FabSwingers.com forum: Introduce yourself

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I thought as more and more have joined the forum and I seen lots of new ones, lets all introduce each other and get to know one or another.

Hello. I am ShagTonight, ST for short. I come from the land of snow and Vikings from south of Sweden Malmo. I go to the gym everyday and my favourite tv show is Big brother.

Favorite sweet: Haribos, the cola bottles are the best.

Favorite football team: Manchester city

Favorite sex pos: Doggy styler

Favorite snooker player: Ronnie

Favorite tv shows: Big brother, doctors and easternders amongst other documentaries.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

My name is DiamondJoe.

I do what I like.

Do you understand?

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By *nFairnessMan
over a year ago

The Four Corners

Hi my name is fae...''hi fae''... and im an alcoholic..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello, I'm Dr London.

Could you step behind this curtain and take all your clothes off while I wash my hands?

Thank you.

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Hi, I'm ladybee... according to some up my own arse and stroppy, according to others a bit of a laugh.

Currently in an open relationship with a great fella who has my submission - but thats not how I look to meet on fab anyway. I like meeting couples and other females, and sometimes the odd single fella too

My profile tells you a bit more about me.

I don't drink so won't be posting any d*unken nonsense, and am currently not in training as I had an accident in June that damaged a shoulder - but I am looking to start playing golf when it heals, and like outdoors. I'm also a liverpool fan.

Thats probably enough boring stuff...

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By *rwchcpleCouple
over a year ago

norwich

I'm new to the forums and there is some funny shit on here but there's also some weird stuff and some very random stuff. I have led a very sheltered life !!

Hope I can keep up with you all

A x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Swaggers in*

I don't need no introduction, speak to my bodyguards.

*Swaggers off to VIP section*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss seductive kisser here.....yes I live up to my name. I like a laugh and love a good flirt . I'm a lovely woman with a great arse( so I'm told ) . Good evening everyone .

Kelly x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Swaggers in*

I don't need no introduction, speak to my bodyguards.

*Swaggers off to VIP section*"

That's where I wash my hands with warm water...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm GentleManBen. My real name is not Ben, and the most gentlemanly thing I do is wipe my cock on the curtains after a fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi i'm Kim.. i'm neither cute nor sassy

i like Maoam and have an alter ego called Giles and i've fairly large beach balls strapped to my chest.

I like Manchester City

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Daniel, I'm not on here often during the day as I work nights.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm _isscheekychops I love cooking, make up and clothes and willies

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

Hello I'm NotForSofties and I'm a sex addict. Is this the right group?

(Although my autocorrect meant the removed post above said I was a second addict. I don't do sloppy seconds for anyone!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi. My name is V

Some call me Vee!

I'm a perv

A kinky perv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm me.

Can't tell you anymore otherwise I'd have to kill you

Except I support Norwich City FC which is very random as I have no connection to the place. Saying that, I have no connection to Reading either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm _isscheekychops I love cooking, make up and clothes and willies

I read that as wellies Miss Cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pops in, says _ello.

Waves.

I'm totally lost on Fab, I have no idea what it's all about.

I frequently whistle innocently.

I'm mostly to be found in the lounge.

I once had a shoe stolen on a meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Elle. Been here a while. Love to stealth perve and have been barred from a well known club.....

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

Hello I'm _o30 but jo for short

I like chatting, meeting new people. Apparently not as innocent as I look

. Oh have beautiful eyes and great boobs ( so I've been told) x

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By *L RogueMan
over a year ago

London

The name's CL Rogue.

I'm a easy-going, fun-loving, pleasure-giving kinda guy!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'm _isscheekychops I love cooking, make up and clothes and willies

I read that as wellies Miss Cheeky

I love willy wellies too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm _isscheekychops I love cooking, make up and clothes and willies

I read that as wellies Miss Cheeky

I love willy wellies too

Safety first, eh Cheeky?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm James, I'm awesome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Swaggers in*

I don't need no introduction, speak to my bodyguards.

*Swaggers off to VIP section*

That's where I wash my hands with warm water...

