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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm probably opening myself up to ridicule here, but I'm curious as to what the women on this site want.

I've been on here a little over a year now and nothing. In fact I've had women give me the run around. I consider myself a decent and polite sort. I pride myself on being a gentleman. I actually read profiles before messaging. I don't use CAPS in the chat room.

So ladies, please let me know what you are looking for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

probably a bigdaddybear

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Chocolate and someone who can breathe through their ears.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there was a guy who figured out what made women tick.

the problem was he died of a laughing fit before he could tell anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm probably opening myself up to ridicule here, but I'm curious as to what the women on this site want.

I've been on here a little over a year now and nothing. In fact I've had women give me the run around. I consider myself a decent and polite sort. I pride myself on being a gentleman. I actually read profiles before messaging. I don't use CAPS in the chat room.

So ladies, please let me know what you are looking for. "

To be honest there are a 1000 or more profiles similar to yours. You don't stand out at all. More photo's and more typed on your profile for a start would help.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks BlueRussian.

So opening bid, more pics. In the public gallery I guess.

Obviously not cock pics because you ladies don't like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yikes,,,, did I hear someone mention shoes,,,,,,, yayyyyyyy for shoes... oh and patent leather shoeboots with killer-heels too,,,OMG.... phwarrr

oop's,,,hang-on... OK I'm sorry ,,,,, eek....I know the question is what do "women" want.... but darn it, shoes are shoes,,, and thats a fact,,, and OMG ....shoes are,,,,,,, sigh.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

all i can add (fem) is be as open and honest as you can,be polite and respectful and have patience...good things come to those that wait

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Suggest adding more disclaimers.

Women go mad for them....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Suggest adding more disclaimers.

Women go mad for them...."

beat me to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol more disclaimers thats what you think women want...oh dear

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

they want a kitchen sink & marigolds

and a hubby upto his elbows in suds...

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

Shoes, mulberry bags, bellinis, Pinot and chocolate seems to be the things mrs new wants ..

And gets..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol more disclaimers thats what you think women want...oh dear"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yikes,,,, did I hear someone mention shoes,,,,,,, yayyyyyyy for shoes... oh and patent leather shoeboots with killer-heels too,,,OMG.... phwarrr

oop's,,,hang-on... OK I'm sorry ,,,,, eek....I know the question is what do "women" want.... but darn it, shoes are shoes,,, and thats a fact,,, and OMG ....shoes are,,,,,,, sigh....... "

Chocolate shoes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol more disclaimers thats what you think women want...oh dear

what!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What women want...to feel like they are the only girl in the world you truely want......yes buying presents whilst shallow it works lol.....flattery all the way but not in a smug arse faced way.....a real man to behave like umm a real man for a change!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

say please before you put it in, and thank you when you pull it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol you cant say that ffs lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WILD sex FULL of passion and lust . xx jo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm probably opening myself up to ridicule here, but I'm curious as to what the women on this site want.

I've been on here a little over a year now and nothing. In fact I've had women give me the run around. I consider myself a decent and polite sort. I pride myself on being a gentleman. I actually read profiles before messaging. I don't use CAPS in the chat room.

So ladies, please let me know what you are looking for. "

Instead of asking what women want - try putting down what YOU want and what YOU can offer us ladies.

Your profile is dull and says nothing. It reads more like a work resume instead of a profile of someone you want to rip their clothes off!!

Sell yourself with confidence, make us women think for you to play with us we are truly special. Who wants someone who is happy to play with anyone and is vague in their wants?!!

Sorry to be harsh, but you did ask, and there's no point faffing about.

Good luck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...... and a big box of jaffa cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...... and a big box of jaffa cakes"
no we will get fat. ok we can work it off ,, lol

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

women want everything,and they want it yesterday.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"women want everything,and they want it yesterday. "

and usually get it all too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

big cox and bingo

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"big cox and bingo "

it's you that wants the bingo Jack - go on, admit it!!!!!!!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"women want everything,and they want it yesterday.

and usually get it all too!! "

the only thing is,when you give them everything.they change their minds,and decide,it was everything else they wanted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"big cox and bingo

it's you that wants the bingo Jack - go on, admit it!!!!!!!"

