FabSwingers.com forum: What is it with Birds who aint getting none

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok it maybe coz im a Bloke n dont understand the Female Psyche but bugger me you Women have it all so i cant see a reason to complain why you aint walking like John Wayne competing in a Rodeo..

Is it because you are too fussy(Six pack,Clooney looks Hung like Edd the Horse and the Tongue of a Monitor Lizard)

Are you looking for True Love and Commitment (on a swingers site)

Are you relying too much on the internet to get yer Knickers damp

Or are you living a Lie and refuse to come out as a raving Rug Muncher.

Deidre Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh fucking hell - ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christ you're asking for a paddling here..

I'm not sure if you even made a conclusive point there mate

Best of luck!

**grabs the popcorn**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A paddling, - are you trying to encourage Deidre Gimp?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A paddling, - are you trying to encourage Deidre Gimp?

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

When d*unk and ranty, it's advised to step well away from the computer

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Hmmmm it's a combination (for me) of being a fussy bugger and the fact that gang bangs are frowned upon in hospital wards. Otherwise I'd be at it constantly.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

When you can have quality and quantity, go for a bit of both, don't be short changed, is my approach.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmmm it's a combination (for me) of being a fussy bugger and the fact that gang bangs are frowned upon in hospital wards. Otherwise I'd be at it constantly.

Spoilsports

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Dear Dierdre... I fink they are all just too fussy and up their own arses.. Since the invention of the rabbit and the wand the whole fing has just got totally out of hand ....

Prof olov .

head of sex research

Sydney uni

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well the birds around here seem to be busy shagging plenty...bloody wood pigeon been at it ages this morning

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

same here with our wood pigeon,s

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Well the birds around here seem to be busy shagging plenty...bloody wood pigeon been at it ages this morning"

Wood pigeon are all talk and no do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well the birds around here seem to be busy shagging plenty...bloody wood pigeon been at it ages this morning

Wood pigeon are all talk and no do "

Well this one is doing and is noisy as he does ...showing off he is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My 12 gauge has dealt with our pigeons. They were very tasty when cooked in a red wine sauce.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Hmmmm it's a combination (for me) of being a fussy bugger and the fact that gang bangs are frowned upon in hospital wards. Otherwise I'd be at it constantly.

Spoilsports

I know!

Just plain not fair.

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By *Sin or Not 2SinCouple
over a year ago

A hop skip n a jump

"My 12 gauge has dealt with our pigeons. They were very tasty when cooked in a red wine sauce."

Ooooo can we have the recipe we keep bringing the buggers down but not using them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My 12 gauge has dealt with our pigeons. They were very tasty when cooked in a red wine sauce."

Lol,a 12 gave wouldn't leave much!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My 12 gauge has dealt with our pigeons. They were very tasty when cooked in a red wine sauce.

Lol,a 12 gave wouldn't leave much!

I'm a crap shot so barely nick em enough to bring em down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmmm it's a combination (for me) of being a fussy bugger and the fact that gang bangs are frowned upon in hospital wards. Otherwise I'd be at it constantly.

You mean the Colour Climax films of the 70's lied to us?

I thought every Doctor with a big moustache sported a throbbing hard-on under his white coat!

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I can see why the lesser spotted woodpecker may have problems but I can't understand why the great tits don't get any.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Pink Mist and I can't even get sex on a sex site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is Pink Mist and I can't even get sex on a sex site

Stop being fussy and grab any old cock then

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"My name is Pink Mist and I can't even get sex on a sex site

Move south to the North West! (That sounds strange!)

You'd get some then.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Ok it maybe coz im a Bloke n dont understand the Female Psyche but bugger me you Women have it all so i cant see a reason to complain why you aint walking like John Wayne competing in a Rodeo..

Is it because you are too fussy(Six pack,Clooney looks Hung like Edd the Horse and the Tongue of a Monitor Lizard)-)"

Yup, too fussy, 'fancy a fuck' just doesn't quite hit the spot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not moaning

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"I'm not moaning

That reminds my of the old Bob Monkhouse joke. 'People used to laugh when I told them I wanted to be a comedian, well they're not laughing now'.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I had it last night after a draught so I'm ok for a bit

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

And mine wasn't even anyone off here it was a friend on faceache lol...spontaneous evenings are the best

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Hmmmm it's a combination (for me) of being a fussy bugger and the fact that gang bangs are frowned upon in hospital wards. Otherwise I'd be at it constantly.

You mean the Colour Climax films of the 70's lied to us?

I thought every Doctor with a big moustache sported a throbbing hard-on under his white coat!"

No big moustaches and no white coats either!

And most of my docs and all the nurses are female and I'm not a rug muncher

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I spent a whole Sat night at home alone - its a disgrace! ! I'd better repent tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I spent a whole Sat night at home alone - its a disgrace! ! I'd better repent tonight

You had indeed

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I spent a whole Sat night at home alone - its a disgrace! ! I'd better repent tonight

You had indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or maybe it's because even tho it's a swingers site, you guys still need to have some class

'Wanna fuck' Is never going to do it for Me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is Pink Mist and I can't even get sex on a sex site

Move south to the North West! (That sounds strange!)

You'd get some then. "

Fair comment! Since I started swinging I HAVE found that the north west seems to be swinging/swingers club central!

