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"My worst fab experience was meeting a lovely woman and not being able to perform. I was mortified. Luckily it hasn't happened again. " I hope she wasn't rude or made you feel crap xx | |||
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"My worst fab experience was meeting a lovely woman and not being able to perform. I was mortified. Luckily it hasn't happened again. I hope she wasn't rude or made you feel crap xx" No, she was obviously disappointed but she was very good about it. It's not like I didn't find her attractive either. | |||
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"Had a meet, she was what she said she was + looked the same. After socialising for a few hours, got down to the jiggy episode. And - for reasons I don't want to go into - I was completely put off. All that time and effort, to then discover there is no way I'm putting it in there" Oh go on you gotta tell us what wenter wrong | |||
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"My worst fab experience was meeting a lovely woman and not being able to perform. I was mortified. Luckily it hasn't happened again. I hope she wasn't rude or made you feel crap xx No, she was obviously disappointed but she was very good about it. It's not like I didn't find her attractive either. " These things happen. Glad she was ok about it. I've had it happen to me, but I managed to make them cum in the end after a lot of kissing, touching & caressing | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 25/07/15 13:40:21]" An encounter gone wrong and bitchy women. | |||
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"My worst fab experience was meeting a lovely woman and not being able to perform. I was mortified. Luckily it hasn't happened again. I hope she wasn't rude or made you feel crap xx No, she was obviously disappointed but she was very good about it. It's not like I didn't find her attractive either. These things happen. Glad she was ok about it. I've had it happen to me, but I managed to make them cum in the end after a lot of kissing, touching & caressing " We both came! It was still fun. But I was just disappointed with my little soldier! | |||
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"My worst fab experience was meeting a lovely woman and not being able to perform. I was mortified. Luckily it hasn't happened again. I hope she wasn't rude or made you feel crap xx No, she was obviously disappointed but she was very good about it. It's not like I didn't find her attractive either. These things happen. Glad she was ok about it. I've had it happen to me, but I managed to make them cum in the end after a lot of kissing, touching & caressing We both came! It was still fun. But I was just disappointed with my little soldier! " I hope you didn't give him a beating | |||
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"My worst fab experience was meeting a lovely woman and not being able to perform. I was mortified. Luckily it hasn't happened again. I hope she wasn't rude or made you feel crap xx No, she was obviously disappointed but she was very good about it. It's not like I didn't find her attractive either. These things happen. Glad she was ok about it. I've had it happen to me, but I managed to make them cum in the end after a lot of kissing, touching & caressing We both came! It was still fun. But I was just disappointed with my little soldier! I hope you didn't give him a beating " That's a regular treat that he likes. No, he was on bread and water rations for a few days. | |||
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"I wouldn't call this a bad experience.... But a few years ago I agreed to meet a very polite non-pushy middle aged guy via another site.... During our message exchange he'd explained how grateful he was to find someone willing meet around his very limited free time. On arrival he explained how he lived as a carer for his aging parent's and rarely had any free time for himself...... We never had sex...... he simply wanted someone to talk with and to listen to his tale,,,, " Oh, I want to go and give him a hug! | |||
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"My worst fab experience was meeting a lovely woman and not being able to perform. I was mortified. Luckily it hasn't happened again. I hope she wasn't rude or made you feel crap xx No, she was obviously disappointed but she was very good about it. It's not like I didn't find her attractive either. These things happen. Glad she was ok about it. I've had it happen to me, but I managed to make them cum in the end after a lot of kissing, touching & caressing We both came! It was still fun. But I was just disappointed with my little soldier! I hope you didn't give him a beating That's a regular treat that he likes. No, he was on bread and water rations for a few days. " | |||
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"I met a woman whose fanny smelt of vomit " I'm sorry about that | |||
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"I met a woman whose fanny smelt of vomit " Jeez, can that happen? | |||
