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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thing that has happened in your 'fab'experience

*Being stood up

*An encounter gone wrong

*The person not who you thought they were

*The person run out on you

*Deleting their profile right after the meet you

*Falling for someone and getting hurt

Or all of the above or something different?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a meet, she was what she said she was + looked the same.

After socialising for a few hours, got down to the jiggy episode.

And - for reasons I don't want to go into - I was completely put off.

All that time and effort, to then discover there is no way I'm putting it in there

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

My worst fab experience was meeting a lovely woman and not being able to perform. I was mortified. Luckily it hasn't happened again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My meet last week turned green, said he felt sick and had to go home early! He kept apologising and was quite embarrassed and he genuinely seemed pretty off colour, but there's that niggling little bit of self doubt gnawing away in the back of my mind, that perhaps I wasn't good enough

We have met before and had a fantastic time so it probably isn't that at all, but still............I'll get over it.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

LMAO - I'm not saying, too bizarre.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My worst fab experience was meeting a lovely woman and not being able to perform. I was mortified. Luckily it hasn't happened again. "

I hope she wasn't rude or made you feel crap xx

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I think the worst thing is wading through piles of bullshit

Other than that I love it and I love some of the amazing people we know

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"My worst fab experience was meeting a lovely woman and not being able to perform. I was mortified. Luckily it hasn't happened again.

I hope she wasn't rude or made you feel crap xx"

No, she was obviously disappointed but she was very good about it. It's not like I didn't find her attractive either.

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By *aramelMINXWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

"Had a meet, she was what she said she was + looked the same.

After socialising for a few hours, got down to the jiggy episode.

And - for reasons I don't want to go into - I was completely put off.

All that time and effort, to then discover there is no way I'm putting it in there"

Oh go on you gotta tell us what wenter wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My worst fab experience was meeting a lovely woman and not being able to perform. I was mortified. Luckily it hasn't happened again.

I hope she wasn't rude or made you feel crap xx

No, she was obviously disappointed but she was very good about it. It's not like I didn't find her attractive either. "

These things happen. Glad she was ok about it.

I've had it happen to me, but I managed to make them cum in the end after a lot of kissing, touching & caressing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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An encounter gone wrong and bitchy women.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"My worst fab experience was meeting a lovely woman and not being able to perform. I was mortified. Luckily it hasn't happened again.

I hope she wasn't rude or made you feel crap xx

No, she was obviously disappointed but she was very good about it. It's not like I didn't find her attractive either.

These things happen. Glad she was ok about it.

I've had it happen to me, but I managed to make them cum in the end after a lot of kissing, touching & caressing

We both came! It was still fun. But I was just disappointed with my little soldier!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My worst fab experience was meeting a lovely woman and not being able to perform. I was mortified. Luckily it hasn't happened again.

I hope she wasn't rude or made you feel crap xx

No, she was obviously disappointed but she was very good about it. It's not like I didn't find her attractive either.

These things happen. Glad she was ok about it.

I've had it happen to me, but I managed to make them cum in the end after a lot of kissing, touching & caressing

We both came! It was still fun. But I was just disappointed with my little soldier! "

I hope you didn't give him a beating

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"My worst fab experience was meeting a lovely woman and not being able to perform. I was mortified. Luckily it hasn't happened again.

I hope she wasn't rude or made you feel crap xx

No, she was obviously disappointed but she was very good about it. It's not like I didn't find her attractive either.

These things happen. Glad she was ok about it.

I've had it happen to me, but I managed to make them cum in the end after a lot of kissing, touching & caressing

We both came! It was still fun. But I was just disappointed with my little soldier!

I hope you didn't give him a beating

That's a regular treat that he likes.

No, he was on bread and water rations for a few days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't call this a bad experience....

But a few years ago I agreed to meet a very polite non-pushy middle aged guy via another site....

During our message exchange he'd explained how grateful he was to find someone willing meet around his very limited free time.

On arrival he explained how he lived as a carer for his aging parent's and rarely had any free time for himself......

We never had sex...... he simply wanted someone to talk with and to listen to his tale,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't call this a bad experience....

But a few years ago I agreed to meet a very polite non-pushy middle aged guy via another site....

During our message exchange he'd explained how grateful he was to find someone willing meet around his very limited free time.

On arrival he explained how he lived as a carer for his aging parent's and rarely had any free time for himself......

We never had sex...... he simply wanted someone to talk with and to listen to his tale,,,,

Oh, I want to go and give him a hug!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My worst fab experience was meeting a lovely woman and not being able to perform. I was mortified. Luckily it hasn't happened again.

I hope she wasn't rude or made you feel crap xx

No, she was obviously disappointed but she was very good about it. It's not like I didn't find her attractive either.

These things happen. Glad she was ok about it.

I've had it happen to me, but I managed to make them cum in the end after a lot of kissing, touching & caressing

We both came! It was still fun. But I was just disappointed with my little soldier!

