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Which would be the best seller?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fanny Packers

Self lubricating packing to take up the slack caused by child birth or over enthusiastic hammerings

or

Cock Lagging

For those of us less fortunate hombres to be able to enjoy the same sexy sensations of our donkey dicked comrades when encountering the ladies described above

Could be on Dragons Den

I'm in, I'm out, I'm in, I'm out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s an urban myth child birth and too much sex causes big fannies made up mostly by men with pencil dicks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s an urban myth child birth and too much sex causes big fannies made up mostly by men with pencil dicks "

pmsl....these forums always make me giggle!!!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Jack, you have far too much time on your hands and too many thoughts in your dirty mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s an urban myth child birth and too much sex causes big fannies made up mostly by men with pencil dicks "

It's a HH pencil though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jack, you have far too much time on your hands and too many thoughts in your dirty mind "

and a big flaggon of scrumpy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock lagging? , that's one of the funniest things I've heard in a while.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Jack, you have far too much time on your hands and too many thoughts in your dirty mind

and a big flaggon of scrumpy "

pass some over ya greedy cock lagging git xxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jack, you have far too much time on your hands and too many thoughts in your dirty mind

and a big flaggon of scrumpy

pass some over ya greedy cock lagging git xxxxxxx"

if ya want some of this, better get ya skates on

it gives me my poetic and artistic license, and it gets me pissed too, hic

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

got jet pack on and on ma way

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

What about cock packers and fanny lagging?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cocks flagging?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I would tune in to watch that pitch on dragons den!

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