FabSwingers.com forum: An honest face

By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Is yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a poor liar, so probably.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely no idea!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been told butter wouldn't melt is that the same thing ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...also, a program I watched a little while ago called 'Your bleeped up brain' (pretty legit title that) did an experiment where the results suggested that people are more likely to trust a good looking face than vice versa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The most honest looking faces tell the most convincing lies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been told butter wouldn't melt is that the same thing ? "

If butter wouldn't melt in your mouth then your blowjobs must be awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a butter wouldn't melt face

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Yes. Of course. Who wouldn't trust a sweet li'l ole lady?

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

It's the only one I've got...honest guv.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been told butter wouldn't melt is that the same thing ?

If butter wouldn't melt in your mouth then your blowjobs must be awful

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i need a guy to test it on lol in the interest of scientific results of course lol

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Yep

at least I think so.

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"Yes. Of course. Who wouldn't trust a sweet li'l ole lady?"

Indeed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been told butter wouldn't melt is that the same thing ?

If butter wouldn't melt in your mouth then your blowjobs must be awful

i need a guy to test it on lol in the interest of scientific results of course lol "

I can't imagine many guys will apply...

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"The most honest looking faces tell the most convincing lies."

Says Miss Innocent.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Yes. Of course. Who wouldn't trust a sweet li'l ole lady?"

Even with a wicked twinkle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im the worst liar there ever was couldnt lie my way put of a paper bag.

I couldnt fit in a paper bag so no biggy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No....i look as shifty as they come

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"...also, a program I watched a little while ago called 'Your bleeped up brain' (pretty legit title that) did an experiment where the results suggested that people are more likely to trust a good looking face than vice versa."

That's understandable as we are fed images and descriptors of good being pretty and evil being ugly to look at very early on. The bad man in the story is not the same as the handsome prince, the old hag who wants to eat you takes you or tries to kill you because your beauty makes them jealous.

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

I have a face made for the radio

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I haven't got a clue. Someone on here once told me I have 'don't fuck with me' eyes if that means anything?

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

"The most honest looking faces tell the most convincing lies."

Ain't that the truth!!

Him

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"No....i look as shifty as they come"

What are you hiding?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I have a face made for the radio"

Me too but it is, apparently, an honest one.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I haven't got a clue. Someone on here once told me I have 'don't fuck with me' eyes if that means anything?"

Did you turn them down for said fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

my face is so honest that when i attended the police line up the officer drew a scar on my cheek..

and gave me a bag with 'swag' written on it to have over my shoulder..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I look quite innocent

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By *im wattsMan
over a year ago

home

Yup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think I look quite innocent "

They do say don't judge a book by it's cover

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

"I haven't got a clue. Someone on here once told me I have 'don't fuck with me' eyes if that means anything?"

I think that's a Mobster description

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

I have an unbelievably 'guilty' face.

Fortunately I also have Mrs ddc to tell me what it is I've done wrong

Mr ddc

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

No idea if people think i have or haven't...

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"I haven't got a clue. Someone on here once told me I have 'don't fuck with me' eyes if that means anything?

Did you turn them down for said fuck?

I haven't ruled them out if we're ever in the same place and free at the same time.

(I thought the fluttery eye emoji seemed apt)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No....i look as shifty as they come

What are you hiding?"

What aren't I hiding?....seriously I can't remember......so many lies

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I have a butter wouldn't melt face

Do you heck!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Yes. Of course. Who wouldn't trust a sweet li'l ole lady?

Even with a wicked twinkle?"

I never show my twinkle on a first date.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you trust this smile...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a butter wouldn't melt face

Do you heck!

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Shur up you ' I am trying to paint a picture here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is yours?

You tell me

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

I've got an I can't believe it's not butter wouldn't melt face

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I have a butter wouldn't melt face

Do you heck!

Shur up you ' I am trying to paint a picture here

An honest one, hmmm?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a butter wouldn't melt face

Do you heck!

Shur up you ' I am trying to paint a picture here

An honest one, hmmm?

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well give or take a few minor details

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"Shur up you ' I am trying to paint a picture here

HONESTLY???

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Apparently so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shur up you ' I am trying to paint a picture here

HONESTLY???

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I have a butter wouldn't melt face

Do you heck!