I don't see your name on the list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is Vim Fuego. I let my guitar speak for me" Sorry got confused,

married 15yrs. We have been involved in swinging before but not currently active

active Just here being an irritant in the forums and blindly ignoring hints to shut up,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I'm Iconic

I like clothes, make up, rock music, photography, dressmaking. I am a creative person.

I like documentaries on TV, I don't watch soaps or the only way is Essex type programmes.

I don't suffer fools and I don't put up with negativity from anyone. I like the forum and I'm not afraid to express my opinion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had a shoe stolen on a meet."

Now I'm intrigued , who stole it?

Hello, I'm Iona, unfortunately I don't have a Scottish accent. I am often found at the local farmers convention in the hay bales talking combine harvesters!

I like to natter, a lot! Enjoy the banter on the forums - even those pesky single males often make me smile.

I enjoy meeting lots of different people socially and learn something new everyday here! I didn't know what a bingo top was until yesterday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought as more and more have joined the forum and I seen lots of new ones, lets all introduce each other and get to know one or another.

Hello. I am ShagTonight, ST for short. I come from the land of snow and Vikings from south of Sweden Malmo. I go to the gym everyday and my favourite tv show is Big brother.

Favorite sweet: Haribos, the cola bottles are the best.

Favorite football team: Manchester city

Favorite sex pos: Doggy styler

Favorite snooker player: Ronnie

Favorite tv shows: Big brother, doctors and easternders amongst other documentaries.

I once had an affair with a guy from Malmö....... Happy days......!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I'm diamondsmiles, what you see is what you get, outofdate photos as I can't keep up with the weight loss, think I'm about 1 1/2 stone lighter since the last ones and soon to be a gilf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello. I've been visiting the forums for nearly two years now. It's really interesting, fun and often informative. I'm a big science fiction fan and I've loved Star Trek since I saw The Trouble with Tribbles a loooong time ago. I'm a proper Janner and proud of it. I'm a bit of a geek. I enjoy dance, rap, hip hop and UK grime. I absolutely love younger men. It's my thing. Also, I'm a really nice person and my glass is always half full.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought as more and more have joined the forum and I seen lots of new ones, lets all introduce each other and get to know one or another.

Hello. I am ShagTonight, ST for short. I come from the land of snow and Vikings from south of Sweden Malmo. I go to the gym everyday and my favourite tv show is Big brother.

Favorite sweet: Haribos, the cola bottles are the best.

Favorite football team: Manchester city

Favorite sex pos: Doggy styler

Favorite snooker player: Ronnie

Favorite tv shows: Big brother, doctors and easternders amongst other documentaries.

I once had an affair with a guy from Malmö....... Happy days......!

"
Nice one and yes, its a nice place too x.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Hi I'm Foxy and I'm a boring fart to be honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello, I'm Miss Gwynn. I'm a newb and I joined to be corrupted. It's going nicely.x

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By *sla69Woman
over a year ago

coventry/Leicestershire border

First time forum poster x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First time forum poster x"

Welcome to the forum world......xxx

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Oh and I'm half danish

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By *sla69Woman
over a year ago

coventry/Leicestershire border

"First time forum poster x

Welcome to the forum world......xxx"

thank you have to bare with me lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First time forum poster x"

Good luck. You'll need it...

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

We are Buxom Red , Red is a buxom lady hence the name and Dick is the quiet male half .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Swaggers in*

I don't need no introduction, speak to my bodyguards.

*Swaggers off to VIP section*

That's where I wash my hands with warm water...

I don't see your name on the list.

I'm medical staff, AAA pass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing to see here,,,,,Just a bloke in a frock.... nothing unusual about that

Now move along please.... move along.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, I'm Steve.

I play guitar, take photos, been around Japan, Moscow, Amsterdam, forgotten locations in Spain and France. I speak fluent gobshite and need to pee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Swaggers in*

I don't need no introduction, speak to my bodyguards.

*Swaggers off to VIP section*

That's where I wash my hands with warm water...

I don't see your name on the list.

