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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

heres your chance to say something that might make you unlos after posting:

"sites fulla fat manky people"

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"heres your chance to say something that might make you unlos after posting:

"sites fulla fat manky people""

That's rubbish, the sites nowhere near full yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"heres your chance to say something that might make you unlos after posting:

"sites fulla fat manky people""

Oh OP don't talk about yourself like that !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just been to the STI clinic & all results were positive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just been to the STI clinic & all results were positive."

Congratulations! When are you due??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can all the men at the last gangbang appear on jezza next week. Its the cheapest way to do a paternity test.

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By *aramelMINXWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

"heres your chance to say something that might make you unlos after posting:

"sites fulla fat manky people""

Haha quiet agree with you

And some with no standards what so ever

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Sorry about the poo I left in the club hot-tub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can all the men at the last gangbang appear on jezza next week. Its the cheapest way to do a paternity test."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Sorry about the poo I left in the club hot-tub

You logger you.

I've never jumped out of a hot-tub so fast!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

""Sorry about the poo I left in the club hot-tub

You logger you.

I've never jumped out of a hot-tub so fast!

UNLOS!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

90.7% of the women here couldnt pull in a pub..and yet they wont answer my mails...uppity tarts(most likely prozzies"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just been to the STI clinic & all results were positive.

Congratulations! When are you due??

At my age, they said a pregnancy test wasn't needed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Sorry about the poo I left in the club hot-tub

I licked it clean as i didnt want anyone bad mouthing u xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Sorry about the poo I left in the club hot-tub

You logger you.

I've never jumped out of a hot-tub so fast!

UNLOS!!!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

""Sorry about the poo I left in the club hot-tub

I licked it clean as i didnt want anyone bad mouthing u xxxx"

I could outdo you for disgusting any day but I dont want the post pulled

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Sorry about the poo I left in the club hot-tub

I licked it clean as i didnt want anyone bad mouthing u xxxx

I could outdo you for disgusting any day but I dont want the post pulled

lol same...lets keep our lips sealed..

speaking of seals...any seal clubbing clubs around?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I lost my wedding ring at a party. Last saw it just after I lubed my hand for some fisting action...can the ladies please check their orifices and post it to my work address please..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I lost my wedding ring at a party. Last saw it just after I lubed my hand for some fisting action...can the ladies please check their orifices and post it to my work address please.."

Found it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I lost my wedding ring at a party. Last saw it just after I lubed my hand for some fisting action...can the ladies please check their orifices and post it to my work address please..

Found it

Can you clean it first. .ta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FOR HER

That woman has a bigger beard than me - she should join a circus.

FOR HIM

I've seen bigger cocktail sausages

FOR INSTANT OUTRAGE

Wanna come to a party with me and Jimmy Savile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I lost my wedding ring at a party. Last saw it just after I lubed my hand for some fisting action...can the ladies please check their orifices and post it to my work address please..

Found it

Can you clean it first. .ta

I'm wearing it. That means we are officially married

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need patience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I lost my wedding ring at a party. Last saw it just after I lubed my hand for some fisting action...can the ladies please check their orifices and post it to my work address please..

Found it

Can you clean it first. .ta

I'm wearing it. That means we are officially married

If you check its actually a hula hoop sprayed gold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I lost my wedding ring at a party. Last saw it just after I lubed my hand for some fisting action...can the ladies please check their orifices and post it to my work address please..

Found it

Can you clean it first. .ta

I'm wearing it. That means we are officially married

If you check its actually a hula hoop sprayed gold

It could be a haribo ring for all I care! We are still married

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

all the bi guys are diseased

and the bi women squirt ambrosia.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

lotsa bucket fannies on here..obviously they need a bbc

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

Only looking for hot, lookers & fit types

If you've got a face like a vagina chewin' a wasp or a cunt like a wizards sleeve get tae fuck.

Now hit me up aw youz biatches. I know yer gaggin fur it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, how are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it make me gay if I suck cock but don't swallow?

Meet me or forever be condemned as racist

I've been on the site for a while now, 18 minutes to be precise and there is no women on the end of my dick, ive washed it especially, but still nothing this site is a joke, full of frigid lessas, but if you like wat you see call me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does it make me gay if I suck cock but don't swallow?

Meet me or forever be condemned as racist

I'll be right over.

Just gotta give my minge a quick wash

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I get meets of facebook all the time, theres not one single genuine woman or couple up for it on this site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does it make me gay if I suck cock but don't swallow?

Meet me or forever be condemned as racist

I'll be right over.

Just gotta give my minge a quick wash

It's ok ive got a 5 gallon drum of flap fresh, if that's no goof ive got a special lice shampoo the doctors gave me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok - I admit it! No more false modesty!

