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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good evening Ladies and gentlemen of Fab

It's Friday, its officially the strart of the weekend soooo...

Who's working?

Who's lurking?

Who's perving?

Who's restless?

And what lucky people are meeting ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening just browsing !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bit early???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"bit early???"

Just right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello all"

Hello.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening!

Mic been lurking all day as its been raining here ALLDAY!

Feeling a little sleepy, so, hopefully will nod off soon.

Good day DP?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

hello peeps...hi dan , did ya miss me? xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yo."

Yo yo yo wassup J to the I to the M foshizzle ma bizzle to the big J dizzle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yi"

Good evening Mr. Bearded

You working or perving tonight?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening just browsing ! "

Good evening Mr. Hot

Browsing? Is that slang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all, just having a quick perv and catch up from sunny Portugal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yo.

Yo yo yo wassup J to the I to the M foshizzle ma bizzle to the big J dizzle "

Word D-Unit, you're the shit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"bit early???"

Good evening

Normally start it at 10:45 but I've been super efficient tonight and got my jobs done quicker

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello all"

Good evening Naughtiebunnies

Welcome to Team Nocturnal

You guys working or lurking tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are lurking tonight, and doing a wee bit of perving!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening!

Mic been lurking all day as its been raining here ALLDAY!

Feeling a little sleepy, so, hopefully will nod off soon.

Good day DP? "

Good evening Ms. Pandora

Had a lie in today and been out like a true Brit in the rain, my dog doesn't care about weather he needs a run regardless and he let's me know about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lurking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"hello peeps...hi dan , did ya miss me? xx"

Good evening Ms. Suzy

Yes we missed you, your summary skills were very missed we moved with a bit of a fair old pace again last night

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Fuck. I only played a quick game of backgammon thinking I'd make it back in time!! How quick?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening lovely .Evening all .Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all, just having a quick perv and catch up from sunny Portugal "

Good evening Mr. Dock

Welcome to Team Nocturnal

Hope you're having a great time, Portugal is a lovely place to visit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yo.

Yo yo yo wassup J to the I to the M foshizzle ma bizzle to the big J dizzle

Word D-Unit, you're the shit."

I'm a middle aged white man, I'm hoping that was a compliment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening!

Mic been lurking all day as its been raining here ALLDAY!

Feeling a little sleepy, so, hopefully will nod off soon.

Good day DP?

Good evening Ms. Pandora

Had a lie in today and been out like a true Brit in the rain, my dog doesn't care about weather he needs a run regardless and he let's me know about it "

Mine really do not like the rain, they don't mind it if it's wet, but not raining. I managed to get them out before bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We are lurking tonight, and doing a wee bit of perving!"

Ah a cheeky perv-ette, can't fault you

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis


"Evening lovely .Evening all .Xx"

Good evening

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Surprisingly tired tonight, although it could be boredom. No doubt now I've said that I'll be up all night

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lurking "

Good evening Ms. Vara

Lurking is so sinister we should call it horn-hovering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At work all weekend .... (Get in)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are lurking tonight, and doing a wee bit of perving!

Ah a cheeky perv-ette, can't fault you "

Other half is out with the boys so being a perv-ette is the high point of my evening!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fuck. I only played a quick game of backgammon thinking I'd make it back in time!! How quick?!"

Good evening Ms. TGND

Moves quickly just lately....I daren't even blink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening lovely .Evening all .Xx

Good evening"

Hiya .Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me. . Been a little busy of late,and not been here for a while . Back now, and browsing

Her x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening lovely .Evening all .Xx"

Good evening Ms. Longlegs

Hope all is well this evenine x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening everyone

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Fuck. I only played a quick game of backgammon thinking I'd make it back in time!! How quick?!

Good evening Ms. TGND

Moves quickly just lately....I daren't even blink "

I blink and the thread has gone up like 10 posts!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening!

Mic been lurking all day as its been raining here ALLDAY!

Feeling a little sleepy, so, hopefully will nod off soon.

Good day DP?

Good evening Ms. Pandora

Had a lie in today and been out like a true Brit in the rain, my dog doesn't care about weather he needs a run regardless and he let's me know about it

Mine really do not like the rain, they don't mind it if it's wet, but not raining. I managed to get them out before bed

"

Unfortunately my daft lad is a knob head and is weather proof and insists on it I don't mind though it's good therapy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening lovely .Evening all .Xx

Good evening"

Good evening Mr. SNP

You working or lurking tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lurking

Good evening Ms. Vara

Lurking is so sinister we should call it horn-hovering "

I dont mind being sinister i like creepy things...

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Lurking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Surprisingly tired tonight, although it could be boredom. No doubt now I've said that I'll be up all night "

You know you will you love it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"At work all weekend .... (Get in)"

Good evening Mr. Fuck hard

Welcome to Team Nocturnal

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Surprisingly tired tonight, although it could be boredom. No doubt now I've said that I'll be up all night

You know you will you love it "

But sleepy!

Who's gonna give me nuggles tonight then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We are lurking tonight, and doing a wee bit of perving!

Ah a cheeky perv-ette, can't fault you

Other half is out with the boys so being a perv-ette is the high point of my evening!"

Ah, bit of window shopping is all good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Ladies and gentlemen of Fab

It's Friday, its officially the strart of the weekend soooo...

Who's working?

Who's lurking?

Who's perving?

Who's restless?

And what lucky people are meeting ?"

