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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi Michelle here

Is it me or are there some really strange guys on here. I see more pics with cocks next to sky remotes,shampoo bottles and even sprays lol

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

They're precise measuring instruments

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Hi Michelle here

Is it me or are there some really strange guys on here. I see more pics with cocks next to sky remotes,shampoo bottles and even sprays lol

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there are some strange people on here full stop. About the same ration of strange to normal (whatever that is) as there is in real life.

Of course I fall into the normal category

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Men like scale.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi Michelle here

Is it me or are there some really strange guys on here. I see more pics with cocks next to sky remotes,shampoo bottles and even sprays lol

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or mini mars bars, miniature bottles of scoth etc, lol , I think it's so you can go and get one of those items to decide whether or not you want that willy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi Michelle here

Is it me or are there some really strange guys on here. I see more pics with cocks next to sky remotes,shampoo bottles and even sprays lol

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If they're going to use shampoo bottles then the travel size would be far more effective.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BTW, we are all strange, but some of us are better at disguising it than others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men like scale."

Men like remote controls..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men like scale.

Men like remote controls.."

If their OH let's them near it!

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"They're precise measuring instruments "

Whereas some of us foolishly chose to hide ours behind incredibly small objects.

I really should have thought it through...

mr ddc

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Hi Michelle here

Is it me or are there some really strange guys on here. I see more pics with cocks next to sky remotes,shampoo bottles and even sprays lol

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Are there really? Your kidding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl omg my sides are hurting funny

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

There's a market for miniature cans and remotes

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"There's a market for miniature cans and remotes "

I have a 'Now TV' remote.

Does anyone have a smaller television related remote?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I've found dolls house furniture works perfectly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men like scale.

Men like remote controls..

If their OH let's them near it!"

It's definite man toy in my house

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

That's men for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And all I see on women's and couple's pic are cucumbers, aubergines and all kinds of plants rammed up their boxes, I cant even eat anything without looking at it different..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And all I see on women's and couple's pic are cucumbers, aubergines and all kinds of plants rammed up their boxes, I cant even eat anything without looking at it different.."

Thats women for you,.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"And all I see on women's and couple's pic are cucumbers, aubergines and all kinds of plants rammed up their boxes, I cant even eat anything without looking at it different.."

Not here you won't

My honeypot isn't the green grocers or the off licence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And all I see on women's and couple's pic are cucumbers, aubergines and all kinds of plants rammed up their boxes, I cant even eat anything without looking at it different..

Not here you won't

My honeypot isn't the green grocers or the off licence "

Shame that, I have an allotment and was looking to start up a veggie sex toy enterprise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont know about play but ive met some odd ones socially, in the last couple of months, and they say women are hard work

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"And all I see on women's and couple's pic are cucumbers, aubergines and all kinds of plants rammed up their boxes, I cant even eat anything without looking at it different.."

Thank God we kept that pic of the carrot up Mrs ddc's bum private. Though I still say we should have cut off the foliage first.

(And peeled it before serving it to the in-laws, for that matter)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi Michelle here

Is it me or are there some really strange guys on here. I see more pics with cocks next to sky remotes,shampoo bottles and even sprays lol

If they're going to use shampoo bottles then the travel size would be far more effective....."

Especially if they had read the news report I did last week about a woman who died from it. Not self inflicted I might add. I dont know why they would use shampoo bottles either. Other things yes, I understand that

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"Hi Michelle here

Is it me or are there some really strange guys on here. I see more pics with cocks next to sky remotes,shampoo bottles and even sprays lol

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This place is jam packed full of oddballs of both sexes. Thankfully I'm one of the few normal ones!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi Michelle here

Is it me or are there some really strange guys on here. I see more pics with cocks next to sky remotes,shampoo bottles and even sprays lol

This place is jam packed full of oddballs of both sexes. Thankfully I'm one of the few normal ones! "

With those socks, you are definitely not one of the normal ones

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Men like scale.

Men like remote controls..

If their OH let's them near it!

It's definite man toy in my house"

And ours...Just swapped seats with Mr DDC so can charge tablet and type (yes, multi-tasking!) but no chance of sharing same sofa as the remote, even tho he's not actually watching!

Mrs DDC

/\ Hi Miss Innocent xxx

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"Hi Michelle here

Is it me or are there some really strange guys on here. I see more pics with cocks next to sky remotes,shampoo bottles and even sprays lol

This place is jam packed full of oddballs of both sexes. Thankfully I'm one of the few normal ones!

With those socks, you are definitely not one of the normal ones "

Another one jealous of my socks appeal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi Michelle here

Is it me or are there some really strange guys on here. I see more pics with cocks next to sky remotes,shampoo bottles and even sprays lol

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Haha this did make me chuckle!!!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Hi Michelle here

Is it me or are there some really strange guys on here. I see more pics with cocks next to sky remotes,shampoo bottles and even sprays lol

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People are strange....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it me or do I see more and more couple profiles with just women pics?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better a sky remote than something obscure like an artists impression of a leaf from the Jurassic age.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men like scale."

Speaking of which, I'd not be surprised if some fellas had taken a photo of it on scales to say how much it weighed

Been pmsl at the great responses on here

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Is it me or do I see more and more couple profiles with just women pics? "
suits me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi Michelle here

Is it me or are there some really strange guys on here. I see more pics with cocks next to sky remotes,shampoo bottles and even sprays lol

"

Have you never considered a pic of your foo foo next to a polo mont? Or a bust whoopie cushion? Or two dead slugs? It's all about comparison.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi Michelle here

Is it me or are there some really strange guys on here. I see more pics with cocks next to sky remotes,shampoo bottles and even sprays lol

"

Give it a few more years.. you will be unshockable.

And don't google blue waffle or 2girls1cup.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*mint

dammit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't look at Male profiles (Honest)

But if they want to post pictures of random objects next to their cocks to show how big or small they are I don't see a problem with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shrunk my sky remote in the wash???

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By *igsweatysackMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

Women pulling there private parts apart nearly ripping there flaps off just doesn't do it for me rather strange!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some strange women too!! I've seen all sorts hanging out of them!! At least the sky remote isn't anywhere it shouldn't be..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Due to my child misplacing ( hiding) the remote control can i compare my penis to the finger I've been turning the bloody television over with all night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about if it is a pickle? Does it go on my favour ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Due to my child misplacing ( hiding) the remote control can i compare my penis to the finger I've been turning the bloody television over with all night "

Only if it's well toned from channel hopping to avoid adverts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi Michelle here

Is it me or are there some really strange guys on here. I see more pics with cocks next to sky remotes,shampoo bottles and even sprays lol

Have you never considered a pic of your foo foo next to a polo mont? Or a bust whoopie cushion? Or two dead slugs? It's all about comparison."

If it fits through a polo, I'm pretty lost for words

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I thought it was a give away of a fake duplicate profile, as surely not more than one person would consider doing this with their cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am i the only sane Person on this site ?

Gimpus Erectus

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