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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

This thread is for those seeking a regular bed buddy....go on sell yourself (not literally though)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I recently acquired a set of wooden Bunk-beds and a 3 inch hole-cutter.... I'm looking for someone with a very long cock to occupy the top level,,,,,,

Applicants must be heavy sleepers and prefer lying face down.....

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Don't need to sell myself - I invest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't need to sell myself - I invest"

Is it a string vest,,,...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread is for those seeking a regular bed buddy....go on sell yourself (not literally though) "

I'm 6'3 brown hair, blue eyes, 1 tattoo but I'm getting more, i have a gsoh and like to make people laugh, all round nice guy, average looking i would say and average cock size

(Oh god what have i done) hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could be tempted !

Must be prepared to sleep in the damp patch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice guy average looks polite discreet and humourous x silver fox if I let hair grow but mostly short hazel eyes slim build x have moments but never quite enough the joys of work and being a single dad mean limited time so mostly stuck on the roundabouts and slides rarely get as far as swinging x

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley

I have cake........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have cake........"

And the winner is........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I walk a pooch a lot , he is the brains of the outfit lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have Haribo....

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I will have a nice guy whose fun and can make me laugh.

I like normal men with a normal cock, don't have to be a hunk I find attraction in many ways.

Must be prepared to travel though as I accomodate

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I have Haribo...."

That's always good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love to find another one. Maybe after the six weeks holidays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could we advertise.

Mrs F seeks suitably crazy minx, for regular shopping, drinks, and spoiling. Slightly off the wall humour, a must

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am the duke of Liverpool and live in a palace on the outskirts of anfield haha

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

Random

Still just random.

Let me just check the time...

Yup, still just here to laugh at you all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

drink i brink drink to the party and for those high-brow ladys brie/runny cheese

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

[Removed by poster at 27/07/15 14:31:25]

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I'm putting my bed buddy (OH) up for grabs as I'd quite like the bed to myself for a while

He doesn't fart.....much

He doesn't fidget...much

He doesn't do that Jerky leg thing...much

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Ok let me see hmmmm ok got it. I am me will never change from being me because i like me. 1 last thing I am legend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm putting my bed buddy (OH) up for grabs as I'd quite like the bed to myself for a while

He doesn't fart.....much

He doesn't fidget...much

He doesn't do that Jerky leg thing...much"

Does he snore?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I'm putting my bed buddy (OH) up for grabs as I'd quite like the bed to myself for a while

He doesn't fart.....much

He doesn't fidget...much

He doesn't do that Jerky leg thing...much"

What is that jerky leg thing all about. I even wake myself up doing it well it a bit more than just a leg when it wakes me but you no what i mean

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"I'm putting my bed buddy (OH) up for grabs as I'd quite like the bed to myself for a while

He doesn't fart.....much

He doesn't fidget...much

He doesn't do that Jerky leg thing...much

Does he snore? "

Not if you punch him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice guy average looks polite discreet and humourous x silver fox if I let hair grow but mostly short hazel eyes slim build x have moments but never quite enough the joys of work and being a single dad mean limited time so mostly stuck on the roundabouts and slides rarely get as far as swinging x"

Short hazel eyes?

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I'm putting my bed buddy (OH) up for grabs as I'd quite like the bed to myself for a while

He doesn't fart.....much

He doesn't fidget...much

He doesn't do that Jerky leg thing...much"

You forgot he is good looking

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I can eat biscuits and toast without getting crumbs in the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"I'm putting my bed buddy (OH) up for grabs as I'd quite like the bed to myself for a while

He doesn't fart.....much

He doesn't fidget...much

He doesn't do that Jerky leg thing...much

You forgot he is good looking "

Didn't want to big him up tooooo much! he might find out and get a big ego

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I'm putting my bed buddy (OH) up for grabs as I'd quite like the bed to myself for a while

He doesn't fart.....much

He doesn't fidget...much

He doesn't do that Jerky leg thing...much

You forgot he is good looking

Didn't want to big him up tooooo much! he might find out and get a big ego "

Well I wouldn't kick him out of bed for farting lol

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By *nFairnessMan
over a year ago

The Four Corners


"I can eat biscuits and toast without getting crumbs in the bed "

this guy is a keeper ladies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh forgot to put crap at punctuation x

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

My lovely local fb went and fell in love with someone so I need a new one!!

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"I'm putting my bed buddy (OH) up for grabs as I'd quite like the bed to myself for a while

He doesn't fart.....much

He doesn't fidget...much

He doesn't do that Jerky leg thing...much

You forgot he is good looking

Didn't want to big him up tooooo much! he might find out and get a big ego

Well I wouldn't kick him out of bed for farting lol "

Woooo I have an offer

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"My lovely local fb went and fell in love with someone so I need a new one!! "

Oh no!!! well nice for him I suppose

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By *nFairnessMan
over a year ago

The Four Corners

Listen up ladies on fabs...

Im STD free with no crabs.

If you like rhymes and poems..