All you guys who've messaged me for the last 18 months were right!

I AM gorgeous!

I AM stunning!

I AM by far the most beautiful woman on fab!

Oh - and I was a model before many of you were born - so it MUST all be true!

Right - where did I put my coat!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

some famous american porn star has stole my pics!- honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes.

Yes to every single person (couples included) who Ever propositioned me.

I have no standards or self- esteem and will fuck Any Thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And, almost forgot. I will be a willing milkmaid in Penge tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I lost my wedding ring at a party. Last saw it just after I lubed my hand for some fisting action...can the ladies please check their orifices and post it to my work address please..

Found it

Can you clean it first. .ta

I'm wearing it. That means we are officially married

I thought we were married?

That's it, I'm leaving.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I lost my wedding ring at a party. Last saw it just after I lubed my hand for some fisting action...can the ladies please check their orifices and post it to my work address please..

Found it

Can you clean it first. .ta

I'm wearing it. That means we are officially married

I thought we were married?

That's it, I'm leaving....."

Working in a court has its uses. I gave us a divorce. You're paying me spousal maintenance, so pay up bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would anyone want to meet u when all u do is call ppl on here derogatory names. How does it feel to be so perfect NOT.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Why would anyone want to meet u when all u do is call ppl on here derogatory names. How does it feel to be so perfect NOT.

The thread is a joke

not to be taken seriously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why would anyone want to meet u when all u do is call ppl on here derogatory names. How does it feel to be so perfect NOT.

The thread is a joke

not to be taken seriously

Is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Why would anyone want to meet u when all u do is call ppl on here derogatory names. How does it feel to be so perfect NOT.

The thread is a joke

not to be taken seriously

Is it?

Oh dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I lost my wedding ring at a party. Last saw it just after I lubed my hand for some fisting action...can the ladies please check their orifices and post it to my work address please..

Found it

Can you clean it first. .ta

I'm wearing it. That means we are officially married

If you check its actually a hula hoop sprayed gold

It could be a haribo ring for all I care! We are still married

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Wouldn't that mean you're now married... To his wife?'?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why would anyone want to meet u when all u do is call ppl on here derogatory names. How does it feel to be so perfect NOT.

The thread is a joke

not to be taken seriously

Is it?

I'm taking it very seriously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I lost my wedding ring at a party. Last saw it just after I lubed my hand for some fisting action...can the ladies please check their orifices and post it to my work address please..

Found it

Can you clean it first. .ta

I'm wearing it. That means we are officially married

If you check its actually a hula hoop sprayed gold

It could be a haribo ring for all I care! We are still married

Wouldn't that mean you're now married... To his wife?'?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does it make me gay if I suck cock but don't swallow?

Meet me or forever be condemned as racist

This made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I lost my wedding ring at a party. Last saw it just after I lubed my hand for some fisting action...can the ladies please check their orifices and post it to my work address please..

Found it

Can you clean it first. .ta

I'm wearing it. That means we are officially married

If you check its actually a hula hoop sprayed gold

It could be a haribo ring for all I care! We are still married

Wouldn't that mean you're now married... To his wife?'?!

Not sure why to his wife, but who cares?! I'll marry anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I lost my wedding ring at a party. Last saw it just after I lubed my hand for some fisting action...can the ladies please check their orifices and post it to my work address please..

Found it

Can you clean it first. .ta

I'm wearing it. That means we are officially married

If you check its actually a hula hoop sprayed gold

It could be a haribo ring for all I care! We are still married

Wouldn't that mean you're now married... To his wife?'?!

Not sure why to his wife, but who cares?! I'll marry anyone

Because it would be the ring she gave him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I lost my wedding ring at a party. Last saw it just after I lubed my hand for some fisting action...can the ladies please check their orifices and post it to my work address please..

Found it

Can you clean it first. .ta

I'm wearing it. That means we are officially married

If you check its actually a hula hoop sprayed gold

It could be a haribo ring for all I care! We are still married

Wouldn't that mean you're now married... To his wife?'?!

Not sure why to his wife, but who cares?! I'll marry anyone

Because it would be the ring she gave him

Oh yes

So, a threesome then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I lost my wedding ring at a party. Last saw it just after I lubed my hand for some fisting action...can the ladies please check their orifices and post it to my work address please..

Found it

Can you clean it first. .ta

I'm wearing it. That means we are officially married

If you check its actually a hula hoop sprayed gold

It could be a haribo ring for all I care! We are still married

Wouldn't that mean you're now married... To his wife?'?!

