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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How do you take a good selfie on a android?! Do you use a timer? Lighting, best pose lol?! Struggling at this selfie milarkie, look like a yeti that's been undiscovered for hundreds of years!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tripod & remote.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I might add XXX to my name too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tripod & remote."

Seems a bit extreme going searching for those for a selfie lol

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Mine may not be good but a timer makes them easier to take.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take about 30 and i usually think one is okish hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I take about 30 and i usually think one is okish hahaha"

Haha I just did the same thing but couldn't post a single one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every one of my pix is a selfie.

Get a good timer app that takes multiple shots and have a session where you take LOADS.

it's the only way to get a few good ones!

Xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I take about 30 and i usually think one is okish hahaha"

This is me all over ! Bloody hard work getting one that's ok let alone 4 or 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its easy lol, just get a selfie stick

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Every one of my pix is a selfie.

Get a good timer app that takes multiple shots and have a session where you take LOADS.

it's the only way to get a few good ones!

Xxxx"
can we mention apps? Is there a good one on android?!

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

Selfie stick!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Selfie stick! "

For the love of god I am not and never will purchase a selfie stick. It's my religious belief. I'm not doing it lol ill prop phone against window first!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use a Sony A5100 on a tripod. It connects to Wi-Fi and there is a remote app which allows me to view the camera in real time on my phone / tablet. That way I can line up the shot then fire the shutter.

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon


"Selfie stick!

For the love of god I am not and never will purchase a selfie stick. It's my religious belief. I'm not doing it lol ill prop phone against window first! "

You'll get one eventually, I can sense you aren't really adverse to the idea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suggest the little remote. 99p on ebay

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I use a Sony A5100 on a tripod. It connects to Wi-Fi and there is a remote app which allows me to view the camera in real time on my phone / tablet. That way I can line up the shot then fire the shutter."

That's way to professional! I want maximum results with minimum input! Might just go for dick pic and be done with it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine are all selfies

Timer on iPhone.

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

Also try a webcam and cordless mouse so you can be away from the computer but view on the screen how the picture will look, then click away.

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By *isdirtygirlCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there


"I take about 30 and i usually think one is okish hahaha"

Only 30? Bloody hell your Good! I've taken over 100 before I found a perfect shot before now.. so now Him takes the shot to stop me stressing DG

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Web cam? What's one of those?! A mouse?! Can hardly go to pets at home to purchase a mouse!!!!! Wtf!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I take about 30 and i usually think one is okish hahaha

Only 30? Bloody hell your Good! I've taken over 100 before I found a perfect shot before now.. so now Him takes the shot to stop me stressing DG"

These pictures are a really big deal aren't they lol unless your body perfect, your pretty much screwed! *lighting* position angle of camera filters it's a nightmare!

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon


"Web cam? What's one of those?! A mouse?! Can hardly go to pets at home to purchase a mouse!!!!! Wtf!"

Do you know what a computer is? Kom-pu-ter! It's like a giant smart phone from the olden days....you kids!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Timer & a little imagination works for me x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Web cam? What's one of those?! A mouse?! Can hardly go to pets at home to purchase a mouse!!!!! Wtf!

Do you know what a computer is? Kom-pu-ter! It's like a giant smart phone from the olden days....you kids!"

Xbox and ps4? They're consoles? Think my dad had a komputer? Logitec Web cam? Am I near?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a horrible narcissistic race we've become.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"What a horrible narcissistic race we've become. "
the photos are for other people to look at surely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine are all selfies using the timer on a Lumia 435

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What a horrible narcissistic race we've become. "

Easily said with your bod lol you aren't taking 30 or 40 selfie before hand are you, scrutinising lines and edges, oh no not you. Cunt. Only joking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What a horrible narcissistic race we've become. the photos are for other people to look at surely? "

Precisely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What a horrible narcissistic race we've become.

Easily said with your bod lol you aren't taking 30 or 40 selfie before hand are you, scrutinising lines and edges, oh no not you. Cunt. Only joking "

I include myself in this. If you went through my phones photos you'd see shit tonnes of mirror photos. Not proud of it one bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What a horrible narcissistic race we've become.

Easily said with your bod lol you aren't taking 30 or 40 selfie before hand are you, scrutinising lines and edges, oh no not you. Cunt. Only joking

I include myself in this. If you went through my phones photos you'd see shit tonnes of mirror photos. Not proud of it one bit. "

Its also to do with this place id never taken a selfie before i joined one of these sites a few months ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every one of my pix is a selfie.

Get a good timer app that takes multiple shots and have a session where you take LOADS.

it's the only way to get a few good ones!

Xxxxcan we mention apps? Is there a good one on android?!"

I tried using fastburst which is great for taking plenty of shots at staggered intervals, but I didn't like any of those so I reverted to camera fv-5 full and played with the settings to take a bnw at iso100. If you CBA with that, stick with fastburst

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon


"Web cam? What's one of those?! A mouse?! Can hardly go to pets at home to purchase a mouse!!!!! Wtf!

Do you know what a computer is? Kom-pu-ter! It's like a giant smart phone from the olden days....you kids!

Xbox and ps4? They're consoles? Think my dad had a komputer? Logitec Web cam? Am I near?!"

Put your dad on, I'm sure he'll understand

Now what I want to know is why don't the mirror me and the photo me look like the same person? And which one is real? Who are these other mes?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Web cam? What's one of those?! A mouse?! Can hardly go to pets at home to purchase a mouse!!!!! Wtf!

Do you know what a computer is? Kom-pu-ter! It's like a giant smart phone from the olden days....you kids!

Xbox and ps4? They're consoles? Think my dad had a komputer? Logitec Web cam? Am I near?!

Put your dad on, I'm sure he'll understand

Now what I want to know is why don't the mirror me and the photo me look like the same person? And which one is real? Who are these other mes?! "

Dads away getting his end off haha mams with the milk man somewhere and the leccy meter is on emergency Need to go to paper shop for some leccy on tic! Sorry no grown ups here tonight! Exactly, how can two pictures look completely different lol never knew I had a wonky eye until now!

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon


"Web cam? What's one of those?! A mouse?! Can hardly go to pets at home to purchase a mouse!!!!! Wtf!

Do you know what a computer is? Kom-pu-ter! It's like a giant smart phone from the olden days....you kids!

Xbox and ps4? They're consoles? Think my dad had a komputer? Logitec Web cam? Am I near?!

Put your dad on, I'm sure he'll understand

Now what I want to know is why don't the mirror me and the photo me look like the same person? And which one is real? Who are these other mes?!

Dads away getting his end off haha mams with the milk man somewhere and the leccy meter is on emergency Need to go to paper shop for some leccy on tic! Sorry no grown ups here tonight! Exactly, how can two pictures look completely different lol never knew I had a wonky eye until now!"

I conclude that the better looking of the other mes (me's?) must be me. The other hideous trog must just be my inner demons surfacing because of the "photos taken by other people" phobia kicking in!

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