FabSwingers.com forum: Whats the biggest/most common lie told?

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the cheque's in the post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'm working..lol

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I love you...... after pulling on a night out to get your leg over.

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By *ingmasterMan
over a year ago

nottingham

youre the father

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No it doesnt make your arse look big.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No dear you bum doesn't look big in that dress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

most definitely I LOVE YOU !!!!!

I think we may have all said it before....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wont cum in ya mouth

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By *ucati1098Couple
over a year ago

nottingham

I love you, The cheques in the post and I promise I won,t cum in your mouth,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had this outfit ages, you have seen it before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems to be age on here

Tony

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Cock size..........

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By *ex.IncCouple
over a year ago

Castleford

I'll pull it out just before

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Definately AGE!!! Men always shave a few years.....or even add them on!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does my ass look big in this , No dear you look great in it

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

you don;t look like your mother..... honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does my ass look big in this , No dear you look great in it

* hides in coffin *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dress size how many ladies cut the labels out of there clothes yes we are mainly lying to ourselves.

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Alright Alright, I cannot tie a knot in It!

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By *ucati1098Couple
over a year ago

nottingham

But you have tried ?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"I'm single"

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By *ucati1098Couple
over a year ago

nottingham

No I didnt try the tea cosy on dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just been reliably informed it's

'sorry,no reception on my phone'

she says

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I promise I am str8 to wife after she discovers Gaytimes in his briefcase.

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By *ucati1098Couple
over a year ago

nottingham

Soory I could not hear you dear

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"It wasn't me".... as the smell fills the room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

going back to teenage dating "I promise I wont put it in"

on here, men don't as much lie about the inches on their cock as they do on their height...the amount of 6ft men on here that are shorter than me is inescapable.

unless i'm taller than i thought?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course your Mother is welcome here, anytime.

Well the holes Are very close together, it Was an accident!

Yes you Do look good in that

But it was in the sales

No of course I wasn't texting/watching telly/ yawning while you were down there

Oh yes, it Was good for me!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"you give the best blowjob ever"

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

"Ofcourse I don't need anyone else but you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I/We have read and understand the terms and conditions".........

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"of course I WILL DELETE MY PROFILE AND ONLY BE WITH YOU" ..........

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

yes! yes! yes! YEEEEESSSS!!!!!.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'If thats the man from the Provident, tell him your mother isn't in'

'My Giro hasn't arrived'

'It wasn't me, it was the big lads that did it'

'I'm single and unattached'

'I've only had half a lager officer'

'I was doing 29mph your honour'

'No I didn't shag your sister'

'Or your brother'

'No I don't have a criminal record'

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I really do have feelings for you... now can we do the couples profile...

says single guy to single fem ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You always make me orgasm/cum darling xxx Lois xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I will honestly represent my constituents...

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