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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I need a re-launch so please all give me a sentence each for a new profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bouncing boobs

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Bouncing boobs "

I could probably get away with that as the entire profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bouncing boobs

I could probably get away with that as the entire profile.

"

You've been here long enough to know that even if you lesve it blank, you'll get load of messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Fill me in later?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Way over yonder is a place that I know

Where I can see shelter from hunger and cold

And the sweet-tastin' good life is so easily found

..... or just bouncing boobs might work better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have some divine shoes/boots, your welcome to borrow them anytime

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall

Must try harder .....

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Bouncing boobs

I could probably get away with that as the entire profile.

You've been here long enough to know that even if you lesve it blank, you'll get load of messages "

I don't get many messages. I might get more with bouncing boobs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grab your ankles, you don't want to lose your socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bouncing boobs

I could probably get away with that as the entire profile.

You've been here long enough to know that even if you lesve it blank, you'll get load of messages

I don't get many messages. I might get more with bouncing boobs.

"

Well as soon as you do it, you'll get mine with only cock pics to do a first good impression

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Hmmm, so far it reads,

Bouncing boobs.

Fill me in later.

Way over yonder is a place that I know, where I can see shelter from hunger and cold. And the sweet tastin' good life is so easily found...

I have some divine shoes/boots, you're welcome to borrow them anytime.

Must try harder.

Grab your ankles, you don't want to lose your socks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has wind problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need a re-launch so please all give me a sentence each for a new profile.

"

Why?

I mean why do you "need" a relaunch?

Had your hull painted recently?

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"Has wind problem"

Lives in a windmill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need a re-launch so please all give me a sentence each for a new profile.

Why?

I mean why do you "need" a relaunch?

Had your hull painted recently?"
someone mention Hull ?

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I've got really small hands so even tiny penis' look huge when I hold them... For a free demo send me a picture of your small cock.

You're welcome..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feel free to click the green arrow in the forums for the 'everything you need to know' guide....

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"I need a re-launch so please all give me a sentence each for a new profile.

Why?

I mean why do you "need" a relaunch?

Had your hull painted recently? someone mention Hull ? "

Is this word association?

Emu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to go anywhere apart from Penge

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I need a re-launch so please all give me a sentence each for a new profile.

Why?

I mean why do you "need" a relaunch?

Had your hull painted recently?"

Someone slapped a bottle across it but I failed to launch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need a re-launch so please all give me a sentence each for a new profile.

Why?

I mean why do you "need" a relaunch?

Had your hull painted recently?

Someone slapped a bottle across it but I failed to launch.

"

More grease luv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Insert funny comment (or penis) here

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Bouncing boobs.

Fill me in later.

Way over yonder is a place that I know, where I can see shelter from hunger and cold. And the sweet tastin' good life is so easily found...

I have some divine shoes/boots, you're welcome to borrow them anytime.

Must try harder.

Grab your ankles, you don't want to lose your socks.

Has wind problem; lives in a windmill.

I've got really small hands so even tiny penises look huge when I hold them... For a free demo send me a picture of your small cock.

Feel free to click the green arrow in the forums for the 'everything you need to know' guide.

Happy to go anywhere, apart from Penge.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Shy retiring, tall lady seeks Mr Grey for 50 Shades of fun.

A

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Recognisable from a silhouette. Head patters need not apply.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Shy retiring, tall lady seeks Mr Grey for 50 Shades of fun.

A"

Just as I was thinking there's something I could work with from this lot, this from the man who went and bought the book.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Bouncing boobs.

Fill me in later.

Way over yonder is a place that I know, where I can see shelter from hunger and cold. And the sweet tastin' good life is so easily found...

I have some divine shoes/boots, you're welcome to borrow them anytime.

Must try harder.

Grab your ankles, you don't want to lose your socks.

Has wind problem; lives in a windmill.

I've got really small hands so even tiny penises look huge when I hold them... For a free demo send me a picture of your small cock.

Feel free to click the green arrow in the forums for the 'everything you need to know' guide.

Happy to go anywhere, apart from Penge.

Insert funny commnet (or penis) here.

Shy retiring, tall lady seeks Mr Grey for 50 Shades of fun.

Recognisable from a silhouette. Head patters need not apply.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Shy retiring, tall lady seeks Mr Grey for 50 Shades of fun.