Not into fat simoans...

Then maybe i am your man.

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I'm putting my bed buddy (OH) up for grabs as I'd quite like the bed to myself for a while

He doesn't fart.....much

He doesn't fidget...much

He doesn't do that Jerky leg thing...much

You forgot he is good looking

Didn't want to big him up tooooo much! he might find out and get a big ego

Well I wouldn't kick him out of bed for farting lol

Woooo I have an offer "

I'll return him in one piece

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

have a couple of very fine male regular partners..they are just yum... however, im now looking for a female one. ff interests first, with the option of beautiful ffm interrelations or fff as added variety.

im kind of poly, without the living together.. i like a meaningful and expansive journey together..developing into a trusted friendship. i prefer non aggressive, calm types who have a sense of humour a minxy streak,and have an allergic reaction to drama, insecurity and needyness..can i have it all ?

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

I'm not everyone's cup of tea but I promise to cook you a nice breakfast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread is for those seeking a regular bed buddy....go on sell yourself (not literally though)

I'm 6'3 brown hair, blue eyes, 1 tattoo but I'm getting more, i have a gsoh and like to make people laugh, all round nice guy, average looking i would say and average cock size

(Oh god what have i done) hahaha"

I didn't sell myself very well no one even looked at me hahaha, oh well looks like sticking to the clubs as a single male then for now

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By *lewelyn23Man
over a year ago

swansea

Well let's see...

I'm 6.5, slim build, grey eyes and a ponytail. always well presented, well dressed and well mannered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well

I love a good session nuff said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have gills.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgot to mention I also have a huge cock ..... Neighbours aren't too impressed first thing in the morning but the hens love him never short of eggs x

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Big, bi, Domme seeks femme ladies (with or without cock) or bi sub male for honest and regular FWB situation near me in London.

Sense of humour and adventure essential. Must not be jealous, stalkery or mad.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Well

I love a good session nuff said "

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


" Must not be jealous, stalkery or mad."

Well that's knocked almost everyone off the potential list

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton


"Big, bi, Domme seeks femme ladies (with or without cock) or bi sub male for honest and regular FWB situation near me in London.

Sense of humour and adventure essential. Must not be jealous, stalkery or mad."

I humbly ask your consideration

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a bratty sub, so if you like a challenge, I'm your girl.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London


" Must not be jealous, stalkery or mad.

Well that's knocked almost everyone off the potential list "

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains


"This thread is for those seeking a regular bed buddy....go on sell yourself (not literally though)

I'm 6'3 brown hair, blue eyes, 1 tattoo but I'm getting more, i have a gsoh and like to make people laugh, all round nice guy, average looking i would say and average cock size

(Oh god what have i done) hahaha

I didn't sell myself very well no one even looked at me hahaha, oh well looks like sticking to the clubs as a single male then for now "

How do you know no-one looked at you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread is for those seeking a regular bed buddy....go on sell yourself (not literally though)

I'm 6'3 brown hair, blue eyes, 1 tattoo but I'm getting more, i have a gsoh and like to make people laugh, all round nice guy, average looking i would say and average cock size

(Oh god what have i done) hahaha

I didn't sell myself very well no one even looked at me hahaha, oh well looks like sticking to the clubs as a single male then for now

How do you know no-one looked at you? "

It shows in the looked at me part of the site lol and tv looked but im not into tv's

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"This thread is for those seeking a regular bed buddy....go on sell yourself (not literally though)

I'm 6'3 brown hair, blue eyes, 1 tattoo but I'm getting more, i have a gsoh and like to make people laugh, all round nice guy, average looking i would say and average cock size

(Oh god what have i done) hahaha

I didn't sell myself very well no one even looked at me hahaha, oh well looks like sticking to the clubs as a single male then for now

How do you know no-one looked at you?

It shows in the looked at me part of the site lol and tv looked but im not into tv's "

They may of done but do it in stealth mode

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread is for those seeking a regular bed buddy....go on sell yourself (not literally though)

I'm 6'3 brown hair, blue eyes, 1 tattoo but I'm getting more, i have a gsoh and like to make people laugh, all round nice guy, average looking i would say and average cock size

(Oh god what have i done) hahaha

I didn't sell myself very well no one even looked at me hahaha, oh well looks like sticking to the clubs as a single male then for now

How do you know no-one looked at you?

It shows in the looked at me part of the site lol and tv looked but im not into tv's

They may of done but do it in stealth mode "

What???? How can that be? How do you do that??? People are cheating at this game, how do i turn on stealth mode????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok let me see hmmmm ok got it. I am me will never change from being me because i like me. 1 last thing I am leg-end "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread is for those seeking a regular bed buddy....go on sell yourself (not literally though)

I'm 6'3 brown hair, blue eyes, 1 tattoo but I'm getting more, i have a gsoh and like to make people laugh, all round nice guy, average looking i would say and average cock size

(Oh god what have i done) hahaha

I didn't sell myself very well no one even looked at me hahaha, oh well looks like sticking to the clubs as a single male then for now

How do you know no-one looked at you?