I'm medical staff, AAA pass

It's ok. One of my guards gave me the heads up and said they'd seen your ID.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Hi, I'm Tina Titz, available for weddings, birthdays, bar mitzvahs but not children's parties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi, I'm Tina Titz, available for weddings, birthdays, bar mitzvahs but not children's parties

You forgot forum insurance and platinum membership

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First time forum poster x

Welcome to the forum world......xxx

thank you have to bare with me lol xx"

I've been bare with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi, I'm Tina Titz, available for weddings, birthdays, bar mitzvahs but not children's parties

You forgot forum insurance and platinum membership

Shhh the platinum membership is secret.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi im vara, pink haired weirdo, nerd from the land of dwarves.

Get on with most ppl unless your a prick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im QoT funsized,shy and angelic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Swaggers in*

I don't need no introduction, speak to my bodyguards.

*Swaggers off to VIP section*

That's where I wash my hands with warm water...

I don't see your name on the list.

I'm medical staff, AAA pass

It's ok. One of my guards gave me the heads up and said they'd seen your ID.

Is that the terrifying tattooed fucker with the wandering hands? I assumed that was Bladey...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey everyone! I'm Bradly, shy at first but then super talkative. Love older women, tattooes, anything I can move to and gardening! Honestly, absolutely love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im Lady Penelope. Im not posh and my name isn't penelope but if I told you my real name then I would have to...............

Anyway im quite friendly as long as you don't piss me off by not reading my profile especially the last 2 lines.

Pleased to meet everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im Thenidan.

Friendly pisstaker with a sensitive side.

Multifaceted, complex with an addiction to tattoos and nice ladies.

Off to use my ninja skills to sneak into the vip area

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Hello.

I'm new here.

I signed up as my mother told me about it.

I am waiting to find out about everyone and hope you're all nice people.

Bit scared but i'll be okay when I get to know you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I'm tosh and I'm scared of moths

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi I'm tosh and I'm scared of moths "

LIAR.. your Jane and sing on cruise ships!

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By *sla69Woman
over a year ago

coventry/Leicestershire border

Oh you've been a lot with me QOT

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'm DG and I pop in and fuck off again as the mood takes me.

I like to look for myself rather than be pestered, talk shite with fellow forumites, hate chatrooms and rude people.

my cat and my VW Beetle, take photos in my spare time and write lists.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Swaggers in*

I don't need no introduction, speak to my bodyguards.

*Swaggers off to VIP section*

That's where I wash my hands with warm water...

I don't see your name on the list.

I'm medical staff, AAA pass

It's ok. One of my guards gave me the heads up and said they'd seen your ID.

Is that the terrifying tattooed fucker with the wandering hands? I assumed that was Bladey...

No, he's nice though and runs a kitten adoption shelter in his spare time.

It was Clamps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi I'm tosh and I'm scared of moths

LIAR.. your Jane and sing on cruise ships!

But he's definately scared of moths....big pussy cat......!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, I'm alice. I usually just lurk the forums & perv at pics but I was feeling left out so thought I'd join in!!

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By *sla69Woman
over a year ago

coventry/Leicestershire border

"Im QoT funsized,shy and angelic

shy !!!! Angelic!! Rolfl xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi, I'm alice. I usually just lurk the forums & perv at pics but I was feeling left out so thought I'd join in!!"

Lovely pics alice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi I'm tosh and I'm scared of moths

LIAR.. your Jane and sing on cruise ships!

"
everyone let me introduce you too Giles. She works the farm. Shovelling cow shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi I'm tosh and I'm scared of moths

LIAR.. your Jane and sing on cruise ships!

But he's definately scared of moths....big pussy cat......!

"
I am also scared of big pussy cats. ( and big pussys )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi I'm tosh and I'm scared of moths

LIAR.. your Jane and sing on cruise ships!

But he's definately scared of moths....big pussy cat......!

I am also scared of big pussy cats. ( and big pussys )

I'M scared of big pussies too.....!!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Hi I'm tosh and I'm scared of moths

LIAR.. your Jane and sing on cruise ships!

But he's definately scared of moths....big pussy cat......!

