FabSwingers.com forum: I have a theory..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm getting a bit of a complex.. I need reassurance..

Our two last meets have gone Unlos.. Another recent meet.. Has hidden... Never to be seen again! Ok it us isn't it.. Arghhh..help I need you to tell us how wonderful we are.. Or you can just Unlos yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did they go UNLOS after meeting you or before?

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Meet me!!! Promise I won't go UNLOS afterwards!

Oh and its definitely not you... I'be had the same effect too...

p.s. now starting to worry its me too... maybe we are all weird?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to sound like a thicko! But what does UNLOS mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm getting a bit of a complex.. I need reassurance..

Are they in fact beneath your patio

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Sorry to sound like a thicko! But what does UNLOS mean? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More information is needed,

What did you do to them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did they go UNLOS after meeting you or before?"

After! Bloody after!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm getting a bit of a complex.. I need reassurance..

Are they in fact beneath your patio

OI your not supposed to mention that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did they go UNLOS after meeting you or before?

After! Bloody after!!

Be positive.

Don't they say that once you've had the best .......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Meet me!!! Promise I won't go UNLOS afterwards!

Oh and its definitely not you... I'be had the same effect too...

p.s. now starting to worry its me too... maybe we are all weird?

Er lady you know my answer.. But you maybe deported to the Unlos abyss

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"More information is needed,

What did you do to them

I'll tell ya at 6.00am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"More information is needed,

What did you do to them

I'll tell ya at 6.00am

You might be telling the right people if you phone that number

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did they go UNLOS after meeting you or before?

After! Bloody after!!

Be positive.

Don't they say that once you've had the best ......."

Your such a charmer canis my dear.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"More information is needed,

What did you do to them

I'll tell ya at 6.00am

You might be telling the right people if you phone that number

You've given me a false number?!!

Never darken my door again! Young man.. So many promises.

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

I had three messages yesterday and the senders had gone unlos before I even opened them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did they go UNLOS after meeting you or before?

After! Bloody after!!

Be positive.

Don't they say that once you've had the best .......

Your such a charmer canis my dear. "

You do surprise me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had three messages yesterday and the senders had gone unlos before I even opened them! "

Ahh but I bet you'd never met them had you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did they go UNLOS after meeting you or before?

After! Bloody after!!

Be positive.

Don't they say that once you've had the best .......

Your such a charmer canis my dear.

You do surprise me.

I do because?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"More information is needed,

What did you do to them

I'll tell ya at 6.00am

You might be telling the right people if you phone that number

You've given me a false number?!!

Never darken my door again! Young man.. So many promises.

I was warned by unlos not to give you my real number

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"More information is needed,

What did you do to them

I'll tell ya at 6.00am

You might be telling the right people if you phone that number

You've given me a false number?!!

Never darken my door again! Young man.. So many promises.

I was warned by unlos not to give you my real number

See I rest my case.. I'm away to sulk.. N strop..

sod the lot of ya!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"More information is needed,

What did you do to them

I'll tell ya at 6.00am

You might be telling the right people if you phone that number

You've given me a false number?!!

Never darken my door again! Young man.. So many promises.

I was warned by unlos not to give you my real number

See I rest my case.. I'm away to sulk.. N strop..

sod the lot of ya! "

Ahh come here and I will give you a naked hug

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

I've got a theory it could be bunnies!...............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm getting a bit of a complex.. I need reassurance..

Nah, you're Ok.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know what else they say Ms Fockers, if you cant beat 'em join 'em.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this thread to throw the police off the scent? What did you really do with them?

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

Are you shore they weren't from U.N.C.L.E and unlos is a typo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it a couple? If it was a single bloke he probably has a female profile now pmsl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a theory it could be bunnies!...............

You are Anya and I claim my five pounds...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes its You, You really are a pair of Fockers

Gimp

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

"I've got a theory it could be bunnies!...............

You are Anya and I claim my five pounds...

Damn I'm a bit skint, can I pay you in kind?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps you over fed them cheesy chips and they're now too fat to fit through their front door? Perhaps the night was so sinful, they've joined a nunnery to cleans their soul. Perhaps it was Mr Fockers dancing skills!! Shall I go on or would you like me to shut the fuck up now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe you should learn to roly poly, and moon walk like a badass mo fo?!

These talents have both served me very well in the past.

Even bagged a unicorn, she's a top bint too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like a classic case of sensimillia paranoia. Lay off the ganja brethren.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fuck them, their loss, you look hot as

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

must have been some party

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I'm getting a bit of a complex.. I need reassurance..