Lurking with a glass of wine. Was restless, but beginning to feel chilled

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me. . Been a little busy of late,and not been here for a while . Back now, and browsing

Her x"

Good evening to you both

Glad to have you back

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening everyone "

Good evening Ms. Misty

You working or perving tonight?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fuck. I only played a quick game of backgammon thinking I'd make it back in time!! How quick?!

Good evening Ms. TGND

Moves quickly just lately....I daren't even blink

I blink and the thread has gone up like 10 posts!"

Don't blink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surprisingly tired tonight, although it could be boredom. No doubt now I've said that I'll be up all night

You know you will you love it

But sleepy!

Who's gonna give me nuggles tonight then? "

May I have the pleasure of this snuggle?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening all "

Good evening Ms. Deelicious

How are you this fine eve?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lurking

Good evening Ms. Vara

Lurking is so sinister we should call it horn-hovering

I dont mind being sinister i like creepy things... "

Oh really

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Good evening all. A flying visit before i dash back to finish my last job. Im on a job and knock tonight. So whos giving me the liw down on the down low then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lurking "

Good evening Ms. Dirtygirl

Welcome to Team Nocturnal

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

That feels better back to my old self again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Ladies and gentlemen of Fab

It's Friday, its officially the strart of the weekend soooo...

Who's working?

Who's lurking?

Who's perving?

Who's restless?

And what lucky people are meeting ?

Lurking with a glass of wine. Was restless, but beginning to feel chilled"

Good evening Mr. Mr.Mr. Mac

Welcome to Team Nocturnal

Red or white?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Evening lovely .Evening all .Xx"

Hello you ltns xx

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By *ambslass48Woman
over a year ago

Peterborough

Hi I'm here as all I can hear is the bass of the music of the secret garden party am knackered and wanna sleep grrre got it all again tomorrow night as well oh joy

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Good evening all. A flying visit before i dash back to finish my last job. Im on a job and knock tonight. So whos giving me the liw down on the down low then "

so far...people logging in from all over the place, from the sunny climes and the wet...not sure which are the luckier..cough ahem...

we learn that dogs dont care about the rain and lurking even creepy lurking is to some popular...

snuggles were requested and offered although blinking is ill advised..i write as i go along..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yi

Good evening Mr. Bearded

You working or perving tonight? "

I guess you know the answer haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening all. A flying visit before i dash back to finish my last job. Im on a job and knock tonight. So whos giving me the liw down on the down low then "

Good evening Mr. Blade

Suzy is around.hopefully she can elaborate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all "

Good evening Mr. Hot1971

You working or lurking tonight?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Good evening all. A flying visit before i dash back to finish my last job. Im on a job and knock tonight. So whos giving me the liw down on the down low then

Good evening Mr. Blade

Suzy is around.hopefully she can elaborate "

done

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Evening everyone "

And hello you again good to see you x

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

Good evening. Paul is dozing so I'm having a nosey on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Ladies and gentlemen of Fab

It's Friday, its officially the strart of the weekend soooo...

Who's working?

Who's lurking?

Who's perving?

Who's restless?

And what lucky people are meeting ?

Lurking with a glass of wine. Was restless, but beginning to feel chilled

Good evening Mr. Mr.Mr. Mac

Welcome to Team Nocturnal

Red or white? "

Good evening

Nice to be here

White tonight. Its been in the fridge a month and no other alcohol in sight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening all

Good evening Ms. Deelicious

How are you this fine eve? "

I'm fine thanks, yourself? Just a little sick of the wind and rain

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi I'm here as all I can hear is the bass of the music of the secret garden party am knackered and wanna sleep grrre got it all again tomorrow night as well oh joy"

Good evening Ms. Cambslass

You at the party or is it a secret

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening all. A flying visit before i dash back to finish my last job. Im on a job and knock tonight. So whos giving me the liw down on the down low then

so far...people logging in from all over the place, from the sunny climes and the wet...not sure which are the luckier..cough ahem...

we learn that dogs dont care about the rain and lurking even creepy lurking is to some popular...

snuggles were requested and offered although blinking is ill advised..i write as i go along..

"

Damn you're good

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

Howdy cowboy DP

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yi

Good evening Mr. Bearded

You working or perving tonight?

I guess you know the answer haha "

I would say perving but I don't like to cast assumptions

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Good evening all. A flying visit before i dash back to finish my last job. Im on a job and knock tonight. So whos giving me the liw down on the down low then

so far...people logging in from all over the place, from the sunny climes and the wet...not sure which are the luckier..cough ahem...

we learn that dogs dont care about the rain and lurking even creepy lurking is to some popular...

snuggles were requested and offered although blinking is ill advised..i write as i go along..

"

And a very special hello to you little lady. And 1s again a most excellent recap. Doffs cap x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening all. A flying visit before i dash back to finish my last job. Im on a job and knock tonight. So whos giving me the liw down on the down low then

Good evening Mr. Blade

Suzy is around.hopefully she can elaborate

done

"

And dusted

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By *oudnproudWoman
over a year ago

penrith

Good evening. Im lurking.

while trying to be tired. Work in the morning and then off to see boyzone at edinbrugh castle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening. Paul is dozing so I'm having a nosey on here "

Good evening Flik

Welcome to Team Nocturnal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening. Im lurking.

while trying to be tired. Work in the morning and then off to see boyzone at edinbrugh castle "

Hope you enjoy boyzone

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Good evening all. A flying visit before i dash back to finish my last job. Im on a job and knock tonight. So whos giving me the liw down on the down low then

so far...people logging in from all over the place, from the sunny climes and the wet...not sure which are the luckier..cough ahem...

we learn that dogs dont care about the rain and lurking even creepy lurking is to some popular...

snuggles were requested and offered although blinking is ill advised..i write as i go along..