I am also scared of big pussy cats. ( and big pussys )

You just want to stuff 'em all poor things!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Hello I am Frisky, and today Shaggers, I am going to be a wood nymph!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First time forum poster x"

Welcome.......

Leave while you have a chance, they're all mad I tell you.....

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

hi im Suzy

49% nice 50% minxy 1% mofo

usually to be found where wit and niceness pervades the atmosphere

allergic to whinging, bullshit and drama, the reaction is usually silence

long fuse, patience of a saint, but no slave to social conformity.

enjoying a spring/ summer tour of deviance..maybe extending to the autumn and winter. my inbox is like a fortress, but can happily be found playing spin the duck, dancing and generally having a good sexy time at a club near you, or, playing PA with the nocturnal roll call on the forums

my veris tell you what others think of me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi I'm tosh and I'm scared of moths

LIAR.. your Jane and sing on cruise ships!

everyone let me introduce you too Giles. She works the farm. Shovelling cow shit

i said that in my introduction ^^^ up in the thread somewhere..

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I'm Lou. I like sci-fi films and novels, pretty much any type of music, books generally and am a slight comedy geek (but nowhere near the level of Tina; her knowledge is awesome). I have a BF but we have fun with our own singles profiles on here. I can't resist playing devil's advocate or considering both sides of an argument so come across as a right fence-sitter on the forum. Oh, and I like lingerie. And inventing outfits. A lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi I'm tosh and I'm scared of moths

LIAR.. your Jane and sing on cruise ships!

But he's definately scared of moths....big pussy cat......!

I am also scared of big pussy cats. ( and big pussys )

You just want to stuff 'em all poor things!

"
all pussies should be stuffed

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Hi I'm tosh and I'm scared of moths

LIAR.. your Jane and sing on cruise ships!

But he's definately scared of moths....big pussy cat......!

I am also scared of big pussy cats. ( and big pussys )

You just want to stuff 'em all poor things!

all pussies should be stuffed

You're eeevil, pure evil!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi I'm tosh and I'm scared of moths

LIAR.. your Jane and sing on cruise ships!

everyone let me introduce you too Giles. She works the farm. Shovelling cow shit

i said that in my introduction ^^^ up in the thread somewhere..

"
nah you made it sound like you glamorous when really you only have 1 pig 2 cows and a shed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, I'm Courtney, of Marc.Courtney. I'm fairly new to the world of swinging (last couple of months).

My favorite sports are basketball and baseball.

I prefer coffee to tea.

And I'm American (and no, I never did the whole swinging thing in the US)

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi I'm tosh and I'm scared of moths

LIAR.. your Jane and sing on cruise ships!

But he's definately scared of moths....big pussy cat......!

I am also scared of big pussy cats. ( and big pussys )

I'M scared of big pussies too.....!!

"
and moths ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi I'm tosh and I'm scared of moths

LIAR.. your Jane and sing on cruise ships!

But he's definately scared of moths....big pussy cat......!

I am also scared of big pussy cats. ( and big pussys )

You just want to stuff 'em all poor things!

all pussies should be stuffed

You're eeevil, pure evil!

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

My name is Robert. I'm growing old......disgracefully.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I'm Mandy. My hubby is Ian. Sometimes we want to do the same things, sometimes we like different things so swinging suits us very well. We are very keen dancers. I am very chatty, energetic and adventurous - Ian is a bit quieter, sometimes likes to watch me have fun, sometimes joins in. We both love dancing. And spanking! M x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi I'm tosh and I'm scared of moths

LIAR.. your Jane and sing on cruise ships!

But he's definately scared of moths....big pussy cat......!

I am also scared of big pussy cats. ( and big pussys )

I'M scared of big pussies too.....!!

and moths ? "

Nah......I'm a Foxy Moth Lover.....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi I'm tosh and I'm scared of moths

LIAR.. your Jane and sing on cruise ships!

But he's definately scared of moths....big pussy cat......!

I am also scared of big pussy cats. ( and big pussys )

I'M scared of big pussies too.....!!

and moths ?

Nah......I'm a Foxy Moth Lover.....!

"
Awww yer softy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I'm Red.

I am a er Redhead.