I hope you didn't give him a beating

That's a regular treat that he likes.

No, he was on bread and water rations for a few days. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmm, never had a bad meet, well not on our behalf anyway.

Did once turn up to a club one night though.. Didn't check the club calendar.... oops. Pretty serious bdsm night going on.. Was greeted at the door, by several gas masks.. Darth vader voices.. Insisting come in my my pretty!!

Dust your not kidding whooooosh!! Gone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met a woman whose fanny smelt of vomit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I met a woman whose fanny smelt of vomit

FFS!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I met a woman whose fanny smelt of vomit

I'm sorry about that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a guy who had a microdick then threw a total strop when i pointed out he had VWE on his profile. And one guy who actually tried to EAT ME with teeth, then when i screamed and jumped out the bed he told me i was weird and that every other girl had loved it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I met a woman whose fanny smelt of vomit

Jeez, can that happen?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

OK. I stress this is not from this site but it is a cautionary tale...

Met up with a young man last year. 19, bit too young really but he was very hot and I'm very shallow. Spoke on the phone and emailed extensively.

Meet in London, go out for a few drinks, blah blah, chat chat, and the the convo turns increasingly sexual and I think, oh, I'm in here.

And then he flips.

Starts going on about how he wants me to beat him up. Not like a bit of slap and tickle but properly bloodied and beaten.

I'm like, "Uh, you didn't mention *any* of this before?"

Cut a long story short, he wanted me to drag him off to an alleyway, beat him, piss on him and then r@pe him.

Never finished a 'date' before with "I think you should fuck off now and get yr train."

Christ.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met a woman who's fanny smelt like a fish shop,I couldn't go near it,made my excuses and left.

Why would anyone not wash before a meet?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I could write a book

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I could write a book

You should.

Probably wouldn't sell as many as 50 Shades but i'm sure it would be way more interesting, educational and amusing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I met a woman who's fanny smelt like a fish shop,I couldn't go near it,made my excuses and left.

Why would anyone not wash before a meet?"

Could you possibly describe the smell of a fish-shop......

It's just there are Fish and Chip shops..... Tropical Fish shops.... Fishmongers.... etc etc....

We need more detail....

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I could write a book

You should.

Probably wouldn't sell as many as 50 Shades but i'm sure it would be way more interesting, educational and amusing!

there would be a need for a good lawyer

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I could write a book

You should.

Probably wouldn't sell as many as 50 Shades but i'm sure it would be way more interesting, educational and amusing!

there would be a need for a good lawyer

Just change names, ages, locations etc - you'll be fine.

It works on Fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met a nice guy in London once....drink and a chat.

Then, right out of the blue, he refused to drag me in an alley and piss on me....wouldn't even consider the beating and rape.

Total time-waster.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I met a nice guy in London once....drink and a chat.

Then, right out of the blue, he refused to drag me in an alley and piss on me....wouldn't even consider the beating and rape.

Total time-waster. :-

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I met a nice guy in London once....drink and a chat.

Then, right out of the blue, he refused to drag me in an alley and piss on me....wouldn't even consider the beating and rape.

Total time-waster.

Name & shame him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been meeting guys off the internet for about 13 years now so have a few memorable meets (memorable for the wrong reason) would be hard to pick one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I met a nice guy in London once....drink and a chat.

Then, right out of the blue, he refused to drag me in an alley and piss on me....wouldn't even consider the beating and rape.

Total time-waster.

Name & shame him

I most certainly will not... I am nothing if not discreet.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I met a nice guy in London once....drink and a chat.

Then, right out of the blue, he refused to drag me in an alley and piss on me....wouldn't even consider the beating and rape.

Total time-waster.

Name & shame him

I most certainly will not... I am nothing if not discreet.

Oh no - I spared you the 'worst' of Fab. That's just one from he vaults.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My worst fab experience was meeting a lovely woman and not being able to perform. I was mortified. Luckily it hasn't happened again. "

Me too, - but I forewarned her that I sung like a wolf!

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

I couldn't think of a bad meet as usually my filters & insticts them out before they ever get to that stage.

Then it came to me. The one bad meet. I'd obviously filed it in the "Don't Really Give A F*ck" file.

A really fit, hot, ex army lad mailed me & we started enjoying some banter & then he nervously mentioned he'd be interested in hooking up. I drove to his place, about 30 minutes out of town & got to the front door. I didn't get out the car but text to check if I'd got the right house. No answer.

So I called the number. No answer. I pull around the corner & I message him on Fab. No answer.

By now I'm thinking I've got the wrong house but notice the curtains twitching & realise my car is being watched. Finally I get replies saying he's "really scared & worried as he's never done anything like this with a guy". I try to calm him by saying we'd just make it a social, possibly just go somewhere neutral for a coffee or a chat, rather than do anything (as we'd gotten in so well chatting in our previous exchanges). He's still keen but really worried. After 20 minutes of this I decide he's just not worth it & swear never to entertain newbies again no matter how hot.