It shows in the looked at me part of the site lol and tv looked but im not into tv's

They may of done but do it in stealth mode

What???? How can that be? How do you do that??? People are cheating at this game, how do i turn on stealth mode???? "

You can hide yourself from showing up in looked at me!

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

I'm usually in stealth mode. The swinging ninja.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well

I love a good session nuff said

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread is for those seeking a regular bed buddy....go on sell yourself (not literally though) "

MrWho - known in real life as Tom.

39, single father of 3.

Self confessed know-it-all but generally a decent fella with a somewhat sick sense of humour. My biggest passions are music, cars, my dog and shooting.

I'm also an absolute disaster when it comes to relationships.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a single bisexual woman.

There you go

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"This thread is for those seeking a regular bed buddy....go on sell yourself (not literally though)

MrWho - known in real life as Tom.

39, single father of 3.

Self confessed know-it-all but generally a decent fella with a somewhat sick sense of humour. My biggest passions are music, cars, my dog and shooting.

I'm also an absolute disaster when it comes to relationships."

No shit on the last part

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"My lovely local fb went and fell in love with someone so I need a new one!!

Oh no!!! well nice for him I suppose "

Unfortunately not - she's being a total cow to him!!

He's still my buddy anyway

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"My lovely local fb went and fell in love with someone so I need a new one!!

Oh no!!! well nice for him I suppose

Unfortunately not - she's being a total cow to him!!

He's still my buddy anyway "

He should jog her the fuck along then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not great at selling myself.... But I'm a.great kisser and.I'm told I'm great in bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"drink i brink drink to the party and for those high-brow ladys brie/runny cheese"

Who doesn't love runny cheese?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeking regular local(ish) fun with fellow singletons. Love to find a fun FWB who can accom as school holiday seriously hamper opportunities! Big boob lovers v welcome!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread is for those seeking a regular bed buddy....go on sell yourself (not literally though)

I'm 6'3 brown hair, blue eyes, 1 tattoo but I'm getting more, i have a gsoh and like to make people laugh, all round nice guy, average looking i would say and average cock size

(Oh god what have i done) hahaha

I didn't sell myself very well no one even looked at me hahaha, oh well looks like sticking to the clubs as a single male then for now

How do you know no-one looked at you?

It shows in the looked at me part of the site lol and tv looked but im not into tv's

They may of done but do it in stealth mode

What???? How can that be? How do you do that??? People are cheating at this game, how do i turn on stealth mode????

You can hide yourself from showing up in looked at me! "

That should be against the rules but I'm going into ninja and full on perve mode

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Well

I love a good session nuff said

"

No champagne though, only Prosecco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread is for those seeking a regular bed buddy....go on sell yourself (not literally though)

MrWho - known in real life as Tom.

39, single father of 3.

Self confessed know-it-all but generally a decent fella with a somewhat sick sense of humour. My biggest passions are music, cars, my dog and shooting.

I'm also an absolute disaster when it comes to relationships.

No shit on the last part "

Like a nuclear explosion in an old folks home!

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By *unLondonLadMan
over a year ago

London

I am a sex ninja, you won't even know I'm there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well

I love a good session nuff said

No champagne though, only Prosecco "

Sounds like a plan , canti from sainsburys mmmmmm

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"My lovely local fb went and fell in love with someone so I need a new one!!

Oh no!!! well nice for him I suppose

Unfortunately not - she's being a total cow to him!!

He's still my buddy anyway

He should jog her the fuck along then "

He should, he keeps trying, but he's a softie and he's smitten!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bratty subs this way please my whips need oiling

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Cheeky lass with a big butt, can teach you French

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm lil Miss Pp.... A woman that's friendly, polite, sensual and likes a good laugh as well as knowing what she does and doesn't want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jet aime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a single bisexual woman.

There you go "

Erm unicorns aren't allowed on mortal threads!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheeky lass with a big butt, can teach you French "
cheeky Irish guy looking for big butted woman

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By *lanwoodMan
over a year ago

Alton

I'm tall, dark and handsome. OK, I'm lying, but would you accept 1 out of 3?

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

I like big butts and I cannot lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just talked to the pooch he told me to add , I can fly kites , enjoy biscuits and can bake pretty dam good cakes .

lol glad I have my own P A , even if he is a pooch

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Could we advertise.

Mrs F seeks suitably crazy minx, for regular shopping, drinks, and spoiling. Slightly off the wall humour, a must "

Shame your so far away sounds like a perfect match for Red

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Misscheekychops I can bake cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the premise of selling myself I'm tall, slim and have blue eyes, those are my selling points... We don't talk about my hairline

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"On the premise of selling myself I'm tall, slim and have blue eyes, those are my selling points... We don't talk about my hairline"

What hairline

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just talked to the pooch he told me to add , I can fly kites , enjoy biscuits and can bake pretty dam good cakes .

lol glad I have my own P A , even if he is a pooch "

Does the pooch come as part of the deal? ?

