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Time for a New Phone?

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

I have just noticed my phone has a tiny scratch/dint in the screen which is giving everyone's smileys a little Hitler moustache. It's putting a slightly unsettling spin on many of your posts.

Is it time for a new phone, or should I try scratching a Charlie Chaplin-esque bowler hat and walking stick next to it?

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if the smileys are in different positions on your screen?

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Oh bloody hell, that's like Space Invaders now

(Or a slightly fascist version of 'Where's Wally.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello my favourite couple, haven't seen you on here for awhile, hope you're both well xxx

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Hello my favourite couple, haven't seen you on here for awhile, hope you're both well xxx"

Hi Miss I, Mrs ddc is always here, she's just a bit of a lurker rather than poster.

I've been having a break/desperately trying to finish planning our hols.

Not doing too well at the mo though

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Get a Nokia 3310.

Smiley problem instantly solved!

A

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Get a Nokia 3310.

Smiley problem instantly solved!

A"

True, Mi mam never had these problems with her old GPO rotary-dial one either.

Problems of the modern world, eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello my favourite couple, haven't seen you on here for awhile, hope you're both well xxx

Hi Miss I, Mrs ddc is always here, she's just a bit of a lurker rather than poster.

I've been having a break/desperately trying to finish planning our hols.

Not doing too well at the mo though

"

Have you decided where you're going yet?

And hello Mrs ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bakelite is the answer but it may be to a different question.

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Bakelite is the answer but it may be to a different question."

That sounds like an ingredient for low-calorie biscuits

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"

Have you decided where you're going yet?

And hello Mrs ddc "

Pretty much everywhere in my Collins "Compete Guide to UNESCO World Heritage Sites" in southern Europe. (N.europe in 2012)

Last chance to drag the kids round some culture before they spread their own wings.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Hello my favourite couple, haven't seen you on here for awhile, hope you're both well xxx"

I always think of you guys when someone asks about using a professional photographer for their shots. No studio required.

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


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I always think of you guys when someone asks about using a professional photographer for their shots. No studio required."

As in "Don't bother using a professional, you can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear, just look at Mr ddc"?

Charming!

{goes off to practise 'mock-indignation'}

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"I have just noticed my phone has a tiny scratch/dint in the screen which is giving everyone's smileys a little Hitler moustache. It's putting a slightly unsettling spin on many of your posts.

Is it time for a new phone, or should I try scratching a Charlie Chaplin-esque bowler hat and walking stick next to it?

Mr ddc"

Can I just say, when sober this was mildly unsettling.

Slightly tipsy, having Hitler winking at you is slightly alarming.

Please no-one start a Ukip thread

(Though it's even worse when he goes

at me)

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