A

Just as I was thinking there's something I could work with from this lot, this from the man who went and bought the book.

"

Under duress.

A

*you forgot I had to go back for the sodding blu ray too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Fill me in later?'"

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Shy retiring, tall lady seeks Mr Grey for 50 Shades of fun.

A

Just as I was thinking there's something I could work with from this lot, this from the man who went and bought the book.

Under duress.

A

*you forgot I had to go back for the sodding blu ray too! "

I didn't know that bit! I think duress may be too strong a word there.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Shy retiring, tall lady seeks Mr Grey for 50 Shades of fun.

A

Just as I was thinking there's something I could work with from this lot, this from the man who went and bought the book.

Under duress.

A

*you forgot I had to go back for the sodding blu ray too!

I didn't know that bit! I think duress may be too strong a word there.

"

Have you seen her with a flogger in her hand?

A

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Shy retiring, tall lady seeks Mr Grey for 50 Shades of fun.

A

Just as I was thinking there's something I could work with from this lot, this from the man who went and bought the book.

Under duress.

A

*you forgot I had to go back for the sodding blu ray too!

I didn't know that bit! I think duress may be too strong a word there.

Have you seen her with a flogger in her hand?

A"

Yes! She's Mrs Grey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Fill me in later?'"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you meet me you'll be in good company .. The other slaves also live in the attic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*gets ready for the round of applause, encore and maybe a standing ovation?*

I am a shallow, conceited, arrogant prick. I can also be the most sincere, thoughtful, gentleman you meet. I believe life is all about taking chances and meeting new people, experiencing new things, and having your perceptions altered. People think they have a "type." People think I have a "type." I prefer not to categorize people.

Personally, I like to go out to bars, museums, clubs, restaurants, malls, etc. I like to have a good time wherever I am and I love to laugh and make others laugh. In my time alone I enjoy keeping up with the news, staying fit, and drinking wine. I love to cook at home, kick back in my robe and watch movies with a spicy cigar or smooth scotch...or both. I do give foot rubs if I like you.

If you're the type who just looks at pictures to decide who you will talk to, that's great; I can be just as one-dimensional as you. If you actually read profiles that's cool, too; I love conversation.

Please don't waste my time if you're still "figuring out what you want" or any of that BS. You need to know you want me and be up front if you don't. I don't respond to games. I'm mature enough to walk away and I hope you are, too.

I love music of all sorts. I'll get down with whatever's good. I've got my tastes but I'm not a snob. I like Lady Gaga as much as I do Sinatra, however I hate the Black Eyed Peas.

My two favorite movies are...

1. Robocop

2. The Adventures of Milo & Otis

If you don't need a d*unken night of karaoke to loosen up and you can laugh at Beavis & Butt-Head then we might get along. My ideal is someone who can be happy wrapping up in a blanket and watching Jersey Shore. You'll have to put up with a lot of Arnold Schwarzenegger memorabilia laying around, though.

I'm on here to meet people. Take a chance and message me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obviously a few adjustments I.e. Lady!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Recognisable from a silhouette. Head patters need not apply."

I didn't tell anybody about that, did I?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

You missed out a few words...

'Driven', 'dynamic' and 'diva'

While you're filling up on d's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never googled and copied and pasted without reading... Whoops...!

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall

Don't forget the obligatory

Sydney Sydney Pick Me!

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By *r Man.Man
over a year ago

London

I'm slightly scatty, batty, and ratty.

All for the right persons

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Obviously a few adjustments I.e. Lady!"

Oi! I'm no lady.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Recognisable from a silhouette. Head patters need not apply.

I didn't tell anybody about that, did I? "

If I could reach...

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm slightly scatty, batty, and ratty.

All for the right persons "

I don't do scat!

Some editing may be required for the final version.

Keep 'em coming. There's material I can work with here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You missed out a few words...

'Driven', 'dynamic' and 'diva'

While you're filling up on d's"

If we're using D's, delightful, delectable, and deliciously dirty?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm cute .... That's all that you need to know xx

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Thank you all so much. I'm going to mull over the contents and I will definitely be using some of this material.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like haribos, "insert your fav taste here"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Include a line regarding your bullseye skills

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By *appyguy17Man
over a year ago

walthamstow

Dark haired female with "low centre of gravity" and an opinion on everything seeks a nice guy with a very understanding nature !!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Include a line regarding your bullseye skills "

Shush, you. I suckceeded!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Dark haired female with "low centre of gravity" and an opinion on everything seeks a nice guy with a very understanding nature !!"

