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By *ik and rita OP   Couple
over a year ago

london

We are really enjoying the site, meeting great people but we find about 85 to 90 per cent of female profiles on here are fake or time wasting. We know you have the filter to block unverified females or couples in fact but we all have to start somewhere. We don't want to be too harsh and it's good to give everyone a fair shake no pun intended lol. You learn the games of course but it's so unecessary and honestly where do these losers who fake profiles find the time to do this lol. Are we the only people that experience this and what can be done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're looking for women for sex then definitely block unverified profiles. Women who want sex will easily get meets and verified.

Some fake women get veris though too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are plenty that are real , and we've met some lovely single bi females .

We took one out dogging with us tonight , and despite the rain had a great night

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

Are the fake women really blokes ?

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By *ik and rita OP   Couple
over a year ago

london

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By *ik and rita OP   Couple
over a year ago

london

If you're looking for women for sex then definitely block unverified profiles. Women who want sex will easily get meets and verified.

Some fake women get veris though too.

Thank you we took your advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I meet tonnes of fake women..some even fold away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are really enjoying the site, meeting great people but we find about 85 to 90 per cent of female profiles on here are fake or time wasting. We know you have the filter to block unverified females or couples in fact but we all have to start somewhere. We don't want to be too harsh and it's good to give everyone a fair shake no pun intended lol. You learn the games of course but it's so unecessary and honestly where do these losers who fake profiles find the time to do this lol. Are we the only people that experience this and what can be done "

Oh. I could so waste some time with you two

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

Most of the fake profiles are easy to spot, 18-99 age range, lots of friends, no veris, sound/look too good to be true etc.

If they won't talk on the phone/cam, then almost certainly fake.

So far, we've managed to avoid having our time wasted by any fake profiles and have met a number of couples who most certainly are genuine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes my name is really Bob and I am a man

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly


"We are really enjoying the site, meeting great people but we find about 85 to 90 per cent of female profiles on here are fake or time wasting. "

You'll always get fakes but as your profile says you can spot them a mile off. What do you mean by the timewasters? Are these real women who discover through chatting with you they're not looking for the same thing as you? From your profile it sounds like you're looking for FF fun only in MFF scenario and that is not an attractive proposition to many of the real bi ladies out there. Just my tuppence

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"Are the fake women really blokes ?"

Not necessarily; some are made entirely out of silicone and not just the breasts

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands


"Yes my name is really Bob and I am a man "
Is that you Bob? where's Lord Black Adder Bob?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Yes my name is really Bob and I am a man "

My name's grahame and I'm 57, 16 stone and live with my mum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I woulnt say fake but yes the ones who sound to good to be true is men in the profiles and I would say most women just like to chat about the sex meet but never go tru with it lol.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Yes my name is really Bob and I am a man

My name's grahame and I'm 57, 16 stone and live with my mum. "

nice tits bob and Graham xx

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Yes my name is really Bob and I am a man

My name's grahame and I'm 57, 16 stone and live with my mum. nice tits bob and Graham xx"

Moobs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes my name is really Bob and I am a man

My name's grahame and I'm 57, 16 stone and live with my mum. "

I'm Trevor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I woulnt say fake but yes the ones who sound to good to be true is men in the profiles and I would say most women just like to chat about the sex meet but never go tru with it lol."

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Yes my name is really Bob and I am a man

My name's grahame and I'm 57, 16 stone and live with my mum.

I'm Trevor "

great moobs trev

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes my name is really Bob and I am a man

My name's grahame and I'm 57, 16 stone and live with my mum.

I'm Trevor great moobs trev"

Yes, I am rather proud of them

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By *ik and rita OP   Couple
over a year ago

london

Lol to the responses. It made us chuckle this morning

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'm a bloke too, Humphrey (emphasis on the hump)

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By *ob198XaMan
over a year ago

teleford


"Yes my name is really Bob and I am a man "

Shhh me. Don't give my secret profile away. I must have been d*unk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry guys.. We've got all the real hot ones locked up in our friends list... Luckily you're our friends so we will bring a couple along.. Shame you can't make tonight.. We have two to play with this evening.. Both smoking hot!!

