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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

So what makes one?

I got a cat in January, I'm more of a dog person but I work full time so a dog isn't an option but I missed having a pet.

I rehomed a rescue. She's 3 and she's absolutely the most epic cat I've ever met. I suspect she's perhaps a dog trapped in a feline body but I totally love her to bits.

However, I'm taking a pile of piss taking from my mates... single 40 something with a cat. I'm maintaining you need to have several to warrant being a crazy cat lady though.

Tell me I'm not alone with my love of my cat?

(If I start smelling of wee, I'll know it's time for drastic action!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So what makes one?

I got a cat in January, I'm more of a dog person but I work full time so a dog isn't an option but I missed having a pet.

I rehomed a rescue. She's 3 and she's absolutely the most epic cat I've ever met. I suspect she's perhaps a dog trapped in a feline body but I totally love her to bits.

However, I'm taking a pile of piss taking from my mates... single 40 something with a cat. I'm maintaining you need to have several to warrant being a crazy cat lady though.

Tell me I'm not alone with my love of my cat?

(If I start smelling of wee, I'll know it's time for drastic action!) "

You are well outside the Crazy Cat Lady definition. You would need at least six and to dress in purple (and smell of cat wee). One cat just doesn't do it. Keep trying.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I love mine. She is a rescue. And also epic. I've had her 15 years now and she's a little less manic than she used to be but I adore her to bits. My mates are just jealous because I have the best cat in the world.

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"You are well outside the Crazy Cat Lady definition. You would need at least six and to dress in purple (and smell of cat wee). One cat just doesn't do it. Keep trying."

Phew!!

"I love mine. She is a rescue. And also epic. I've had her 15 years now and she's a little less manic than she used to be but I adore her to bits. My mates are just jealous because I have the best cat in the world.

Awww... that's cute. It's the best thing I've done in a long time. However the 5am wake ups like Simon's Cat just for a snuggle are cute but annoying!

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

I love Pussies

sorry had to be said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So what makes one?"

Porch

Rocking chair

Banjo

Ear of corn

Two sons called Earl and Cletus

At least 10 cats

Your fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have two cats and am over 40, but hoping to get a dog again soon so maybe that discounts me from also being a crazy cat lady.

I think of crazy cat ladies being those that have about 20 cats who just have kittens non stop and their home is full of hoarding with cats roaming everywhere, so I think you're safe for now !

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

1 cat is fine.

It's when you start talking to the other 10 imaginary cats you need to start worrying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I loved my cats and my dog soo much taz(the dog) and peapoe

adored me very rare left my side had them 15 years all passed away 3 year ago within a few months of each other

Will never forget them

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

No banjo as yet!!

She's been snipped (twice long story) so no kittens.

Just the one is enough!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cat is my baby .....well I have no kids..but he is so loving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just keep pushing your shopping trolley and scaring the local kids with your rants and hisses....and nevermind what the normal people say.

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"I loved my cats and my dog soo much taz(the dog) and peapoe

adored me very rare left my side had them 15 years all passed away 3 year ago within a few months of each other

Will never forget them "

I had a cat. He died a few years back now. I totally adored him. He really was my world for a long time. He was the one constant for me, through thick and thin. Sounds silly but it's true. Totally broke my heart when he died. Had had him for over 15 years

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Just keep pushing your shopping trolley and scaring the local kids with your rants and hisses....and nevermind what the normal people say.

Shit... have we met?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So what makes one?

I got a cat in January, I'm more of a dog person but I work full time so a dog isn't an option but I missed having a pet.

I rehomed a rescue. She's 3 and she's absolutely the most epic cat I've ever met. I suspect she's perhaps a dog trapped in a feline body but I totally love her to bits.

However, I'm taking a pile of piss taking from my mates... single 40 something with a cat. I'm maintaining you need to have several to warrant being a crazy cat lady though.

Tell me I'm not alone with my love of my cat?

(If I start smelling of wee, I'll know it's time for drastic action!) "

Shopping trolley from asda , bicycle with carrier on front both of which you transport the cat in

Get it spayed or you will end with loads of cats , and be known as the mad cat woman .

Cat can have 3 kittens , in 1 year, then next year that's 9 kittens

In three years that's 27 cats ,

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

If this is you let us know, Debbie

http://youtu.be/mTTwcCVajAc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just keep pushing your shopping trolley and scaring the local kids with your rants and hisses....and nevermind what the normal people say.

Shit... have we met?!!

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"If this is you let us know, Debbie

http://youtu.be/mTTwcCVajAc"

Do you think she found a match?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throwing cats at people and incoherent rambling are definitely compulsory,

There was an episode where they shown her demise from successful business lady to stressed business lady and so on,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think there are 3 main qualifications, bet you can guess what they are.

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple
over a year ago

near cardiff

I'm a crazy cat lady, and some of you have really missed on a big indicator - the Internet.

I follow quite a few cats on Facebook - Venus, Colonel Miaow, Homer the blind wonder cat, Lil Bub - I could go on. Some of them are dead. And then there's all the cute kitten videos

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

And if that's you Debbie, thanks for the update.

