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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Is it just me, but I haven't seen a wish bone in a chicken for years.

I'm talking about the two pronged evenly matched wish bones, all I seem to get are wish bones that are uneven in length. I was always told as a child that the uneven ones were no good for your wishes to be granted.

Just wondering, as I'm looking for a little extra help in securing a meet with someone

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

awww love pulling the wish bone

If I see one I'll send it to you so you can make your wish

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

There was a wish bone in our chicken last night but I didn't pull.

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"awww love pulling the wish bone

If I see one I'll send it to you so you can make your wish "

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"awww love pulling the wish bone

If I see one I'll send it to you so you can make your wish "

Goes off to kill a chicken now

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"There was a wish bone in our chicken last night but I didn't pull.

"

What an evenly matched one.

I think I must be getting low budget chickens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've pulled one recently , I think it matched and I won !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always get them. Never get my wishes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv got a wishbone here if you want it

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"Iv got a wishbone here if you want it "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My youngest loves pulling the wish bone when we get chicken.....never had uneven ones

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Iv got a wishbone here if you want it "

Thanks for offer, but I'm looking for a matching one

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"My youngest loves pulling the wish bone when we get chicken.....never had uneven ones "

So is it just my chickens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My youngest loves pulling the wish bone when we get chicken.....never had uneven ones

So is it just my chickens "

seems like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't talk to Sergio Perez about wishbones!

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

Got loads of wishbones from our chicken roasts on weekends lying in the kitchen.

Where the hell are you buying your chickens from?

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I have wished for the same thing for years everytime I pull a wishbone

They don't work.....just ask her out instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

budget chicken isnt chicken. Doesnt taste like chicken, if you been buying it you may have forgotten what chicken actually tastes like, it doesnt have the life of a chicken, eat stuff chickens are meant to eat.

get a free range or organic bird

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"budget chicken isnt chicken. Doesnt taste like chicken, if you been buying it you may have forgotten what chicken actually tastes like, it doesnt have the life of a chicken, eat stuff chickens are meant to eat.

get a free range or organic bird "

Ours was a free range from Lidl. It was very tasty.

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"budget chicken isnt chicken. Doesnt taste like chicken, if you been buying it you may have forgotten what chicken actually tastes like, it doesnt have the life of a chicken, eat stuff chickens are meant to eat.

get a free range or organic bird "

That's why I like the scene

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I have wished for the same thing for years everytime I pull a wishbone

They don't work.....just ask her out instead "

I don't think I've asked a woman out years re the conventional way.

I'm more of a 'what you doing' type of guy lol

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Got loads of wishbones from our chicken roasts on weekends lying in the kitchen.

Where the hell are you buying your chickens from? "

Are we talking the V shaped wish bones

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"I have wished for the same thing for years everytime I pull a wishbone

They don't work.....just ask her out instead

I don't think I've asked a woman out years re the conventional way.

I'm more of a 'what you doing' type of guy lol"

Do that then

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By *igboy10essexMan
over a year ago

Upminster


"I have wished for the same thing for years everytime I pull a wishbone

They don't work.....just ask her out instead

I don't think I've asked a woman out years re the conventional way.

I'm more of a 'what you doing' type of guy lol

Do that then "

I'm making a wish xx

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I have wished for the same thing for years everytime I pull a wishbone

They don't work.....just ask her out instead

I don't think I've asked a woman out years re the conventional way.

I'm more of a 'what you doing' type of guy lol

Do that then "

I'll send him a fancy a fuck message and see if that helps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks, OP. I now have chicken desire. Someone roast me a chicken and bring it to me as I'm too lazy to get outta bed this morning......please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks, OP. I now have chicken desire. Someone roast me a chicken and bring it to me as I'm too lazy to get outta bed this morning......please? "

would you like that spit roasted ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks, OP. I now have chicken desire. Someone roast me a chicken and bring it to me as I'm too lazy to get outta bed this morning......please?

would you like that spit roasted ?"

The thought never entered my mind.....

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"I have wished for the same thing for years everytime I pull a wishbone

They don't work.....just ask her out instead

I don't think I've asked a woman out years re the conventional way.

I'm more of a 'what you doing' type of guy lol

Do that then

I'll send him a fancy a fuck message and see if that helps. "

I must admit I never had him down as backwards at coming forwards

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I have wished for the same thing for years everytime I pull a wishbone

They don't work.....just ask her out instead

I don't think I've asked a woman out years re the conventional way.