You are w... *click* *brrrrrrrrrrr* The user has gone UNLOS The user has gone UNLOS The user has gone UNLOS...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weirdos

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By *helbeeCouple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

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By *helbeeCouple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

I seem to attract the strange ones lately an not getting a great meet, the guys seem to have issues etc

since half term everyone is busy on holiday etc an looking after little ones. An ive noticed my meets have not been good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I seem to attract the strange ones lately an not getting a great meet, the guys seem to have issues etc

since half term everyone is busy on holiday etc an looking after little ones. An ive noticed my meets have not been good "

Hope your crap meets don't read the forums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next time keep an item of their clothing,I'll get the Pooch to hunt them down , should they go missing in action again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Perhaps you over fed them cheesy chips and they're now too fat to fit through their front door? Perhaps the night was so sinful, they've joined a nunnery to cleans their soul. Perhaps it was Mr Fockers dancing skills!! Shall I go on or would you like me to shut the fuck up now?

Er shut the fuck up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe you should learn to roly poly, and moon walk like a badass mo fo?!

These talents have both served me very well in the past.

Even bagged a unicorn, she's a top bint too!!

And you can Shurrup n'all smart arse!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Weirdos

Er who's the one wearing paper bags? I rest my case.

Because that's extremely normal!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Next time keep an item of their clothing,I'll get the Pooch to hunt them down , should they go missing in action again

Taffy, I hope he can dig deep.

I've had to relay our patio, on numerous occasions

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I seem to attract the strange ones lately an not getting a great meet, the guys seem to have issues etc

since half term everyone is busy on holiday etc an looking after little ones. An ive noticed my meets have not been good

Hope your crap meets don't read the forums."

Lighten up, stressy pants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm getting a bit of a complex.. I need reassurance..

We'll have to arrange something to see if you have this curse. Just for scientific and statistical research of course

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Why do you think i always say no to your constant meet requests

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why do you think i always say no to your constant meet requests "

Don't fight it baby

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm getting a bit of a complex.. I need reassurance..

We'll have to arrange something to see if you have this curse. Just for scientific and statistical research of course

Of course I need to sort out..

The edge of that wonky patio.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Next time keep an item of their clothing,I'll get the Pooch to hunt them down , should they go missing in action again

Taffy, I hope he can dig deep.

I've had to relay our patio, on numerous occasions

Ha ha if there is bones under there he will

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm getting a bit of a complex.. I need reassurance..

We'll have to arrange something to see if you have this curse. Just for scientific and statistical research of course

Of course I need to sort out..

The edge of that wonky patio.

Which numptie resurrected this thread anyway

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

ohh we are just wondering how many more will go unlos on you, if thread keeps getting resurrected

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ohh we are just wondering how many more will go unlos on you, if thread keeps getting resurrected

Everyone's a comic.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Why do you think i always say no to your constant meet requests

Don't fight it baby

It's that accent get me on my toes every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I seem to attract the strange ones lately an not getting a great meet, the guys seem to have issues etc

since half term everyone is busy on holiday etc an looking after little ones. An ive noticed my meets have not been good

Hope your crap meets don't read the forums.

Lighten up, stressy pants.

*Looking for the delete profile link*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll meet you and not go UNLOS

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Is this the big bang theory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe you should learn to roly poly, and moon walk like a badass mo fo?!

These talents have both served me very well in the past.

Even bagged a unicorn, she's a top bint too!!

And you can Shurrup n'all smart arse!

Hate the game, love the player!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe you should learn to roly poly, and moon walk like a badass mo fo?!

These talents have both served me very well in the past.

Even bagged a unicorn, she's a top bint too!!

And you can Shurrup n'all smart arse!

Hate the game, love the player!

I'll be checking out your moonwalking, very soon. You do know I'll be donning a waterpistol!! Dance little lady dance!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe you should learn to roly poly, and moon walk like a badass mo fo?!

These talents have both served me very well in the past.

Even bagged a unicorn, she's a top bint too!!

And you can Shurrup n'all smart arse!

Hate the game, love the player!

I'll be checking out your moonwalking, very soon. You do know I'll be donning a waterpistol!! Dance little lady dance!!

Bring it ON!!

(who the fuck told you I was a lady anyway?) lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im still here too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe you should learn to roly poly, and moon walk like a badass mo fo?!

These talents have both served me very well in the past.

Even bagged a unicorn, she's a top bint too!!

And you can Shurrup n'all smart arse!

Hate the game, love the player!

I'll be checking out your moonwalking, very soon. You do know I'll be donning a waterpistol!! Dance little lady dance!!

Bring it ON!!

(who the fuck told you I was a lady anyway?) lol "

I was being polite!! Trollope.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im still here too

Aww yes you are, Mwwwwahhh not been here much sweetie, hope your doing well, you need to get your butt, to the fab social, doll. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I was being polite!! Trollope.

I'm glad to see you've heard good things about me,no doubt from the better half?!

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

lost any more yet

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