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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Mrs ddc and I may have accidentally finished an entire bottle of wine whilst waiting for the roast.potToes.

Apologies in advance.for.any dodgy grammer/punctuation/slightly ill-considered statements. I may have.to resurrect my idea for differently coloured posts so that tonight's drivel may be forgiven whennit is resurrected in three weeks time.

Mr (hic) ddc

(I blame admin: how hard could it be to have an anti-tipsy facility? Eg, make the 'post message' button move and harder to hit)

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

No one can get the badge from him.

Obvs me posting doesn't count, lol!

Mrs DDC

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I blame it on the rain, I've been on vodka sunrises all afternoon

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Mrs ddc and I may have accidentally finished an entire bottle of wine whilst waiting for the roast.potToes.

Apologies in advance.for.any dodgy grammer/punctuation/slightly ill-considered statements. I may have.to resurrect my idea for differently coloured posts so that tonight's drivel may be forgiven whennit is resurrected in three weeks time.

Mr (hic) ddc

(I blame admin: how hard could it be to have an anti-tipsy facility? Eg, make the 'post message' button move and harder to hit)"

I blame mrs ddc. When the roast is on she should move all they letters on your keyboard around. That'd larn ya.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I have had a sneaky vodka too

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

roast pot Toes .

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"roast pot Toes . "

silly bugger reached for the 'a' n hit caps obvs .... too mucho vino collapso

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By *ildt123Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield

Nothing wrong with a cheeky grape on a Sunday, it's almost compulsory!

Good plan getting your apologies in first tho

Have one for me. That's wine not the Mrs bad lad!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Are you having anything with those toes in pots? More importantly, what did you make for pud today?

I've been weaving... and sober as a sober thing that only drinks water.

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Nothing wrong with a cheeky grope on a Sunday, it's almost compulsory!"

That's okay, I've corrected your mis-type too

Mr ddc

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Are you having anything with those toes in pots? More importantly, what did you make for pud today?

I've been weaving... and sober as a sober thing that only drinks water.

"

Mrs ddc made a strawberry cheesecake with (almost) the last of our strawberries. Surprisingly it is the first time in a long time we didn't use the smoke detector to know when something she'd cooked was ready....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Are you having anything with those toes in pots? More importantly, what did you make for pud today?

I've been weaving... and sober as a sober thing that only drinks water.

Mrs ddc made a strawberry cheesecake with (almost) the last of our strawberries. Surprisingly it is the first time in a long time we didn't use the smoke detector to know when something she'd cooked was ready....

"

A baked cheesecake then? Yum.

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"

A baked cheesecake then? Yum.

"

No, but she doesnt let that stop her.

We've had the smoke alarm tell us the salad was ready before now

(Why do you think I do the bulk of the cooking )

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

A baked cheesecake then? Yum.

No, but she doesnt let that stop her.

We've had the smoke alarm tell us the salad was ready before now

(Why do you think I do the bulk of the cooking )"

You are pushing it. Mrs DDC, I hope that, like me, your snore is worse after alcohol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got my eye on the gin bottle, with tonic and ice and a slice of course!

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"

A baked cheesecake then? Yum.

No, but she doesnt let that stop her.

We've had the smoke alarm tell us the salad was ready before now

(Why do you think I do the bulk of the cooking

You are pushing it. Mrs DDC, I hope that, like me, your snore is worse after alcohol. "

Thanks Lickety.

I have a feeling I'mlike you and frankly, he's been cheeky all day so he's got it coming to him.

Mrs DDC

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By *ildt123Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield


"Nothing wrong with a cheeky grope on a Sunday, it's almost compulsory!

That's okay, I've corrected your mis-type too

Mr ddc"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have a post tramlins festival daughter splayed out on the sofa - due mostly to a higher than recommended ratio of gin to tonic consumed over yesterday and into the early hours of this morning

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Nothing wrong with a cheeky grope on a Sunday, it's almost compulsory!

That's okay, I've corrected your mis-type too

Mr ddc

"

Thanks, he needs no encouragement!

Mrs DDC

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

But was the wine any good?

A

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"But was the wine any good?

A"

Yes, thanks A.

That's why it's all gone and Mr DdC up to his tricks.