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By *ik and rita OP   Couple
over a year ago

london

You'll always get fakes but as your profile says you can spot them a mile off. What do you mean by the timewasters? Are these real women who discover through chatting with you they're not looking for the same thing as you? From your profile it sounds like you're looking for FF fun only in MFF scenario and that is not an attractive proposition to many of the real bi ladies out there. Just my tuppence-

Thank you for taking time

Out to respond honestly we have had no issues with people wanting to meet us be it a couple where the female is Bi or single females making contact. We have just found that a number of female profiles are just time wasting maybe fake we can't say for sure. We all have a type and well like what we like. If we not for certain couples or females I am sure they keep scrolling and vice versa.

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By *ik and rita OP   Couple
over a year ago

london

Sorry guys.. We've got all the real hot ones locked up in our friends list... Luckily you're our friends so we will bring a couple along.. Shame you can't make tonight.. We have two to play with this evening.. Both smoking hot!!

You are both just greedy lol. I know guys sorry we are away. We will meet soon fingers crossed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol to the responses. It made us chuckle this morning "

Trust your instincts. Some are fake. Some are men. Some just chat. Some meet. x

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I've a sure fire way of figuring out the fakes...Well works for me.. if they say no.. I tell myself ..definitely fake...

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Sorry guys.. We've got all the real hot ones locked up in our friends list... Luckily you're our friends so we will bring a couple along.. Shame you can't make tonight.. We have two to play with this evening.. Both smoking hot!!

You are both just greedy lol. I know guys sorry we are away. We will meet soon fingers crossed "

Guys - if you hit the 'reply+quote' button it'll be easier to see who you're responding to and won't look like you're talking to yourselves!

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry guys.. We've got all the real hot ones locked up in our friends list... Luckily you're our friends so we will bring a couple along.. Shame you can't make tonight.. We have two to play with this evening.. Both smoking hot!!

You are both just greedy lol. I know guys sorry we are away. We will meet soon fingers crossed "

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Very greedy indeed lol.. And can't wait to catch up with guys x

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By *hattyman80Man
over a year ago

stockport

Tbh I've not had any problems with fake profiles. However I am selective of who I chose to reply and who I message first. I guess patience is the key.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes my name is really Bob and I am a man "

Dammit, I think i have been doing this the wrong way around......I am a young hot chick with very loose morals but have been pretending to be this married fussy old bald guy.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Yes my name is really Bob and I am a man

My name's grahame and I'm 57, 16 stone and live with my mum.

I'm Trevor great moobs trev

Yes, I am rather proud of them "

Yo Bob and Trev!

Saturday is mum's bingo night so I can have mates round so if you fancy popping over to share tips on convincing female profiles and also good support for moobs (I find they chafe in hot weather) we could get some shandies and maybe order one of the domino's meal deals - I've always wanted to order one but mum says it's too much for just me and would be wasted so I can't till I've got friends over.

Be nice to have friends

We can ask that Humphrey too.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm olovingwoman really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not fake, nor am I bi, maybe thats what is wrong with me as I certainly dont get swamped with messages or meet requests. But I have gained some veris so I am grateful for that small mercy, proves im real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a single women on Fab I have come across the opposite scenario, ive been chatting with what is meant to be a couple, then to discover its just a man pretending, so unfortunately it works both ways .....

I personaly prefer to get to know new couples via socials, it just feel safer that way

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Im not fake, nor am I bi, maybe thats what is wrong with me as I certainly dont get swamped with messages or meet requests. But I have gained some veris so I am grateful for that small mercy, proves im real "

I have been accused of being fake because I'm not bi apparently all swinging women are bi

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"Im not fake, nor am I bi, maybe thats what is wrong with me as I certainly dont get swamped with messages or meet requests. But I have gained some veris so I am grateful for that small mercy, proves im real "

Ah; you may be real but your 'veris' may be fake

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Anything else fake around here?

I know; fake photographs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fake profile is probably the only way us single males will get a meet! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im not fake, nor am I bi, maybe thats what is wrong with me as I certainly dont get swamped with messages or meet requests. But I have gained some veris so I am grateful for that small mercy, proves im real

Ah; you may be real but your 'veris' may be fake

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Anything else fake around here?

I know; fake photographs"

I wouldnt know how to fake a photograph. Struggle to take them as it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im really a big hairy biker called clive but i love wearing dresses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im not fake, nor am I bi, maybe thats what is wrong with me as I certainly dont get swamped with messages or meet requests. But I have gained some veris so I am grateful for that small mercy, proves im real

I have been accused of being fake because I'm not bi apparently all swinging women are bi "

The bi ladies on here do seem to do quite well though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm olovingwoman really"

I knew it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They say 87% of all statistical examples found on the internet are fake,,,,,

You're welcome....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I woulnt say fake but yes the ones who sound to good to be true is men in the profiles and I would say most women just like to chat about the sex meet but never go tru with it lol."