And a very special hello to you little lady. And 1s again a most excellent recap. Doffs cap x"

why thankyou kindly... glad you are nearly finished with work..is that for whole of the weekend? xx

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Fuck. I only played a quick game of backgammon thinking I'd make it back in time!! How quick?!

Good evening Ms. TGND

Moves quickly just lately....I daren't even blink

I blink and the thread has gone up like 10 posts!

Don't blink. "

Blink and you're dead!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Ladies and gentlemen of Fab

It's Friday, its officially the strart of the weekend soooo...

Who's working?

Who's lurking?

Who's perving?

Who's restless?

And what lucky people are meeting ?

Lurking with a glass of wine. Was restless, but beginning to feel chilled

Good evening Mr. Mr.Mr. Mac

Welcome to Team Nocturnal

Red or white?

Good evening

Nice to be here

White tonight. Its been in the fridge a month and no other alcohol in sight"

Wonder what the correct choice of wine for perving actually is? You know like red for game and white for fish....hmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yi

Good evening Mr. Bearded

You working or perving tonight?

I guess you know the answer haha

I would say perving but I don't like to cast assumptions "

Actually any assumptions you have about me could be true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lurking

Good evening Ms. Vara

Lurking is so sinister we should call it horn-hovering

I dont mind being sinister i like creepy things...

Oh really "

Spent last sat photographing an really old cemetery so yeah haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here .

Top up my voddy somebody... Its medicinal...

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Surprisingly tired tonight, although it could be boredom. No doubt now I've said that I'll be up all night

You know you will you love it

But sleepy!

Who's gonna give me nuggles tonight then?

May I have the pleasure of this snuggle? "

You just want me for my lack of adult skills

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening all

Good evening Ms. Deelicious

How are you this fine eve?

I'm fine thanks, yourself? Just a little sick of the wind and rain "

In know what you mean it's been a pretty crappy day hasn't it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening lovely .Evening all .Xx

Good evening Ms. Longlegs

Hope all is well this evenine x "

Getting there thanks .Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening everyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Howdy cowboy DP"

Good evening Ms. Stretchy

How are you this pleasant eve?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Ladies and gentlemen of Fab

It's Friday, its officially the strart of the weekend soooo...

Who's working?

Who's lurking?

Who's perving?

Who's restless?

And what lucky people are meeting ?

Lurking with a glass of wine. Was restless, but beginning to feel chilled

Good evening Mr. Mr.Mr. Mac

Welcome to Team Nocturnal

Red or white?

Good evening

Nice to be here

White tonight. Its been in the fridge a month and no other alcohol in sight

Wonder what the correct choice of wine for perving actually is? You know like red for game and white for fish....hmmmm "

Rose for the pink sexy bits..

Moonshine for the roadkill fannies..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck. I only played a quick game of backgammon thinking I'd make it back in time!! How quick?!

Good evening Ms. TGND

Moves quickly just lately....I daren't even blink

I blink and the thread has gone up like 10 posts!

Don't blink.

Blink and you're dead!"

And we're surrounded by angels

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening. Im lurking.

while trying to be tired. Work in the morning and then off to see boyzone at edinbrugh castle "

Good evening Ms. Loud

Sounds like a busy day ahead...enjoy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yi

Good evening Mr. Bearded

You working or perving tonight?

I guess you know the answer haha

I would say perving but I don't like to cast assumptions

Actually any assumptions you have about me could be true "

Hey, were all perverts here statistically

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Howdy cowboy DP

Good evening Ms. Stretchy

How are you this pleasant eve? "

I'm good thanks you?

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Fuck. I only played a quick game of backgammon thinking I'd make it back in time!! How quick?!

Good evening Ms. TGND

Moves quickly just lately....I daren't even blink

I blink and the thread has gone up like 10 posts!

Don't blink.

Blink and you're dead!

And we're surrounded by angels"

I daren't look out the window...

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Lurking

Good evening Ms. Dirtygirl

Welcome to Team Nocturnal "

Why thank you kind sir

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lurking

Good evening Ms. Vara

Lurking is so sinister we should call it horn-hovering

I dont mind being sinister i like creepy things...

Oh really

Spent last sat photographing an really old cemetery so yeah haha"

Oooh in black and white? I love atmospheric scenery pics

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Here .

Top up my voddy somebody... Its medicinal..."

Good evening Ms. Sunrise

Double?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening all

Good evening Ms. Deelicious

How are you this fine eve?

I'm fine thanks, yourself? Just a little sick of the wind and rain

In know what you mean it's been a pretty crappy day hasn't it "

It has and I've been packing up my house all day

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Good evening all. A flying visit before i dash back to finish my last job. Im on a job and knock tonight. So whos giving me the liw down on the down low then

so far...people logging in from all over the place, from the sunny climes and the wet...not sure which are the luckier..cough ahem...

we learn that dogs dont care about the rain and lurking even creepy lurking is to some popular...

snuggles were requested and offered although blinking is ill advised..i write as i go along..

And a very special hello to you little lady. And 1s again a most excellent recap. Doffs cap x

why thankyou kindly... glad you are nearly finished with work..is that for whole of the weekend? xx"

Yep 5 lovely days off after this wup wup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surprisingly tired tonight, although it could be boredom. No doubt now I've said that I'll be up all night

You know you will you love it

But sleepy!