Been around here a while but only recently back from maternity leave from fab!

Prefer quality over quantity ref meets and cba with numpties on forums.

I am also a glitter-coated unicorn with rainbow mane and tail in fab terms ie single fem!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi, I'm alice. I usually just lurk the forums & perv at pics but I was feeling left out so thought I'd join in!!

Lovely pics alice

Agreed...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am TheTiG

A deviant

A chameleon

And

A woman pleaser

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"Oh and I'm half danish

which half? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi I'm Red.

I am a er Redhead.

Been around here a while but only recently back from maternity leave from fab!

Prefer quality over quantity ref meets and cba with numpties on forums.

I am also a glitter-coated unicorn with rainbow mane and tail in fab terms ie single fem!

Ooh where did you get the glitter and rainbow outfit as I'm a single fem as well but not got the uniform.....yet!!!!!??

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Hello I'm _o30 but jo for short

I like chatting, meeting new people. Apparently not as innocent as I look

. Oh have beautiful eyes and great boobs ( so I've been told) x "
sorry forgot I'm also half German. Guten Abend x

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

im ruby btw been here for a while

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By *orkieLassCouple
over a year ago

York

My names Dolly, and I'm a serial killer. I also do test driving in my spare time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello all, I'm Mr Polarbear. I've been around for a while so some of you may have endured some of the bollox i write in the forums. I'm partial to the odd avatar challenge and generally think I'm pretty chilled. Come say Hello!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi names N... N+

I have a little tattoo of a bulldog hence the username.

I don't exercise as I don't need too.

I don't smoke. I don't drink unless it's a special occasion then I can drink lots.

I'm still looking for something but haven't figured out what...

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

Hi I'm Dawn.

Joined years ago as a single woman met some lovely people

Currently pregnant with second child, so not arranging meets until next year.

Favourite movie/television genre is horror and sci-fi.

I'm am Bi and have a big love for CDs/TVs and Greek men yummy

Love the colour purple.

Favourite position is doggy, rough and with people watching.

Have a quirky way of life, I wanted to loose weight so had a gastric band fitted (not on nhs) I wanted another child so went to a private sperm bank, I'm feeling horny so have offered to pay my ex for a night of fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Shag, I'm mimieux, a blue haired bad bitch. Ronnie is a cracking snooker player but the ginger guy in his iron man coloured snazzy snooker outfit stole my heart this year.

And I'm off to Amsterdam tomorro!

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By *r Man.Man
over a year ago

London

I am what it says. Mr man.

I was Mr man69 and due to time and age the 69 dropped off.

I'm up my own arse, because no one else will go there, so be warned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I'm...

SINGLE MALE POST, IGNORE!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im QoT funsized,shy and angelic

shy !!!! Angelic!! Rolfl xx"

What are you trying to say?

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Julie, former army and pro Domme, now performer, DJ and artist.

I'm 38 and having myself a bit of a consensual midlife crisis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I'm holstenpils a wanna be comedian x have tried swinging but seem to spend most of my time on the slides and roundabouts and have a special needs husky who seems to eat everything apart from the food you give him x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hi im shaun

i like to squeeze things

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By *sla69Woman
over a year ago

coventry/Leicestershire border

"Im QoT funsized,shy and angelic

shy !!!! Angelic!! Rolfl xx

What are you trying to say?

Nothing sweetie just thought of better words to describe you. Pocket rocket.....sexalisious...devil In disguise xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm EasyPleaser, dip in and out. Depends how Tinder goes

I'm mainly here for ladies who appreciate a hairy chest

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Hi all were Cal & Nita ...

On fab for fun n frolics and often to be found in the chat rooms.

We both have sensible responsible jobs, so like to let our hair down when we get the chance.

We're music lovers, Cal plays several instruments and is a drummer in a local band, and I love to dance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 26/07/15 21:03:37]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I'm sparky, easy going layed back and a bit of a scifi geek.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Mel from Essex,I need corrupting and showing the ropes. Curious about clubs and very new to the scene x

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Hello. I'm neither John or soda..

