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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That santas cumming down everyones chimmney

What a fooking mess

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"That santas cumming down everyones chimmney

What a fooking mess

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bang goes my christmas facial

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

he's a good repeater though - ho many chimeys in one night

no wonder we all have to leave food an drink out for him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I not got a chimney I live in a flat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I not got a chimney I live in a flat."

He cumming thru ya letter box then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I not got a chimney I live in a flat.

He cumming thru ya letter box then

my mommy said he had a magic key!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yerrrrrrrrr

ITS called a dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yerrrrrrrrr

ITS called a dick

wont aske where mommy was kissing santa claus then!

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By *oDownEasyMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

There may be a hell of a mess..he only cums once a year, poor fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wondered what the weird sounds were behind the old fireplace....must re-open those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ah that's where all that white stuff comes from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An ex from few years ago tried to tell me there was no such thing as santa. Now thats disgusting. I reckon he's worth the mess in the chimney.

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

He would have a job, in our house, we have a real coal fire! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" He would have a job, in our house, we have a real coal fire! Lol

that's hot!

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

" He would have a job, in our house, we have a real coal fire! Lol

that's hot!"

It is now, I have just lit it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard everyone can have a present out of his sack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That santas cumming down everyones chimmney

What a fooking mess

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no i just had them in so sort the chimmneys what a mess that was ,, lol god get all over the place ... was black

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By *icksfocusMan
over a year ago

Pontefract

santa cums but once a year but he fills your stockings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"santa cums but once a year but he fills your stockings"

That's right, he only cums once a year, poor thing, give him a break.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There may be a hell of a mess..he only cums once a year, poor fella"

A bit like me then

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

ffs Peaches, just spat vodka all over the lappy then!!!!

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By *heekysmile73Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Our house doesn't even have a chimney! And the letter box is so small that they're going to be rather tiny presents this year

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ffs Peaches, just spat vodka all over the lappy then!!!!

"passes over some kitchen roll"

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"ffs Peaches, just spat vodka all over the lappy then!!!!

"passes over some kitchen roll"

bugger off, I licked it off... (only licking going on here tonight)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Our house doesn't even have a chimney! And the letter box is so small that they're going to be rather tiny presents this year

But he is magic see and can still get in , only he forgot where i fooking live

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