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

I can cook, hear to 23KHz, and am very good at warming beds.

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Just talked to the pooch he told me to add , I can fly kites , enjoy biscuits and can bake pretty dam good cakes .

lol glad I have my own P A , even if he is a pooch

Does the pooch come as part of the deal? ? "

what you want the pooch as well I'm not sure I would want him in bed at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My lovely local fb went and fell in love with someone so I need a new one!! "

Yep mine went and did that, so bloody inconsiderate of him....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just talked to the pooch he told me to add , I can fly kites , enjoy biscuits and can bake pretty dam good cakes .

lol glad I have my own P A , even if he is a pooch

Does the pooch come as part of the deal? ?

what you want the pooch as well I'm not sure I would want him in bed at the same time "

Miss Cheeky

I meant for the flying kites bit and to keep me company while Taff is in the kitchen baking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello - I'm Mr PB. I'm a friendly laid back guy who's not half as hairy as my nom de plume portrays. I like a laugh and a banter and have been known to cause whitened knuckles.. but enough of my driving skills!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lips made for kisses.

Seeking a crazy gorgeous bugger. Who is lovely too.

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Just talked to the pooch he told me to add , I can fly kites , enjoy biscuits and can bake pretty dam good cakes .

lol glad I have my own P A , even if he is a pooch

Does the pooch come as part of the deal? ?

what you want the pooch as well I'm not sure I would want him in bed at the same time

Miss Cheeky

I meant for the flying kites bit and to keep me company while Taff is in the kitchen baking "

Oh glad we cleared that up

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Hello - I'm Mr PB. I'm a friendly laid back guy who's not half as hairy as my nom de plume portrays. I like a laugh and a banter and have been known to cause whitened knuckles.. but enough of my driving skills!"

You have a great arse too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My lovely local fb went and fell in love with someone so I need a new one!!

Yep mine went and did that, so bloody inconsiderate of him.... "

Mine did that an all. Just when I was on annual leave too.

Love is contaminating the air I think. Everyone's falling in love.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm lil Miss Pp.... A woman that's friendly, polite, sensual and likes a good laugh as well as knowing what she does and doesn't want. "

I thought I had commented on Shags "introduce" yourself thread

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"My lovely local fb went and fell in love with someone so I need a new one!!

Yep mine went and did that, so bloody inconsiderate of him....

Mine did that an all. Just when I was on annual leave too.

Love is contaminating the air I think. Everyone's falling in love.

"

Oh no, now he's gone UNLOS along with another favourite - I need some new stock!!!

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains


"This thread is for those seeking a regular bed buddy....go on sell yourself (not literally though)

I'm 6'3 brown hair, blue eyes, 1 tattoo but I'm getting more, i have a gsoh and like to make people laugh, all round nice guy, average looking i would say and average cock size

(Oh god what have i done) hahaha

I didn't sell myself very well no one even looked at me hahaha, oh well looks like sticking to the clubs as a single male then for now

How do you know no-one looked at you?

It shows in the looked at me part of the site lol and tv looked but im not into tv's

They may of done but do it in stealth mode

What???? How can that be? How do you do that??? People are cheating at this game, how do i turn on stealth mode????

You can hide yourself from showing up in looked at me!

That should be against the rules but I'm going into ninja and full on perve mode "

I looked at you and I've just checked down there and, yup, definitely a woman stealth mode is the way forward my friend!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brad Pitt's stunt double and slightly comical with an Essex regional dialect....go on, you know you'd like to...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello - I'm Mr PB. I'm a friendly laid back guy who's not half as hairy as my nom de plume portrays. I like a laugh and a banter and have been known to cause whitened knuckles.. but enough of my driving skills!

You have a great arse too "

Aww shucks

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Hello - I'm Mr PB. I'm a friendly laid back guy who's not half as hairy as my nom de plume portrays. I like a laugh and a banter and have been known to cause whitened knuckles.. but enough of my driving skills!

You have a great arse too

Aww shucks "

No worries it's a fine one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread is for those seeking a regular bed buddy....go on sell yourself (not literally though)

I'm 6'3 brown hair, blue eyes, 1 tattoo but I'm getting more, i have a gsoh and like to make people laugh, all round nice guy, average looking i would say and average cock size

(Oh god what have i done) hahaha

I didn't sell myself very well no one even looked at me hahaha, oh well looks like sticking to the clubs as a single male then for now

How do you know no-one looked at you?

It shows in the looked at me part of the site lol and tv looked but im not into tv's

They may of done but do it in stealth mode

What???? How can that be? How do you do that??? People are cheating at this game, how do i turn on stealth mode????

You can hide yourself from showing up in looked at me!

That should be against the rules but I'm going into ninja and full on perve mode

I looked at you and I've just checked down there and, yup, definitely a woman stealth mode is the way forward my friend!"