Glad you're reading.

http://youtu.be/SRnZyEMDw08

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my cats 9 this year..she's my sweetheart(and well photographed)..she's all about me..not keen on other folk,or animals...she's mellowed out so much that all she wants when I come home from work is to lie against me..and having her tummy stroked..with big long gazes into me

then on some days she just reverts to daft kitten stuff!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I waqnt one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XB_Xbvr4Co8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one in the simpsons is one lol.

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"If this is you let us know, Debbie

http://youtu.be/mTTwcCVajAc

Do you think she found a match?"

Not since she's busy with her singing career.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sP4NMoJcFd4&feature=youtu.be

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"I waqnt one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XB_Xbvr4Co8"

So all these years of chasing pussy & THIS is what you want????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No you need at least 2 more to be considered.

And no dogs!

Locally I am considered to be the Pied-piper of animals because when I take my dog for a walk, my 3 cats follow unless I shut them in!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

My 3 think there human very gobby has to have the last mew follow me everywhere one sits on my head and jumps on shoulders to come up stairs if door is knocked they think its for them but wouldent have them any other way

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By *iker boy 69Man
over a year ago

midlands

we will fall out cuz ive got the best two cats in the world lol. my two siamese are amazing animals and hoping to add number three soon

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"If this is you let us know, Debbie

http://youtu.be/mTTwcCVajAc

Do you think she found a match?

Not since she's busy with her singing career.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sP4NMoJcFd4&feature=youtu.be"

Just WTactualF??!

LMAO

If only she was less fuckable I could just switch off...

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"Just WTactualF??!

LMAO

If only she was less fuckable I could just switch off... "

I bet you're singing this ALL DAY!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I see you and raise Maru!

;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08pVpBq706k

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"I see you and raise Maru!

;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08pVpBq706k"

I see your Maru for a full house of Simon's Cat

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLagyxbJHFyL11iTef4c6ALIDsD--nXkel

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I see you and raise Maru!

;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08pVpBq706k

I see your Maru for a full house of Simon's Cat

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLagyxbJHFyL11iTef4c6ALIDsD--nXkel"

Can't watch on a phone, you'll have to be patient :p

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

we will fall out cuz ive got the best two cats in the world lol. my two siamese are amazing animals and hoping to add number three soon"

Everyone is entitled to think their cat is the best in the world. I will allow them to think so. I also think they're wrong because mine is.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

When you purchase a fleece with Cats on it...then it is time to give your head a wobble.

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"Everyone is entitled to think their cat is the best in the world. I will allow them to think so. I also think they're wrong because mine is.

You do know we're talking furry, four-legged cats & not your pussy Ligs? Lol

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

are "crazy cat lady" and "spinster woman" the same thing... ya know.. the cat thing!!!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Everyone is entitled to think their cat is the best in the world. I will allow them to think so. I also think they're wrong because mine is.

You do know we're talking furry, four-legged cats & not your pussy Ligs? Lol

Yep. My cat is the best cat in the world. My pussy is average at best.

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By *annooWoman
over a year ago

Hastings

Uh oh I sence ny future all too clearly now

I love cats and I love purple so I'm guessing this is me futuristically

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

"Everyone is entitled to think their cat is the best in the world. I will allow them to think so. I also think they're wrong because mine is.

You do know we're talking furry, four-legged cats & not your pussy Ligs? Lol

Yep. My cat is the best cat in the world. My pussy is average at best."

You lie like a cheap carpet.

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"Everyone is entitled to think their cat is the best in the world. I will allow them to think so. I also think they're wrong because mine is.

You do know we're talking furry, four-legged cats & not your pussy Ligs? Lol

Yep. My cat is the best cat in the world. My pussy is average at best."

Aww & I was gonna

it!

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

Eew - furball!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm off to sign up if that's my competition x

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My daughter bought me a crazy cat lady fridge magnet

We have one cat that moved in of its own accord,I'm not that crazy about it

Quite frankly I'm offended

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

I'm also a cat lover and own a beautiful cream tabby called Bailey

He is my world

I would love more but that will never happen now

Wouldn't want him to think his nose had been pushed out

If you want to cum stroke my pussy you more than welcome

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have 3 cats at home.. 2 of them is rescue. Each of them have different personality and I love all of them! If I could I would get even more cats:D

I have alot accessories with cat

silhouettes and pictures. All friends know how much I love them so my bday cake and most cards was with cats.

This is how Im cat lady

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Yeah I've told my mates not to start buying me cat related stuff!!

However, you're all wrong... my cat is the best!

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Probably when you think 'ahhh sweet' about the cat when you empty the litter tray

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By *ouplefunukCouple
over a year ago

North Bristol

You won't get any iss taking from us (well, not about the cat anyway

)

Welcome back lady

*Her*

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I'm 40-something, single and have two cats who are central to my world. They're both rescues and I've had them for 8 years. I don't care if anyone has a problem with that.

