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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Seriously I don't. So alert fab police I am a fake / time waster

I want snuggles and kisses and maybe someone to spoon feed me ice cream .

Fab Spooners anyone ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll spoon you

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I want massage. Lots of massage.

And a maid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seriously I don't. So alert fab police I am a fake / time waster

I want snuggles and kisses and maybe someone to spoon feed me ice cream .

Fab Spooners anyone ?

"

If only you were closer. Sighs....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening everyone x I could do you lots of massage v.v as kinda local but not too good in a maids outfit x sorry x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want massage. Lots of massage.

And a maid.

"

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By *angerousEyesMan
over a year ago

weston

Spooner! So you want more.

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Procreation or procrastination?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive been the same last few days wpuld rather have a good snuggle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want enough sex for everyone. Just not with anyone on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a chip buttie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am also bored of sex. I get more out of bodybuilding, its like cumming 10 times in a workout session

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I want a chip buttie"

You want a clip round the ear and sending to bed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a chip buttie

You want a clip round the ear and sending to bed! "

That's very true but I found a bottle of dodgy cider at the back of the cupboard

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I want a chip buttie

You want a clip round the ear and sending to bed!

That's very true but I found a bottle of dodgy cider at the back of the cupboard "

I've got beer but no cider This is a great shame because I don't like beer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a chip buttie

You want a clip round the ear and sending to bed!

That's very true but I found a bottle of dodgy cider at the back of the cupboard

I've got beer but no cider This is a great shame because I don't like beer."

And I don't like this cider, although there's not much left. Don't s'pose you have any Corkies you can send over by carrier pigeon?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I want a chip buttie

You want a clip round the ear and sending to bed!

That's very true but I found a bottle of dodgy cider at the back of the cupboard

I've got beer but no cider This is a great shame because I don't like beer.

And I don't like this cider, although there's not much left. Don't s'pose you have any Corkies you can send over by carrier pigeon?"

Sorry, no. I've never actually seen Corkies on sale anywhere. Not that I venture to the alcohol bit of supermarkets very often.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a chip buttie

You want a clip round the ear and sending to bed!

That's very true but I found a bottle of dodgy cider at the back of the cupboard

I've got beer but no cider This is a great shame because I don't like beer.

And I don't like this cider, although there's not much left. Don't s'pose you have any Corkies you can send over by carrier pigeon?

Sorry, no. I've never actually seen Corkies on sale anywhere. Not that I venture to the alcohol bit of supermarkets very often."

Pfffft you haven't lived!

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"Seriously I don't. So alert fab police I am a fake / time waster

I want snuggles and kisses and maybe someone to spoon feed me ice cream .

Fab Spooners anyone ?

"

We're off to button moon, and follow Mr spoon, button moon, button moooooooooon.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I want a chip buttie

You want a clip round the ear and sending to bed!

That's very true but I found a bottle of dodgy cider at the back of the cupboard

I've got beer but no cider This is a great shame because I don't like beer.

And I don't like this cider, although there's not much left. Don't s'pose you have any Corkies you can send over by carrier pigeon?

Sorry, no. I've never actually seen Corkies on sale anywhere. Not that I venture to the alcohol bit of supermarkets very often.

Pfffft you haven't lived!"

Do I need to break out the photos that prove otherwise again?

I'm not going to pay for your therapy if you force me to do that!

Where should I look for Corkies, if I felt so inclined?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a chip buttie

You want a clip round the ear and sending to bed!

That's very true but I found a bottle of dodgy cider at the back of the cupboard

I've got beer but no cider This is a great shame because I don't like beer.

And I don't like this cider, although there's not much left. Don't s'pose you have any Corkies you can send over by carrier pigeon?

Sorry, no. I've never actually seen Corkies on sale anywhere. Not that I venture to the alcohol bit of supermarkets very often.

Pfffft you haven't lived!

Do I need to break out the photos that prove otherwise again?

I'm not going to pay for your therapy if you force me to do that!

Where should I look for Corkies, if I felt so inclined?"

I've only ever seen it in Tesco. Fiver a bottle

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I want a chip buttie

You want a clip round the ear and sending to bed!

That's very true but I found a bottle of dodgy cider at the back of the cupboard

I've got beer but no cider This is a great shame because I don't like beer.

And I don't like this cider, although there's not much left. Don't s'pose you have any Corkies you can send over by carrier pigeon?

Sorry, no. I've never actually seen Corkies on sale anywhere. Not that I venture to the alcohol bit of supermarkets very often.

Pfffft you haven't lived!

Do I need to break out the photos that prove otherwise again?

I'm not going to pay for your therapy if you force me to do that!

Where should I look for Corkies, if I felt so inclined?

I've only ever seen it in Tesco. Fiver a bottle"

I shall investigate Tesco tomorrow.

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By *ames6ft5Man
over a year ago

North London / Herts


"Seriously I don't. So alert fab police I am a fake / time waster

I want snuggles and kisses and maybe someone to spoon feed me ice cream .

Fab Spooners anyone ?

"

Free hugs.

Roll up, roll up.

Get your free hugs here.

Roll up, roll up.

Free hugs.

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