I'm a single fella called... Darryl, Yep double r y l ..although I'll answer to other spellings as they sound the same,

Unlike many I've never measured the size of my cock.

Anything you'd like to know.. ask away,

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I'm MissBehaving.... or MissB as most are too lazy to type the extra 7 letters

Been here for ages but mainly been having a break the last couple of months.

I'm a bit sarcastic, some say cheeky, some say rude.... I prefer brutally honest

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

Hi, this is my hobby

Sexual adventures with the romantic passionate guys who are on FaB, intro over!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Was superramfan for nearly 9 years, so I suppose I'm part of the furniture. Have had some good meets off here in the past, but am mainly here to post inane drivel on the forums these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Leo

I've never actually been surfing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Miss Socks

I wander around the forums posting inane drivel and humour

Oh and occasionally let my sarcasm out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I'm LLnL. In stealth mode at the mo (for reasons not to be discussed on here) but pop on the forums now and again .Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Phil, a 34 year old widow and father of one. Born in Manchester, raised in Lincoln. Spent 8 years living in Australia, been living back in the UK for 2 years in a tiny village called Tickton which is near Hull. I support Lincoln City and I hate peas, except mushy ones. I'm also a recovering sexual deviant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi I'm LLnL. In stealth mode at the mo (for reasons not to be discussed on here) but pop on the forums now and again .Xxx"
hey up LLNL stranger xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr N, random waffler extraordinaire........nearly 40, pretty handy with a camera, fittest fat bloke I know, and all round thoroughly bloody nice bloke.

Mrs N, incredible bum, need I say more?

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By *huramMan
over a year ago

London

Good evening.

Sir Richard Dastardly here.

Pleased to meat you (given half a chance).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Good Evening,Ms Strawberry

not long joined so far so good . Looking forward to good times making new friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the joker, also known as big D. Drive a truck and lift lots of weights in the gym. Used to play rugby and compete as a powerlifter. Have a soft spot for curvy women and love being pegged.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm MissBehaving.... or MissB as most are too lazy to type the extra 7 letters

Been here for ages but mainly been having a break the last couple of months.

I'm a bit sarcastic, some say cheeky, some say rude.... I prefer brutally honest

Welcome back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi....im an angel but known as cinders...I was forced to join here by my ugly sister's. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I'm Tosh and I'm a virgin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Graham, 40's, laid back, stupid, I laugh at the most inappropriate times, oh and I sometimes laugh during the act of copulation...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi I'm Tosh and I'm a virgin

Chokes on my coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi I'm Tosh and I'm a virgin

Chokes on my coffee

"
well if your angelic I'm a virgin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi I'm Tosh and I'm a virgin

Chokes on my coffee

well if your angelic I'm a virgin "

But I look like a angel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi I'm Tosh and I'm a virgin

Chokes on my coffee

well if your angelic I'm a virgin

But I look like a angel

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Hells angel ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now, this is a story all about how

My life got flipped-turned upside down

And I'd like to take a minute

Just sit right there

I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised

On the playground was where I spent most of my days

Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool

And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school

When a couple of guys who were up to no good

Started making trouble in my neighborhood

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared

She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi I'm...

SINGLE MALE POST, IGNORE!

SINGLE MALE POST, IGNORE!"

I think that's the first time you made me half laugh SB

Hiya I'm Flossy... a weirdo lurker who roams the forums for strays and men in flips flops

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Hello, my name is TGND

*Hello, TGND*

It has been three weeks since my last fish, on my honor, or may I be chopped up and made into soup.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi I'm LLnL. In stealth mode at the mo (for reasons not to be discussed on here) but pop on the forums now and again .Xxx hey up LLNL stranger xx

Hiya .Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi I'm...

SINGLE MALE POST, IGNORE!

I think that's the first time you made me half laugh SB"

You mean I split your sides every other time I joke right?

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

I'm not really Bruce from Finding Nemo!

I'm actually an astronaut and on a mission to Mars last October I fought 3 space bears and ended up on crutches. I am extremely accident prone and often slip in the shower or get my fat arse stuck in the bath.

