FabSwingers.com forum: Smelly flanges and cock rot

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

That is all...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That is all..."

Missed you

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By *unLondonLadMan
over a year ago

Camberley/London

Haha thank you for making me spit out my hot choc laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The first thing I think about when I think of you is smelly flanges

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Sweetcorn

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.

"That is all..."

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

weird

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"The first thing I think about when I think of you is smelly flanges"
funny, I think of a ball gag and a spiked strap on when I think of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The first thing I think about when I think of you is smelly flangesfunny, I think of a ball gag and a spiked strap on when I think of you

You short people are very angry

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"weird"
not if you work in a GUM clinic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sweetcorn

I'd like to take your sweetcorn and raise you some kidney beans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cocksnot right up yer fartpipe!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

A bit of smeg too

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I'm liking dog breathe now I've said it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sweetcorn

I told ya, as soon as you stop eating it, I'll smash ya back doors in!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Cocksnot right up yer fartpipe!"
Get ya cock, you've pulled, you sweet talking fucker

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Sweetcorn

I told ya, as soon as you stop eating it, I'll smash ya back doors in!

Now that's an offer I can't refuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cocksnot right up yer fartpipe!Get ya cock, you've pulled, you sweet talking fucker

Yeah! Yeah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not getting this but i raise you a corguette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome back and that's just so wrong, but as an opening statement it's straight to the point

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Clunge plunge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which is worse.....?!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

A smeggy peg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A smeggy peg"

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Not getting this but i raise you a corguette"
I'll see your courgette and raise you a butternut squash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep i miss being 14

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Well.. Welcome back! I did wonder where you'd been

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well.. Welcome back! I did wonder where you'd been "

Washing her massive smelly flange.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Well.. Welcome back! I did wonder where you'd been "
she's not stopping, I only let her out her box for a few hours

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Well.. Welcome back! I did wonder where you'd been she's not stopping, I only let her out her box for a few hours

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Thought it was your box, it fucking stinks lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well.. Welcome back! I did wonder where you'd been she's not stopping, I only let her out her box for a few hours

Thought it was your box, it fucking stinks lol"

Haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't take the credit for this, thrushy minge.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Well.. Welcome back! I did wonder where you'd been she's not stopping, I only let her out her box for a few hours

Thought it was your box, it fucking stinks lol

Haha."
don't bloody encourage her, she will start to think she's funny

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I can't take the credit for this, thrushy minge."
Now I fancy marmite on toast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't take the credit for this, thrushy minge.Now I fancy marmite on toast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well.. Welcome back! I did wonder where you'd been she's not stopping, I only let her out her box for a few hours

Thought it was your box, it fucking stinks lol

Haha.don't bloody encourage her, she will start to think she's funny"

Sorry, it's good to the both of you back on the forums.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Well.. Welcome back! I did wonder where you'd been she's not stopping, I only let her out her box for a few hours

Thought it was your box, it fucking stinks lol

Haha.don't bloody encourage her, she will start to think she's funny

Sorry, it's good to the both of you back on the forums."
missed your mum Jim, how's she keeping?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Well.. Welcome back! I did wonder where you'd been she's not stopping, I only let her out her box for a few hours

Thought it was your box, it fucking stinks lol

Haha.don't bloody encourage her, she will start to think she's funny

Sorry, it's good to the both of you back on the forums."
only a flying visit for me, hadn't typed the word cunt for a while...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well.. Welcome back! I did wonder where you'd been she's not stopping, I only let her out her box for a few hours

Thought it was your box, it fucking stinks lol

Haha.don't bloody encourage her, she will start to think she's funny

Sorry, it's good to the both of you back on the forums.missed your mum Jim, how's she keeping?"

She's very well thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well.. Welcome back! I did wonder where you'd been she's not stopping, I only let her out her box for a few hours

Thought it was your box, it fucking stinks lol

Haha.don't bloody encourage her, she will start to think she's funny

Sorry, it's good to the both of you back on the forums.only a flying visit for me, hadn't typed the word cunt for a while...

I too like cunt.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

Who's got the blue waffle and cheesy smeg cock??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome back Femme x I didn't know you'd gone because I've been gone myself! X

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Welcome back Femme x I didn't know you'd gone because I've been gone myself! X"
Where ya been? Xxxx

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Who's got the blue waffle and cheesy smeg cock??

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I hav a cheesey crumpet? That any good?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welcome back Femme x I didn't know you'd gone because I've been gone myself! XWhere ya been? Xxxx"

There and back, to see how far it was

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"That is all..."

I've only just surfaced again but I missed you too!

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over a year ago

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Dirty girl and lib! Mwah xxx

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By *ex_OnTheBeachCouple
over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )

Is there any bog roll left up/on either?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HI gorgeous - back in style i see

xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep i miss being 14

I thought you were 22 when you started wiping a flannel over it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it when you talk dirty.

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