Had a lot of young guys who love to talk about it, then go quiet on the day of the meet, or admit they like the fantasy but can't go through with the reality, damn frustrating for me as I was so looking forward to getting my hands on their toned bodies

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"Im not fake, nor am I bi, maybe thats what is wrong with me as I certainly dont get swamped with messages or meet requests. But I have gained some veris so I am grateful for that small mercy, proves im real

I have been accused of being fake because I'm not bi apparently all swinging women are bi

The bi ladies on here do seem to do quite well though. "

A fair number of women here are not really bi; they are not 'anti-bisexual' but not bi as in will actively look for another woman only too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I;m glad you have posted this forum as we too have experienced the same twice now, one who i thought was a woman started to act very pushy and strangly in her messages and it became apparant to me in the end and also to my partner neil that it was a very male attitude, also we notice when in a directing room the person never talks or gets spoken too. I definately think this person is male and not female as there are no pics on the profile, needless to say they got blocked. Another bloke who after being very friendly and chatty suddenly went nasty and we bloked him only to discover other profiles in same name but with totally different ages so all them are blocked now too and filters are in place so it does'nt happen again. Its a shame that people feel the need to be fake on here however we have chatted to some very nice people on here too and i would just say be careful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They say 87% of all statistical examples found on the internet are fake,,,,,

You're welcome....

"

It's actually 88.6% ...87% was recently found to be fake!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are the fake women really blokes ?"

Yes I'm really a builder called Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not fake but look at the average group of women

1 week a month on period .

Have kids, if single they may go to dads at weekend or every other weekend

Just by those two statements alone it does not give a lot for free time for meeting strangers and having sex with them .

Then look at the other reasons , work , family friends ,

I think people call people time wasters or fakes because they have an unreasonable expectation of the so called time wasting or fake peoples, social and family needs outside of fab.

Have you thought the profiles may not be fake , and they may just want someone they fancy or think is nice . And all they get is one liners saying fancy a fuck , etc etc

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Are the fake women really blokes ?

Yes I'm really a builder called Jim "

How uncanny.. Me too!! Nice to meet you Jim! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They say 87% of all statistical examples found on the internet are fake,,,,,

You're welcome....

It's actually 88.6% ...87% was recently found to be fake!! "

I don't believe that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not fake but look at the average group of women

1 week a month on period .

Have kids, if single they may go to dads at weekend or every other weekend

Just by those two statements alone it does not give a lot for free time for meeting strangers and having sex with them .

Then look at the other reasons , work , family friends ,

I think people call people time wasters or fakes because they have an unreasonable expectation of the so called time wasting or fake peoples, social and family needs outside of fab.

Have you thought the profiles may not be fake , and they may just want someone they fancy or think is nice . And all they get is one liners saying fancy a fuck , etc etc

"

This is very true and applies to couples as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All us fake women should get together & talk about all the women on here who are really just fat ugly mingers who wouldn't be looked at twice in the real world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most"? Seems harsh...maybe a few but to say most...not my experience for sure!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I woulnt say fake but yes the ones who sound to good to be true is men in the profiles and I would say most women just like to chat about the sex meet but never go tru with it lol.

Had a lot of young guys who love to talk about it, then go quiet on the day of the meet, or admit they like the fantasy but can't go through with the reality, damn frustrating for me as I was so looking forward to getting my hands on their toned bodies "

Same with the older ones too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im not fake, nor am I bi, maybe thats what is wrong with me as I certainly dont get swamped with messages or meet requests. But I have gained some veris so I am grateful for that small mercy, proves im real

I have been accused of being fake because I'm not bi apparently all swinging women are bi

The bi ladies on here do seem to do quite well though.

A fair number of women here are not really bi; they are not 'anti-bisexual' but not bi as in will actively look for another woman only too "

Im not anti-bisexual, each to their own as they say. I do have women ticked on my profile purely for a social meet, just to make some new friends too, but as im not bi, I dont receive messages from females.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They say 87% of all statistical examples found on the internet are fake,,,,,

You're welcome....

It's actually 88.6% ...87% was recently found to be fake!!

I don't believe that... "

It's true I read it on the Internet somewhere!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not fake but look at the average group of women

1 week a month on period .

