FabSwingers.com forum: Marmite. love it or hate it?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I hate it. It smells like a thrushy minge to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soup now marmite... are we a little hungry?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate it. It smells like a thrushy minge to me.

How would you know!!!!

Hate marmite

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hate it. It smells like a thrushy minge to me.

How would you know!!!!

Hate marmite"

I once went down on a woman who needed a vat of yoghurt up her fanny! It smelt like gone of yeast... the same as marmite!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I love it, especially on crumpets.

Thrushy minge?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Christ alive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love her, she's curled up next to me asleep right now.

My dogs name is Marmite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate it. It smells like a thrushy minge to me.

How would you know!!!!

Hate marmite

I once went down on a woman who needed a vat of yoghurt up her fanny! It smelt like gone of yeast... the same as marmite!"

Eewwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love her, she's curled up next to me asleep right now.

My dogs name is Marmite."

Awwwwee

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

Great name for a dog and love marmite

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

With cheese on toast yummmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate it. It smells like a thrushy minge to me.

How would you know!!!!

Hate marmite

I once went down on a woman who needed a vat of yoghurt up her fanny! It smelt like gone of yeast... the same as marmite!"

that is nasty smelling of yeast

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By *ammerandthongsCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"I love her, she's curled up next to me asleep right now.

My dogs name is Marmite."

Aww that's just too cute what kind of dog

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Love marmite on toast ..

miss mrmarmite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love her, she's curled up next to me asleep right now.

My dogs name is Marmite.

Aww that's just too cute what kind of dog "

She's a Labrador/Springer cross.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love it, especially on crumpets.

Thrushy minge?

Oh yes, marmite on crumpets is yummy

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

^ that's just wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate it. It smells like a thrushy minge to me.

How would you know!!!!

Hate marmite

I once went down on a woman who needed a vat of yoghurt up her fanny! It smelt like gone of yeast... the same as marmite!"

Didn't you also say you went down on a woman who's fanny smelt of vomit?

Where are you finding these ladies?

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By *nFairnessMan
over a year ago

The Four Corners

cream cheese and marmite sandwiches!

got to love it.

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By *ammerandthongsCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"I love her, she's curled up next to me asleep right now.

My dogs name is Marmite.

Aww that's just too cute what kind of dog

She's a Labrador/Springer cross."

Both great dogs she sounds lovely making me miss my dog now but anyway it's a great name for a dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love marmite and vegemite. On toast where the butter has melted in. Or on a toasted crumpet.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Love marmite and vegemite. On toast where the butter has melted in. Or on a toasted crumpet.

Vegemite is just wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love her, she's curled up next to me asleep right now.

My dogs name is Marmite.

Aww that's just too cute what kind of dog

She's a Labrador/Springer cross.

Both great dogs she sounds lovely making me miss my dog now but anyway it's a great name for a dog "

I don't think of her as a dog. More like a hairy child!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs! Ewwwwwwww

I'm feeling queasy..

Love marmite though.. Although I don't think I'll ever look at a jar in the light again!!

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By *rwchcpleCouple
over a year ago

norwich

"I hate it. It smells like a thrushy minge to me.

How would you know!!!!

Hate marmite

I once went down on a woman who needed a vat of yoghurt up her fanny! It smelt like gone of yeast... the same as marmite!"

That is chuffing disgusting. She must have realised she had thrush and she let you go down on her...I didn't like marmite anyway but this may have even put me off my bi curious side !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hate it. It smells like a thrushy minge to me.

How would you know!!!!

Hate marmite

I once went down on a woman who needed a vat of yoghurt up her fanny! It smelt like gone of yeast... the same as marmite!

Didn't you also say you went down on a woman who's fanny smelt of vomit?

Where are you finding these ladies?

Devon!

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

"I hate it. It smells like a thrushy minge to me.

How would you know!!!!

Hate marmite

I once went down on a woman who needed a vat of yoghurt up her fanny! It smelt like gone of yeast... the same as marmite!

Didn't you also say you went down on a woman who's fanny smelt of vomit?

Where are you finding these ladies?

Devon!

.... Cancels surfing holiday to Devon ...

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By *nterracial2Couple
over a year ago

Ribble Valley

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By *nterracial2Couple
over a year ago

Ribble Valley

Male half here used to love it when he was a smoker, having packed that habit in says it's too salty in flavour now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hate it. It smells like a thrushy minge to me.

How would you know!!!!

Hate marmite

I once went down on a woman who needed a vat of yoghurt up her fanny! It smelt like gone of yeast... the same as marmite!

Didn't you also say you went down on a woman who's fanny smelt of vomit?

Where are you finding these ladies?

Devon!

.... Cancels surfing holiday to Devon ... "

Its the birthplace of Creamy Teas

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By *ammerandthongsCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"I love her, she's curled up next to me asleep right now.

My dogs name is Marmite.

Aww that's just too cute what kind of dog

She's a Labrador/Springer cross.

Both great dogs she sounds lovely making me miss my dog now but anyway it's a great name for a dog

I don't think of her as a dog. More like a hairy child!...

I was the same with my was devastated when my fella died

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate it. It smells like a thrushy minge to me.

I'd sooner eat a thrushy minge smothered in canesten than marmite, it's vile. It's the only thing I've ever eaten that's made me spew up..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate it but wife loves it

Went on bussines to marmite factory in Burton some Years back and i remember the awful and unpleasant smell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love marmite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Luvre it, I lick it off the knife...

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

has to be with lots of melted butter on toast or crumpets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd never ever tried it until a fab friend turned me on to it! I must say, i do have a taste for it now!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Luvre it, I lick it off the knife...

and me... propa hardcore

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Every now and then I crave it and have to have it on toast

Other than those rare crave occasions I don't like it and it turns my stomach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So, is it just me who loves Marmite so much that I eat it with a large spoon, straight from the jar....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are you licking thrushy minge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Luvre it, I lick it off the knife...

and me... propa hardcore

I'm never speaking to you again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate it

Mr likes it though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it ...but spread thinly x

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

LOVE IT!!!!

I don't have any in.. and yip.. I really want some now. On hot buttered crumpets.

You Bastards!!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

My dogs name is Marmite She's a Labrador/Springer cross."

I'd be pretty cross if ya called me Marmite as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love marmite - craved it with my first pregnancy so much that i had a huge jar on my desk at work - simply stuck my finger in and sucked it clean

not so keen on the marmite flavourd things - cos the flavour isnt the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it....I sometimes coat the home made roasties in it...nommmmmm

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Hate it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mmmmm my mate your mate

MARMITE

love it

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

Told to eat plenty of Marmite before going on holiday it would stop MOSQUITOES biting

got the worse case of thrush ever

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

My mum would smear my dummy with marmite so I have grown up to like it on toast especially with peanut butter.

But am happy to brush my teeth after enjoying Marmite and before kissing a lady.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marmite = pure nectar ....

Anyone who doesn't like it, is just plain-weird ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it on toast with sliced banana on top

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I hate it. It smells like a thrushy minge to me.

I'd sooner eat a thrushy minge smothered in canesten than marmite, it's vile. It's the only thing I've ever eaten that's made me spew up.."

Gosh! Did they read the UNLOS thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it!!! Just not in the bedroom eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marmite coated peanuts are nice, believe it or not

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

"With cheese on toast yummmm"

Love it like that too

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