I'm also now in full stealth mode

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

[Removed by poster at 27/07/15 17:49:41]

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Well

I love a good session nuff said

No champagne though, only Prosecco

Sounds like a plan , canti from sainsburys mmmmmm "

You are a cheap date!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suppose I should set out my stall so to speak.

I am Red-a currently chubby (but working on it) redhead with a low tolerence for numpties and a quirky sense of humour.

Oh yes and a high sex drive but little free time to meet. And a liking for sensual- all the way through to filthy- sex!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a profile I prepared earlier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well

I love a good session nuff said

No champagne though, only Prosecco

Sounds like a plan , canti from sainsburys mmmmmm

You are a cheap date! "

Champagne for lemonade money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread is for those seeking a regular bed buddy....go on sell yourself (not literally though)

I'm 6'3 brown hair, blue eyes, 1 tattoo but I'm getting more, i have a gsoh and like to make people laugh, all round nice guy, average looking i would say and average cock size

(Oh god what have i done) hahaha

I didn't sell myself very well no one even looked at me hahaha, oh well looks like sticking to the clubs as a single male then for now

How do you know no-one looked at you?

It shows in the looked at me part of the site lol and tv looked but im not into tv's

They may of done but do it in stealth mode

What???? How can that be? How do you do that??? People are cheating at this game, how do i turn on stealth mode????

You can hide yourself from showing up in looked at me!

That should be against the rules but I'm going into ninja and full on perve mode

I looked at you and I've just checked down there and, yup, definitely a woman stealth mode is the way forward my friend!

I'm also now in full stealth mode "

I know you looked tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can eat biscuits and toast without getting crumbs in the bed "

You are good in bed.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Well

I love a good session nuff said

No champagne though, only Prosecco

Sounds like a plan , canti from sainsburys mmmmmm

You are a cheap date!

Champagne for lemonade money "

Suits me!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread is for those seeking a regular bed buddy....go on sell yourself (not literally though)

I'm 6'3 brown hair, blue eyes, 1 tattoo but I'm getting more, i have a gsoh and like to make people laugh, all round nice guy, average looking i would say and average cock size

(Oh god what have i done) hahaha

I didn't sell myself very well no one even looked at me hahaha, oh well looks like sticking to the clubs as a single male then for now

How do you know no-one looked at you?

It shows in the looked at me part of the site lol and tv looked but im not into tv's

They may of done but do it in stealth mode

What???? How can that be? How do you do that??? People are cheating at this game, how do i turn on stealth mode????

You can hide yourself from showing up in looked at me!

That should be against the rules but I'm going into ninja and full on perve mode

I looked at you and I've just checked down there and, yup, definitely a woman stealth mode is the way forward my friend!

I'm also now in full stealth mode

I know you looked tho"

Now in paranoid mode haha

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

I read profiles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just talked to the pooch he told me to add , I can fly kites , enjoy biscuits and can bake pretty dam good cakes .

lol glad I have my own P A , even if he is a pooch

Does the pooch come as part of the deal? ?

what you want the pooch as well I'm not sure I would want him in bed at the same time

Miss Cheeky

I meant for the flying kites bit and to keep me company while Taff is in the kitchen baking

Oh glad we cleared that up "

Phew looks like I will be busy baking , the pooch likes the deal you have to just tickle him behind the ear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well

I love a good session nuff said

No champagne though, only Prosecco

Sounds like a plan , canti from sainsburys mmmmmm

You are a cheap date!

Champagne for lemonade money

Suits me!!! "

Me too i can even bring the tent too!!!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Not a single taker wtf that all about then.... ffs sombody that knows me do me a sales pich I'm bloody useless

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By *picyminxWoman
over a year ago

Huntingdon

Ginger bean here with a soul n everything.......

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Well

I love a good session nuff said

No champagne though, only Prosecco

Sounds like a plan , canti from sainsburys mmmmmm

You are a cheap date!

Champagne for lemonade money

Suits me!!!

Me too i can even bring the tent too!!! "

A blow up one????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could we advertise.

Mrs F seeks suitably crazy minx, for regular shopping, drinks, and spoiling. Slightly off the wall humour, a must

Shame your so far away sounds like a perfect match for Red "

Move

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

*taps mic*

Is this thing on?

Hi, I'm VV and I'm an... Oh, sorry, wrong group.

I'm complex and a bit crazy with a few quirks. I have a strong personality and I like similar in men. I particularly like alpha-type men who will sub or bottom in the bedroom.

I'm a loyal friend, kinky as heck (but not sub, ever), and I have an agile mind, vivid imagination, quick wit and a great sense of humour (albeit slightly twisted).

I'm looking for fairly local people, (I'm bi, so interested in women too - but singles atm, not couples), to get to know with a view to becoming fwbs. I'd like people I can have an evening in with a dvd and wine and then rampant shagging, or go out for a drink with.

Must be unattached, non-smokers and men under 50, (I may go to 55 for the well-preserved ) not too hairy and with no facial hair.

There's a fairly detailed description of me on my profile, along with photos.