Have kids, if single they may go to dads at weekend or every other weekend

Just by those two statements alone it does not give a lot for free time for meeting strangers and having sex with them .

Then look at the other reasons , work , family friends ,

I think people call people time wasters or fakes because they have an unreasonable expectation of the so called time wasting or fake peoples, social and family needs outside of fab.

Have you thought the profiles may not be fake , and they may just want someone they fancy or think is nice . And all they get is one liners saying fancy a fuck , etc etc

"

There have also been lots of times I could meet but the people I was talking to, couldn't. I then couldn't meet for a while and the conversations came to an end. Its just the way this works rather than anyone being a timewaster.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think we've been lucky not that we look too much for single females to join us although plenty of fake male profiles about. Our stance is if looks and seems too good to be true chances are then it is. A quick search on their pictures usually tells us what we need to know to a quick report and then block. Blocking alone won't help clean up the site from time wasters and fakes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What does to good to be true mean when referring to a profile.. There are some really hot people on fab that are genuine.. Like the OPs.. ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They say 87% of all statistical examples found on the internet are fake,,,,,

You're welcome....

It's actually 88.6% ...87% was recently found to be fake!!

I don't believe that...

It's true I read it on the Internet somewhere!! "

Abraham Lincoln famously said " Don't believe everything you read on the internet"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They say 87% of all statistical examples found on the internet are fake,,,,,

You're welcome....

It's actually 88.6% ...87% was recently found to be fake!!

I don't believe that...

It's true I read it on the Internet somewhere!!

Abraham Lincoln famously said " Don't believe everything you read on the internet" "

I didn't believe you.. I googled it.. Holy shit it's true!! Learn something new everyday!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What does to good to be true mean when referring to a profile.. There are some really hot people on fab that are genuine.. Like the OPs.. ? "

You know when you sell a car and ship it Ghana for 3k more than the selling price

Or when you get the letter from from a solicitor asking you to send money so they can transfer the estate of a dead African royal into your account

That's all too good to be true

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By *ik and rita OP   Couple
over a year ago

london

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By *ik and rita OP   Couple
over a year ago

london

@Paulajay lool Classic

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"Im not fake, nor am I bi, maybe thats what is wrong with me as I certainly dont get swamped with messages or meet requests. But I have gained some veris so I am grateful for that small mercy, proves im real

Ah; you may be real but your 'veris' may be fake

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Anything else fake around here?

I know; fake photographs"

I heard a rumour _inatitz's tits are fake..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of couples that turn out to be just men ... Do they really think us real life women are that dumb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im not fake, nor am I bi, maybe thats what is wrong with me as I certainly dont get swamped with messages or meet requests. But I have gained some veris so I am grateful for that small mercy, proves im real

Ah; you may be real but your 'veris' may be fake

.

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Anything else fake around here?

I know; fake photographs

I heard a rumour _inatitz's tits are fake.. "

nooooo you can't say things like that

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Im not fake, nor am I bi, maybe thats what is wrong with me as I certainly dont get swamped with messages or meet requests. But I have gained some veris so I am grateful for that small mercy, proves im real

Ah; you may be real but your 'veris' may be fake

.

.

Anything else fake around here?

I know; fake photographs

I heard a rumour _inatitz's tits are fake.. nooooo you can't say things like that "

Don't worry, they're definitely real. Not only have I seen them but I went in for the two-handed full honka-honka grope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im not fake, nor am I bi, maybe thats what is wrong with me as I certainly dont get swamped with messages or meet requests. But I have gained some veris so I am grateful for that small mercy, proves im real

Ah; you may be real but your 'veris' may be fake

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Anything else fake around here?

I know; fake photographs

I heard a rumour _inatitz's tits are fake.. nooooo you can't say things like that

Don't worry, they're definitely real. Not only have I seen them but I went in for the two-handed full honka-honka grope "

phew I was getting worried for a second

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm a fake female

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Im not fake, nor am I bi, maybe thats what is wrong with me as I certainly dont get swamped with messages or meet requests. But I have gained some veris so I am grateful for that small mercy, proves im real

Ah; you may be real but your 'veris' may be fake

.

.

Anything else fake around here?

I know; fake photographs

I heard a rumour _inatitz's tits are fake.. nooooo you can't say things like that

Don't worry, they're definitely real. Not only have I seen them but I went in for the two-handed full honka-honka grope phew I was getting worried for a second "

Just don't go in for a motorboat as they're a firm pair and fox from obifox nearly did herself a nasal injury!