I'm supposedly a southern softie born in Manchester but raised in Surrey and now living in the middle of nowhere in Yorkshire!

I've been here for around 3 years. This is my 3rd profile. I have also been known as 'ChattyBBW' (I decided I dislike the term bbw), 'TalkativeGirl' (I don't know what went through my head!), and 'Poontangfasticsfizzyfanny'.

I am a bit of a stroppy cow.

I like tea but rarely drink it.

I like those haribo jelly men things.

I don't think there's much else to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi I'm...

SINGLE MALE POST, IGNORE!

I think that's the first time you made me half laugh SB

You mean I split your sides every other time I joke right?"

sure you do

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

Hi I'm Flash and I'm an addict.

To the forums mainly.

Get no work done and I'm self employed so really ought to get help....

Oh yea - WOOF!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Q.W.E.R.T.Y

Basically having a nose to what the forums can offer.

Have fun all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I'm Taff

I basically do what the pooch says he is the brains and looks of the outfit lol

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By *igsweatysackMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

Hi Mike a totally hunky Welsh guy

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Hi, I'm still fairly new here

I was Bonnie01 but thought naming myself after my dad's dog was wrong

Juniper Green is my favourite gin not that I drink much or often as a single mum of 2

Still figuring out what I want from life but determined to have some bloody good fun with some fab people along the way!!

I'm still waiting for my badge from Bladey.............

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London&Dublin

Hell-O

I’m Sultry the Succubus who was given the task to study the human beings on earth. I thought being a guy-in-a-dress makes it easier to blend in with the human male and female but DAMN !!.. I was wrong. Should’ve done my homework.

I’m on earth only for 5-6 weeks a year during my annual hell-iday and use the time to meet fit athletic men before my hibernation in winter. I’m allergic to insecure human-being and I always have a packet of 50mg Prednisolone for emergencies - in case I encounter one…or a herd of them.

My English is bad as it's not my first language and therefore whenever I offended people in the forum, I use it as an excuse.

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By *ynchedWoman
over a year ago

Dunstable

Not long discovered the forums, I'm a naughty girl who loves being Syn-ful,

I'm Synched because I love the feel of a corset pulling me in

(yeah I know its spelt differently, but its my name, and I like it...)

I'm a free spirit looking for my tribe....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing to see here.....I'm invisible and like it that way......you ain't seen me, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing to see here.....I'm invisible and like it that way......you ain't seen me, right?"

Who said that?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello, my name is Shadwell.

I was going on a daytrip to Prestatyn today but as my father got the car out of the garage he ran over Granny and as we couldn't get her in the car boot for all the packed cucumber sandwiches, pop and blankets i went to church instead.

ps That's Shadwell with a d, not a g.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey I'm CL,

Overall I'm a pretty laid back kind of person who spends way more time than I should in the forums which is also the reason why I'm crap at replying to messages!

I'm a real girlie girl but also enjoy going down t'pub having a few bevvies and watching the footie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spanisheyes, popped over from.the Irish forum, have been swinging on and off from 2007.

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By *ames6ft5Man
over a year ago

North London / Herts

This is James.

I'm newish and dip into the forums.

I studiously avoid confrontation in the forums, despite having a view on literally everything

. I've met a few fab forumites over the last month or two through lovely meets or socially in a club. They're all cool so far.

Sometimes found on the nocturnal roll call, and never like to miss a Face Pic Friday - god you people are beautiful.

My veris will tell you what others think of me.

Have fun

James xx

That is all, you can all carry on as you were.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello

I'm Pink Mist. I'm a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind.

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

I'm Random.

Very random.

I'm here to laugh at you all, ogle at your arse pics, flirt with all the hettie fellas, dance with all the women, hug you when you're down, but mostly...

Nah, just kidding. I'm just here to laugh at you all.

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

Oh & eat popcorn. Toffee Butterkist mostly.

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I'm MissBehaving.... or MissB as most are too lazy to type the extra 7 letters

Been here for ages but mainly been having a break the last couple of months.

I'm a bit sarcastic, some say cheeky, some say rude.... I prefer brutally honest

Welcome back

Thank you lovey

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