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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sitting after lunch, a new business idea came to me.

As I looked at my lovely fb and wrinkled my nose (yes, it was me), I wondered how many posh dinner party diners have been irked by an unexpected farty noise?

For a small fee, I could arrange an eradication of those persistent Fart Spiders and Yellow Fog Ants on your premises.

Surely, it would catch on? Oneupmanship and an infallible excuse at the same time. "Oh, we did get the Fart Exterminator in. He must have missed some."

Worldwide franchise applicants welcomed. Just working on the logo and telesales script. Suggestions welcome.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Sounds like a load of guff to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you really press submit after typing that?

Yep, you really did.

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By *ack LondonMan
over a year ago

London

"Sitting after lunch, a new business idea came to me.

As I looked at my lovely fb and wrinkled my nose (yes, it was me), I wondered how many posh dinner party diners have been irked by an unexpected farty noise?

For a small fee, I could arrange an eradication of those persistent Fart Spiders and Yellow Fog Ants on your premises.

Surely, it would catch on? Oneupmanship and an infallible excuse at the same time. "Oh, we did get the Fart Exterminator in. He must have missed some."

Worldwide franchise applicants welcomed. Just working on the logo and telesales script. Suggestions welcome."

For around £4.00 you can get tablets for it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did you really press submit after typing that?

Yep, you really did."

I thought small businesses and new enterprise were the cornerstone of our economic recovery? Sheesh, all I wanted was a little help. I may take this one to the Dragons Den after investing £100k in developing the business model.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Entrepreneurship at its greatest. I'll give you £36.20 for 10%

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Entrepreneurship at its greatest. I'll give you £36.20 for 10%

You know I am not that silly. I will take £35.50 for 15%. But only for your business acumen and experience, none of which has so far been demonstrated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Entrepreneurship at its greatest. I'll give you £36.20 for 10%

You know I am not that silly. I will take £35.50 for 15%. But only for your business acumen and experience, none of which has so far been demonstrated."

I'll demonstrate it......

I can sell ice to Eskimos, I'm a go getter, thrusting buck of a businessman. Totally unique in the environment of world business.

If you give me the chance, you'll never regret it and I'll guarantee to make you at least £50. Now that's a deal too good to turn down.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Entrepreneurship at its greatest. I'll give you £36.20 for 10%

You know I am not that silly. I will take £35.50 for 15%. But only for your business acumen and experience, none of which has so far been demonstrated.

I'll demonstrate it......

I can sell ice to Eskimos, I'm a go getter, thrusting buck of a businessman. Totally unique in the environment of world business.

If you give me the chance, you'll never regret it and I'll guarantee to make you at least £50. Now that's a deal too good to turn down.

I can see that I am tempting you.

For other potential investors, I refer to the 1973 documentary filmed in the main at a dinner party hosted by Mr Attenborough and his friend and fellow insect expert Mr Bellamy (said film unfortunately destroyed subsequently in an unfortunate fire at the studio) in which the existence of Fart Ants and Spiders was confirmed.

It is not me, honest.

Come on folks, advice required. We could be rich. Or at least fart free.

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