I'm staying schtumm

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"women want everything,and they want it yesterday.

and usually get it all too!!

the only thing is,when you give them everything.they change their minds,and decide,it was everything else they wanted. "

of course. FFS, we told you that last week!!!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"women want everything,and they want it yesterday.

and usually get it all too!!

the only thing is,when you give them everything.they change their minds,and decide,it was everything else they wanted.

of course. FFS, we told you that last week!!! "

no,you told us that next week,we just did'nt listen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

women want the impossible and then when they get it they moan its the wrong colour !!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"women want everything,and they want it yesterday.

and usually get it all too!!

the only thing is,when you give them everything.they change their minds,and decide,it was everything else they wanted.

of course. FFS, we told you that last week!!!

no,you told us that next week,we just did'nt listen. "

No, next week we want what you gave us the first time

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"women want everything,and they want it yesterday.

and usually get it all too!!

the only thing is,when you give them everything.they change their minds,and decide,it was everything else they wanted.

of course. FFS, we told you that last week!!!

no,you told us that next week,we just did'nt listen.

No, next week we want what you gave us the first time"

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"women want the impossible and then when they get it they moan its the wrong colour !!!"

well we said we wanted it in blue!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"women want the impossible and then when they get it they moan its the wrong colour !!!

well we said we wanted it in blue!!!!"
no red lol

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London


"women want the impossible and then when they get it they moan its the wrong colour !!!

well we said we wanted it in blue!!!!"

Wrong shade of blue

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"women want the impossible and then when they get it they moan its the wrong colour !!!

well we said we wanted it in blue!!!! no red lol"

is it any wonder,guys constantly look confused.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone who is going to treat me right and with respect, a friend and a lover combined.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I bet your glad you asked now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I am actually glad I asked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a very rich man who gives them gold cards can shop and do what ever thay like . lol jo xx

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By *aravancoupleMan
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

What we want and what we get are to different things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a very rich man who gives them gold cards can shop and do what ever thay like . lol jo xx"

Completely with you on this Jo. And if he pays for my cleaner, is at my beck and call and doesn't call me hun then we're onto a winner.

Oh....and a body of a fit rugby player and a big clean cock please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a very rich man who gives them gold cards can shop and do what ever thay like . lol jo xx

Completely with you on this Jo. And if he pays for my cleaner, is at my beck and call and doesn't call me hun then we're onto a winner.

Oh....and a body of a fit rugby player and a big clean cock please. "
yes you have it right x god we would be in heven

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

Mmhh oi mrs new.. How many points on that list did i score?

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"What we want and what we get are to different things "

what yous want,and what yous want,are two different things.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"What we want and what we get are to different things

what yous want,and what yous want,are two different things. "

get it right saucy, they are 4 different things and we don't want any of them

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"What we want and what we get are to different things

what yous want,and what yous want,are two different things.

get it right saucy, they are 4 different things and we don't want any of them "

thanks _muma.just what guys needed,more confusion.

what i've learned up till now.females dont know what they want,but guys should know what they want.

now where did i put that straightjacket.

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London


"Mmhh oi mrs new.. How many points on that list did i score?

"

gold card....tick

pays for cleaner.....tick

beck and call...tick

doesn't call me hun.....tick

body of a rugby player....tick

nice huge clean cock.....tick tick

Gosh my life is so hard.....

(Mrs)

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Well you start of with a negative. Then you say your a gentleman cause you open doors, i thought that was just a for gone conclusion that you would open the door

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By *aravancoupleMan
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love


"Well you start of with a negative. Then you say your a gentleman cause you open doors, i thought that was just a for gone conclusion that you would open the door"

Yes but not when she is sat on the loo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmhh oi mrs new.. How many points on that list did i score?

gold card....tick

pays for cleaner.....tick

beck and call...tick

doesn't call me hun.....tick

body of a rugby player....tick

nice huge clean cock.....tick tick

Gosh my life is so hard.....

