got all the others on my lovely unorganised bookcase

Mag my dear fancy a job

Depends... What is it? And do I get to keep my clothes on?

Its all because that suzy 1 doesn't trust poor bladey. I need a secretary and yes cloths mostly stay on in fact a uniform is provided

I don't have quite the summary skills as Suzy... But I can type and answer a phone and I look pretty good with my hair in a bun and glasses on.

Hmmm tampting offer can you look over the top of your glasses

Dirty perv

What's the uniform? Can't wait to hear this

Not a fucking lot

I repeat... Dirty perv

And proud to be so

Nah, you like me too much to risk your eyes with my lack of clothing

True "

So clothes on! What's the pay like?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"im not going to make it to part 3.. so heres my last summary of the night..have a very good night all of you and take very good care of yourselves xx

during part two,,we find the half arsed...(couldnt resist) and those converting garages into extensions for thier elders..what an amazing deat in such a short time..all respect xx

several wander off to dream land

and i try to be polite in responses to people asking me what i want to do to their bottoms this evening...

the need for a teleporter becomes increasingly evident in this mad world of everything but a teleporter....youd think theyd have got it sussed by now huh?

a merger is on the cards or a take over (not a bent over) bid..geez im all feduddled tonight...

unrest continues as i struggle for my freedom to remain unattached to bums desks and the odd jammie dodger..

AC/DC is up to the max at aces place, pay back time for those gits that he had to listen to for four long hours....torture them

the unicorn kinga are angry and strike at those who try to kidnap unicorns with fake contracts written in chinese and made in taiwan...someone stle my buscuits and is holding them for ransom...what a night..

harry potter books are being read as quick as a flash ..dont you just hate it when the story is over??? apparently the books get longer as the series goes on...

talk was had of if people can hack the message filter system here on fab...it was quickly resolved by the solution of just use of the block button

uniform preferences were mentioned but nothing definate confirmed ...and i choked on my ovaltine and buscuits at tea break...

good night sweet dreams signing off

s xx"

Again fantastic but my contract was sound at least for me

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

I think my life is about to end. I just heard a chainsaw!!!

Although, it could be a wand.. They're just as loud :-/

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I forgot how short the first Harry Potter book is.. I started reading 5 minutes before the first thread and I'm almost half wag through :-/ good thing I've got all the others on my lovely unorganised bookcase

Mag my dear fancy a job

Depends... What is it? And do I get to keep my clothes on?

Its all because that suzy 1 doesn't trust poor bladey. I need a secretary and yes cloths mostly stay on in fact a uniform is provided

I don't have quite the summary skills as Suzy... But I can type and answer a phone and I look pretty good with my hair in a bun and glasses on.

Hmmm tampting offer can you look over the top of your glasses

Dirty perv

What's the uniform? Can't wait to hear this

Not a fucking lot

I repeat... Dirty perv

And proud to be so

Nah, you like me too much to risk your eyes with my lack of clothing

True

So clothes on! What's the pay like? "

2 jammie doggers 2 fingers of a kitkat and as a bonus a company bmx

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By *ames6ft5Man
over a year ago

North London / Herts

Hey all. I'm in, but probably out and to sleep just as quickly.

Just got on top of some messages! Lucky ladies.

Night night..

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"I forgot how short the first Harry Potter book is.. I started reading 5 minutes before the first thread and I'm almost half wag through :-/ good thing I've got all the others on my lovely unorganised bookcase

Mag my dear fancy a job

Depends... What is it? And do I get to keep my clothes on?

Its all because that suzy 1 doesn't trust poor bladey. I need a secretary and yes cloths mostly stay on in fact a uniform is provided

I don't have quite the summary skills as Suzy... But I can type and answer a phone and I look pretty good with my hair in a bun and glasses on.

Hmmm tampting offer can you look over the top of your glasses

Dirty perv

What's the uniform? Can't wait to hear this

Not a fucking lot

I repeat... Dirty perv

And proud to be so

Nah, you like me too much to risk your eyes with my lack of clothing

True

So clothes on! What's the pay like?

2 jammie doggers 2 fingers of a kitkat and as a bonus a company bmx "

I don't like jammie dogers, kitkats are devil food, and isn't a bmx a bike? Crutches man, crutches!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I forgot how short the first Harry Potter book is.. I started reading 5 minutes before the first thread and I'm almost half wag through :-/ good thing I've got all the others on my lovely unorganised bookcase

Mag my dear fancy a job

Depends... What is it? And do I get to keep my clothes on?

Its all because that suzy 1 doesn't trust poor bladey. I need a secretary and yes cloths mostly stay on in fact a uniform is provided

I don't have quite the summary skills as Suzy... But I can type and answer a phone and I look pretty good with my hair in a bun and glasses on.

Hmmm tampting offer can you look over the top of your glasses

Dirty perv

What's the uniform? Can't wait to hear this

Not a fucking lot

I repeat... Dirty perv

And proud to be so

Nah, you like me too much to risk your eyes with my lack of clothing

True

So clothes on! What's the pay like?

2 jammie doggers 2 fingers of a kitkat and as a bonus a company bmx

I don't like jammie dogers, kitkats are devil food, and isn't a bmx a bike? Crutches man, crutches! "

Fussy bitch im afread we may need to do somthing about the atichood thing you've got going on

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Hey all. I'm in, but probably out and to sleep just as quickly.

Just got on top of some messages! Lucky ladies.

Night night.."

Hi james. Good to see you again but getting off myself now so its a hi and bye from me mate

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Night all

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"I forgot how short the first Harry Potter book is.. I started reading 5 minutes before the first thread and I'm almost half wag through :-/ good thing I've got all the others on my lovely unorganised bookcase

Mag my dear fancy a job

Depends... What is it? And do I get to keep my clothes on?

Its all because that suzy 1 doesn't trust poor bladey. I need a secretary and yes cloths mostly stay on in fact a uniform is provided

I don't have quite the summary skills as Suzy... But I can type and answer a phone and I look pretty good with my hair in a bun and glasses on.

Hmmm tampting offer can you look over the top of your glasses

Dirty perv

What's the uniform? Can't wait to hear this

Not a fucking lot

I repeat... Dirty perv

And proud to be so

Nah, you like me too much to risk your eyes with my lack of clothing

True

So clothes on! What's the pay like?

2 jammie doggers 2 fingers of a kitkat and as a bonus a company bmx

I don't like jammie dogers, kitkats are devil food, and isn't a bmx a bike? Crutches man, crutches!

Fussy bitch im afread we may need to do somthing about the atichood thing you've got going on "

*walks off in a huff*

Night all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo night owls.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yo night owls."

Good evening Jim

How's things?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boo!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Boo!"

Bloody hell I nearly bobbed myself then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well this is weird

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well this is weird "

What is Mr. P?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well this is weird

What is Mr. P? "

Getting up at 4:30 to go to work!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well this is weird

What is Mr. P?

Getting up at 4:30 to go to work!!!"

There should legally only be one 4:30 and this one ain't it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well this is weird

What is Mr. P?

Getting up at 4:30 to go to work!!!"

Just in time for Tosh's morning thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well this is weird

What is Mr. P?

Getting up at 4:30 to go to work!!!

There should legally only be one 4:30 and this one ain't it "

Damn right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You lot still here?

I've had a kip. Showered and drinking coffee. Heading out the door very shortly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I late?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a smidge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just a smidge "

Or just really really really early?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop hijacking this one then and start yer own nocturnal roll call for today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stop hijacking this one then and start yer own nocturnal roll call for today "

Nope! I shall hijack if I want to. I'm a rebel

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