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"Mrs ddc and I may have accidentally finished an entire bottle of wine whilst waiting for the roast.potToes. Apologies in advance.for.any dodgy grammer/punctuation/slightly ill-considered statements. I may have.to resurrect my idea for differently coloured posts so that tonight's drivel may be forgiven whennit is resurrected in three weeks time. ![]() I blame mrs ddc. When the roast is on she should move all they letters on your keyboard around. That'd larn ya. | |||
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"roast pot Toes ![]() silly bugger reached for the 'a' n hit caps obvs .... too mucho vino collapso | |||
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"Nothing wrong with a cheeky grope on a Sunday, it's almost compulsory!" That's okay, I've corrected your mis-type too ![]() | |||
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"Are you having anything with those toes in pots? More importantly, what did you make for pud today? I've been weaving... and sober as a sober thing that only drinks water. " Mrs ddc made a strawberry cheesecake with (almost) the last of our strawberries. Surprisingly it is the first time in a long time we didn't use the smoke detector to know when something she'd cooked was ready.... ![]() | |||
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"Are you having anything with those toes in pots? More importantly, what did you make for pud today? I've been weaving... and sober as a sober thing that only drinks water. Mrs ddc made a strawberry cheesecake with (almost) the last of our strawberries. Surprisingly it is the first time in a long time we didn't use the smoke detector to know when something she'd cooked was ready.... ![]() A baked cheesecake then? Yum. | |||
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" A baked cheesecake then? Yum. " No, but she doesnt let that stop her. We've had the smoke alarm tell us the salad was ready before now ![]() ![]() | |||
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" A baked cheesecake then? Yum. No, but she doesnt let that stop her. We've had the smoke alarm tell us the salad was ready before now ![]() ![]() You are pushing it. Mrs DDC, I hope that, like me, your snore is worse after alcohol. ![]() | |||
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" A baked cheesecake then? Yum. No, but she doesnt let that stop her. We've had the smoke alarm tell us the salad was ready before now ![]() ![]() ![]() Thanks Lickety. I have a feeling I'mlike you and frankly, he's been cheeky all day so he's got it coming to him. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Nothing wrong with a cheeky grope on a Sunday, it's almost compulsory! That's okay, I've corrected your mis-type too ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Nothing wrong with a cheeky grope on a Sunday, it's almost compulsory! That's okay, I've corrected your mis-type too ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Thanks, he needs no encouragement! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"But was the wine any good? A" Yes, thanks A. That's why it's all gone and Mr DdC up to his tricks. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"But was the wine any good? A Yes, thanks A. That's why it's all gone and Mr DdC up to his tricks. ![]() ![]() Then sod the pots of toes and crack open another! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"But was the wine any good? A Yes, thanks A. That's why it's all gone and Mr DdC up to his tricks. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ooh, go on then, you tempter you! I did give into supermarket sales marketing on Fri and bought Gin and a case of cider as on special offer so maybe something different this time. ![]() ![]() | |||
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" crack open another! ![]() ![]() Oo-er, I was going to politely decline, two bottles and I'll be telling everyone how much I love them, and agreeing to add all sorts to our friend's list ![]() | |||
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" crack open another! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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" to add all sorts to our friend's list ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That was different, I've always been a bit of a socks-maniac ![]() ![]() | |||
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"roast pot Toes ![]() PRobably what cannibals have for bar snacks! ![]() | |||
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"Are you having anything with those toes in pots? More importantly, what did you make for pud today? I've been weaving... and sober as a sober thing that only drinks water. Mrs ddc made a strawberry cheesecake with (almost) the last of our strawberries. Surprisingly it is the first time in a long time we didn't use the smoke detector to know when something she'd cooked was ready.... ![]() That sir is well worth a LOL. I salute your bravery. Although appreciate it may be the grappa talking.... ![]() ![]() | |||
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".... That sir is well worth a LOL. I salute your bravery. Although appreciate it may be the grampa talking.... ![]() ![]() Oi! I've already told that Fireblade fella I'm not a grampa. If you must know I'm actually only 32, but the stress of living with Mrs ddc has sure taken its toll..... ![]() ![]() | |||
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".... That sir is well worth a LOL. I salute your bravery. Although appreciate it may be the grampa talking.... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Frying pans are on Sale at us... ![]() | |||
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".... That sir is well worth a LOL. I salute your bravery. Although appreciate it may be the grampa talking.... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() He's just run over, given me a quick kiss goodnight and cleared off to bed. He really is the cheekiest man alive. ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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".... That sir is well worth a LOL. I salute your bravery. Although appreciate it may be the grampa talking.... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Grappa not grandpa. ![]() ![]() | |||
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" Grappa not grandpa. ![]() ![]() Dionysus's pixies may have changed your spelling for comedic effect ![]() | |||
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".... Do not expect him to be posting in the morning! ![]() Shhh, you ain't seen me, roight? ![]() | |||
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" Grappa not grandpa. ![]() ![]() ![]() You are a devil ![]() ![]() | |||
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" Grappa not grandpa. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Moi? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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" Grappa not grandpa. ![]() ![]() ![]() It worked. I laughed. ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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