Oh, did I mention I'm a bit verbose?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good job I'm not a sales person as no ones peaked unless I've been stealthed x ( just means I get more star mix and cake for myself )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a single taker wtf that all about then.... ffs sombody that knows me do me a sales pich I'm bloody useless "

Great idea people pitching for you, I'm shit at selling my self

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On the premise of selling myself I'm tall, slim and have blue eyes, those are my selling points... We don't talk about my hairline

What hairline "

You know its things like that that made me leave last time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a single taker wtf that all about then.... ffs sombody that knows me do me a sales pich I'm bloody useless "

Hmmmmm,

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Not a single taker wtf that all about then.... ffs sombody that knows me do me a sales pich I'm bloody useless

Hmmmmm, "

Owwwww shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a single taker wtf that all about then.... ffs sombody that knows me do me a sales pich I'm bloody useless

Hmmmmm,

Owwwww shit "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a single taker wtf that all about then.... ffs sombody that knows me do me a sales pich I'm bloody useless

Hmmmmm,

Owwwww shit "

This guy is actually a real diamond. Met him a couple of times, and he's just the same ad on here, fun, flirty, a real joker, but Iv had a hellish time the last few weeks, and he's been brilliant, really kind and supportive, but knows when to kick my butt and tell me straight when I'm being too hard on myself or wallowing in self pity.

Cracking sense of humour, bit of a shame he's a manc, but hey, no one's perfect!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did I ever mention that I'm awesome.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Not a single taker wtf that all about then.... ffs sombody that knows me do me a sales pich I'm bloody useless

Hmmmmm,

Owwwww shit

This guy is actually a real diamond. Met him a couple of times, and he's just the same ad on here, fun, flirty, a real joker, but Iv had a hellish time the last few weeks, and he's been brilliant, really kind and supportive, but knows when to kick my butt and tell me straight when I'm being too hard on myself or wallowing in self pity.

Cracking sense of humour, bit of a shame he's a manc, but hey, no one's perfect! "

i thought he might be spoken for

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Not a single taker wtf that all about then.... ffs sombody that knows me do me a sales pich I'm bloody useless

Hmmmmm,

Owwwww shit

This guy is actually a real diamond. Met him a couple of times, and he's just the same ad on here, fun, flirty, a real joker, but Iv had a hellish time the last few weeks, and he's been brilliant, really kind and supportive, but knows when to kick my butt and tell me straight when I'm being too hard on myself or wallowing in self pity.

Cracking sense of humour, bit of a shame he's a manc, but hey, no one's perfect! "

Awww loops thanks sweet... cheques in the post xx

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Not a single taker wtf that all about then.... ffs sombody that knows me do me a sales pich I'm bloody useless

Hmmmmm,

Owwwww shit

This guy is actually a real diamond. Met him a couple of times, and he's just the same ad on here, fun, flirty, a real joker, but Iv had a hellish time the last few weeks, and he's been brilliant, really kind and supportive, but knows when to kick my butt and tell me straight when I'm being too hard on myself or wallowing in self pity.

Cracking sense of humour, bit of a shame he's a manc, but hey, no one's perfect!

i thought he might be spoken for "

There is a sell by date so roll up roll up get it while ya can lolol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a single taker wtf that all about then.... ffs sombody that knows me do me a sales pich I'm bloody useless

Hmmmmm,

Owwwww shit

This guy is actually a real diamond. Met him a couple of times, and he's just the same ad on here, fun, flirty, a real joker, but Iv had a hellish time the last few weeks, and he's been brilliant, really kind and supportive, but knows when to kick my butt and tell me straight when I'm being too hard on myself or wallowing in self pity.

Cracking sense of humour, bit of a shame he's a manc, but hey, no one's perfect!

i thought he might be spoken for

There is a sell by date so roll up roll up get it while ya can lolol"

Are you blowing your own trumpet again?

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"My lovely local fb went and fell in love with someone so I need a new one!! "

Snap!

I'm just a perve

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Not a single taker wtf that all about then.... ffs sombody that knows me do me a sales pich I'm bloody useless

Hmmmmm,

Owwwww shit

This guy is actually a real diamond. Met him a couple of times, and he's just the same ad on here, fun, flirty, a real joker, but Iv had a hellish time the last few weeks, and he's been brilliant, really kind and supportive, but knows when to kick my butt and tell me straight when I'm being too hard on myself or wallowing in self pity.

Cracking sense of humour, bit of a shame he's a manc, but hey, no one's perfect!

i thought he might be spoken for

There is a sell by date so roll up roll up get it while ya can lolol

Are you blowing your own trumpet again? "

Id say i have because no 1 else will but seams thats not true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a single taker wtf that all about then.... ffs sombody that knows me do me a sales pich I'm bloody useless

Hmmmmm,

Owwwww shit

This guy is actually a real diamond. Met him a couple of times, and he's just the same ad on here, fun, flirty, a real joker, but Iv had a hellish time the last few weeks, and he's been brilliant, really kind and supportive, but knows when to kick my butt and tell me straight when I'm being too hard on myself or wallowing in self pity.