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"Im not fake, nor am I bi, maybe thats what is wrong with me as I certainly dont get swamped with messages or meet requests. But I have gained some veris so I am grateful for that small mercy, proves im real

Ah; you may be real but your 'veris' may be fake

.

.

Anything else fake around here?

I know; fake photographs

I heard a rumour _inatitz's tits are fake.. "

Those are probably the only real thing around here, as in those have remained unchanged for years; Dorian Gray

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"

Just don't go in for a motorboat as they're a firm pair and fox from obifox nearly did herself a nasal injury! "

That was clearly user error, though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

even the real fakes are fakenly real

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"

Just don't go in for a motorboat as they're a firm pair and fox from obifox nearly did herself a nasal injury!

That was clearly user error, though "

And is on fact further proof that they are real - you can't break your nose on a figment of the imagination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im not fake, nor am I bi, maybe thats what is wrong with me as I certainly dont get swamped with messages or meet requests. But I have gained some veris so I am grateful for that small mercy, proves im real

Ah; you may be real but your 'veris' may be fake

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Anything else fake around here?

I know; fake photographs

I heard a rumour _inatitz's tits are fake.. nooooo you can't say things like that

Don't worry, they're definitely real. Not only have I seen them but I went in for the two-handed full honka-honka grope phew I was getting worried for a second

Just don't go in for a motorboat as they're a firm pair and fox from obifox nearly did herself a nasal injury! "

thamks for the advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes my name is really Bob and I am a man "

I'm Brian!

I'd question 85-90% to be honest! Unless you define time waster as 'someone who won't meet me as soon as I suggest it'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes my name is really Bob and I am a man

My name's grahame and I'm 57, 16 stone and live with my mum. "

Oh why oh why Did I let you fool me into our marriage, but I don't care about that 'nobody's perfect' your ever loving Dave x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are plenty that are real , and we've met some lovely single bi females .

We took one out dogging with us tonight , and despite the rain had a great night "

Was it raining white stuff?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Yes my name is really Bob and I am a man

My name's grahame and I'm 57, 16 stone and live with my mum.

Oh why oh why Did I let you fool me into our marriage, but I don't care about that 'nobody's perfect' your ever loving Dave x"

I only said yes cos you were so insistent.

And you know mum would be happy if you moved in, she's very open minded.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes my name is really Bob and I am a man

My name's grahame and I'm 57, 16 stone and live with my mum.

Oh why oh why Did I let you fool me into our marriage, but I don't care about that 'nobody's perfect' your ever loving Dave x

I only said yes cos you were so insistent.

And you know mum would be happy if you moved in, she's very open minded. "

Don't go bringing your mother into our marriage, she has enough on convincing folk her Titz are imaginary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damned if you do damned if you don't. If a lady says no they get abusive messages saying they are fake and whatever, if they ignore the message they are fake anyway! I get grief of blokes for not meeting even though my profile clearly states I'm straight. Some people need a reality check and get over themselves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sum pervs may try but most people are real swingers wonting to meet .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been msg a guy, I suggested we have a chat on the phone still waiting ,,

BYE BYE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite time that I was fake was when I refused to write a guys username on my tits and send him a pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My favourite time that I was fake was when I refused to write a guys username on my tits and send him a pic "

You spoil sport. You should have sent one with the words ending off on them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My favourite time that I was fake was when I refused to write a guys username on my tits and send him a pic

You spoil sport. You should have sent one with the words ending off on them! "

I was very tempted to write GO FUCK YOURSELF or something, but turns out it's quite difficult to write on yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been accused of being fake lots of times, both from messages and from people on the forum, oh and I was told by a few on the forum that I was a man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been accused of being fake lots of times, both from messages and from people on the forum, oh and I was told by a few on the forum that I was a man!"

Fancy a pint down the local, Jeff?

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"Sum pervs may try but most people are real swingers wonting to meet ."

Highly sexed folk are the 'pervs'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been accused of being fake lots of times, both from messages and from people on the forum, oh and I was told by a few on the forum that I was a man!"

Am sure you met up with these accusers then fucked them, just to prove you are female? Think that's their psychology anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been accused of being fake lots of times, both from messages and from people on the forum, oh and I was told by a few on the forum that I was a man!"

I remember someone saying you were a man....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm definitely fake.

I just fake my fakery well

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