I describe myself as a trainee crazy cat lady.

My mum, who has 5 rescue cats, has a sign at her house warning visitors a crazy cat lady lives there.

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"You won't get any iss taking from us (well, not about the cat anyway

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Welcome back lady

*Her*"

Wotcha!!

Crazy cat is being crazy just now... my mate gave her a tunnel and she clearly thinks it's ace!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"You won't get any iss taking from us (well, not about the cat anyway

)

Welcome back lady

*Her*

Wotcha!!

Crazy cat is being crazy just now... my mate gave her a tunnel and she clearly thinks it's ace!

I got mine one. They were too big for it. It was used once. Cat charged into it at high speed and halted several yards later with it concertina-ed around his neck. It was donated to a local cat charity.

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"You won't get any iss taking from us (well, not about the cat anyway

)

Welcome back lady

*Her*

Wotcha!!

Crazy cat is being crazy just now... my mate gave her a tunnel and she clearly thinks it's ace!

Hahaha! That made me chuckle.

It also makes me laugh when she jumps, all four paws off the floor at once. I thought that only happened in cartoons!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching a bit of one of the twilight films once, (I forget which) and a wolf howled and my big cat growled, (you know that throat noise they make to other cats before they have a fight), jumped off the sofa and ran into the kitchen. My other two reacted to it as well- flight response!

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Why does it mean a lady is crazy if she single and has cats?

What's wrong with that?

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Why does it mean a lady is crazy if she single and has cats?

What's wrong with that?"

I don't know either... I love animals so to me it makes perfect sense to have a pet.

I wonder where the phrase originated...

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

"I see you and raise Maru!

;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08pVpBq706k

I see your Maru for a full house of Simon's Cat

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLagyxbJHFyL11iTef4c6ALIDsD--nXkel"

I raise you both...Simon's Cat meets Maru!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQ1tQ3zQPxw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a bit of a crazy cat lady, I have 3 cats and my favorite is my Savannah Cat called Pushka. Spoil her rotton I do

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

One sign of Crazy Cat Lady Syndrome is how many cats are sleeping in your bed right now, and how many more by morning! Also how much of your bed do they claim.....typed from the edge!

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"I raise you both...Simon's Cat meets Maru!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQ1tQ3zQPxw"

May I present Fritz...

http://youtu.be/PADIloikkhg

http://youtu.be/r-yUtXTrk68

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

As much as I love my cat there is no way I would have him sleeping in my bed,......that's so wrong on many levels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So what makes one?

I got a cat in January, I'm more of a dog person but I work full time so a dog isn't an option but I missed having a pet.

I rehomed a rescue. She's 3 and she's absolutely the most epic cat I've ever met. I suspect she's perhaps a dog trapped in a feline body but I totally love her to bits.

However, I'm taking a pile of piss taking from my mates... single 40 something with a cat. I'm maintaining you need to have several to warrant being a crazy cat lady though.

Tell me I'm not alone with my love of my cat?

(If I start smelling of wee, I'll know it's time for drastic action!)

You are well outside the Crazy Cat Lady definition. You would need at least six and to dress in purple (and smell of cat wee). One cat just doesn't do it. Keep trying."

You wont smell the wee or cat urine in your home as you will get used to it, everyone else will, ditch the cat

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

"Yeah I've told my mates not to start buying me cat related stuff!!

However, you're all wrong... my cat is the best!

Seems all rescue cats are the best!

My torty rescue Bracken is currently sat on my bed watching a model steam engine being built on the telly! Nearly always at the front gate to meet me when I come home from work. Not a lap cat but loves to sleep almost upright but leaning against the arm of "her" armchair and she has her own chair in the garden with a sun shade when the weather gets a bit too hot!

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

And if you haven`t read it, A Street Cat Named Bob is a must for all cat lovers!

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By *hattyman80Man
over a year ago

stockport

I'm a crazy cat man then. I have two black cats. I adopted them from cat protection when they were 12 weeks old. 6 years later they've been very good company as sad as it sounds. They are the craziest two cats going. They're sisters and go everywhere together and sleep next to each other.

They're definitely not allowed in bedrooms though. Definite no no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So what makes one?

I got a cat in January, I'm more of a dog person but I work full time so a dog isn't an option but I missed having a pet.

I rehomed a rescue. She's 3 and she's absolutely the most epic cat I've ever met. I suspect she's perhaps a dog trapped in a feline body but I totally love her to bits.

However, I'm taking a pile of piss taking from my mates... single 40 something with a cat. I'm maintaining you need to have several to warrant being a crazy cat lady though.

Tell me I'm not alone with my love of my cat?

(If I start smelling of wee, I'll know it's time for drastic action!) "

You aren't alone. I'm on my 2nd rescue cat. She's totally different from the first but she's amazing. And the other day she was as a certain mobile phone ad states "being more dog" as she was running around with a stick in her mouth

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By *ouplefunukCouple
over a year ago

North Bristol

I had to fight one of our two cats for MY pillow last night, while the other curled up on my feet.

*Him*

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