I'm more of a 'what you doing' type of guy lol

Do that then

I'll send him a fancy a fuck message and see if that helps.

I must admit I never had him down as backwards at coming forwards "

He only turned me down, didn't he?

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain


"Got loads of wishbones from our chicken roasts on weekends lying in the kitchen.

Where the hell are you buying your chickens from?

Are we talking the V shaped wish bones"

Yea-eh!

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain


"Thanks, OP. I now have chicken desire. Someone roast me a chicken and bring it to me as I'm too lazy to get outta bed this morning......please? "

"I think I just lost my appetite. Cancel the chicken... AND BRING A TURKEY"

Dolly Levi

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I have wished for the same thing for years everytime I pull a wishbone

They don't work.....just ask her out instead

I don't think I've asked a woman out years re the conventional way.

I'm more of a 'what you doing' type of guy lol

Do that then

I'll send him a fancy a fuck message and see if that helps.

I must admit I never had him down as backwards at coming forwards

He only turned me down, didn't he? "

Morning. Can the two of you just pretend that I'm not here

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Thanks, OP. I now have chicken desire. Someone roast me a chicken and bring it to me as I'm too lazy to get outta bed this morning......please? "

The power of a bone in the right hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks, OP. I now have chicken desire. Someone roast me a chicken and bring it to me as I'm too lazy to get outta bed this morning......please?

The power of a bone in the right hands "

Sod the bone....I need meat first

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I have wished for the same thing for years everytime I pull a wishbone

They don't work.....just ask her out instead

I don't think I've asked a woman out years re the conventional way.

I'm more of a 'what you doing' type of guy lol

Do that then

I'll send him a fancy a fuck message and see if that helps.

I must admit I never had him down as backwards at coming forwards

He only turned me down, didn't he?

Morning. Can the two of you just pretend that I'm not here "

No problem, happy to oblige.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't even remember the last time I bought a chicken lol

Singledom means I only buy what I can use there and then

Everyone say ahhhhhhh

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Thanks, OP. I now have chicken desire. Someone roast me a chicken and bring it to me as I'm too lazy to get outta bed this morning......please?

The power of a bone in the right hands

Sod the bone....I need meat first "

Sod the boner! So what do you suck on

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Thanks, OP. I now have chicken desire. Someone roast me a chicken and bring it to me as I'm too lazy to get outta bed this morning......please?

The power of a bone in the right hands

Sod the bone....I need meat first

Sod the boner! So what do you suck on "

Opps! Meant to read bone ( my predictor text is in filth mode)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks, OP. I now have chicken desire. Someone roast me a chicken and bring it to me as I'm too lazy to get outta bed this morning......please?

The power of a bone in the right hands

Sod the bone....I need meat first

Sod the boner! So what do you suck on

Opps! Meant to read bone ( my predictor text is in filth mode) "

Ha ha yeah we believe you. ...If you wanted me to suck on your boner.........

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

I give up.

We've been pulling this bone for hours on end to no avail.

Bloody told Mrs ddc it doesn't work with shoulder of lamb

Mr ddc

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"I give up.

We've been pulling this bone for hours on end to no avail.

Bloody told Mrs ddc it doesn't work with shoulder of lamb

Mr ddc"

Can I make a wish now?

Mrs DDC

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"

Can I make a wish now?

Mrs DDC "

Does it involve me dropping my trousers?

.

.

Too late: - always the optimist

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"

Can I make a wish now?

Mrs DDC

Does it involve me dropping my trousers?

.

.

Too late: - always the optimist "

But you do make me laugh!

Mrs DDC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we still pull the wishbone the odd time - have to say im glad you have to keep the wish to yourself its the kids i pull with

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"I give up.

We've been pulling this bone for hours on end to no avail.

Bloody told Mrs ddc it doesn't work with shoulder of lamb

Mr ddc"

I love you two,you make me chuckle on a regular basis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When we were growing up there were loads of us kids and we were too poor to have chicken, so never got to share a wishbone.

Instead of chicken mum cooked us a centipede. Not much meat but we all got a leg.....

Some or all of the above may not be wholly true......

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"When we were growing up there were loads of us kids and we were too poor to have chicken, so never got to share a wishbone.

Instead of chicken mum cooked us a centipede. Not much meat but we all got a leg.....

Some or all of the above may not be wholly true......

"

Hahaha!

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