I blame the bad weather and poverty - we only do it to keep warm!!

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"Ok it maybe coz im a Bloke n dont understand the Female Psyche but bugger me you Women have it all so i cant see a reason to complain why you aint walking like John Wayne competing in a Rodeo..

Is it because you are too fussy(Six pack,Clooney looks Hung like Edd the Horse and the Tongue of a Monitor Lizard)

Are you looking for True Love and Commitment (on a swingers site)

Are you relying too much on the internet to get yer Knickers damp

Or are you living a Lie and refuse to come out as a raving Rug Muncher.

Deidre Gimp

OP I think you summed it up in your first sentence. As a bloke it is IMPOSSIBLE to ever fully understand the female psyche. For your own sanity, I find it's best to not even try. They totally baffle the life out of me. They just love to moan I'm afraid. It doesn't matter what you do, they'll moan about it. They're not like us men in that regard! If only they weren't so damn moreish!

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

You should help more, often it's the simple things that make a difference.

Since 'the early bird gets the worm' I always set Mrs ddc's alarm half an hour early so that she has time to make me a cup of tea in bed and give me a blow-job before her 12-hour shift down t'pit.

She's never grateful though

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is Pink Mist and I can't even get sex on a sex site

That sounds like a good opening line for a support group...

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"My name is Pink Mist and I can't even get sex on a sex site

That sounds like a good opening line for a support group..."

I'm waiting for the Headlining Act to cum on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm too fussy. It says so in my profile

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I'm far too fussy for the good of my sex life.

Plus I only seem to fancy blokes who don't fancy me. Or married/attached (and cheating, not the playing with the partner's knowledge) ones, where my morals get in the way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've yet to come across a woe is me thread posted by a woman, also not many look at me threads either.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I've yet to come across a woe is me thread posted by a woman, also not many look at me threads either."

seriously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I could have honouree membership of the grammar gestapo for a moment and one examines the premise of the statement What is it with Birds who aint getting none, it would seem the comment is factually incorrect?

If one is (aint) getting none then by deduction they must be getting some or even plenty?

Jus sayin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've yet to come across a woe is me thread posted by a woman, also not many look at me threads either.

seriously"

Yes seriously !!

And the reason you blocked me ??

Funny as fuck, perhaps you could have a more appropriate avatar like other dudes!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I've yet to come across a woe is me thread posted by a woman, also not many look at me threads either.

seriously

Yes seriously !!

And the reason you blocked me ??

Funny as fuck, perhaps you could have a more appropriate avatar like other dudes!"

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Hmmmm it's a combination (for me) of being a fussy bugger and the fact that gang bangs are frowned upon in hospital wards. Otherwise I'd be at it constantly.

I'm disappointed TD, after my hip replacement, I was fighting my Fab mates off with a big stick - think it was the fact they were into water sports and I was catheterised (plus the White surgical stockings are such a turn on)

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

"My name is Pink Mist and I can't even get sex on a sex site

Move south to the North West! (That sounds strange!)

You'd get some then.

Fair comment! Since I started swinging I HAVE found that the north west seems to be swinging/swingers club central!

I blame the bad weather and poverty - we only do it to keep warm!!

oh im honest i do it for the good sex....

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I had it last night after a draught so I'm ok for a bit

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was it a draught excluder?

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

"My name is Pink Mist and I can't even get sex on a sex site

Move south to the North West! (That sounds strange!)

You'd get some then.

Fair comment! Since I started swinging I HAVE found that the north west seems to be swinging/swingers club central!

I blame the bad weather and poverty - we only do it to keep warm!!

oh im honest i do it for the good sex....

Well, you kept me warm. I even got a sweat on IIR

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By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton

"Ok it maybe coz im a Bloke n dont understand the Female Psyche but bugger me you Women have it all so i cant see a reason to complain why you aint walking like John Wayne competing in a Rodeo..

Is it because you are too fussy(Six pack,Clooney looks Hung like Edd the Horse and the Tongue of a Monitor Lizard)

Are you looking for True Love and Commitment (on a swingers site)

Are you relying too much on the internet to get yer Knickers damp

Or are you living a Lie and refuse to come out as a raving Rug Muncher.

Deidre Gimp

Im happy to be fussy.. I just couldnt get it on with something im not attracted too.

There are also many reasons to not getting it as much as id like..

1.. I cant accom(kids).. It seems Nor can anyone else in my area

2.. I cant travel far...non driver.

3.. happy to meet in club or hotel... Still no interest.

6 hours on the 'meet today' section yesterday.. Only 1 bit of interest.. Didnt read my profile as to i cant accom.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've yet to come across a woe is me thread posted by a woman, also not many look at me threads either."

Oh there have been a few, Both woe is me and look at me threads by Females.

Easily missed tho as nobody cares what Women moan about

Gimp

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By *r JelabiMan
over a year ago

North London

"Christ you're asking for a paddling here..

I'm not sure if you even made a conclusive point there mate

Best of luck!

**grabs the popcorn**"

Sweet or salty?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Christ you're asking for a paddling here..

I'm not sure if you even made a conclusive point there mate

Best of luck!

**grabs the popcorn**"

The Day i make a Conclusive point is the Day they remove this nice white jacket that does up at the back with big Shiny Buckles

Gimp

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