Cracking sense of humour, bit of a shame he's a manc, but hey, no one's perfect!

i thought he might be spoken for

There is a sell by date so roll up roll up get it while ya can lolol"

As long as it's just a sell by date, not a use by date....

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Not a single taker wtf that all about then.... ffs sombody that knows me do me a sales pich I'm bloody useless

Hmmmmm,

Owwwww shit

This guy is actually a real diamond. Met him a couple of times, and he's just the same ad on here, fun, flirty, a real joker, but Iv had a hellish time the last few weeks, and he's been brilliant, really kind and supportive, but knows when to kick my butt and tell me straight when I'm being too hard on myself or wallowing in self pity.

Cracking sense of humour, bit of a shame he's a manc, but hey, no one's perfect!

i thought he might be spoken for

There is a sell by date so roll up roll up get it while ya can lolol

As long as it's just a sell by date, not a use by date...."

Isn't that the truth

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Should i start a get bladeys leg over thread

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Should i start a get bladeys leg over thread "

No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn I forgot to mention your passion wagon!!!

***disclaimer ****

IV not seen it!

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

Nice runner,

not too many miles on the clock,

One previous lady owner and was hardly used (say ahhh),

Starts easily and can restart regularly,

Lots of rubber(s) left,

A fun ride that will put a smile on your face ..

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Damn I forgot to mention your passion wagon!!!

***disclaimer ****

IV not seen it! "

The 1 above you has and she lurves me too

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I can't be arsed selling myself, so just form an orderly queue

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I can't be arsed selling myself, so just form an orderly queue "

Thats behind me then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well

I love a good session nuff said

No champagne though, only Prosecco

Sounds like a plan , canti from sainsburys mmmmmm

You are a cheap date!

Champagne for lemonade money

Suits me!!!

Me too i can even bring the tent too!!!

A blow up one???? "

That would be telling

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Well

I love a good session nuff said

No champagne though, only Prosecco

Sounds like a plan , canti from sainsburys mmmmmm

You are a cheap date!

Champagne for lemonade money

Suits me!!!

Me too i can even bring the tent too!!!

A blow up one????

That would be telling"

The Canti is on offer in Tesco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well

I love a good session nuff said

No champagne though, only Prosecco

Sounds like a plan , canti from sainsburys mmmmmm

You are a cheap date!

Champagne for lemonade money

Suits me!!!

Me too i can even bring the tent too!!!

A blow up one????

That would be telling

The Canti is on offer in Tesco "

Oh really? Maybe we should share a bottle

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Well

I love a good session nuff said

No champagne though, only Prosecco

Sounds like a plan , canti from sainsburys mmmmmm

You are a cheap date!

Champagne for lemonade money

Suits me!!!

Me too i can even bring the tent too!!!

A blow up one????

That would be telling

The Canti is on offer in Tesco

Oh really? Maybe we should share a bottle "

Share??? Maybe a bottle each....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a single taker wtf that all about then.... ffs sombody that knows me do me a sales pich I'm bloody useless

Hmmmmm,

Owwwww shit

This guy is actually a real diamond. Met him a couple of times, and he's just the same ad on here, fun, flirty, a real joker, but Iv had a hellish time the last few weeks, and he's been brilliant, really kind and supportive, but knows when to kick my butt and tell me straight when I'm being too hard on myself or wallowing in self pity.

Cracking sense of humour, bit of a shame he's a manc, but hey, no one's perfect!

i thought he might be spoken for

There is a sell by date so roll up roll up get it while ya can lolol"

Sell bys gone, your now in the whoopsie isle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well

I love a good session nuff said

No champagne though, only Prosecco

Sounds like a plan , canti from sainsburys mmmmmm

You are a cheap date!

Champagne for lemonade money

Suits me!!!

Me too i can even bring the tent too!!!

A blow up one????

That would be telling

The Canti is on offer in Tesco

Oh really? Maybe we should share a bottle

Share??? Maybe a bottle each.... "

Its very drinkable so bottle each no probs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moody fat minger with no sense of humour.

You know you all want me

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Well

I love a good session nuff said

No champagne though, only Prosecco

Sounds like a plan , canti from sainsburys mmmmmm

You are a cheap date!

Champagne for lemonade money

Suits me!!!

Me too i can even bring the tent too!!!

A blow up one????

That would be telling

The Canti is on offer in Tesco

Oh really? Maybe we should share a bottle

Share??? Maybe a bottle each....

Its very drinkable so bottle each no probs "

Glass or straw???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well

I love a good session nuff said

No champagne though, only Prosecco

Sounds like a plan , canti from sainsburys mmmmmm

You are a cheap date!

Champagne for lemonade money

Suits me!!!

Me too i can even bring the tent too!!!

A blow up one????

That would be telling

The Canti is on offer in Tesco

Oh really? Maybe we should share a bottle

Share??? Maybe a bottle each....

