FabSwingers.com forum: great inventions yet to happen

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...the vibrating tampon...doubles up to eradicate the bitch in all of us

what's your 'to be invented' invention?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

transporter as in star trek.....

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

A shoe cupboard which stores ALL of your shoes... I think the term for it is tardis.

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By *ingmasterMan
over a year ago

nottingham

a mute button on children

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A shoe cupboard which stores ALL of your shoes... I think the term for it is tardis."

would need to be a time travelling galaxy crossing one too....so i can store them in different zones/universes.

whoever said the world is not enough...they were thinking the same

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"a mute button on children"

Sod the mute button... I'd want the full remote control functions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ideal man- changes acording to mood/ preferences!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The ideal man- changes acording to mood/ preferences!"

will he disappear on command too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"transporter as in star trek.....

i love star trek that would be cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman with tits on her back so that I've got something to play with while I'm doing doggy

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By *ardybumsCouple
over a year ago

peekin under duvet is it safe?

"The ideal man- changes acording to mood/ preferences!

will he disappear on command too?

howabouts an iron with a built in mobile for the ladies then ? just be careful when answering !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've invented an electric spoon

it's causing quite a stir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ideal man- changes acording to mood/ preferences!

will he disappear on command too?

howabouts an iron with a built in mobile for the ladies then ? just be careful when answering !"

If you want irony, go to the thread about people who think they are IT lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

a money tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oo yeah, one cash cow please!

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By *ibs TcCouple
over a year ago

bracknell

reckon once they invent a vibrator that can also cut the grass us men will be made redundant lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

a man who can make a decent cup of tea

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Well i guess i can dream but it would be a little wheel on the back of a woman's neck.

With the word Volume above it

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Well i guess i can dream but it would be a little wheel on the back of a woman's neck.

With the word Volume above it

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dead man walking!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"a man who can make a decent cup of tea

oh i hear that!

I like my brew thick enough to stand a spoon in....made in't pot like!

not the same as squeezing the colour out of the bag...that DOES NOT make it strong!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An off button fa women xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ideal man- changes acording to mood/ preferences!

will he disappear on command too?

howabouts an iron with a built in mobile for the ladies then ? just be careful when answering !"

An iron that works itself, so you don't have to stand there for hours on end

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

"a man who can make a decent cup of tea

Aaahh i take it you mean you want boiling hot flavoured water and milk that spotted a tea bag somewhere in the distance on the way from kettle to cup

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By *ardybumsCouple
over a year ago

peekin under duvet is it safe?

"The ideal man- changes acording to mood/ preferences!

will he disappear on command too?

howabouts an iron with a built in mobile for the ladies then ? just be careful when answering !

An iron that works itself, so you don't have to stand there for hours on end

thats a woman surely ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a personal weather machine so i could make it thunder and rain on the people i dislike.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ideal man- changes acording to mood/ preferences!

will he disappear on command too?

howabouts an iron with a built in mobile for the ladies then ? just be careful when answering !

An iron that works itself, so you don't have to stand there for hours on end

They're out there already.

Anything more than £1 a shirt is robbery.

Ironing anything more than shirts is insanity.

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