Not sure why to his wife, but who cares?! I'll marry anyone

Because it would be the ring she gave him

Oh yes

So, a threesome then

I'm sure he wouldn't say no to a 3some

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

The mods [censored by admin - this is your last warning!]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I lost my wedding ring at a party. Last saw it just after I lubed my hand for some fisting action...can the ladies please check their orifices and post it to my work address please..

Found it

Can you clean it first. .ta

I'm wearing it. That means we are officially married

I thought we were married?

That's it, I'm leaving.....

Working in a court has its uses. I gave us a divorce. You're paying me spousal maintenance, so pay up bitch

I wondered where all my money was going. Thank god we didn't have kids......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just been to the STI clinic & all results were positive.

Congratulations! When are you due??

At my age, they said a pregnancy test wasn't needed

At my, erm, length they said a paternity test wasn't needed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I lost my wedding ring at a party. Last saw it just after I lubed my hand for some fisting action...can the ladies please check their orifices and post it to my work address please..

Found it

Can you clean it first. .ta

I'm wearing it. That means we are officially married

If you check its actually a hula hoop sprayed gold

It could be a haribo ring for all I care! We are still married

Wouldn't that mean you're now married... To his wife?'?!

Not sure why to his wife, but who cares?! I'll marry anyone

Because it would be the ring she gave him

Oh yes

So, a threesome then

I'm sure he wouldn't say no to a 3some

All that over a hula hoop!!

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

Been here a week & paid my fiver site support fee, so I know the score. Now where's all this fanny I'm supposed to get? All I'm getting is messages from men - I don't swing that way. I'm young, hung & full of cum! I'm single & ready to mingle. Hit me up bitches.

(No pics coz it uses up my credit & Mum n Dad would wonder why I need another Top Up.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right you bastards...I have put up 23 pics of my cock and ticked every preference and cut and pasted in some cool bastards profile text..and messaged every lady within 75 miles. Why no takers?

This is shit.. [sad face]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any bird who doesn't want me must be frigid or a dyke.

Any bird who will meet be must be a slag.

BTW - you bring the rubbers 'cos I'm barred from Boots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(No pics coz it uses up my credit & Mum n Dad would wonder why I need another Top Up.)

Classic!

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By *ubyExpreeWoman
over a year ago

BBBW Heaven

"Right you bastards...I have put up 23 pics of my cock and ticked every preference and cut and pasted in some cool bastards profile text..and messaged every lady within 75 miles. Why no takers?

This is shit.. [sad face]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right you bastards...I have put up 23 pics of my cock and ticked every preference and cut and pasted in some cool bastards profile text..and messaged every lady within 75 miles. Why no takers?

This is shit.. [sad face]

Now I have changed tack..

I have removed all my pics and changed my text to ......

That makes me all mysterious and shit. Chicks dig that

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over a year ago

"Right you bastards...I have put up 23 pics of my cock and ticked every preference and cut and pasted in some cool bastards profile text..and messaged every lady within 75 miles. Why no takers?

This is shit.. [sad face]

Now I have changed tack..

I have removed all my pics and changed my text to ......

That makes me all mysterious and shit. Chicks dig that"

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

I'm REALLY Str8, but coz I wasn't getting replies from single girls my age (18+) I thought I'd change my profile & settings coz I might be interested in a MFM with a Couple. My status now reads Bi-curious but I don't want no dick anywhere near my dick with a Couple. Just looking to service your missus to show her what she's missing. Message me if youz interested.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right you bastards...I have put up 23 pics of my cock and ticked every preference and cut and pasted in some cool bastards profile text..and messaged every lady within 75 miles. Why no takers?

This is shit.. [sad face]

Now I have changed tack..

I have removed all my pics and changed my text to ......

That makes me all mysterious and shit. Chicks dig that"

Now we will all be wondering if you're really someone famous like George Clooney

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

I'M BATMAAAAAAAN!

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

Ok here goes... I'm a SciFi Geek, I'm still a virgin & I live with my parents. But I really, really, really want to get my hole. I'm not very big, either downstairs or in build (7 stone), but I've got a great personality. Looking for my Penny to to my Leonard. An interest in all things SciFi would be an advantage as I don't really talk about much else. Always wanted to try the upside down kiss thing that Spidey does but I'm afraid of heights & allergic to rope burns. Please help me Obi Wankin Obi - you're my only hope.

Love Sheldon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Help! A T girl fabbed my ass pic!!! That's like nearly rape!!! I'm going to catch the Gheeeeeyyyyyy

[Crying bitch face]

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

Ok I can't stand it any longer ...

What does UNLOS actually stand for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I can't stand it any longer ...

What does UNLOS actually stand for

User no longer on site.

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

Someone told me this was a swinging site.

I'm here & don't see no swings.

Not even a seesaw or a roundabout.

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