(Mrs)"
ticks every box adding to list with a brain and full of passion and lust and fun to be around. ooo and can cook. lol and open door be charming and bad boy in bed.

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London


"Mmhh oi mrs new.. How many points on that list did i score?

gold card....tick

pays for cleaner.....tick

beck and call...tick

doesn't call me hun.....tick

body of a rugby player....tick

nice huge clean cock.....tick tick

Gosh my life is so hard.....

(Mrs) ticks every box adding to list with a brain and full of passion and lust and fun to be around. ooo and can cook. lol and open door be charming and bad boy in bed."

brains......tick

lust and passion....tick (almost mandatory for swinger methinks)

cook....tick home made rogan josh with lemon chutney and an almond and carrot salad for example.

ooo...what else

fun to be around ....i think so, but you'd have to like his style of humour. But big tick

bad boy in bed....tick

You see, lucky me!! now where's that smug bitch emoticon when you need it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm probably opening myself up to ridicule here, but I'm curious as to what the women on this site want.

I've been on here a little over a year now and nothing. In fact I've had women give me the run around. I consider myself a decent and polite sort. I pride myself on being a gentleman. I actually read profiles before messaging. I don't use CAPS in the chat room.

So ladies, please let me know what you are looking for. "

looks to us like you should be on a dating site, and this woman your looking to meet is also going to shut up shop once youv e found her?

if we werent a couple and were a single fem and saw your profile we would press the delete button, we wouldnt want flowers or doors opened,your profile reads like your hunting a woman for life and not just sexual fun which is what this is about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually don't know what's wrong with your profile...other than the fact you seem to be looking for a woman to date and not nsa..which is what folk are generally on here looking for?

I would, however, suggest that the answers you get here will only reflect what that person likes to see on a profile, doesn't mean everyone agrees with them

the best you can do is write a profile that honestly reflects you..and if you're doing that, i can only assume it's your pm's that are going amiss.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

R-E-S-P-E-C-T

Find out what it means to me

R-E-S-P-E-C-T

Take care, TCB

Oh (sock it to me, sock it to me,

sock it to me, sock it to me)

A little respect (sock it to me, sock it to me,

sock it to me, sock it to me)

Whoa, babe (just a little bit)

A little respect (just a little bit)

I get tired (just a little bit)

Keep on tryin' (just a little bit)

You're runnin' out of foolin' (just a little bit)

And I ain't lyin' (just a little bit)

(re, re, re, re) 'spect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"R-E-S-P-E-C-T

Find out what it means to me

R-E-S-P-E-C-T

Take care, TCB

Oh (sock it to me, sock it to me,

sock it to me, sock it to me)

A little respect (sock it to me, sock it to me,

sock it to me, sock it to me)

Whoa, babe (just a little bit)

A little respect (just a little bit)

I get tired (just a little bit)

Keep on tryin' (just a little bit)

You're runnin' out of foolin' (just a little bit)

And I ain't lyin' (just a little bit)

(re, re, re, re) 'spect

"
you ok there ,, lol sock it to you i have all sorts of pics running around in my head now.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I want a man with a slow hand

I want a lover with an easy touch

I want somebody who will spend some time

Not come and go in a heated rush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think mine may be the same as most humans, health, happiness and peace. Do I win?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I did say that I was opening myself up and I chose to do with an open mind. But, just to pick up on what "fem4032d" has said, I'm on this site to have adult fun. When I meet someone I'd like to spend the rest of my life with I will shut up shop, but I will tell her about what I did before we met. It'll go one of three way: 1. She'll want in 2. She'll ask me never to return to the site 3. She'll run a mile. I'd just like to have a bit of what you have as a couple with Carl on or off the the site.

One thing I've figured out today is that my question was flawed. I made a generalisation about women, it is now clear to me that different women want different things. To the ladies who have been positive and I am now chatting to, you have my thanks. To everyone else, my apologies for I cannot please you all.

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