Driving home I remember thinking that if this is what we send to fight the enemy our country is in real trouble. All a potential threat to our security needs to do is send out a band of Gay Mafia & our Forces will turn & run shrieking!

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By *avebi48Man
over a year ago

Lordswood

"OK. I stress this is not from this site but it is a cautionary tale...

Met up with a young man last year. 19, bit too young really but he was very hot and I'm very shallow. Spoke on the phone and emailed extensively.

Meet in London, go out for a few drinks, blah blah, chat chat, and the the convo turns increasingly sexual and I think, oh, I'm in here.

And then he flips.

Starts going on about how he wants me to beat him up. Not like a bit of slap and tickle but properly bloodied and beaten.

I'm like, "Uh, you didn't mention *any* of this before?"

Cut a long story short, he wanted me to drag him off to an alleyway, beat him, piss on him and then r@pe him.

Never finished a 'date' before with "I think you should fuck off now and get yr train."

Christ. "

no a meet, thankfully, but similar to this. chatting to a guy on another site, he was very keen to hook up, bit too keen I thought. So a bit of naughty messaging to see what it may go like, yep he'd kiss, suck etc, mentioned I'd be open to a little spanking, then out of the blue I'm bent over with him in me and he'll punch me in my kidneys! wtf!!!

replied with "erm don't think so, no thanks" so he starts backpedalling still wanting to meet and no he wouldn't go that far. Told him no way, how am I supposed to trust you after a comment like that, bye...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I met a woman whose fanny smelt of vomit

*casts any eye over Ben's veri's...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thing that has happened in your 'fab'experience

*Being stood up

*An encounter gone wrong

*The person not who you thought they were

*The person run out on you

*Deleting their profile right after the meet you

*Falling for someone and getting hurt

Or all of the above or something different?

Fell for each other. Believed all his b/s then realised there was no trust.. took a while to go separate ways. But all is done now lol miss the sex only.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me, Mr Taurus, nearly drowning whilst sixty nineing under a very large lady and she squirted what seemed like a gallon of squirt.

My thrashing about to get out because I was literally drowning made her more excited.

I have a bit of a phobia of large women now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very early on we travelled to a couples house for a meet . We arrived at 10.00 and my wife had a glass of wine I had a cuppa . We got chatting .

4 hours later still chatting and 3 bottles of wine , 5 cups of tea later I fell asleep .

My wife noticed I was bored , gave me a nudge , and I woke up startled wondering where I was . Sabrina thought it was hilarious , the couple weren't so enthused . I looked at the clock , 2.30 am , and said well thanks for the meet but we have to go now .

Sabrina said as we left , can we not do any more socials please .

And we haven't since that fateful night some four and a half years ago .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I met a woman who's fanny smelt like a fish shop,I couldn't go near it,made my excuses and left.

Why would anyone not wash before a meet?

Could you possibly describe the smell of a fish-shop......

It's just there are Fish and Chip shops..... Tropical Fish shops.... Fishmongers.... etc etc....

We need more detail....

Well as you know fresh fish don't smell fishy! So all I'm saying is she must have been harbouring a fish in her kickers for about a week or more!

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By *ethepeopleMan
over a year ago

Near you

Going back awhile on an old profile! It was very early in my fab life !!! Was contacted by a couple to come over and play with the promise of a bi fem "friend" joining as well

Hubby just to look on .

So there description was " ex gymnastics fit ,big sexual appetite unshockable etc " ok game on I thought!!!

Roll round Saturday night the feelings right, I turn up and first thing is no bi fem ?? Ok not a problem still got bendy Wendy which as it happens is very good looking! Fast forward an hour of chat,drinks,giggles it's now time to play.

I always get my heart jumping out of my chest when waiting to dive in no problem it's jumping good sign - ok do you mind having a massage - er ok !?!? While I'm fine with that to break off kissing and feeling for this ?????

15 minutes later!!! No cock touched , not allowed to touch her the hubby says that part is done!

Ok so back to kissing etc and I'm in no mood to fuck about so to say --- I slide to oral so far so good I'll just put this out there I'm no master oralist but I do an ok job .... But not a lot going on reaction wise so we swap to her giving me head

robotic toothy strange are some words that come to mind---- no good lets move to sex I think!!!!

Now we have an ex gymnastics freak and I'm thinking at least I can bend her into my favourite roast duck position (between bed head and wall) request denied hmm ok try some deep doggy!! Oh not so hard pls I'm small !! Ok you get on top then ok she says and hubby chips in your in for a treat now

well after waiting for her to put it in cos she likes it that way and ten minutes of rocking back and forth says you need to come now so we can eat !!! Ffs

Brb with rest of this NB This is a true account of a meet

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