Who's gonna give me nuggles tonight then?

May I have the pleasure of this snuggle?

You just want me for my lack of adult skills "

You have more skills than I fair maiden if it ain't a remote control, I don't know what to do

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening lovely .Evening all .Xx

Good evening Ms. Longlegs

Hope all is well this evenine x

Getting there thanks .Xx"

Glad to hear x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here .

Top up my voddy somebody... Its medicinal...

Good evening Ms. Sunrise

Double? "

Of course.. Absolut!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening everyone "

Good evening Ms. Sassy

Welcome to Team Nocturnal

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Good evening all. A flying visit before i dash back to finish my last job. Im on a job and knock tonight. So whos giving me the liw down on the down low then

so far...people logging in from all over the place, from the sunny climes and the wet...not sure which are the luckier..cough ahem...

we learn that dogs dont care about the rain and lurking even creepy lurking is to some popular...

snuggles were requested and offered although blinking is ill advised..i write as i go along..

And a very special hello to you little lady. And 1s again a most excellent recap. Doffs cap x

why thankyou kindly... glad you are nearly finished with work..is that for whole of the weekend? xx

Yep 5 lovely days off after this wup wup "

yay thats awesome xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening all. A flying visit before i dash back to finish my last job. Im on a job and knock tonight. So whos giving me the liw down on the down low then

so far...people logging in from all over the place, from the sunny climes and the wet...not sure which are the luckier..cough ahem...

we learn that dogs dont care about the rain and lurking even creepy lurking is to some popular...

snuggles were requested and offered although blinking is ill advised..i write as i go along..

And a very special hello to you little lady. And 1s again a most excellent recap. Doffs cap x

why thankyou kindly... glad you are nearly finished with work..is that for whole of the weekend? xx

Yep 5 lovely days off after this wup wup "

Lucky bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Ladies and gentlemen of Fab

It's Friday, its officially the strart of the weekend soooo...

Who's working?

Who's lurking?

Who's perving?

Who's restless?

And what lucky people are meeting ?

Lurking with a glass of wine. Was restless, but beginning to feel chilled

Good evening Mr. Mr.Mr. Mac

Welcome to Team Nocturnal

Red or white?

Good evening

Nice to be here

White tonight. Its been in the fridge a month and no other alcohol in sight

Wonder what the correct choice of wine for perving actually is? You know like red for game and white for fish....hmmmm

Rose for the pink sexy bits..

Moonshine for the roadkill fannies.."

Best, reply, EVER

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yi

Good evening Mr. Bearded

You working or perving tonight?

I guess you know the answer haha

I would say perving but I don't like to cast assumptions

Actually any assumptions you have about me could be true

Hey, were all perverts here statistically "

Haha indeed we are, and you certainly know how to host "The Nocturn Call Thread"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Ladies and gentlemen of Fab

It's Friday, its officially the strart of the weekend soooo...

Who's working?

Who's lurking?

Who's perving?

Who's restless?

And what lucky people are meeting ?

Lurking with a glass of wine. Was restless, but beginning to feel chilled

Good evening Mr. Mr.Mr. Mac

Welcome to Team Nocturnal

Red or white?

Good evening

Nice to be here

White tonight. Its been in the fridge a month and no other alcohol in sight

Wonder what the correct choice of wine for perving actually is? You know like red for game and white for fish....hmmmm

Rose for the pink sexy bits..

Moonshine for the roadkill fannies.."

Ha ha ha oooh you fucker I neat dropped my phone then

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By *oudnproudWoman
over a year ago

penrith


"Good evening. Im lurking.

while trying to be tired. Work in the morning and then off to see boyzone at edinbrugh castle

Good evening Ms. Loud

Sounds like a busy day ahead...enjoy "

im very excited.. they were my teenage boyband, bedroom covered in posters

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Gota go back after 1 folks be good x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening all. A flying visit before i dash back to finish my last job. Im on a job and knock tonight. So whos giving me the liw down on the down low then

so far...people logging in from all over the place, from the sunny climes and the wet...not sure which are the luckier..cough ahem...

we learn that dogs dont care about the rain and lurking even creepy lurking is to some popular...

snuggles were requested and offered although blinking is ill advised..i write as i go along..

And a very special hello to you little lady. And 1s again a most excellent recap. Doffs cap x

why thankyou kindly... glad you are nearly finished with work..is that for whole of the weekend? xx

Yep 5 lovely days off after this wup wup "

Lucky devil. Hope you enjoy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Howdy cowboy DP

Good evening Ms. Stretchy

How are you this pleasant eve?

I'm good thanks you? "

Working really hard as usual

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Someone turn the light off please xD

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lurking

Good evening Ms. Dirtygirl

Welcome to Team Nocturnal

Why thank you kind sir "

Our pleasure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Ladies and gentlemen of Fab

It's Friday, its officially the strart of the weekend soooo...

Who's working?

Who's lurking?

Who's perving?

Who's restless?

And what lucky people are meeting ?

Lurking with a glass of wine. Was restless, but beginning to feel chilled

Good evening Mr. Mr.Mr. Mac

Welcome to Team Nocturnal

Red or white?

Good evening

Nice to be here

White tonight. Its been in the fridge a month and no other alcohol in sight

Wonder what the correct choice of wine for perving actually is? You know like red for game and white for fish....hmmmm

Rose for the pink sexy bits..