Shur up you ' I am trying to paint a picture here

An honest one, hmmm?

well give or take a few minor details

Were they proper felonies or only little naughty misdemeanours?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Shur up you ' I am trying to paint a picture here

HONESTLY???

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Ive been told I have an innocent looking face...oh if they only knew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an 'Ark of the Covenant' melty face...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I have I don't know lol

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Okay. It's a threesome!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Think I look quite innocent "

You do, even when naked and cavorting on a bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive been told I have an innocent looking face...oh if they only knew "

Me too

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Is it just me but does this look like Homer Simson's arse hole

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Is yours?

Honestly mine is a face, yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes mine is, although someone told me recently I have deviant eyes. Hmmm??

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I have an unbelievably 'guilty' face.

Fortunately I also have Mrs ddc to tell me what it is I've done wrong

Mr ddc"

That's just not true. I think the pair of you getting away with your feats of derring do by looking so bloomin' innocent. Of course innocent isn't the same as honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a butter wouldn't melt face

Do you heck!

Shur up you ' I am trying to paint a picture here

An honest one, hmmm?

well give or take a few minor details

Were they proper felonies or only little naughty misdemeanours?

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I prefer to call them fabrications

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it just me but does this look like Homer Simson's arse hole

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never seen Homer Simpson's arse hole but will take yer word for it

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I've got an I can't believe it's not butter wouldn't melt face"

Perfect! In your line that's probably the best face to have.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only trust people with blue eyes..

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Okay. It's a threesome!

That's a lot of faces, Granny.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Only trust people with blue eyes..

Blimey, most of the humans on the planet are untrustworthy then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I look a bit simple .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only trust people with blue eyes..

I'm sure I've heard this somewhere before.....

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"Only trust people with blue eyes..

That's me out. I've got one blue, one green.

Love from David Bowie.

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

Dammit - keep forgetting today I'm Batman!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Would you trust this smile...?"

Honestly? No. Closed mouth, tight smiles make me wonder what is being hidden. Although, mouths on their own don't tell you whether a smile is genuine as you need to see the eyes for that.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I think I look a bit simple . "

There's a whole beauty range that uses that with a strapline of honest.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Dammit - keep forgetting today I'm Batman!"

Random.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is yours?

I wouldn't trust me...

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Is yours?

I wouldn't trust me...

I don't.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Is yours?

I don't know. Is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is yours?

I wouldn't trust me...

I don't.

You're wise beyond your size...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lie all the time.. but i smile well

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Apparently quite a few people seem to think I'm innocent and naive and unspoilt and need to be protected.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently quite a few people seem to think I'm innocent and naive and unspoilt and need to be protected.

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nearly choked on me bleeding coffee then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you trust this smile...?

Honestly? No. Closed mouth, tight smiles make me wonder what is being hidden. Although, mouths on their own don't tell you whether a smile is genuine as you need to see the eyes for that.

I can't take an open mouthed smile pic, with my face completely stationary it's actually quite sinister looking, apparently when I laugh though it's entirely the opposite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is yours?

Of course it is! Until I raise an eyebrow ^

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Would you trust this smile...?

Honestly? No. Closed mouth, tight smiles make me wonder what is being hidden. Although, mouths on their own don't tell you whether a smile is genuine as you need to see the eyes for that.

I can't take an open mouthed smile pic, with my face completely stationary it's actually quite sinister looking, apparently when I laugh though it's entirely the opposite."

That where the eyes play their part.

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

"Apparently quite a few people seem to think I'm innocent and naive and unspoilt and need to be protected.

Do you have minions!?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Would you trust this smile...?

Honestly? No. Closed mouth, tight smiles make me wonder what is being hidden. Although, mouths on their own don't tell you whether a smile is genuine as you need to see the eyes for that.

I can't take an open mouthed smile pic, with my face completely stationary it's actually quite sinister looking, apparently when I laugh though it's entirely the opposite."

Yea, I can't do that false grin either, someone has to catch me unawares while I am howling with laughter, which I do a fair bit lol!

I have quite a good minxy smirk though

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Apparently quite a few people seem to think I'm innocent and naive and unspoilt and need to be protected.