Its very drinkable so bottle each no probs

Glass or straw??? "

Glass of course gulp it then get legless quicker

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Well

I love a good session nuff said

No champagne though, only Prosecco

Sounds like a plan , canti from sainsburys mmmmmm

You are a cheap date!

Champagne for lemonade money

Suits me!!!

Me too i can even bring the tent too!!!

A blow up one????

That would be telling

The Canti is on offer in Tesco

Oh really? Maybe we should share a bottle

Share??? Maybe a bottle each....

Its very drinkable so bottle each no probs

Glass or straw???

Glass of course gulp it then get legless quicker "

I have new glasses too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's all in the name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, I'm Lib and I'm awesome.

That's enough, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well

I love a good session nuff said

No champagne though, only Prosecco

Sounds like a plan , canti from sainsburys mmmmmm

You are a cheap date!

Champagne for lemonade money

Suits me!!!

Me too i can even bring the tent too!!!

A blow up one????

That would be telling

The Canti is on offer in Tesco

Oh really? Maybe we should share a bottle

Share??? Maybe a bottle each....

Its very drinkable so bottle each no probs

Glass or straw???

Glass of course gulp it then get legless quicker

I have new glasses too!! "

Really? just found out is on offer in sainsburys buy 6 and get 25 percent off. Could have a mega party

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Anyone had a shag from this thread yet? If not you are slacking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone had a shag from this thread yet? If not you are slacking "

Do *sort ofs* count?

ps i'm slack now.

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Anyone had a shag from this thread yet? If not you are slacking

Do *sort ofs* count?

ps i'm slack now. "

You are slack anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing wrong with a bit of slack!

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

How would i know its you and not lecky man knocking?

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Well

I love a good session nuff said

No champagne though, only Prosecco

Sounds like a plan , canti from sainsburys mmmmmm

You are a cheap date!

Champagne for lemonade money

Suits me!!!

Me too i can even bring the tent too!!!

A blow up one????

That would be telling

The Canti is on offer in Tesco

Oh really? Maybe we should share a bottle

Share??? Maybe a bottle each....

Its very drinkable so bottle each no probs

Glass or straw???

Glass of course gulp it then get legless quicker

I have new glasses too!!

Really? just found out is on offer in sainsburys buy 6 and get 25 percent off. Could have a mega party "

We could have so much fun....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well

I love a good session nuff said

No champagne though, only Prosecco

Sounds like a plan , canti from sainsburys mmmmmm

You are a cheap date!

Champagne for lemonade money

Suits me!!!

Me too i can even bring the tent too!!!

A blow up one????

That would be telling

The Canti is on offer in Tesco

Oh really? Maybe we should share a bottle

Share??? Maybe a bottle each....

Its very drinkable so bottle each no probs

Glass or straw???

Glass of course gulp it then get legless quicker

I have new glasses too!!

Really? just found out is on offer in sainsburys buy 6 and get 25 percent off. Could have a mega party

We could have so much fun.... "

I know im liking this very much, pm time i think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone had a shag from this thread yet? If not you are slacking "
Shit I'm slacking

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Anyone had a shag from this thread yet? If not you are slacking "

No you blew me out ya bitch..... again xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a body of a temple.

Hung like Mandingo

And the stamina of Mo Farah.

Who am I kidding LMAO

I'm asian but a genuine nice guy with nice teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find it hard to take myself seriously

I'm vaguely attractive

I'm out of selling points

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Anyone had a shag from this thread yet? If not you are slacking

No you blew me out ya bitch..... again xx"

Shit happens and then you die

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Well

I love a good session nuff said

No champagne though, only Prosecco

Sounds like a plan , canti from sainsburys mmmmmm

You are a cheap date!

Champagne for lemonade money

Suits me!!!

Me too i can even bring the tent too!!!

A blow up one????

That would be telling

The Canti is on offer in Tesco

Oh really? Maybe we should share a bottle

Share??? Maybe a bottle each....

Its very drinkable so bottle each no probs

Glass or straw???

Glass of course gulp it then get legless quicker

I have new glasses too!!

Really? just found out is on offer in sainsburys buy 6 and get 25 percent off. Could have a mega party

We could have so much fun....

I know im liking this very much, pm time i think "

You took your time......

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Anyone had a shag from this thread yet? If not you are slacking "
had a message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone had a shag from this thread yet? If not you are slacking

No you blew me out ya bitch..... again xx

Shit happens and then you die "

It's how Elvis went in the end!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Anyone had a shag from this thread yet? If not you are slacking

No you blew me out ya bitch..... again xx

Your fooling nobody you do know that

Shit happens and then you die "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's all in the name "

How do you massage a tongue?!

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton


"It's all in the name

How do you massage a tongue?! "

I find using my clit works quite well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must give oral and bugger off when we've done

I don't ask for much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still awesome.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Must give oral and bugger off when we've done

I don't ask for much "

Deal

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I'm still awesome."

Thought that was ya mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Must give oral and bugger off when we've done

I don't ask for much "

Eats, shoots and leaves?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's where I get it from Bladey.

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