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"I could write a book " You should. Probably wouldn't sell as many as 50 Shades but i'm sure it would be way more interesting, educational and amusing! A | |||
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"I met a woman who's fanny smelt like a fish shop,I couldn't go near it,made my excuses and left. Why would anyone not wash before a meet?" Could you possibly describe the smell of a fish-shop...... It's just there are Fish and Chip shops..... Tropical Fish shops.... Fishmongers.... etc etc.... We need more detail.... | |||
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"I could write a book You should. Probably wouldn't sell as many as 50 Shades but i'm sure it would be way more interesting, educational and amusing! A" there would be a need for a good lawyer | |||
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"I could write a book You should. Probably wouldn't sell as many as 50 Shades but i'm sure it would be way more interesting, educational and amusing! A there would be a need for a good lawyer " Just change names, ages, locations etc - you'll be fine. It works on Fab. A | |||
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"I met a nice guy in London once....drink and a chat. Then, right out of the blue, he refused to drag me in an alley and piss on me....wouldn't even consider the beating and rape. Total time-waster. :- o" | |||
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"I met a nice guy in London once....drink and a chat. Then, right out of the blue, he refused to drag me in an alley and piss on me....wouldn't even consider the beating and rape. Total time-waster. " Name & shame him | |||
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"I met a nice guy in London once....drink and a chat. Then, right out of the blue, he refused to drag me in an alley and piss on me....wouldn't even consider the beating and rape. Total time-waster. Name & shame him " I most certainly will not... I am nothing if not discreet. | |||
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"I met a nice guy in London once....drink and a chat. Then, right out of the blue, he refused to drag me in an alley and piss on me....wouldn't even consider the beating and rape. Total time-waster. Name & shame him I most certainly will not... I am nothing if not discreet. " Oh no - I spared you the 'worst' of Fab. That's just one from he vaults. | |||
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"My worst fab experience was meeting a lovely woman and not being able to perform. I was mortified. Luckily it hasn't happened again. " Me too, - but I forewarned her that I sung like a wolf! | |||
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"OK. I stress this is not from this site but it is a cautionary tale... Met up with a young man last year. 19, bit too young really but he was very hot and I'm very shallow. Spoke on the phone and emailed extensively. Meet in London, go out for a few drinks, blah blah, chat chat, and the the convo turns increasingly sexual and I think, oh, I'm in here. And then he flips. Starts going on about how he wants me to beat him up. Not like a bit of slap and tickle but properly bloodied and beaten. I'm like, "Uh, you didn't mention *any* of this before?" Cut a long story short, he wanted me to drag him off to an alleyway, beat him, piss on him and then r@pe him. Never finished a 'date' before with "I think you should fuck off now and get yr train." Christ. " no a meet, thankfully, but similar to this. chatting to a guy on another site, he was very keen to hook up, bit too keen I thought. So a bit of naughty messaging to see what it may go like, yep he'd kiss, suck etc, mentioned I'd be open to a little spanking, then out of the blue I'm bent over with him in me and he'll punch me in my kidneys! wtf!!! replied with "erm don't think so, no thanks" so he starts backpedalling still wanting to meet and no he wouldn't go that far. Told him no way, how am I supposed to trust you after a comment like that, bye... | |||
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"I met a woman whose fanny smelt of vomit " *casts any eye over Ben's veri's... | |||
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"Thing that has happened in your 'fab'experience *Being stood up *An encounter gone wrong *The person not who you thought they were *The person run out on you *Deleting their profile right after the meet you *Falling for someone and getting hurt Or all of the above or something different? " Fell for each other. Believed all his b/s then realised there was no trust.. took a while to go separate ways. But all is done now lol miss the sex only. | |||
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"I met a woman who's fanny smelt like a fish shop,I couldn't go near it,made my excuses and left. Why would anyone not wash before a meet? Could you possibly describe the smell of a fish-shop...... It's just there are Fish and Chip shops..... Tropical Fish shops.... Fishmongers.... etc etc.... We need more detail.... " Well as you know fresh fish don't smell fishy! So all I'm saying is she must have been harbouring a fish in her kickers for about a week or more! | |||
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