Moonshine for the roadkill fannies..

Ha ha ha oooh you fucker I neat dropped my phone then "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening all

Good evening Ms. Deelicious

How are you this fine eve?

I'm fine thanks, yourself? Just a little sick of the wind and rain

In know what you mean it's been a pretty crappy day hasn't it

It has and I've been packing up my house all day "

You moving?

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Howdy cowboy DP

Good evening Ms. Stretchy

How are you this pleasant eve?

I'm good thanks you?

Working really hard as usual "

Stop being all saintly hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lurking

Good evening Ms. Vara

Lurking is so sinister we should call it horn-hovering

I dont mind being sinister i like creepy things...

Oh really

Spent last sat photographing an really old cemetery so yeah haha

Oooh in black and white? I love atmospheric scenery pics "

Done them in colours im gonna play with them tommorow to black and white and putting some filters on etc.

Id really like to do some more people stuff though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck. I only played a quick game of backgammon thinking I'd make it back in time!! How quick?!

Good evening Ms. TGND

Moves quickly just lately....I daren't even blink

I blink and the thread has gone up like 10 posts!

Don't blink.

Blink and you're dead!

And we're surrounded by angels

I daren't look out the window... "

But you gotta look, otherwise they'll get in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Here .

Top up my voddy somebody... Its medicinal...

Good evening Ms. Sunrise

Double?

Of course.. Absolut!"

I'm afraid I only have Grey Goose will that do?

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Fuck. I only played a quick game of backgammon thinking I'd make it back in time!! How quick?!

Good evening Ms. TGND

Moves quickly just lately....I daren't even blink

I blink and the thread has gone up like 10 posts!

Don't blink.

Blink and you're dead!

And we're surrounded by angels

I daren't look out the window...

But you gotta look, otherwise they'll get in "

I'm hoping they're too lazy to take the stairs... There's a mirror in the lift so is their reflection enough to stop them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lurking

Good evening Ms. Vara

Lurking is so sinister we should call it horn-hovering

I dont mind being sinister i like creepy things...

Oh really

Spent last sat photographing an really old cemetery so yeah haha

Oooh in black and white? I love atmospheric scenery pics

Done them in colours im gonna play with them tommorow to black and white and putting some filters on etc.

Id really like to do some more people stuff though "

Do you upload into the world wide websicle? I'd love to see your photos

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yi

Good evening Mr. Bearded

You working or perving tonight?

I guess you know the answer haha

I would say perving but I don't like to cast assumptions

Actually any assumptions you have about me could be true

Hey, were all perverts here statistically

Haha indeed we are, and you certainly know how to host "The Nocturn Call Thread" "

Its a social haven for all us poor night folk, no matter why you're up all are welcome

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"

Its a social haven for all us poor night folk, no matter why you're up all are welcome "

Its like a special club or society

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grey Goose...

I'll force it down with some Rolla Cola...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening. Im lurking.

while trying to be tired. Work in the morning and then off to see boyzone at edinbrugh castle

Good evening Ms. Loud

Sounds like a busy day ahead...enjoy

im very excited.. they were my teenage boyband, bedroom covered in posters "

Its good that they're still going most bands I liked are long gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck. I only played a quick game of backgammon thinking I'd make it back in time!! How quick?!

Good evening Ms. TGND

Moves quickly just lately....I daren't even blink

I blink and the thread has gone up like 10 posts!

Don't blink.

Blink and you're dead!

And we're surrounded by angels

I daren't look out the window...

But you gotta look, otherwise they'll get in

I'm hoping they're too lazy to take the stairs... There's a mirror in the lift so is their reflection enough to stop them? "

If they look at their reflections it will,but lift doors close.

Ffs, the neighbours cat just knocked something over and I totally shipped myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gota go back after 1 folks be good x"

Laters potatoes

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Fuck. I only played a quick game of backgammon thinking I'd make it back in time!! How quick?!

Good evening Ms. TGND

Moves quickly just lately....I daren't even blink

I blink and the thread has gone up like 10 posts!

Don't blink.

Blink and you're dead!

And we're surrounded by angels

I daren't look out the window...

But you gotta look, otherwise they'll get in

I'm hoping they're too lazy to take the stairs... There's a mirror in the lift so is their reflection enough to stop them?

If they look at their reflections it will,but lift doors close.

Ffs, the neighbours cat just knocked something over and I totally shipped myself"

cats are always on secret missions to kill thier owners neighbours...did you miss the memo...lolol

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By *eforfuncplCouple
over a year ago

Morecambe

Good evening all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Howdy cowboy DP

Good evening Ms. Stretchy

How are you this pleasant eve?

I'm good thanks you?

Working really hard as usual

Stop being all saintly hehehe "

Me, saintly? Noooooo

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By *oudnproudWoman
over a year ago

penrith


"Good evening. Im lurking.

while trying to be tired. Work in the morning and then off to see boyzone at edinbrugh castle

Good evening Ms. Loud

Sounds like a busy day ahead...enjoy

im very excited.. they were my teenage boyband, bedroom covered in posters

Its good that they're still going most bands I liked are long gone "

started out as 5 split up all went solo. Got back together a band member passed awsy. And they are still going strong as a band and in solo life.. gotta be good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lurking

Good evening Ms. Vara

Lurking is so sinister we should call it horn-hovering

I dont mind being sinister i like creepy things...

