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Flight Pricing......

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

On another thread people mentioned weight and flight pricing.

So..... Let's set a price of £10 per stone (weg)

How much does it cost for you to take a flight ?

Work it out and post your price.

If you'd rather not post your price did it make you shit yourself ?

Would you lost weight to avoid the extra charge ?

( F.T.R this isn't a serious thread,but take it as you will )

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

My flight SHOULD cost £ 95.00

Off to work out what it WOULD cost now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Approximately £130 give or take a pre-flight sandwich or a dump...

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Where are we all going?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£113,

I would pay that, Unless it's by the mile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where are we all going?"
Mad?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Where are we all going?"

You choose. It's £10 per stone regardless.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"£113,

I would pay that, Unless it's by the mile "

Very accurate ? that would make you 11st 4.7 lb

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Approximately £130 give or take a pre-flight sandwich or a dump... "

Hmmmmmmmm your bmi is 24.7 ( normal ) take extra luggage for free.

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

£160 (minus the pregnancy).

But even when I was on Death's door for anorexia, a flight still would've cost me £100...

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd need a fuckin mortgage

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Are you preggers Amy ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the cost if you turn up with excess baggage

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I'd need a fuckin mortgage "

We can arrange a mortgage within 24 hours no problem at 0% apr. If your bmi is over 25 then apr is 100% with bj's to be provided for all male office staff.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"What's the cost if you turn up with excess baggage "

Just leave her at home darling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"£113,

I would pay that, Unless it's by the mile

Very accurate ? that would make you 11st 4.7 lb

"

I weighed myself on Friday and was 72 kg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd need a fuckin mortgage

We can arrange a mortgage within 24 hours no problem at 0% apr. If your bmi is over 25 then apr is 100% with bj's to be provided for all male office staff. "

I'll drive there instead then.

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts


"I'd need a fuckin mortgage

We can arrange a mortgage within 24 hours no problem at 0% apr. If your bmi is over 25 then apr is 100% with bj's to be provided for all male office staff. "

PMSL!

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Are you preggers ?"

You see, you women can get away with that. Whenever I ask Mrs ddc if she's preggers, while gently caressing her belly, I get a belt round the ear.

Should I include the weight of all my books and a clean pair of pants?

Mr ddc

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts


"Are you preggers Amy ?"

I thought it was just Pizza Hut but a scan showed it wriggling and kicking, so apparently.

- Amy. x

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"£113,

I would pay that, Unless it's by the mile

Very accurate ? that would make you 11st 4.7 lb

I weighed myself on Friday and was 72 kg"

Wow.... im impressed at our conversion skills. Particularly mine

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"£160 (minus the pregnancy).

But even when I was on Death's door for anorexia, a flight still would've cost me £100...

- Amy. x"

Similar for me £125 - £130 now but would have been around £100 even when I was unhealthily thin.

Nita x

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Are you preggers Amy ?

I thought it was just Pizza Hut but a scan showed it wriggling and kicking, so apparently.

- Amy. x"

Congratulations

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Are you preggers ?

You see, you women can get away with that. Whenever I ask Mrs ddc if she's preggers, while gently caressing her belly, I get a belt round the ear.

Should I include the weight of all my books and a clean pair of pants?

Mr ddc"

I think the real reason I 'I got away with it' is cos Amy said it first

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Are you preggers Amy ?

I thought it was just Pizza Hut but a scan showed it wriggling and kicking, so apparently.

- Amy. x"

Awwwwww well you can have a free flight with free use and abuse of in flight staff thrown in.

You can even have two seats if you need them!

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts


"Are you preggers Amy ?

I thought it was just Pizza Hut but a scan showed it wriggling and kicking, so apparently.

- Amy. x

Awwwwww well you can have a free flight with free use and abuse of in flight staff thrown in.

You can even have two seats if you need them!"

Yay!

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