Not everything. I'm pretty ambivalent about Formula One and the Kardashians.

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By *appyguy17Man
over a year ago

walthamstow

Just jesting !!!

Testing your humour !!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

How's this?

"Dark haired female with low centre of gravity and an opinion on everything, seeks a nice man with an understanding nature to fill me in later.

Feel free to click the green arrow in the forum lounge for the ‘everything you need to know’ guide.

Bouncing boobs, drivenm dynamic diva, delightful, delectable and deliciously... I’m cute, that’s all you need to know.

Happy to go anywhere, apart from Penge but even that may be negotiated with the right Haribo.

If you meet me you’ll be in good company – the other slaves live in the attic.

Must try harder."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Open-minded, with a broad sense of humour, so looking forward to all your messages."

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


""Open-minded, with a broad sense of humour, so looking forward to all your messages.""

Do I add that to the text above?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Take the plunge, fill my clunge"

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Lumpy, bumpy, ratty & catty?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Lumpy, bumpy, ratty & catty?

"

That may need to go in there somewhere.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


""Take the plunge, fill my clunge""

Where's the clunge, exactly?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


""Take the plunge, fill my clunge"

Where's the clunge, exactly?"

On my face, hopefully

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


""Take the plunge, fill my clunge"

Where's the clunge, exactly?

On my face, hopefully "

So, I need to write 'take the plunge and fill Steve's face'.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


""Take the plunge, fill my clunge"

Where's the clunge, exactly?

On my face, hopefully

So, I need to write 'take the plunge and fill Steve's face'. "

Yeah, why not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Open-minded, with a broad sense of humour, so looking forward to all your messages."

Do I add that to the text above? "

You could do, I don't mind.

To be honest, us men have to self-publicise whenever we can.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

This tings a bell but I'm sure if memery serves me right your rather good your self lick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jam fetishist, has tattoo of little scarlet jam jar on left buttock

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Jam fetishist, has tattoo of little scarlet jam jar on left buttock"

That's problem with tattoos, my jar has grown.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Large kilner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jam fetishist, has tattoo of little scarlet jam jar on left buttock

That's problem with tattoos, my jar has grown. "

Nice, more to eat ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jam fetishist, has tattoo of little scarlet jam jar on left buttock

That's problem with tattoos, my jar has grown. "

Bet it still looks great though

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I need you so much right now

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I need you so much right now "

Have you run out of cider?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

You know me too well methinks;-)

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I need you so much right now

Have you run out of cider?

"

Almost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have fanny, will meet"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love Haribo

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

And don't forget to add these words:

I am the property of one Mr Random. He only allows me to meet really hot men for the purpose of kinky & debauched Bi MFM''s with the creme de la creme of the sites sexiest & fittest Bi men, & occasionally Bi ladies. To save my inbox being cluttered with mails please send all enquiries, including a recent face & naked body pics to his profile. He handles all management decisions & his decision is final.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


""Have fanny, will meet"

"

This is basically all you need to say Lickety, it covers the important stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Take the plunge, fill my clunge""

That's proper romantic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No glove.. No love.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Researchers from the university of Sydney are always welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dress to impress.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"And don't forget to add these words:

I am the property of one Mr Random. He only allows me to meet really hot men for the purpose of kinky & debauched Bi MFM''s with the creme de la creme of the sites sexiest & fittest Bi men, & occasionally Bi ladies. To save my inbox being cluttered with mails please send all enquiries, including a recent face & naked body pics to his profile. He handles all management decisions & his decision is final. "

Thanks! I might actually get my fantasy two bi men and me with that.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


""Have fanny, will meet"

"

What if I just change my name to Fanny? You don't see many Fanny's these days.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Dress to impress. "

Even at a naturist club?

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain


"And don't forget to add these words:

I am the property of one Mr Random. He only allows me to meet really hot men for the purpose of kinky & debauched Bi MFM''s with the creme de la creme of the sites sexiest & fittest Bi men, & occasionally Bi ladies. To save my inbox being cluttered with mails please send all enquiries, including a recent face & naked body pics to his profile. He handles all management decisions & his decision is final.

Thanks! I might actually get my fantasy two bi men and me with that. "

On the case

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