Oh really

Spent last sat photographing an really old cemetery so yeah haha

Oooh in black and white? I love atmospheric scenery pics

Done them in colours im gonna play with them tommorow to black and white and putting some filters on etc.

Id really like to do some more people stuff though "

I love black and white architecture pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Ladies and gentlemen of Fab

It's Friday, its officially the strart of the weekend soooo...

Who's working?

Who's lurking?

Who's perving?

Who's restless?

And what lucky people are meeting ?"

Just nipping in post-bath, pre-bed!

All present and correct?

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Fuck. I only played a quick game of backgammon thinking I'd make it back in time!! How quick?!

Good evening Ms. TGND

Moves quickly just lately....I daren't even blink

I blink and the thread has gone up like 10 posts!

Don't blink.

Blink and you're dead!

And we're surrounded by angels

I daren't look out the window...

But you gotta look, otherwise they'll get in

I'm hoping they're too lazy to take the stairs... There's a mirror in the lift so is their reflection enough to stop them?

If they look at their reflections it will,but lift doors close.

Ffs, the neighbours cat just knocked something over and I totally shipped myself"

Overseas?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Its a social haven for all us poor night folk, no matter why you're up all are welcome

Its like a special club or society "

Its just a pleasant thread, no entry requirements or dress code

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I love black and white architecture pics."

me too eapecially churches

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Grey Goose...

I'll force it down with some Rolla Cola... "

WHAT that's blasphemy you naughty girl

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"

All present and correct?"

Present maybe, correct never lolol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening all "

Good evening to you both

Welcome to Team Nocturnal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck. I only played a quick game of backgammon thinking I'd make it back in time!! How quick?!

Good evening Ms. TGND

Moves quickly just lately....I daren't even blink

I blink and the thread has gone up like 10 posts!

Don't blink.

Blink and you're dead!

And we're surrounded by angels

I daren't look out the window...

But you gotta look, otherwise they'll get in

I'm hoping they're too lazy to take the stairs... There's a mirror in the lift so is their reflection enough to stop them?

If they look at their reflections it will,but lift doors close.

Ffs, the neighbours cat just knocked something over and I totally shipped myself

Overseas? "

Are you hoping to get more distance between us?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening. Im lurking.

while trying to be tired. Work in the morning and then off to see boyzone at edinbrugh castle

Good evening Ms. Loud

Sounds like a busy day ahead...enjoy

im very excited.. they were my teenage boyband, bedroom covered in posters

Its good that they're still going most bands I liked are long gone

started out as 5 split up all went solo. Got back together a band member passed awsy. And they are still going strong as a band and in solo life.. gotta be good "

Their music although not to my taste seems to have stood the test of time.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Fuck. I only played a quick game of backgammon thinking I'd make it back in time!! How quick?!

Good evening Ms. TGND

Moves quickly just lately....I daren't even blink

I blink and the thread has gone up like 10 posts!

Don't blink.

Blink and you're dead!

And we're surrounded by angels

I daren't look out the window...

But you gotta look, otherwise they'll get in

I'm hoping they're too lazy to take the stairs... There's a mirror in the lift so is their reflection enough to stop them?

If they look at their reflections it will,but lift doors close.

Ffs, the neighbours cat just knocked something over and I totally shipped myself

Overseas?

Are you hoping to get more distance between us?"

Yep

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Ladies and gentlemen of Fab

It's Friday, its officially the strart of the weekend soooo...

Who's working?

Who's lurking?

Who's perving?

Who's restless?

And what lucky people are meeting ?

Just nipping in post-bath, pre-bed!

All present and correct?"

Good evening Ms. Testarossa

Need a hand to scrub your...erm...back?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grey Goose...

I'll force it down with some Rolla Cola...

WHAT that's blasphemy you naughty girl "

Hehe.. Hook line sinker..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck. I only played a quick game of backgammon thinking I'd make it back in time!! How quick?!

Good evening Ms. TGND

Moves quickly just lately....I daren't even blink

I blink and the thread has gone up like 10 posts!

Don't blink.

Blink and you're dead!

And we're surrounded by angels

I daren't look out the window...

But you gotta look, otherwise they'll get in

I'm hoping they're too lazy to take the stairs... There's a mirror in the lift so is their reflection enough to stop them?

If they look at their reflections it will,but lift doors close.

Ffs, the neighbours cat just knocked something over and I totally shipped myself

cats are always on secret missions to kill thier owners neighbours...did you miss the memo...lolol"

Cats are out to dominate the world and death to all opposition. Or was that a dream? I think the moon was a meringue

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I love black and white architecture pics. me too eapecially churches "

I have a thing for bridges at the moment especially the Humber one. I fancy a trip to Newcastle at some point as they have some great places to take pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Ladies and gentlemen of Fab

It's Friday, its officially the strart of the weekend soooo...

Who's working?

Who's lurking?

Who's perving?

Who's restless?

And what lucky people are meeting ?

Just nipping in post-bath, pre-bed!

All present and correct?

Good evening Ms. Testarossa

Need a hand to scrub your...erm...back? "

Ah sir, how erm selfless and kind of you!

No I am out of the bath now but you could help rub moisturiser in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

All present and correct?

Present maybe, correct never lolol "

Define correct

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Fuck. I only played a quick game of backgammon thinking I'd make it back in time!! How quick?!

Good evening Ms. TGND

Moves quickly just lately....I daren't even blink

I blink and the thread has gone up like 10 posts!

Don't blink.

Blink and you're dead!