Mrs DDC

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"But was the wine any good?

A

Yes, thanks A.

That's why it's all gone and Mr DdC up to his tricks.

Mrs DDC"

Then sod the pots of toes and crack open another!

A

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"But was the wine any good?

A

Yes, thanks A.

That's why it's all gone and Mr DdC up to his tricks.

Mrs DDC

Then sod the pots of toes and crack open another!

A"

Ooh, go on then, you tempter you!

I did give into supermarket sales marketing on Fri and bought Gin and a case of cider as on special offer so maybe something different this time.

Mrs DDC

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


" crack open another!

A

Ooh, go on then, you tempter you!

Mrs DDC"

Oo-er, I was going to politely decline, two bottles and I'll be telling everyone how much I love them, and agreeing to add all sorts to our friend's list

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" crack open another!

A

Ooh, go on then, you tempter you!

Mrs DDC

Oo-er, I was going to politely decline, two bottles and I'll be telling everyone how much I love them, and agreeing to add all sorts to our friend's list

I remember that from the last time

And as for the pictures you sent

Mr ddc"

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


" to add all sorts to our friend's list

I remember that from the last time

And as for the pictures you sent

Mr ddc "

That was different, I've always been a bit of a socks-maniac

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By *isdirtygirlCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there


"roast pot Toes . "

PRobably what cannibals have for bar snacks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you having anything with those toes in pots? More importantly, what did you make for pud today?

I've been weaving... and sober as a sober thing that only drinks water.

Mrs ddc made a strawberry cheesecake with (almost) the last of our strawberries. Surprisingly it is the first time in a long time we didn't use the smoke detector to know when something she'd cooked was ready....

"

That sir is well worth a LOL.

I salute your bravery. Although appreciate it may be the grappa talking....

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"....

That sir is well worth a LOL.

I salute your bravery. Although appreciate it may be the grampa talking....

"

Oi!

I've already told that Fireblade fella I'm not a grampa.

If you must know I'm actually only 32, but the stress of living with Mrs ddc has sure taken its toll.....

(Later on, I won't quite be sure if the headache was caused by the wine, or the inevitable frying pan...

)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....

That sir is well worth a LOL.

I salute your bravery. Although appreciate it may be the grampa talking....

Oi!

I've already told that Fireblade fella I'm not a grampa.

If you must know I'm actually only 32, but the stress of living with Mrs ddc has sure taken its toll.....

(Later on, I won't quite be sure if the headache was caused by the wine, or the inevitable frying pan...

)"

Frying pans are on Sale at us... Nice heavy ones

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"....

That sir is well worth a LOL.

I salute your bravery. Although appreciate it may be the grampa talking....

Oi!

I've already told that Fireblade fella I'm not a grampa.

If you must know I'm actually only 32, but the stress of living with Mrs ddc has sure taken its toll.....

(Later on, I won't quite be sure if the headache was caused by the wine, or the inevitable frying pan...

)"

He's just run over, given me a quick kiss goodnight and cleared off to bed. He really is the cheekiest man alive.

Right off to bed myself...

Now where's the frying pan/rolling pin/empty bottle of wine?

Do not expect him to be posting in the morning!

Mrs DDC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....

That sir is well worth a LOL.

I salute your bravery. Although appreciate it may be the grampa talking....

Oi!

I've already told that Fireblade fella I'm not a grampa.

If you must know I'm actually only 32, but the stress of living with Mrs ddc has sure taken its toll.....

(Later on, I won't quite be sure if the headache was caused by the wine, or the inevitable frying pan...

)"

Grappa not grandpa.

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"

Grappa not grandpa.

"

Dionysus's pixies may have changed your spelling for comedic effect

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"....

Do not expect him to be posting in the morning!

Mrs DDC"

Shhh, you ain't seen me, roight?

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Grappa not grandpa.

Dionysus's pixies may have changed your spelling for comedic effect "

You are a devil

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"

Grappa not grandpa.

Dionysus's pixies may have changed your spelling for comedic effect

You are a devil "

Moi?

No-one here but us choirboys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Grappa not grandpa.

Dionysus's pixies may have changed your spelling for comedic effect "

It worked. I laughed.

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