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men are like a pack of cards....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

....you need a heart to love them

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a diamond to marry them

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a club to hit the bastard with and a spade to bury the fucker!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"....you need a heart to love them

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a diamond to marry them

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a club to hit the bastard with and a spade to bury the fucker!"
amen sister!!!

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By *oDownEasyMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Or are they like grapes?

It's a woman's job to tread all over them, then keep them in a dark cellar till they mature enough so you want to have dinner with them.

Hope I'm not made to hand in my Man Card for that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's an extra brownie point on you rman card

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or are they like grapes?

It's a woman's job to tread all over them, then keep them in a dark cellar till they mature enough so you want to have dinner with them.

Hope I'm not made to hand in my Man Card for that! "

like grapes? mmm suck em too hard and they burst?

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By *oDownEasyMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"That's an extra brownie point on your man card "

LOL, I need all I can get (brownie points that is)

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

grapes - leave them alone long enough and they'll shrivel into raisins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"grapes - leave them alone long enough and they'll shrivel into raisins"

unless they are completely unraisonable which is sometimes the case.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

No matter how old they get they will never have more than 4 suits?

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"No matter how old they get they will never have more than 4 suits? "

or if they're married,they never have more than one suit.they have to be buried in something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow !!! Is this "have a go at Bloke week"

Why all the bad press. We are not all FUCKWHITS !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go start a thread about women then........we all do have a sense of humour!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

True, they have more than four suits.... there are a couple of jokers in there too

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

men are like a pack of cards....

If there isn't a full deck they are useless?

The more you put them together the thicker they get?

There's always at least one joker and you'll likely find a few queens amongst them?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I am sure there is a joke in there somewhere about a full house and no straight flushes.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Wow !!! Is this "have a go at Bloke week"

Why all the bad press. We are not all FUCKWHITS !!! "

you speak for yourself mate.i'm not arguing with this lot.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Wow !!! Is this "have a go at Bloke week"

Why all the bad press. We are not all FUCKWHITS !!!

you speak for yourself mate.i'm not arguing with this lot. "

ya big wuss, Mr S

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Wow !!! Is this "have a go at Bloke week"

Why all the bad press. We are not all FUCKWHITS !!! "

Awwwwwwwwwwww, don't worry hunny, deep down we know all men are not fuckwhits

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Some are dickheads!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Wow !!! Is this "have a go at Bloke week"

Why all the bad press. We are not all FUCKWHITS !!!

you speak for yourself mate.i'm not arguing with this lot.

ya big wuss, Mr S "

correct.where's that hides behind the couch smiley.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

lmao @ polo... class!!!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

only kidding,females.men make your world go round,without us,yous would be nothing.we are your only hope,of happiness,and fulfilment.without us,food would'nt taste so good,drink would not satisfy your thirst.we are your world.yous are lucky to have us.its just some of yous are to dumb,to realise this.we forgive yous for this,yes we are also forgiving.

ps some of us are not very good at spelling.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I do declare Mr Sauscy is on a self-destruct mission tonight!! lol

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"I do declare Mr Sauscy is on a self-destruct mission tonight!! lol"

lol.self awareness.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"I do declare Mr Sauscy is on a self-destruct mission tonight!! lol

lol.self awareness."

you better be careful, I may be in Glasgow this weekend

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"I do declare Mr Sauscy is on a self-destruct mission tonight!! lol

lol.self awareness.

you better be careful, I may be in Glasgow this weekend "

we could sort this out,with a horizontal tussle.to be honest,i wouldnt mind coming second.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I have self control- you will come first

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"I have self control- you will come first"

lol i was only joking about coming second,its the only thing i'm really quick at.

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

When I was a young lad I got told this by a girl I was trying to impress...

"Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....you need a heart to love them

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a diamond to marry them

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a club to hit the bastard with and a spade to bury the fucker!"

Na you lot would need a man ta dig the bloody hole lol (case ya broke a nail or summat) xx

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