And we're surrounded by angels

I daren't look out the window...

But you gotta look, otherwise they'll get in

I'm hoping they're too lazy to take the stairs... There's a mirror in the lift so is their reflection enough to stop them?

If they look at their reflections it will,but lift doors close.

Ffs, the neighbours cat just knocked something over and I totally shipped myself

cats are always on secret missions to kill thier owners neighbours...did you miss the memo...lolol

Cats are out to dominate the world and death to all opposition. Or was that a dream? I think the moon was a meringue"

was there a lemon pie beneath it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck. I only played a quick game of backgammon thinking I'd make it back in time!! How quick?!

Good evening Ms. TGND

Moves quickly just lately....I daren't even blink

I blink and the thread has gone up like 10 posts!

Don't blink.

Blink and you're dead!

And we're surrounded by angels

I daren't look out the window...

But you gotta look, otherwise they'll get in

I'm hoping they're too lazy to take the stairs... There's a mirror in the lift so is their reflection enough to stop them?

If they look at their reflections it will,but lift doors close.

Ffs, the neighbours cat just knocked something over and I totally shipped myself

Overseas?

Are you hoping to get more distance between us?

Yep "

Maybe I'll ship myself via several countries before ending up in your lift with the angels that cba with the stairs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Grey Goose...

I'll force it down with some Rolla Cola...

WHAT that's blasphemy you naughty girl

Hehe.. Hook line sinker.. "

I've seen people do it with vintage malt whiskies....could've slapped them lol

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Fuck. I only played a quick game of backgammon thinking I'd make it back in time!! How quick?!

Good evening Ms. TGND

Moves quickly just lately....I daren't even blink

I blink and the thread has gone up like 10 posts!

Don't blink.

Blink and you're dead!

And we're surrounded by angels

I daren't look out the window...

But you gotta look, otherwise they'll get in

I'm hoping they're too lazy to take the stairs... There's a mirror in the lift so is their reflection enough to stop them?

If they look at their reflections it will,but lift doors close.

Ffs, the neighbours cat just knocked something over and I totally shipped myself

Overseas?

Are you hoping to get more distance between us?

Yep

Maybe I'll ship myself via several countries before ending up in your lift with the angels that cba with the stairs "

That's it, I'm never answering the door again! My colouring books better go through the letter box!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Ladies and gentlemen of Fab

It's Friday, its officially the strart of the weekend soooo...

Who's working?

Who's lurking?

Who's perving?

Who's restless?

And what lucky people are meeting ?

Just nipping in post-bath, pre-bed!

All present and correct?

Good evening Ms. Testarossa

Need a hand to scrub your...erm...back?

Ah sir, how erm selfless and kind of you!

No I am out of the bath now but you could help rub moisturiser in "

Mmm moisturiser...put the lotion in the basket

*Disclaimer*

I'm not actually a serial killer just that moisturiser always makes me think of Silence of the Lambs

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over a year ago


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I love black and white architecture pics. me too eapecially churches

I have a thing for bridges at the moment especially the Humber one. I fancy a trip to Newcastle at some point as they have some great places to take pics."

If you want a photo friend, I love wandering places taking photos. Ever since I passed my driving test, I'm itching to go out photographing everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

All present and correct?

Present maybe, correct never lolol

Define correct "

Correctly attired?

Wearing at least a smile?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fuck. I only played a quick game of backgammon thinking I'd make it back in time!! How quick?!

Good evening Ms. TGND

Moves quickly just lately....I daren't even blink

I blink and the thread has gone up like 10 posts!

Don't blink.

Blink and you're dead!

And we're surrounded by angels

I daren't look out the window...

But you gotta look, otherwise they'll get in

I'm hoping they're too lazy to take the stairs... There's a mirror in the lift so is their reflection enough to stop them?

If they look at their reflections it will,but lift doors close.

Ffs, the neighbours cat just knocked something over and I totally shipped myself

cats are always on secret missions to kill thier owners neighbours...did you miss the memo...lolol

Cats are out to dominate the world and death to all opposition. Or was that a dream? I think the moon was a meringue

was there a lemon pie beneath it? "

This is getting more surreal than a Mighty Boosh sketch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck. I only played a quick game of backgammon thinking I'd make it back in time!! How quick?!

Good evening Ms. TGND

Moves quickly just lately....I daren't even blink

I blink and the thread has gone up like 10 posts!

Don't blink.

Blink and you're dead!

And we're surrounded by angels

I daren't look out the window...

But you gotta look, otherwise they'll get in

I'm hoping they're too lazy to take the stairs... There's a mirror in the lift so is their reflection enough to stop them?

If they look at their reflections it will,but lift doors close.

Ffs, the neighbours cat just knocked something over and I totally shipped myself

cats are always on secret missions to kill thier owners neighbours...did you miss the memo...lolol

Cats are out to dominate the world and death to all opposition. Or was that a dream? I think the moon was a meringue

was there a lemon pie beneath it? "

It hit my eye like a big lemon pie, that's amoré

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

All present and correct?

Present maybe, correct never lolol

Define correct

Correctly attired?

Wearing at least a smile? "

Just a smile?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Fuck. I only played a quick game of backgammon thinking I'd make it back in time!! How quick?!

Good evening Ms. TGND

Moves quickly just lately....I daren't even blink

I blink and the thread has gone up like 10 posts!

Don't blink.

Blink and you're dead!

And we're surrounded by angels

I daren't look out the window...