Pah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I have an honest face, every bastard I meet seems to want to tell me their life story anyway and the amount of people's secrets I have makes me feel like I weigh 100 tonne! An old lady told me I had kind eyes and if we're talking back in the day BC (before child!) when I was a bit of a scrappy doo my friends used to say how freaky it was when I argued or had a scuffle with someone there'd never be any signs of anger on my face I'd just be smiling or laughing.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Apparently quite a few people seem to think I'm innocent and naive and unspoilt and need to be protected.

nearly choked on me bleeding coffee then

It amuses me when it happens!

I don't correct the poor deluded fools though.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Although I'm an awesome liar, I like to think I've got an honest face, but I'll hand it over to those who've met me (and there's a couple posted on here)

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Think I have an honest face, every bastard I meet seems to want to tell me their life story anyway and the amount of people's secrets I have makes me feel like I weigh 100 tonne! An old lady told me I had kind eyes and if we're talking back in the day BC (before child!) when I was a bit of a scrappy doo my friends used to say how freaky it was when I argued or had a scuffle with someone there'd never be any signs of anger on my face I'd just be smiling or laughing. "

So, your face wasn't honest you were able to present something other than they were expecting with no warning at all?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Although I'm an awesome liar, I like to think I've got an honest face, but I'll hand it over to those who've met me (and there's a couple posted on here)

I'm not so sure. You have confuzzling innocent face but I don't find it easy to read you from your face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes and angelic

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Probably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You would have to ask others

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Hell no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So, your face wasn't honest you were able to present something other than they were expecting with no warning at all?

Never thought how it looked to other people, my face would have been displaying the right emotion by laughing or smiling because I enjoyed having a fight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an evil smile...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honest as the day is long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, honest.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Honest as the day is long "

In Iceland in winter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't got a clue. Someone on here once told me I have 'don't fuck with me' eyes if that means anything?"

yes, but im wondering if you have a 'do fuck me' mouth?

I like moral dilemmas

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

I'm a very honest person. Don't know if my face is honest though. Others would have to be the judge of that.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm a very honest person. Don't know if my face is honest though. Others would have to be the judge of that."

How do you do at poker?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Have absolutley no idea how my face looks to others, myself and many of my friends comment on the fact jay has a kind face

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"I'm a very honest person. Don't know if my face is honest though. Others would have to be the judge of that.

How do you do at poker?

I can't play poker. I don't do very well at 'poke her' either

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Yes!

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"I have an unbelievably 'guilty' face.

Fortunately I also have Mrs ddc to tell me what it is I've done wrong

Mr ddc

That's just not true. I think the pair of you getting away with your feats of derring do by looking so bloomin' innocent. Of course innocent isn't the same as honest."

Excuse me, Lickety (indignant hands on hips!) I have an honest face (innocent I'm not so sure with but I'll try with

)

Although I also have one of those faces that people think they know me when they don't!

Mrs DDC

PS you have a honest face, imo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honest as the day is long

In Iceland in winter?

Who ?!?!? Me ?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Yes! "

Not with that 'tache.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm a very honest person. Don't know if my face is honest though. Others would have to be the judge of that.

How do you do at poker?

I can't play poker. I don't do very well at 'poke her' either

I forgot about poke her face.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I have an unbelievably 'guilty' face.

Fortunately I also have Mrs ddc to tell me what it is I've done wrong

Mr ddc

That's just not true. I think the pair of you getting away with your feats of derring do by looking so bloomin' innocent. Of course innocent isn't the same as honest.

Excuse me, Lickety (indignant hands on hips!) I have an honest face (innocent I'm not so sure with but I'll try with

)

Although I also have one of those faces that people think they know me when they don't!

Mrs DDC

PS you have a honest face, imo"

Thank you. It's the gurning that led to the friend describing it as honest.

As to the honesty of your face I would say it's a clear, open face which does look honest... and innocent! It was cheeky Mr DDC I was responding to. He's claiming he's got a guilty face and he hasn't. He may very well have a guilty conscience though.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Honest as the day is long

In Iceland in winter?

Who ?!?!? Me ?

I was merely trying to ascertain how long the day is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honest as the day is long

In Iceland in winter?

Who ?!?!? Me ?

I was merely trying to ascertain how long the day is.

I'm guessing the days are very very long in Iceland in the winter with only a few hours of sun

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