But you gotta look, otherwise they'll get in

I'm hoping they're too lazy to take the stairs... There's a mirror in the lift so is their reflection enough to stop them?

If they look at their reflections it will,but lift doors close.

Ffs, the neighbours cat just knocked something over and I totally shipped myself

cats are always on secret missions to kill thier owners neighbours...did you miss the memo...lolol

Cats are out to dominate the world and death to all opposition. Or was that a dream? I think the moon was a meringue

was there a lemon pie beneath it?

It hit my eye like a big lemon pie, that's amoré"

chuckles loudly x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all

So so tired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck. I only played a quick game of backgammon thinking I'd make it back in time!! How quick?!

Good evening Ms. TGND

Moves quickly just lately....I daren't even blink

I blink and the thread has gone up like 10 posts!

Don't blink.

Blink and you're dead!

And we're surrounded by angels

I daren't look out the window...

But you gotta look, otherwise they'll get in

I'm hoping they're too lazy to take the stairs... There's a mirror in the lift so is their reflection enough to stop them?

If they look at their reflections it will,but lift doors close.

Ffs, the neighbours cat just knocked something over and I totally shipped myself

Overseas?

Are you hoping to get more distance between us?

Yep

Maybe I'll ship myself via several countries before ending up in your lift with the angels that cba with the stairs

That's it, I'm never answering the door again! My colouring books better go through the letter box! "

The interesting question is,which angel is a Gorgon in disguise?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

All present and correct?

Present maybe, correct never lolol

Define correct

Correctly attired?

Wearing at least a smile?

Just a smile?"

Yes that too

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"

All present and correct?

Present maybe, correct never lolol

Define correct

Correctly attired?

Wearing at least a smile?

Just a smile?

Yes that too "

Always a smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening all

Good evening Ms. Deelicious

How are you this fine eve?

I'm fine thanks, yourself? Just a little sick of the wind and rain

In know what you mean it's been a pretty crappy day hasn't it

It has and I've been packing up my house all day

You moving? "

Yes sadly, joys of renting. Landlord selling up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all

So so tired "

GOOD EVENING MRS. H.

Those day shifts starting to suck a bit I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck. I only played a quick game of backgammon thinking I'd make it back in time!! How quick?!

Good evening Ms. TGND

Moves quickly just lately....I daren't even blink

I blink and the thread has gone up like 10 posts!

Don't blink.

Blink and you're dead!

And we're surrounded by angels

I daren't look out the window...

But you gotta look, otherwise they'll get in

I'm hoping they're too lazy to take the stairs... There's a mirror in the lift so is their reflection enough to stop them?

If they look at their reflections it will,but lift doors close.

Ffs, the neighbours cat just knocked something over and I totally shipped myself

cats are always on secret missions to kill thier owners neighbours...did you miss the memo...lolol

Cats are out to dominate the world and death to all opposition. Or was that a dream? I think the moon was a meringue

was there a lemon pie beneath it?

It hit my eye like a big lemon pie, that's amoré

chuckles loudly x"

Bloody lemon in my eye. Whyyyyy? It burns precious

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"

All present and correct?

Present maybe, correct never lolol

Define correct

Correctly attired?

Wearing at least a smile?

Just a smile?"

You're never fully dressed without a smile

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

All present and correct?

Present maybe, correct never lolol

Define correct

Correctly attired?

Wearing at least a smile?

Just a smile?

Yes that too "

What else?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Evening all

So so tired "

hay sweet...some r & r before sleeping? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here and attempting to relieve boredom tonight !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening all

Good evening Ms. Deelicious

How are you this fine eve?

I'm fine thanks, yourself? Just a little sick of the wind and rain

In know what you mean it's been a pretty crappy day hasn't it

It has and I've been packing up my house all day

You moving?

Yes sadly, joys of renting. Landlord selling up "

Bugger You found somewhere else?

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

I forgot to turn my light off

But now I'm scared of the Angels.. And grievers from the maze runner.. The book and film!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening all

Good evening Ms. Deelicious

How are you this fine eve?

I'm fine thanks, yourself? Just a little sick of the wind and rain

In know what you mean it's been a pretty crappy day hasn't it

It has and I've been packing up my house all day

You moving?

Yes sadly, joys of renting. Landlord selling up "

That sucks. You got another place lined up?

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

When's part 2?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Fuck. I only played a quick game of backgammon thinking I'd make it back in time!! How quick?!

Good evening Ms. TGND

Moves quickly just lately....I daren't even blink

I blink and the thread has gone up like 10 posts!

Don't blink.

Blink and you're dead!

And we're surrounded by angels

I daren't look out the window...

But you gotta look, otherwise they'll get in

I'm hoping they're too lazy to take the stairs... There's a mirror in the lift so is their reflection enough to stop them?

If they look at their reflections it will,but lift doors close.

Ffs, the neighbours cat just knocked something over and I totally shipped myself

cats are always on secret missions to kill thier owners neighbours...did you miss the memo...lolol

Cats are out to dominate the world and death to all opposition. Or was that a dream? I think the moon was a meringue

was there a lemon pie beneath it?

It hit my eye like a big lemon pie, that's amoré

chuckles loudly x

Bloody lemon in my eye. Whyyyyy? It burns precious"

well at least you didnt say the stars are in peoples eyes...that would be a pass the bucket moment...hehehe

wash it out with cold water...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Here and attempting to relieve boredom tonight !"

Good evening Mr. Essex

It's Friday how can you be bored?

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